Uncle Dane
Meet Your Match (Part 2) | Casual, Competitive & Community
updated
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#fixtf2 #savetf2
Just casually chatting about a casual game. :)
Don't forget to check out @MAXIMUM.DAMAGE gaming videos if you want more casual gaming vibes.
Plants VS Zombies: youtube.com/watch?v=qMHaHUTepBI
Baldur's Gate 3: youtube.com/watch?v=aM9oDs-2iYY
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Competitive Beggar's Bazooka clip from @AntoniFP
Pub push animation by @Krunkidile
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Check out Marketplace.tf for all your TF2 item needs: https://marketplace.tf/?utm_source=uncledane&utm_medium=youtube&utm_campaign=danebarnblitz
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Thumbnail SFM made by @T0TEN
0:00 -- barnblitz red
2:02 -- more barnblitz red
16:05 - barnblitz blu
I thinking we could call it the func jump. My dream update contains a patch to this item that makes the damage tick even when an enemy is not inside of it so this can be done whenever. I'm sure Valve is getting right on that as we speak!!! :D
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Thumbnail SFM made by: twitter.com/py_bun
Various animations by @shounic
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Reason this video exists: @Anthid_
Hammer jargon translator: @grizzlyberry
0:00 - intro
2:51 - deleting
4:59 - jumping
8:21 - jumping (higher)
12:12 - jumping (even higher)
13:30 - jumping (even higher still)
13:54 - outro
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Double-donked sentry gun animated by @Krunkidile
Thumbnail SFM made by: 77741404n1.carrd.co
0:00 - dustbowl red
9:03 - gorge blu
11:10 - gorge red
14:20 - frontier red
23:13 - upward red
26:41 - badwater red
28:21 - badwater blu
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM made by @T0TEN
0:00 - suijin
7:20 - venice blu
12:14 - venice red
17:19 - borneo blu/red
22:37 - sawmill
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail made by 77741404n1.carrd.co
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Live Uncle Commentary SFM by @T0TEN
0:00 - borneo blu
3:12 - borneo red
6:28 - gullywash r1
10:57 - gullywash r2
13:02 - mossrock blu
18:36 - hardwood blu
26:13 - hardwood red
MAXIMUM DAMAGE: youtube.com/@MAXIMUM.DAMAGE
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Thumbnail SFM made by @T0TEN
0:00 - intro
1:32 - sponsor
2:33 - scream fortress
5:12 - sniper
9:40 - tf2’s design
15:21 - cosmetics
19:05 - updates
22:55 - competitive
26:30 - maps
27:51 - content
30:13 - random crits
30:37 - speed round
37:29 - medic
39:04 - wrap up
TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 -- intro
2:18 -- warpaint cases (x100)
20:22 -- cosmetic cases (x100)
26:46 -- the haul
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If it wasn't already obvious, this is a prank. You got pranked. You fell for it.
lol
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Fursona artwork made by instagram.com/kiku070?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Thumbnail SFM by @T0TEN
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
You should check it out sometime!
Uncle Jerma: youtube.com/watch?v=jAf5Nj6deco
Callum Smith: youtube.com/watch?v=UKgcF5Lz9HY
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Too slow! The ABC shirt is gone! Better luck next time, bud.
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
The majority of music in this video is from this ~quality rip~ youtube.com/watch?v=gGHBF925IMA
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Thumbnail SFM made by @T0TEN
Always Be Constructing artwork by instagram.com/kateshep.art
TF2 Best Settings Guide: youtube.com/watch?v=rc4QMnrOxXs
Uncle Dane's Broken Binds: youtube.com/watch?v=VxXgcHYAJ6A
= CHAPTERS =
0:00 - Intro
2:46 - Learning Your ABCs
6:02 - Playing “Defensively Offensive”
9:11 - Medic Relations
14:41 - Positioning & Flanking
20:13 - Combat Construction
22:47 - Creating Your Own Advantages
27:51 - Worthwhile Trades
29:41 - Surfing Damage
32:02 - Useful Settings, Binds, & Scripts
38:20 - Melee Weapons
45:43 - Secondary Weapons
53:49 - Primary Weapons
1:05:35 - Loadout Combinations
1:11:21 - Miscellaneous Tips
1:13:23 - Conclusion
jbird's video: youtube.com/watch?v=tyYOADsp1RA
grizzly's video: youtube.com/watch?v=jw7Oqj_AegM
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM made by @T0TEN
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Video on the millennial's cell phone: youtube.com/watch?v=QojMooSYJGk
Deepfake mercenary voice lines by 15.ai
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Thumbnail artwork by @Durazorn
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Special shoutout to Anthid for posting a video that showed off how actually viable the Short Circuit jump can be. Ever since it was added, I always kinda wrote it off as a weird bug that would never come into play. Turns out it's pretty useful (and at the very least, funny.) Thanks for the inspiration! youtube.com/watch?v=X9b2lu2uxG8
If you're wondering why there are comments from 2 weeks ago on this newly released video, I hid this one within a playlist unlisted to see if anyone would find it. About 700 people watched it, which is cool. Shoutout to all of the secret-finders. But now it's time to set the video free.
Thumbnail artwork made by: twitter.com/VersityTF
Thanks to everyone who submitted questions.
May your metal be plenty and your buildings level three.
Halo Infinite compilation: youtube.com/watch?v=Bz-GJBq6Enk
I recently started logging film ratings on Letterboxd instead of iMDb: letterboxd.com/youshouldwatch
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
*6:41 I say the same thing again, don't mind me, professional video editor here
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail artwork made by: twitter.com/daza_haru
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Thumbnail SFM made by: twitter.com/_TOTEN_
3/3
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Angelic wrench, pistol, and shotgun animation by @PyBun
Wrench stats graphics by @shounic
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Thumbnail SFM made by: twitter.com/Rainmiru
"Sir. Spamming this pistol."
2/3
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Pistol stats graphics by @shounic
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Thumbnail SFM made by: twitter.com/Rainmiru
@2:19 *fully-automatically
@6:08 *AFTER it's too late
1/3
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Angelic shotgun animation by @PyBun
Shotgun stats graphics by @shounic
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Crayon Engineer doodle by: instagram.com/1truemaa
Thumbnail SFM made by: twitter.com/Rainmiru
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail artwork made by: twitter.com/soggyzogg
Title suggestion by: twitter.com/MiguelF56069644
Subtitles by: twitter.com/DinoBoiRex1
0:00 -- Intro
1:37 -- General tips
3:48 -- vs Scout
5:37 -- vs Soldier
8:13 -- vs Pyro
10:18 -- vs Demoman
12:17 -- vs Heavy
14:34 -- vs Engineer
17:06 -- vs Medic
19:02 -- vs Sniper
21:06 -- vs Spy
24:14 -- The end
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM and class intro transition animations made by @PyBun
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Intro animated by @uberchainYT
Subtitles by: twitter.com/DinoBoiRex1
Ending song: youtube.com/watch?v=Ma2YuCWRnEE
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Thumbnail sketch made by: twitter.com/visionsynth
Video title submitted by: twitter.com/OmauseT/status/1326292121691648000
Subtitles by: twitter.com/DinoBoiRex1
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Thumbnail SFM made by @PyBun
Sound editing, mixing, and scary version of Frontier Justice by Dapper Dog by @SoundSmithTF2
Scary version of Uncle Dane intro animation by @uberchainYT
Final Boss of the Underworld played by @b4nny
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM made by TOTEN: twitter.com/_TOTEN_
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Parody of "God's Plan" by Drake
Listen to it elsewhere:
Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/7IdEy6FJ0L3N7mLBX80fTA?si=3w-82o_cRzKfFapK_CBdcQ
Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/uncle-dane/gold-pan
Bandcamp: uncledane.bandcamp.com/track/gold-pan
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM made by @PyBun
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Thanks for letting me borrow the golden frying pan @Yahiamice
--- LYRICS ---
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Yuh
I’ve been playin’ Engie since two-thousand-thirteen
Trying to keep a gun up was a struggle for me
Then I got an invite to a highlander team
Next thing that you know I’m on a killstreak
I can never die because you heal me
Fifty thousand kills just with my sentry
Invite champion cause I got carried
But I deserve a trophy, I can gift it to me
Gold pan, gold pan
I could buy it, but I won’t, yuh
I miss shots, sometimes I don’t, ay, don’t
I like playin’ my banjo, ay, yes
Hit you with a B-A-P, yeah, what?
Download TF2 for free, yuh, wait
But it’s anything but cheap
And still...
Bad teams
There’s a lot of bad teams
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Bad teams
There’s a lot of bad teams
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Yuh, ay, ay
She say, “Do you love me?”
I tell her, “Only partly.”
I only love my wrench
And dispenser, I’m sorry
Build a gun, and I got 50 frenchies on me
Look I won, dance in your spawn room, it’s a party
And you know me
Turn a level 2 into a level 3, ya’ll
Without John & Robin there’d be no me
Imagine if I never played as engie
Gold pan, gold pan
I could buy it, but I won’t, ay, no
I miss shots, sometimes I don’t, yup, whoa
I like playin’ my banjo, ay, bro, ay
Hit you with that B-A-P, yuh, wait
Still got lots of noobs to teach, ay, wait
I make sure these engies keep, at it, ay
And still...
Bad teams
There’s a lot of bad teams
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Yuh... yuh
Bad teams
There’s a lot of bad teams
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Yuh
And their snipers, their snipers, their snipers, their snipers
Are pissin' on me
And they're kickin', they're kickin', they're kickin', they're kickin'
They're vote-kickin' me
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM made by @PyBun
Visual aids by @shounic
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Short Circuit and Panic Attack sketches by @ZaptyYT
Scout animation by @zeekrocz117 and @Krunkidile
Scout voice actor @ChiliOfDestiny
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM made by @PyBun
Doomer Sniper by @ZaptyYT
Sound mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Bot voice by @LazyPurple
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM made by TOTEN: twitter.com/_TOTEN_
Sound editing and mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM by @PyBun
Team Fortress GO animation by @Krunkidile
BB gun announcement/Grandpa Dane cardboard cutout animations by @zeekrocz117
Additional SFM work by TOTEN: twitter.com/_TOTEN_
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM made by Toten: twitter.com/_TOTEN_
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Check out these absolute legends: @LazyPurple @iDubbbzTV @RTGame @videogamedunkey @Leahbee
Thumbnail SFM made by Toten: twitter.com/_TOTEN_
Intro animations by @Krunkidile
Uncle in space rendered by @TealOpal
Thanks to Dollar Shave Club for sponsoring! Go to http://dollarshaveclub.com/uncledane to get your first starter set for $5. After that, full price products will ship at regular prices.
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thanks to @TimberFinz for asking the question and starting the discussion. Watch his video on the subject, complete with my answer as well as other Engie mains'.
Thumbnail SFM made by @Krunkidile
Cursed Engineer jpegs provided by @truktruk
Yao Ming Spy by u/xcydal on Reddit
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM by @PyBun
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM made by @PyBun
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
TF2 VR game (H3): store.steampowered.com/app/450540/Hot_Dogs_Horseshoes__Hand_Grenades
An appearance by @TheRealLifePeterGriffin
Thumbnail SFM made by TOTEN: twitter.com/_TOTEN_
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM made by TOTEN: twitter.com/_TOTEN_
Every click of this link removes one hair from your Uncle's ear canal: http://www.dollarshaveclub.com/uncledane
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
TF2 x GTA IV loading screen intro artwork/animation & thumbnail SFM by @PyBun
Play Frontier Justice in Beat Saber (mapped by JaioCG) (requires custom songs mod): beatsaver.com/browse/detail/13298-14301
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Bit of a correction at 8:14 where I say that pulling out the Wrangler increases the effective health of the sentry gun by 66%. The correct percentage on that is actually 300%. 66% is the amount of damage resistance, not the effective health increase, and I got the numbers mixed up. Sorry for the confusion.
Also, the damage number at 9:10 is incorrect. You'd end up doing around the same amount of damage to a tanked Wrangled sentry, but the time required to do so would be a lot longer (assuming the same heavy DPS to engineer healing was in play). Regardless, too many other factors basically ruin the entire point of the added note. The clip was included to show how tanky a sentry gun can be without using the Wrangler, so I'm not sure why I even attempted to mention the effect a Wrangler would have on the situation. Again, apologies for the confusion. Math is literally my worst subject, dunno why I even try to make sense of it.
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM made by @PyBun
Trusty healman @ArraySeven
Reference @Blendtec
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM and Beefy Uncle SFM made by @PyBun
Thanks to @UEAKCrash for providing VR mode TF2 footage.
Thumbnail SFM by @PyBun
Gamer meme @truktruk
Merasmus impression @MERASMUSTHEMIGHTY
Sketch comedy channel @WhateverWeWant
koth_bagel: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=791213600
When I said Monster Bash reminded me of a smaller version of Turbine, what I meant to say was Nucleus. Hope that comparison makes sense now.
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Deleted Scenes / Extras: youtube.com/watch?v=Zjp8qMJm1jU
Thumbnail SFM by @PyBun
Scout voice actor @ChiliOfDestiny
Screaming noob @iDubbbzTV
Soldier noob @XenoGene
LoL footage provided by @Travingel
DAMAGE NUMBERS @ggglygy
PokeFortress segment sprites by @uberchainYT and Ondkaja (twitter.com/ondkaja)
Typo at 4:36 - the top right map is actually cp_granary, not cp_gravelpit
No drugs were actually did in this video. Pls no demonetize.
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM by @PyBun
04/26/2018 edit: As of the recent patch, the Short Circuit now does 15 max self-damage to the Engie when he gets hit by the orb. Also, you can launch yourself off of enemies (not the ground). twitter.com/danekevincook/status/989628647056199680
Thumbnail SFM by @PyBun
Special Thanks @Pazer
Special Thanks @UEAKCrash
14bit - twitch.tv/mr14bit
Freyja - twitch.tv/freyjadesign
Teamwork.tf - https://teamwork.tf
Additional SFMs by SquidCubed: http://steamcommunity.com/id/SquidCubed
Modified version of CastingEssentials: dropbox.com/s/i1d183t23fbh2gb/Modified%20CastingEssentials.rar?dl=0
AMENDMENTS:
(04/06/2018) Updated the size of Enclosure from 48.446 to 41.0497. Pazer discovered that the nav flood had extended into an inaccessible area by accident. Still the biggest map, but not by as much as previously thought.
(04/07/2018) The conversion rates from kHu² to real life measurements are incorrect; here is a list of every map, along with their averages in km² (data provided by @the_link_crafte on Twitter): pastebin.com/rwXevdPs
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at http://uncledane.com
Thanks for helping me @Pazer
Thumbnail SFM made by @PyBun