Uploaded August 2017 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
In other words, just another lazy Saturday at the Testosterone house. Johnny is being his usual douchebaggy self by obstructing justice, stealing bubble gum, ambushing the Squid Sisters, going Super Sanic on his evil dad, bombing Bikini Bottom, stomping on Mario, and eating smaller clones of himself. Oh, and his best friend is a mechanical canine that he *totally* didn't steal from Jimmy Neutron's lab. On this particular Saturday, Johnny helps himself to a box of bootleg Lucky Charms, only to have his breakfast spoiled by his sisters Susan and Mary wuh-firing some wuh-some wuh-periments and asking him how long his schlong is. After discovering just how huge his dick is, the twin twits decide to show Johnny some Mental Soil that was recently enriched with Super Soup, which was being contaminated by a Bill Cipher. This led to the eventual death of Bill Cipher by starvation, for which the sinister sisters showed no remorse. They then decide to test the Mental Soil on Donkey Kong, but accidentally summon the nefarious Bonzi Buddy who then decides to Expand Dong and kills them all.
DIS SHOW SUX
In other words, just another lazy Saturday at the Testosterone house. Johnny is being his usual douchebaggy self by obstructing justice, stealing bubble gum, ambushing the Squid Sisters, going Super Sanic on his evil dad, bombing Bikini Bottom, stomping on Mario, and eating smaller clones of himself. Oh, and his best friend is a mechanical canine that he *totally* didn't steal from Jimmy Neutron's lab. On this particular Saturday, Johnny helps himself to a box of bootleg Lucky Charms, only to have his breakfast spoiled by his sisters Susan and Mary wuh-firing some wuh-some wuh-periments and asking him how long his schlong is. After discovering just how huge his dick is, the twin twits decide to show Johnny some Mental Soil that was recently enriched with Super Soup, which was being contaminated by a Bill Cipher. This led to the eventual death of Bill Cipher by starvation, for which the sinister sisters showed no remorse. They then decide to test the Mental Soil on Donkey Kong, but accidentally summon the nefarious Bonzi Buddy who then decides to Expand Dong and kills them all.
DIS SHOW SUX

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