Uploaded December 2022 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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From Snowy Charm for the 2022 /mlp/ Secret Santa, a song for a pony so fould, so cruel, so utterly devoid of heart, that he donated to a charity for no other reason than to take it back afterwards. (Not really; he's a sweetie.)

You're a mean one
Sleigh Bell Scree
I'm shocked you've not been shot
You steal back food from orphan's mouths
and leave them all to rot
Sleigh Bell Scree
You're a bad omelette that Chompy just forgot

You're a monster
Sleigh Bell Scree
Your Santa should rethink
You deserve the worst of peanut's wrath
Should be thrown inside the clink
Sleigh Bell Scree
Why don't you take the jar and
imbibe your second drink

You're a cruel one
Sleigh Bell Scree
A bat with no remorse
You hold no love for Verity
Nor any colored horse
Sleigh Bell Scree
Your loyalty is so lacking that your waifu, rainbow dash, well..
She wants a divorce

You're so rotten
Sleigh Bell Scree
You'll not recieve that lamp
A chance you won't recover from
If given half the chance
Sleigh Bell Scree
You were held back five years in highschool with no option to advance

You nauseate me
Sleigh Bell Scree
You EEEE'd into my ear
You think a carol fixes things
It absolves you from arrears
Sleigh Bell Scree
You're a garrish green abomination between the marriage of malaligned merriment and misery compounded with cacophonous jingle jangle gibberish vehemntly hated by santa pone only slightly less than green peppers and deplorable to your peers

You're a foul one
Sleigh Bell Scree
A big green horses flank
Gave cash to starving children, put it right back in the bank
Sleigh Bell Scree
The three words that best describe your heart are as follows are and I quote
Shrink, Shrunk, Shrank