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THE HAPPY SHOW! THE PUNKERS at Buckingham Palace!

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MIND TRIPPING Is A SHORT FALL #ahappyshow #music #alternativemusic #song #independentmusic

TheHappyShow 2025-08-21 | MIND TRIPPING IS A SHORT FALL
Lyrics and melody by Matthew Hawes, copyright 2025 MBH Productions. Music created with Suno.

A nonsensical piece I wrote for fun, based on a melody I created and hummed to a recorder, then uploaded to Suno and had it "cover" my tune, and I jotted a few lines of lyrics to go with it. This is the result of that endeavor.

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NOT THIS TIME: A Power Pop Love Song!

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NOT THIS TIME
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2025 MBH Productions
Music created with Sonauto and Udio

COST of INFAMY (A Dark Tale In Song) by Matthew Hawes

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Another song which I created by uploading some vocals and humming I did to set a melody and vocal style, and adding my lyrics, so that this song is pretty close to my actual musical arrangement. I am testing the audio upload more and more, as it gives me further control over the melody/arrangement. Thankfully, the A.I. voice hits the notes better than I did on the audio it is based upon. LOL! I sang in a deep and somber manner to fit the feel of this creepy tune. 🙂 Anyway, enjoy.

COST of INFAMY
Lyrics, Arrangement and melody by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2025 MBH Productions.
Music created with Suno A.I.

Your tacit lies, they hide a desperate plea
All darkened skies and cruel reality
You speak no words nor play no games
You took the fall, no naming names
And still you hide your head in shame
Cost of infamy

Your tacit lies, they hide a desperate plea
All darkened skies and cruel reality
You speak no words nor play no games
You took the fall, no naming names
And still you hide your head in shame
Cost of infamy

They found her floating in the well
How long was she there, who can tell?
Was she pushed or did she fall?
Are there any clues at all?
Running daily from the law
A certain kind of Hell

You hear their screaming every night
Can’t rid yourself of that sight
Were you there when others came?
Will you ever be the same?
Never to go back again
Blood red is the rain

The cries, their eyes
Words that mystifies
Buried in a blackened potion
Devoid of all emotion
Lacking of devotion
The demons start to rise

Withered lips from vile disease
There is no key to set you free
No passage for you to unlock
Frozen in place, held check by shock
Will you answer when they knock?
Cost of infamy

Cost of infamy

When THINGS Went TOO Far, a trippy tune by Matthew Hawes

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WHEN THINGS WENT TOO FAR
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2025 MBH Productions
Music created using Suno & Udio A.I.

Counting the number of times you tried to reject
That over stimulation from the ganzfeld effect
exsanguination is leaving you drained
and banging your head just leaves you brained
Rolling off into the street and into a car
Looking for the light from some distant star
You mumble and tumble out onto a field
Paying no mind to signs that tell you to yield
And still you wonder where consciousness lies
As the colors swirl faster up into the skies
This experience you’ve gone through will leave a scar
But you’ll remember the position when then things went too far

When then things went too far

Does your mama know all the things you’ve done?
Does your daddy know the ways you have your fun?
Does your sister know why you’re holding that gun?
Are you out there searching the streets for someone?

(yeah)
Do they know
(Do they know?)
Do they know
(Do they know?)

You never find the answers if you never take a call
You’ll never get your work done if all you do is ball
To escape this asylum you’ll have to scale that wall
And hoping you live long enough to watch the empire fall
You’re seeking out avoidance of some certain fate
Watching each step you take while you hesitate
I’d call you out for the fool you are but don’t wanna hate
Learned long ago it’s best to educate than to berate

Let go of hate
Let go
Let go of hate
Let it all go
(Let it all go)
(let it all go)

FLASHBACK: Matt & Dave in 2007

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THE HAPPY SHOW HOUR of FUN! Episode 13, 2019

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Matt & Happy get a visit by RINGO STARR formerly of THE BEATLES! Also, a STARING CONTEST, Matt & David W. Johnson make SCARY TACO EYES, CAPTAIN SUPERDUDE, and Hawes Draws WOLVERINE of the X-MEN!

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THE HAPPY SHOW HOUR of FUN Episode 12: CINDY BRADY & PIGS in a BLANKET!

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Matt & Happy interview Susan Olsen, AKA "Cindy" from The Brady Bunch! Also, The Mustard-Ketchup War, Ladybug, The Real Happy Life World, Pigs-in-a-Blanket, and Hawes Draws Superman versus The Incredible Hulk!

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THE HAPPY SHOW HOUR of FUN Episode 11:

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Super Argoman! What's Cooking featuring Mediterranean chicken! Mutation music video! The Punkers speak with Super Lunary! Matt's Weird Dream!

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THE HAPPY SHOW HOUR of FUN Episode 10: Exposé & SPAWN Art!

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THE HAPPY SHOW HOUR of FUN Episode 9: Matts JOKES & HATE-AH MAIL

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THE HAPPY SHOW HOUR of FUN Episode 8: A VERY SPECIAL Episode!

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THE HAPPY SHOW HOUR of FUN Episode 7: The ALIEN ANTI-MATT!

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THE HAPPY SHOW HOUR of FUN Episode 6: Matt & Happy are JERKS!

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THE HAPPY SHOW HOUR of FUN Episode 5, ASP & MORE!

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THE HAPPY SHOW HOUR of FUN Episode 4

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JOHNNY BRAVO BRADY Listens To THE MIX!

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Greg Brady visits the recording studio to hear his groovy new single, played for him by the album's producers, but he is dismayed at what he hears!

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THE HAPPY SHOW HOUR of FUN Episode 3

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THE HAPPY SHOW HOUR of FUN Episode 2

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THE HAPPY SHOW HOUR of FUN Episode 1

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HDM v2 Groovin FUNKADELIC Version

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HDM (v2, Funkadelic style)
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2025 MBH Productions.
Music created using Sonauto and Suno A.I.
Alternate version (reggae/ska style): youtu.be/OiWJSVz_S38?si=h4fONEwgzOBpAB7d

This is for my special girl. You look after me like a momma. Baby, U da best, my sugar. Let's kick it

My number one super fan H D M
She’s my number one super fan H D M
Before she’s even started, she’s already began
My lovely little hoot owl
H D M

(Oh yes!)
(Uh huh)
(U said it!)

Never under weather when my Heather’s on her way
I’m poppin’ without stoppin’ ‘cause with her I gotta play
She’s my white walker lady, gets me high as a kite
But she plays those cards right and she’s in my bed tonight!

My number one super fan H D M
She’s my number one super fan H D M
She’s holding my magic Johnson in her hand
Such a naughty little hoot owl
H D M

You light a fire so deep down inside of me
You fulfill my fantasies like no one will believe
You got that special charm to reach into my heart
The way you kiss my ass I know we’ll never part

You cum in at my shows, you raise me to a new height
And when it cums to blows, the moves you make are out of sight
When you runnin’ through my field, dog, the sensations are unreal
I wanna stroke your white hair and give you a real thrill

H D M

I’m gonna say it once again
My naughty little hoot owl, H D M
More than a super fan, she’s a special friend
(with benefits)
H D M

(Oh yes! Yes! Yes!)
H D M

My number one super fan (H D M)
She’s my number one super fan (H D M)
She’s holding my magic Johnson in her hand
Such a naughty little hoot owl
H D M
Don’t U never leave
Lee Eve (H D M)
Don’t U never leave
Lee Eve
Don’t U never leave
ME (H D M)
Don’t U never leave
ME

H D M
H D M

I’m caught up in the rapture
‘cause
My twenty-two has 2 do with U

LOVE Makes ALL Things GROW a music video by Matts Happy Show

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LOVE Makes ALL THINGS GROW
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2025 MBH Productions.
Music created using Sonauto A.I.
Music video edited and produced by Matthew Hawes, using public domain footage.

A tender, sweet ballad about getting off.

PRETENSION: a film by Mateo Hawes (2008)

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A brilliant thought-provoking short film by acclaimed auteur Mateo Hawes, the engineer behind the subversive and indecipherable program known as "The Happy Show!" This piece speaks to the fragility of the human condition and offers a glimpse into the inner psyche of a genius filmmaker at the top of his game. A masterful interpretation of the conflict in which society finds itself in during this postmodern landscape.

Championed by the intelligentsia as a raw, revealing, and even scathing indictment of the establishment, ladened with lofty context and introspective subtext, "Pretension" challenges our perceptions of reality and relates a deep understanding of the make up of the soul. Each frame is infused with a keen observation that offers unrelenting revelations as only one of such measured transcendence who has a grasp of the cultural zeitgeist can produce. And it has puppets.

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BAD NEWS BEARS (TV series, 1980) clip: Killer Regi featuring COREY FELDMAN and RICHARD MOLL

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"'KILLER' REGI" clip from
The Bad News Bears TV series, season two, episode six, "Lights Out." Air Date: Jun 14, 1980. Starring Corey Feldman as "Regi Tower" and Richard Moll, "Bull" from "Night Court" as a biker named "Rust."

A FOOLS ADVICE (Shakes Spear) Music Video

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"A FOOL'S ADVICE (Shake's Spear)" takes the eternal words of The Bard, William Shakespeare and interprets it as a rap/pop song using the songs sang by the fool in the play. I arranged the lyrics to create this rendition, and for music video I created I used public domain footage from a few silent films based on the play: KING LEAR (1909), RE LEAR (1910, Italy), and KING LEAR (1916).

OH, MY LITTLE KITTY (2025) music lyric video

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OH, MY LITTLE KITTY
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Music created with Sonauto and Suno A.I., with editing and mixing by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2025 MBH Productions.

A playful tune about a kitty cat that is loved by its owner. NOT based on a true story. LOL!

LITTLE SUZY SNOOGERS (The WHO style version)

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LITTLE SUZY SNOOGERS
[Lyrics by Matthew Hawes, copyright 2024, 2025 MBH Productions]
Music created with Sonauto A.I.

Little Suzy Snoogers
Obsessed with eating boogers
Ate with eggs and ham and duck
Ate so much that she'd upchuck

She'd eat them at home
At school and at play
She'd Eat some tomorrow
She saved from yesterday

Little Suzy Snoogers
So obsessed with eating boogers
Her parents began to worry
Sometimes at night
In a fright
She'd eat them in a hurry

Boogers Boogers
Yucky sticky snot
Tastes so nasty but
She sure eats a lot

Doctors went in
Doctors went out
With no suitable cure
They said that it's impossible
To stop Suzy snacking for sure

So Little Suzy Snoogers
She still eats those nasty boogers
When will she stop?
It's really quite doubtful
Every now and then
You can still see
Suzy downing a whole mouthful

Boogers Boogers
Yucky sticky snot
Tastes so nasty but
She sure eats a lot

Boogers Boogers
Yucky sticky snot
Tastes so nasty but
She sure eats a lot

BEST of The BEST

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BEST of The BEST
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2025 MBH Productions
Music created with Suno A.I.

Consequence of a nervous breakdown
Resulting from a violent shakedown
Casually cracked upon my poor crown
But I’m refusing to be thusly clowned

In evening, later tonight
Settling some plans, setting things right
Kindling fires, making some smoke
Gonna show ya all this bloke is no joke

Looking for lost hope I must retrieve
Until I find it, won’t be no rest
Getting sleep won’t give me relief
Can’t stop now till I’m best of the best

Breaking down houses from the inside
Revealing spaces nowhere to hide
Must stay on track until all this is done
Ain’t gonna stop before it’s begun

Come morning, start of the day
Without warning with nothing to say
Smashing ceilings, others can’t cope
I’m swinging down at the end of my rope

Looking for lost hope I must retrieve
Until I find it, won’t be no rest
Getting sleep won’t give me relief
Can’t stop now till I’m best of the best

Can’t stop now till I’m best of the best

I’m spinning down a spiral again
There’s no stopping once it’s began
But on this I must defend
So I'm riding this out until the end

(Yeah)

Looking for lost hope I must retrieve
Until I find it, won’t be no rest
Getting sleep won’t give me relief
Can’t stop now till I’m best of the best
Can’t stop now till I’m best of the best
Never stop till I’m the best of the best

On this there will be no contest

A NICE GUY song by Matthew Hawes

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"A NICE GUY"
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2025 MBH Productions
Music created with Suno A.I.

What can you do when it’s inherent in you?
That you’re a nice guy
Nice guy! (Nice guy!)

Always get passed, ‘cause good guys finish last
When you’re a nice guy
Nice guy! (Nice guy!)

You don’t bother anyone, but you’re left out of fun
Everyone thinks you’re unassuming

They all think you’re chill, you never cause a spill
That’s what they get when they presume things

But you can go show them to their face
You aren’t the kind to be replaced
And whip them around fast in a spin
No waiting around as the parties begin

No! No! No!

There's no love when you’re so easy to shove
‘Cause you’re a nice guy
Nice guy! (Nice guy!)

Don’t care what you think, they treat you like some fink
When you’re a nice guy
Nice guy! (Nice guy!)

You don’t bother anyone, but you’re left out of fun
Everyone thinks you’re unassuming

They all think you’re chill, you never cause a spill
That’s what they get when they presume things

You’re not one to be taken for granted
Let them know that the eagle has landed
And even though you sure seem swell
Show ‘em all you can raise some hell

What can you do when it’s inherent in you?
That you’re a nice guy
Nice guy! (Nice guy!)

Always get passed, ‘cause good guys finish last
When you’re a nice guy
Nice guy! (Nice guy!)

A nice nice guy!

Wuh-wuh-why

A nice guy!

Yes, what can you do when it’s apparent to you?
That you’re a nice guy
Nice guy! (Nice guy!)

Never get smoked, show them all you’re no joke
You’re just a nice guy
Nice guy! (Nice guy!)
Nice guy! (Nice guy!)
Nice guy! (Nice guy!)

Yeah! A nice guy!

Everything Will Turn Out Fine (ragtime version)

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"EVERYTHING WILL TURN OUT FINE"
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2025 MBH Productions
Music created using Suno A.I.

Sure, sometimes life gets you down
Just get back up and turn around
Off to a happier day we’re bound
Everything will turn out fine

Don’t give up on optimism
Take account of what you’re given
When opportunity’s arisen
Everything will turn out fine

No matter which way the wind blows
Or which way the river flows
Still we have a good time
So let down your hair and unwind

Don’t lose that special feeling
When life’s got you reeling
‘Cause I’m yours and you’re mine
And having hope ain't a crime

If adversity’s giving chase
Look that trouble right in the face
Put that sucker back in its place
And everything will turn out fine

We’ll dance when the party’s begun
Everyone there will be having fun
And a little fun’s never hurt no one
Everything will turn out fine

So, don’t go slipping into a funk
Don’t be depressed over silly junk
We’ll go and do what we want
And everything will turn out fine

Yes, everything will turn out fine

Its Coming a rock song by Matthew Hawes

TheHappyShow 2025-02-06 | I did a lot of work on this one in regards to not only writing the lyrics, but edited the music and arrangement through experimentation using Suno's upload, cover song feature, and remastering. I uploaded my lyrics in segments to render individual paasages of the song to better control the arrangement, then took those segments and edited them in an audio editor, moving around some parts and such, like certain music breaks, and then upload that newly created audio to Suno, where I "remastered" that audio, then I had Suno make a "cover version" of the new version I edited to see how it would change things and make it all more cohesive. This all was done in an effort to exert more control over the final version of my song.

"IT'S COMING"
Lyrics and musical edited arrangement contributions by Matthew Hawes
Song and words copyright 2025 by Matthew Hawes
Music created using Suno A.I.

It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!

I can see it’s drawing nearer (It’s coming! It’s coming!)
It’s very nearly here (It’s coming! It’s coming!)
But once you’ve seen its face (It’s coming! It’s coming!)
It’s gone without a trace (It’s coming! It’s coming!)

But still we survive!

It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!

It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!

Frozen by the winds of change
Thing’s are looking mighty strange
Can’t recognize where I am
Can this be what they had planned?

Thrown away meritocracy
Gave into idiotocracy
Changing our whole way of life
Leading to certain demise

It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!

It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!

No matter which way that wind blows
We must be looking out for those
Who demand we do as they command
We all have to take a stand

Stare the evil right in its face
Our liberty they can’t erase
Won’t stop ‘til this battle’s won
And that evil has been undone

Entrapped within their lies
Setting us up for grave surprise
Their whole goal is to subvert
They care not who gets hurt

Holding onto optimism
Fighting Totalitarianism
We’re here fighting for our lives
As we struggle to survive

And to keep democracy alive

ooooo
ahhhh
ooooo
ahhhh
ooooo
ahhhh
ooooo
ahhhh

If there’s anything left after they’ve tore it all down
If something’s still standing after all’s burnt to the ground
We must take care and start to plant the seed
And fight for a future in which we can believe

ooooo (It’s coming)
ahhhh (It’s coming)
ooooo (It’s coming)
ahhhh (It’s coming)
ooooo (It’s coming)
ahhhh (It’s coming)
ooooo (It’s coming)
ahhhh (It’s coming)

It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!

It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!

I can see it’s drawing nearer (It’s coming!)
It’s very nearly here (It’s coming!)
We must always embrace (It’s coming!)
Hope for the human race (It’s coming!)

And we will survive!

It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!

It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!
It’s coming!

Standing up to that we despise
Standing up to the vicious lies
Standing up for all our allies
Standing up for all of our rights

Standing up ‘cause we must be brave
Standing up for a better way
Standing up for a brighter day
Speaking out ‘cause we have a say

[IT'S COMING - Lyrics by Matthew Hawes, music created using Suno, with editing with arrangement by Matthew Hawes, copyright 2025 MBH Productions]

Yum Yum Eat Them Up Yum a music video by Matthew Hawes

TheHappyShow 2025-02-05 | A song for the hunger in all of us! Yummy foods and tasty treats, fresh baked bread and succulent meats! Almost more than one can take, but eat too much and you'll get a bellyache! A delicious melody and savory lyrics by the fellow behind Evansville, Indiana's "The Happy Show!" YAYY!!!

"YUM YUM EAT THEM UP YUM"
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Music created using Suno A.I., with editing by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2025 MBH Productions.

Yum! Yum! Eat them up!
Eat them up!
Eat them up!
Yum! Yum! Eat them up!
Eat them up yum!

Yum! Yum! Eat them up!
Eat them up!
Eat them up!
Yum! Yum! Eat them up!
Eat them up yum!

How ‘bout some sardines, some saltines,
Some weenies and some eggs
Some baloney, and macaroni,
With hot stuff chicken legs

How about vinegar, seltzer
Some mustard with port wine
Start cramming them straight down your maw
While having a good time

Eating is sublime!

Yum! Yum! Eat them up!
Eat them up!
Eat them up!
Yum! Yum! Eat them up!
Eat them up yum!

Yum! Yum! Eat them up!
Eat them up!
Eat them up!
Yum! Yum! Eat them up!
Eat them up yum!

I used to be bad
Sent to bed
Nothing to eat
It made me real sad
To be unfed
Without a treat

Rubbing my tummy
Hunger pangs
Oh boy and how
Want something yummy
Some good things
Must have chow now
It’s time for sup

Yum! Yum! Eat them up!
Eat them up!
Eat them up!
Yum! Yum! Eat them up!
Eat them up yum!

Yum! Yum! Eat them up!
Eat them up!
Eat them up!
Yum! Yum! Eat them up!
Eat them up yum!

How ‘bout some nachos, some tacos,
Some sausage and sweet breads
Some chianti and Earl Grey tea,
Roly poly fish heads

With brown sugar, if you’d prefer
Some coffee and some cream
Stuffing your face, cleaning off those plates
It all tastes so fine

‘Cause eating is sublime!

Yum! Yum! Eat them up!
Eat them up!
Eat them up!
Yum! Yum! Eat them up!
Eat them up yum!

Yum! Yum! Eat them up!
Eat them up!
Eat them up!
Yum! Yum! Eat them up!
Eat them up yum!

Music samples used in song from "Fish Heads" by Barnes & Barnes, and audio from the Our Gang comedies "The Kid From Borneo" (1933) and "Spanky" (1932). Music video edited and produced by Matthew Hawes. Footage used from the public domain. This video edit copyright 2025 MBH Productions.

Aint No Use In Trying Animated Music Video, Funk

TheHappyShow 2025-01-09 | Whoops! The date in the video says "2024," but it should be 2025. LOL! Still getting used to the change to a new year! Anyway... LET'S GET FUNKY with this song I wrote, "AIN'T NO USE IN TRYING" (Lyrics by Matthew Hawes, copyright 2025, with music created using Suno A.I. and animation created with Adobe Express). Get down and get groovy!

EVIL AQUAMAN The 2025 Remastered Comedy Video

TheHappyShow 2025-01-06 | Originally presented on "The Happy Show!" back in 2006, and a previous remastered version was shown on "The Happy Show Hour of Fun" in 2019, this here is a new 2025 remaster which features an updated version of the "Evil Aquaman" theme song, and a few new graphics of our anti-hero.

Producer/Director: Matthew Hawes
Starring: Matt Hawes, Bryan Bretz, Matthew Billman, Happy.

"Evil Aquaman" theme song written by Matthew Billman and Bryan Bretz. 2025 version of the theme created using Suno A.I. for the vocals and music.

NEW YEAR 2025 Remaster Music Video

TheHappyShow 2025-01-04 | Happy new year to everyone! This is a song I wrote years ago and actually has several versions in different arrangements. The first couple of versions were each given instrumentation and performed by my pals, Gavin McMahon and Al Chantrey. Earlier in 2024, I created a version using Suno, and recently I did a "remaster" of that version. Here it is, for your listening pleasure.

NEW YEAR
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2025 MBH Productions
Music created with Suno AI

Christmas Wish Music Video

TheHappyShow 2024-12-25 | An upbeat and joyous song about Christmas and the fun and festivities of the holiday season, and getting a visit from ol' Saint Nick, Santa Claus!

"CHRISTMAS WISH"
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024 MBH Productions
Music created with Suno AI

When Christmas Is A Coming

TheHappyShow 2024-12-24 | A melodic holiday tune about celebrating Christmas with family and loved ones. This is a song written by Matthew Hawes, and music created using Suno A.I. The music video was edited and produced by Matthew Hawes and utilizes vintage silent film footage over 100 years old that focuses an the heartwarming message of the song, and features imagery associated with the season such as snow, Santa Claus, presents, Christmas trees, elves, and Santa's Workshop. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!

"WHEN CHRISTMAS IS A'COMING"
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024 MBH Productions.
Music created with Suno A.I.

Christmas Glee Music Video for the holidays

TheHappyShow 2024-12-24 | A Christmas song written by Matthew Hawes to celebrate the Christmas season!

"CHRISTMAS GLEE"
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024 MBH Productions.
Music created using Suno AI
Music video edited and produced by Matthew Hawes using public domain footage, featuring footage from 1898's "Santa Claus" film.

Goodnight But Not Goodbye (cover version) - from The Star Wars Holiday Special

TheHappyShow 2024-12-21 | GOODNIGHT, BUT NOT GOODBYE
Written by Mitzie and Ken Welch
Originally performed by Bea Arthur
This cover version created by Matthew Hawes using Suno A.I. Music video edited and produced by Matthew Hawes.

Life Day is a holiday that is celebrated by Wookies, the inhabitants on Kashyyyk. Chewbacca (Peter Mayhew), the Wookie partner and friend of space smuggler-turned hero, Han Solo (Harrison Ford) is trying to get back to his family on the planet, where his family is waiting for him. Unfortunately, both "Chewie" and Han are being pursued by the evil Galactic Empire, who are seeking out rebels. As they make their escape from the Empire vessels in outer space, Chewbacca's family waits back home, and between their daily routine they prepare for the Life Day festivities while checking with Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) with R2-D2 (Kenny Baker) , Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) and C-3PO (Anthony Daniels), and Saun Dann (Art Carney, "Ed Norton" from The Honeymooners), their family friend, on the whereabouts of Chewie and Han. Meanwhile, we are treated to aspects of life around the galaxy, including at the Mos Eisley cantina on the harsh desert planet of Tatooine, where Ackmena (Beatrice Arthur), the bartender, regales the patrons with a rousing tune in an attempt to get them to return to the safety of their homes due to a lockdown imposed by the Empire.

This special program was aired only once in 1978 on network television. Other than a short cartoon featuring the first video appearance of Boba Fett, the special has never been officially released on home video, streaming, or rebroadcast anywhere. In fact, Star Wars creator George Lucas has reportedly said before that, " "If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every bootlegged copy of that program and smash it."

You can find the special, or most of it, available elsewhere on YouTube.

Besides the cast previously mentioned, this special had guest appearances by James Earl Jones (voice only), the rock band Jefferson Starship, singer/actress Diahann Carroll, and comedian Harvey Korman (best remembered for his roles on The Carol Burnett Show and "Blazing Saddles").

Lyrics for "Goodnight, But Not Goodbye":

Just one more round, friend,
Then homeward bound, friend.
Don't forget me in your dreams.
Just one more song, friend,
And then so long, friend.
The nights get shorter it seems.
Just one more rhyme, friend.
Yes, it's a crime, friend.
But you know time, friend.
Time can fly.
So it's goodnight, friend.
Goodnight—but not goodbye.
Just one more drop, friend,
Before we stop, friend:
One more moment face to face.
Next time you're dry, friend,
Try stopping by, friend,
If there's a light in the place.
We may not thrive, friend,
But we survive, friend.
Look, we're alive, friend:
You and I.
So say goodnight, friend.
Goodnight—but not goodbye.
Just one more dance, friend.
Just one more chance, friend:
One more chorus, one more tune.
It's not the end, friend,
If you're a friend, friend,
Then you'll come back to me soon,
But it's too late, pal,
To celebrate, pal.
You'll have to wait, pal.
Don't you cry.
Now, it's goodnight, friend.
Goodnight friend.
Goodnight friend.
Da da da da da,
Da da da da da,
Da da da da da da da,
(Follow me!)
Da da da da da,
Da da da da da,
Da da da da da da da,
Da da da da da,
Da da da da da,
Da da da da da,
Da da da,
Da da da da da,
Da da da da da,
Da da da da da.
You're such a dear, friend.
You know I'm here, friend.
Is that a tear, friend,
In your eye?
Now, it's goodnight, friend.
Goodnight friend.
Goodnight—but not...

This music video, and song version of "Goodnight, But Not Goodbye", and original content copyright 2024 MBH Productions. Original version copyright 2024 Lucasfilm/Disney. Graphics used are transformative works and used under fair usage with no other rights granted or claimed.

Celebrate CHRISTMAS Cheer - Music VIDEO

TheHappyShow 2024-12-19 | "CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS CHEER"
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024 MBH Productions
Music created with Suno AI

A video about celebrating Christmas. Public domain footage used taken from "The Christmas Dream", AKA "Le Rêve de Noël," a 1900 French silent film directed by Georges Méliès.

Can WATCHING YouTube Videos Make You RICH?! (or POPULAR)

TheHappyShow 2024-12-18 | In this video "vlog" The Happy Show content creator, and owner of the comic book reselling business, Comics Unlimited, Matthew Hawes, talks about the history of YouTube, ancient comments, subscriptions, viewership, tags and tagging, testing thumbnails, algorithms, popularity, and community. Have you seen those videos from YouTube content providers that instruct you on how to increase viewership through watching their videos and ordering their instructional seminars online and such? Is such advice legitimate or is it all some scam from which these sages sap your funds to tell you the mysteries of getting rich quick? Give your own thoughts on these subjects in the comments to this video.

YES You WANT To Watch Ho Ho Ho The CHRISTMAS Song (You Know It)

TheHappyShow 2024-12-17 | "HO HO HO (The Christmas Song)"
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024 MBH Productions.
Music created with Suno AI

A beautiful song about the sights and delights associated with Christmas and the spirit of the season. The music video, edited and produced by Matthew Hawes, features scenes from the charming public domain stop-motion animated/live-action film, "Dreams of Toyland" from 1908 by
Arthur Melbourne Cooper.

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Dancing In The Snow by Matthew Hawes

TheHappyShow 2024-12-17 | #christmas #christmasmusic #xmas #snow #winter #holidaymusic #independentmusic #song #musicvideo #aimusic #matthawes #matthewhawes #mattshappyshow #alternativemusic

"DANCING IN THE SNOW"
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024 MBH Productions.
Music created using Suno AI

Video edited and produced by Matthew Hawes using public domain footage from "A Winter Straw Ride" (1906). This music video is copyright 2024 MBH Productions

Watch nearly SIX MINUTES of VINTAGE ANIMATION in a NEW way for the HOLIDAYS!

TheHappyShow 2024-12-15 | #christmas #christmasmusic #holiday #holidayseason #holidaymusic #independentmusic #song #matthawes #matthewhawes #mattshappyshow #thehappyshow #stopmotion #stopmotionanimation #musicvideo #aimusic #xmas

"WISTFUL WONDERS THROUGH THE SNOW"
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes, video edited and produced by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024 MBH Productions.
Music created with Suno AI
Public domain footage taken from "The Insects' Christmas" (1912 or 1913, depending on the source)

Wladyslaw Starewicz, Ladislaw Starewicz

I Believe In Santy Claus by Matthew Hawes

TheHappyShow 2024-12-14 | #christmas #christmasmusic #xmas #santa #santaclaus #holidaymusic #independentmusic #song #musicvideo #aimusic #matthawes #matthewhawes #mattshappyshow #alternativemusic

"I BELIEVE IN SANTY CLAUS"
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024 MBH Productions.
Music created using Suno AI

Video edited and produced by Matthew Hawes using public domain footage from "A Trap For Santa Claus" (1909). This music video is copyright 2024 MBH Productions.

Rockabilly Christmas by Matthew Hawes

TheHappyShow 2024-12-14 | #christmas #christmasmusic #song #music #rockandroll #independentmusic #alternativemusic #aimusic #matthawes #matthewhawes #thehappyshow #mattshappyshow #rockabilly

"ROCKABILLY CHRISTMAS"
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024 MBH Productions
Music created using Suno AI

Public domain footage taken from "Rock Baby - Rock It" (1957)
Video edited and produced by Matthew Hawes, copyright 2024 MBH Productions.

Christmas Glee by Matthew Hawes

TheHappyShow 2024-12-10 | #christmas #independentmusic #music #xmas #christmasmusic #alternativemusic #aimusic #matthawes #matthewhawes #mattshappyshow #thehappyshow #originalmusic

"CHRISTMAS GLEE"
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024 MBH Productions
Music created using Suno AI

Celebrate Christmas Cheer a holiday song by Matthew Hawes

TheHappyShow 2024-11-22 | #music #christmas #xmas #christmasmusic #song #christmassongs #matthawes #independentmusic #matthewhawes #thehappyshow #aimusic

"CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS CHEER"
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024 MBH Productions.
Music created using Udio AI

Lovely WOMEN join FESTIVE HOLIDAY CELEBRATIONS in SHOCKING ways!

TheHappyShow 2024-11-21 | #music #musicvideo #christmas #christmassongs #comedy #naughty #independentmusic #country #countrymusic #holidaymusic #matthawes #matthewhawes #thehappyshow #mattshappyshow #novelty #humor

"HOLLY and JOLLY, THE CHRISTMAS HO'S" (Version 2)
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024 MBH Productions.
Music created using Udio AI

A cheerful song for the season to lift up your spirit and make you feel warm all over.

JAZZ Appeal About STINKY SMELL With A Song Thats SWELL!

TheHappyShow 2024-11-20 | #music #independentmusic #song #orchestralmusic #orchestralpop #aimusic #soul #jazz #matthawes #matthewhawes #thehappyshow #mattshappyshow #comedy #comedymusic #novelty #noveltymusic

"LET THE WIND BLOW"
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024 MBH Productions
Music created with Udio AI

Hope For A New Season by Matthew Hawes

TheHappyShow 2024-11-19 | #music #independentmusic #ballad #soul #soulmusic #alternative #alternativemusic #song #aimusic #thehappyshow #matthawes #matthewhawes

HOPE FOR A NEW SEASON
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024 MBH Productions
Music created with Suno AI