Who Shot Mr Burns? An Alternate Ending AlbinoBlackSheep 2022-03-22 | Note: This is also on Andrew's TMST channel.A headcanonical conclusion to Part 2 of the classic Simpsons episode, picking up from when Mr. Burns is about to reveal his shooter as being Maggie... OR WILL HE?This video was made for - and as part of - The Nerd Degree podcast. Check http://NerdDegree.com for when the just-recorded podcast on "Mysteries" comes out!Voice Acting by Jayden Libran - twitter.com/JaydenLibranyoutube.com/channel/UC9yVLikjQwihPw3TLTGIbQAAnimated by Andrew Kepple - albinoblacksheep.com/tmst twitter.com/TheOddKepplehttp://patreon.com/toomuchsparetimeMusic & Sound FX by Alf Clausen, Danny Elfman, Hans Zimmer, Hoyt Curtin, Zapsplat.com and Andrew Kepple
Pupper Paleolithic Episode 1: Leader of the Pack Out AlbinoBlackSheep 2021-04-03 | The first episode in a new animated web series adapted from Andrew Kepple's award-winning short film of the same name, detailing the adventures of a caveman and his canine companion as they encounter various trials, treasures, and triumphs of the Stone Age.To support the Pupper Paleolithic series as it progresses: patreon.com/toomuchsparetime More from Andrew Kepple:albinoblacksheep.com/tmst
Pupper Paleolithic AlbinoBlackSheep 2021-03-24 | By Andrew Kepple for the 2020 48Hours (a New Zealand filmmaking competition). Had to contain an: - arc shot- a photograph- an echo- and be in the genre of "the unwanted guest". It won 3rd place overall.The film is followed by a trailer for the new episode and series - begins April 3rd.albinoblacksheep.com/tmst
Turkeys Song [HD] AlbinoBlackSheep 2020-11-26 | Animation: R. Wappin. albinoblacksheep.com/rwappin Lyrics:TurkeysTurkeysWho likes turkeys?I like turkeysOh yeah?Oh yeahWell, have I got news for youWhat's that?I am a turkey[Gasp]I am a turkey[Gasp]I can see you're quite surprisedMan, I can't believe my eyesWhere'd you come from anyway?Gobble, gobble, gobbleWowalbinoblacksheep.com/lemondemon
Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Curiosity Killed The Mars Rover AlbinoBlackSheep 2020-09-29 | Directed by Gonzalo "zattdott" Sepulveda Buy or stream the new album, Problem Attic:nuclearbubblewrap.com/problemattic albinoblacksheep.com/nbw Lyrics:What science can, it does willinglyFrom deep within curiosityThrough space and time, relativityGo Apollo, so the people can seeNow with your hands, you've created meWith spirit and opportunityI'll fly to Mars, braving gravitySignals command till the task will break meWe're reading back what we couldn't seeWe're blind without youBut our common goal will someday kill youCuriosity... the spirit and opportunityRepeats with each new roverDo what you can when controlling meWhat should I do? I'm a bit rusty As time moves forward in this vacancySpirit will go, and then you'll replace meWe're reading back what we couldn't seeWe're blind without youBut our common goal will someday kill youCuriosity... the spirit and opportunityRepeats with each new rover Decrease the chance of immobilityEnrich me with your curiosityExploring worlds that you've never seenI'll be your drone, till the cycle repeats
Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Intelligent Design AlbinoBlackSheep 2020-09-25 | Lyrics below. Directed by Paige Turner twitter.com/cooties_online Get the new album Problem Attic:nuclearbubblewrap.com/problemattic albinoblacksheep.com/nbw Lyrics:A T rex, it be strong and builtBut it can’t masturbateCan’t masturbateIt stands top o’ the food chain, it killsYes it do, ooooA t rex got the holiest bodCause it can’t masturbate Can’t masturbateA t rex can’t jack off and neither should youWhoo ooA t rex can’t put on its stiltsAnd it can’t masturbateCan’t masturbateIt can’t stop, drop and roll, and it can’t wipe its pooOoo, ooo, oooA t rex, it can’t knit a quiltAnd it can’t masturbateCan’t masturbateA t rex sets all the examples for youOoh, oohA t rex got nothin to loseIt got no sexy sins to confess in the pewsIt got no, got no drugs and it got no tattoosAnd when it goes to heaven it may see some angels with boobsBut when another T-rex shows her boobs he has to refuseBecause a T-rex is so pure, it’ll never be seducedNow the lord may be forgiving, but one thing he won’t excuseLet me iterate my point again and show off my movesA t rex is perfectly built cause it can’t masturbateCan’t masturbateA t rex is holy and pure, yes it’s trueOoh, ooh oohA t rex won’t come in the box cause it can’t masturbateCan’t masturbateA t rex can’t confess any sins, how bout you?
Mr. Mucky AlbinoBlackSheep 2020-08-31 | Oversized sheepie: makeship.com/products/albino-black-sheep Banana to scale: twitter.com/albinoblack/status/1298036136800133122/photo/1 More Music by Old Man Pie albinoblacksheep.com/oldmanpie The Mucky Song Lyrics:albinoblacksheep.com/audio/muckysong I get out my mucky bedAnd put on my mucky shirtI eat my mucky breakfastAnd get in my mucky carI drive through mucky streetsTo a mucky side of townAnd I see you standing thereYou look mucky enough to eatWe go in your mucky houseAnd have a mucky wicked drinkWe take some mucky photographsOf you and of meAnd we romp around the roomIn a mucky kind of wayAnd whisper sweet nothings'Cause there's nothing left to sayOh, MuckyMuckyI try on your mucky dressSqueeze into your mucky shoesI smeer you with lotionWhile you sucky my mucky toesI get back in my mucky carAnd drive through mucky downI reach my mucky houseTo turn on my mucky PCMuckyMuckyAnd I upload all those picturesThat I took of you and meTo a mucky little Web siteFor mucky people to seeI get a thousand million emailsFrom all around the worldAnd they call me Mr. Mucky'Cause mucky mucky mucky....Mucky mucky mucky mucky youMucky mucky mucky mucky meThe oversized sheepies are a crowdfund. It does not look like we will make the goal to get them into production, but let's try anyways. If it doesn't happen you don't end up getting charged. I'm committing to buying 125 so we only need 275 and to reach the 400 required, and we are at just above 80 with under a week left. Can we get 195 orders? This isn't to make money or to "be relevant" (Flash is dying, of course) since I will gladly take a manageable loss just to get these made instead of just the demo ones already produced.
Pharmacy! AlbinoBlackSheep 2020-08-28 | Oversized sheepie: makeship.com/products/albino-black-sheep 2+ PROMO: firezemissilesBanana to scale: twitter.com/albinoblack/status/1298036136800133122/photo/1 The oversized sheepies are a crowdfund. It does not look like we will make the goal to get them into production, but let's try anyways. If it doesn't happen you don't end up getting charged. I'm committing to buying 125 so we only need 275 and to reach the 400 required, and we are at just above 70 with a week left. Can we get 205 orders in a week? In response to some comments, this isn't to "make money" or to "be relevant" (Flash is dying, of course) since I will gladly take a manageable loss just to get these made for the people who want instead of just the couple demo ones already produced.We tried to get these made in 2006 and they looked cheap and small. Makeship contacted us and promised theirs would be very big and high quality, and they were right. They only do crowdfunds, however.Free MP3: albinoblacksheep.com/audio/rx Remixed, Dale NorthAnimation by Shmorky, 2002albinoblacksheep.com/shmorky Persona Satomi Tadashi Northside Rx Lyrics:Doh doh doh, doh doh dohDohDohDohDohDoh!Waaaah!Welcome to my pharmacy,Drugs and pills as far as you can seeI enjoy your companyJust make sure you buy something from mePlease don't loiter, or lean on the wallDrinking coffee and having a ball'Cause you damn kids always spill stuff on the floorAnd you don't clean it up, *and you stupid ass whoreDon't you know that I used to know karateI'll punch you in the pee-pee, or i can just call the copsI like to look at hot girls'Specially cuties, boy they rock my worldDirty man is how I'm knownYes I like the school girl uniformI use the mirror in the corner of storeTo see some boobies and even some moreOh hey hot booby girlI dropped something on the floorHey could you bend over and pick it upDon't you know my security cam record for meSo I can rewind itAnd watch it to my hearts content
Yo Daniel! (+ announcement) AlbinoBlackSheep 2020-08-24 | Oversize sheepie Link: makeship.com/products/albino-black-sheep Free MP3: albinoblacksheep.com/audio/yodaniel Animation by Rafa Bale: albinoblacksheep.com/flash/yodaniel The sheepies are huge! Bigger than your face. See albinoblacksheep.com for more photos with an SNES controller to scale. I will personally make sure they reach production if we reach even 66% of our goal. Please commit to buy one. You will not be charged if the goal is not reached.Use promo code firezemissiles to buy two or more.
Sheepie Fur Reveal 2020 AlbinoBlackSheep 2020-08-14 | Link: makeship.com/products/albino-black-sheep 2 or more promo: firezemissilesCrowdfund ENDS Sept 3. Order your OVERSIZED (bigger than your face) sheepie plush. Read full description.Animation: Andrew Kepple. Narration: LazyBoy (Yotam Perel). Singing: Tiana Camacho.Thank you all fans of Albino Blacksheep. We will post more. There are many "sheepies" to save here onto YouTube.This is larger than most plushes. Controller to scale. albinoblacksheep.com/image/plush/controller-to-scale.jpg Someone asked where the money is going. We are breaking even to get these into production. If we get past our goal, more animations will be funded and extra sheepies will given as gifts to clients and animators. All three artists have been paid for this animation, for example.The story of the plush is that someone offered to make these back in 2006 and they came out not looking like the logo, and they were also too small. We decided not to sell any or show the public. In 2020 Makeship from Canada contacted Albino Blacksheep to make these correctly and super big. The samples came out great so we agreed to their crowdfunding model. They require 400 orders for anyone to get one, so I hope the YouTube audience will take action and support these "bigger than your face" sheepies.
The Demented Cartoon Movie! [2001] AlbinoBlackSheep 2020-08-09 | The Internet needed a high quality 1080p HD upload of this Internet classic and ABS original. New 2020 video coming this Friday on this channel with a cameo by Zeeky H. Bomb.Original by Brian Kendall: albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented "Zeeky boogy doog!" is one of the earliest memes from 2001 and this video is the source.
neil_a_tribute.swf (RIP Neil First Man on Moon) AlbinoBlackSheep 2019-07-20 | Uploaded today to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the July 20, 1969 moon landing.Animutation by Andrew Kepple.albinoblacksheep.com/tmst
Steamed Hams but Theres a Different Animator Every 13 Seconds AlbinoBlackSheep 2018-04-15 | An animation collab based on the Steamed Hams meme from The Simpsons scene. Animation collab headed by Andrew Kepple. albinoblacksheep.com/tmst Credits:0:06 Joe Brennan 0:18 Mike Breychak 0:31 Ryan "R. Wappin" Krzak - albinoblacksheep.com/rwappin0:44 Andrew "TmsT" Kepple - albinoblacksheep.com/tmst0:57 Austin Davis - https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCGGaAYrtixCOr6jNtnuY6Mw1:10 Nick Leong - http://instagram.com/nickleongart1:23 Grant Wooley - albinoblacksheep.com/wooleyworld youtube.com/user/WooleyWorld 1:36 Jeff "Aperture Jam" Cook 1:50 Rob Yulfo - youtube.com/user/anthraxyulfo2:02 Anonymous 2:15 Brandon Thompson 2:28 Chris "Lepy" Meyer - twitter.com/slurpbert2:41 Guy IncognitoAlso featuring R Wappin and WooleyWorld albinoblacksheep.com/rwappinalbinoblacksheep.com/wooleyworld
pixelated... bunnies AlbinoBlackSheep 2018-04-02 | Happy Easter! Enjoy this classic from 2004.Get the free MP3 & Lyrics: albinoblacksheep.com/audio/bunniesOriginal Flash: albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pixelatedAnd a beef will rise again, broken machine in his hand.Ten words: snapping bunnies twitching gurgling forget the bombs in your eyes.Roaring with whispers to the tiny bunnies SMASH those f*ing bunnies.Roaring with whispers to the tiny bunnies SPLAT those f*ing bunnies.Send them information in a sensationalist manner, THEY CORRUPT.Heads snapping and misspelling eyes twitching in response to the sound of the words.Red world-like words zooming boiling.Moons in the shallow sky.Roaring with whispers to the tiny bunnies SPLAT those f*ing bunnies.Roaring with whispers to the tiny bunnies SQUISH those f*ing bunnies.Twitching bleeding screaming bring the hammer down.Screaming bunnies bleeding bloody bunnies smeared across the ground.Drool spilling down his chin unto his beard as he screams red words at A blank and pointless sky of mothers.Red words popping and crackling black.Ten words: Snapping bunnies twitching gurgling forget the bombs IN YOUR EYES.Forget the bombs in your eyes.Speak the words to crack open the sky.Forget the bombs in your eyes.Speak the words to crack open the sky.Forget the bombs in your eyes.Speak the words to crack open the sky.
Toast of the Century AlbinoBlackSheep 2018-02-14 | Animation by David Seezen. Free MP3: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/audio/centuryChords are probably: C C Em F G. Here'sto the toast of the century.I look at your facelook at my facelooking at your placein this century.You want the accesswait for actionsI weigh the assetswith which they will bury me.So here'sto the toast of the century.And hereis all that is dear to me.It's for my childr'nand for my brothersand if I have timeI'd like to explain it to Thee.In mint conditiona complete editionit's your decisionto throw it away for me.So here is all that is dear to me.Third verse here:Cheer,Would you have a drink with me?It's been a decade,it's been a "coon's age"and having that sayed:you look amazing to me.I sent you roses,and then my motives,and then you notice:time gets away from me.So Cheer,Would you have a drink with me?
End of Ze World [1080p] AlbinoBlackSheep 2018-01-20 | Originally from October 30, 2003. Animated by Jason Windsor.The sequel launches January 20th, 2018 at http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/end-of-the-world-2This is an HD version at 1080p resolution.Notable quotes:"H'okay so here's the Earth.""But I'm le tired""Russia's like, 'AAAHHH MOTHERLAND!'""Canada's like, ''what's going on, eh?"
Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Pretty Rings AlbinoBlackSheep 2017-04-21 | Happy Earth Day. From the album Multiverses by Nuclear Bubble WrapBandcamp: nuclearbubblewrap.bandcamp.com/album/multiversesiTunes: itunes.apple.com/ca/album/multiverses/id1072232860Animated by Mato Filipovićyoutube.com/channel/UCzIJ2IHzfrBH69IRC45qqeQNuclear Bubble Wrap youtubehttp://www.youtube.com/user/NuclearBubbleWrapNuclear Bubble Wrap patreonpatreon.com/nuclearbubblewrapNuclear Bubble Wrap videos:http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/nbwLyricsThere’s lots of space out in space between us, the sun, the moon and Mars I’m looking up and growing angel wings There’s lots of trash in our trash that fills up our earth, look to the starsLet’s make it into treasure, imagine Earth with rings So sing loud, the world will know that Beauty will always live It shines bright above our home Reflecting life we give There’s lots of rings in the outer regions, but we don’t get a few I want to reach out but it’s never near There’s lots of cosmic debris that’s making them shine, so let’s shine too And when the ships lock on us, they’ll see that we're here So sing loud, the world will know that Beauty will always live It shines bright above our home Reflecting life we give So sing loud, the world will know that Beauty will always live It shines bright above our home Reflecting life we give There’s lots of space out in space between us, the sun, the moon and Mars I’m looking up and growing angel wings There’s lots of trash in our trash that fills up our earth, look to the starsLet’s make it into treasure, imagine Earth with rings So sing loud, the world will know that Beauty will always live It shines bright above our home Reflecting extinction
Penguin Calls 3 AlbinoBlackSheep 2017-04-18 | The third installment of penguin voicemails by drew.http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/penguincallsAuthor: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/drewmo
Jesus Christ Dynamite! AlbinoBlackSheep 2017-04-16 | Classical paintings of Jesus Christ reenacted by Napoleon Dynamite.See the original file here: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/jesusdynamite
Penguin Calls 2 AlbinoBlackSheep 2017-04-08 | Drewmo's real voicemail messages penguinized.http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/drewmoPart 3: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/penguincalls
Penguin Calls 1 by Drewmo AlbinoBlackSheep 2017-04-07 | Part 2: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/penguincalls I'm not here to answer the phone so please leave a message at the sound of the tone. Say what?Phone calls made to drewmo: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/drewmohttp://www.albinoblacksheep.com
The Fingertips Project AlbinoBlackSheep 2017-04-04 | What's you favourite scene? In the Flash version some of the characters are randomized. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/fingertipsAn animutation collaboration by Random Ferret, Toxic AKA Bob Barker, UN-J, Eric Fleck, Neil Cicierega, Andrew Kepple, Chainsaw Juggler, Nathew, Mudi, Glutnix, Bill Volk, Bort, Keith Stack
Feelin Lucky AlbinoBlackSheep 2017-03-17 | by Avid Lebon http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/avidlebonMade for St. Patrick's Day contest with the theme about luck.Bedroom sexy noises.Featuring guest voice by Andrew Kepple. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com
Spy & Pyro [sound fix] AlbinoBlackSheep 2017-02-04 | Team Fortress 2 spoofed by Andrew Kepple http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/tmstPrevious version had music problems. This is a test. Please bookmark source file instead: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/spy-and-pyro
Routed AlbinoBlackSheep 2017-02-02 | TOFA 2016. Final round. Depict the Internet in a comedy animation. Made be Corey Beepington for Albino Blacksheep.http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/routed
Nuclear Bubble Wrap - So Many Fwends AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-10-26 | Animation by Jack Gatto (PotatoMan)http://www.youtube.com/c/PotatoManngSong by Nuclear Bubble Wrapwww.nuclearbubblewrap.comyoutube.com/c/NuclearBubbleWrapFrom the album Psycho DelicacyiTunes download: itunes.apple.com/us/album/psycho-delicacy/id864106975Lyrics:Please come in and sit down And don’t mind the messy house My friends have some troubles They don’t like to clean up stuff DON’T TOUCH THAT! I mean they Don’t want those hair clippings To be messed with, and those stains on The carpet just won’t come out The markings and calls adorning of my walls Are by my buddies, with markers, except when the words are red You may not see but I’ve got many friends I’ve got so many friends Why don’t you meet my friends? (not crazy) You don’t believe but I’ve got many friends I’ve got so many friends Why can’t you see my friends? (not crazy) They whisper to me They encourage me They understand me They command me They confide in me They revitalize me They understand me They command me They like to take photos, yeah most are Of females while they’re sleeping It’s artful to take scissors and cut out their eyes Don’t mind the doll heads And limbs with red paint and knives Stuck in them… that’s one of Their hobbies I can’t explain Don’t touch those bags, my friends would probably get mad But you’ll soon know why they’re needed… it’s time to take out the trash You don’t believe but I’ve got many friends I’ve got so many friends Why don’t you meet my friends? (not crazy) You don’t believe but I’ve got many friends I’ve got so many friends Why can’t you see my friends? (not crazy) They whisper to me They encourage me They understand me They command me They confide in me They revitalize me They understand me They command mehttp://www.albinoblacksheep.com
Backwards Day AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-10-06 | Made for TOFA 2008 by Zeurel (Joshua Palmer) http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/zeurelA man buys a talking fish that grants him the wish to make everything backwards.
Dino-Mike - The New Me AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-09-30 | A tragic tale of unrequited love and the guy who would do anything to end his heartache... even turn to science. Available on the album, "ANALBUM".www.dino-mike.comVIDEO CREDITS:Written & Directed by Mike CisnerosAnimated by Vinicius MachadoAnimatic by John BerryCharacter Designs by Kyle A. CarrozzaStory Boards by Mike CisnerosSpecial Thanks to Chris MeyerSONG CREDITSWritten & performed by Dino-MikeReporter Voice by Rachel VanNattaSaxophone by Dino-MikeProduced & Mixed by Bob Emmetwww.dino-mike.comwww.facebook.com/dinomike13www.youtube.com/dinomike13dino-mike.bandcamp.com@mikeoholic on Twitterhttp://www.albinoblacksheep.com
Smashy Claw - Pirate AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-09-20 | Music by Smashy Claw - http://www.youtube.com/smashyclaw | http://www.tinyurl.com/smashygogoAnimated by Gwynn Earl http://www.youtube.com/gwynnearlGet the song - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/piratehttp://www.albinoblacksheep.com Lyrics:I am a third-generation pirate Dad and gramps, that’s what they thought I’d be But I’ve been on this boat so long And the older I get I know it’s not the gig for me Now I know why I don’t fit in Looking at the scoundrels all around me My chiseled face and perfect skin Stand out in this sea of ugly I am a gorgeous pirate The only treasure here is my eyes This job of robbery, I don’t desire it The Dutchmen wishes he looked so fly The open sea’s not meant for the really handsome Case in point: those tacky wooden legs Your fashion sense is with Davey Jones, that patch is gross I volunteer to go walk the plank Parrots suck, can we get a dog? Avast ye lads, those legs need waxing Sagging pants will earn you a flog No one wants to see your Kraken I am a stunning pirate What dumb blind dude taught you to groom? This will for pillaging, I don’t admire it Take some tips from Orlando Bloom I am a dashing pirate The tricorn’s so 1662 This lust for plundering, I say retire it I bet a mirror would change Roger’s mood
Smashy Claw - Seamen Parade AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-09-13 | Music by Smashy Claw - http://www.youtube.com/smashyclawAnimation by Mato Filipović - youtube.com/channel/UCzIJ2IHzfrBH69IRC45qqeQ Get the song - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/the-seamen-paradehttp://www.albinoblacksheep.com Lyrics:Hooray, it’s the march of the seamen parade A day so very merry, fun, and gay The captain, the steward, and the coxswain All say, “Hey, it’s the seamen parade” Tonight the booty’s in ample supply The chest has treasure dripping from the sides The overflowing motherlode’s on every eye Aye-aye, marching for pirate pride We’ll drink till we get good and wet Till every one of us aches for the head From the throbbing bilge to the poop deck March those fine seamen So how could any matey be down? With such a lovely bounty that we found If you see a single bloody lad wearing a frown Then blow the man down
Smashy Claw - Leviathan AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-08-30 | Music by Smashy Claw - http://www.youtube.com/smashyclawAnimation by Max ReddersenGet the song - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/leviathanhttp://www.albinoblacksheep.com Lyrics:Never would’ve left if I had known how it’d turn out A colossal wreck, watching all my comrades drown The last thing that I saw ‘fore I was swallowed whole A giant pulsing eyeball and a big black hole Trying not to think about what lies below Terrified of where it goes Praying I dissolve before I get to know There were serpents on the map We probably should’ve noticed that Suddenly a figment rose Towering above the boat Aspidochelone, Tiamat, Yacumama Hydra, Lusca, Kraken, Nessie and Bakunawa If I could go back again and press redo I’d tell them what awaited in the deadly blue A vortex in the sea that salivates for you Banging on its plate for food Satiated only when it grabs ahold and chews Demons in the undertow I recommend that you stay home Unless you find the notion of Living in a stomach fun
Smashy Claw - Blue Skin AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-08-02 | Music by Smashy Claw - http://www.youtube.com/smashyclawAnimation by Alex VoGet the song - smashyclaw.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-a-head-inside-a-head-inside-a-head-inside-a-head-2http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Lyrics:Blue skinTail replaced the legs and gained translucenceA mutant blue skinWe suddenly crash with those distracting sirens singingScattered bits of ship are all that’s leftIn slow motion we sank, watched the sky as it shrankGarbled screams were drowning beneath wavesBecame a new species, exchanging hueBlue skinTail replaced the legs and gained translucenceA mutant blue skinThey’ll never believe that we can breathe beneath the waterSomething drunken sailors swear they sawBut if you’re sinking down, freaking out as you drownWorst case is you’re moving into townThen someday soon, watch your shade turn intoBlue skinTail replaced the legs and gained translucenceA mutant blue skin
Smashy Claw - Waterpark Inside Me AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-07-19 | Music by Smashy Claw - http://www.youtube.com/smashyclawGet the song - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/waterpark-inside-mehttp://www.albinoblacksheep.com Lyrics:They told us we're basically waterFloating round in some soft fleshy junkSo I hope that the microbes that slide down my veins brought trunksTiny people need not pay admissionCause my stomach's a wave pool for freeAs they swim in my personal ocean, they can't tell it's meI'm the guy behind the sea, Poseidon in realityDive in the lake I spawnedThat's streaming beneath me eternallyTry my inner pondIf god was a lifeguard, it'd be meThough I'm dry, there's a waterpark inside meGallons flow through the shell of your bodySplash Mountain's right under your skinMoving levers to operate rides for the tide we hide withinFeel the grains of the sand in your fingersThough statistics say it's mostly pukeOn a beach that is oddly located within the walls we grewA bottle that is labeled 'you' contains a place of fabled blueDive in the lake I spawnedThat's streaming beneath me eternallyTry my inner pondIf god was a lifeguard, it'd be meThough I'm dry, there's a waterpark inside meThough I'm dry, there's a waterpark inside meThough I'm dry, there's a waterpark inside me
End of the Rope AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-07-18 | Animation and story by Gerwin Kramer. "This cartoon has a style that might remind one of Dr. Katz or The Life and Times of Tim."http://www.albinoblacksheep.com
Clombo - Parttime Maritime Explorer AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-07-04 | Christopher Columbus (Clombo) gathers his new crew to sail the oceans and later discover America! Animated by Gerwin Kramer.Happy Independence Day / 4th of July 2016! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com
Smashy Claw - Flying AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-06-29 | A beautiful music video about flying.Music by Smashy Claw - http://www.youtube.com/smashyclawAnimation by Todd ChristiansenGet the song - music.smashyclaw.com/track/flyinghttp://www.albinoblacksheep.com Lyrics:When you're on the sea and it's raining outsideYou can't tell if you're sailing or flyingCause just for a second the skyIs symmetrically wet with the tide
Animation Transformation AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-06-22 | Animated by Mike Southmoor for Albino Blacksheep.Get the free MP3: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/audio/reformat-the-planethttp://www.albinoblacksheep.com
Smashy Claw - Taking the Kid Out AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-06-21 | Music by Smashy Claw - http://www.youtube.com/smashyclawGet the song - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/taking-the-kid-outhttp://www.albinoblacksheep.com Lyrics:Like my old man didTaking the kid out to fishHold them when they’re youngThen you blink and they’ve grown upDoctor called yesterdaySank so low as he spokeBetter late than never to bond on the boatBlazing morning sunKiddo’s coughing up a lungInnocent and braveI wish I could say the sameShaking fists push him inSplashes shaking the lakeThen it’s still, and I paddle away
Smashy Claw - Alien Ocean AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-06-14 | Music by Smashy Claw - http://www.youtube.com/smashyclawVideo by Pitamaha Prabhakar - youtube.com/channel/UCAjYI_bgSVgcA-Y8hmf3aTQGet the song - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/alien-oceanhttp://www.albinoblacksheep.com Lyrics:Something had died and its shell floated by at the pierAnd like a headphone made of bone, I put it to my earThe ocean was played in an audio wave like some otherworldly, terrible songBut then later at night, back at home, I retried and I heard it still when the ocean was goneAs it called to me, somehow I knew it was not from this galaxyAlien Ocean, a wave that could drownAlien Ocean, hear the soundAlien Ocean, alarmingly loudPanicked and stunned, had to warn every one of the shellThey called me insane, that’s okay, I can save Earth myselfNow I’m watching my back, need a plan of attack, if you think I’ll go quietly then think againSo just watch what you say near a lake or a bay, cause those neon monsters are all listening inTelepathically, shining their probes for the day that they land for meAlien Ocean, a wave that could drownAlien Ocean, hear the soundAlien Ocean, alarmingly loud
Smashy Claw - Deadbeat Decimal AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-05-31 | Music by Smashy Claw - http://www.youtube.com/smashyclawGet the song - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/deadbeat-decimal-2http://www.albinoblacksheep.com My name is 3.14160You might have heard of my brotherHis name is πEverybody is so damn proud of himThey say he's a constantWhile I'm constantly high He gets all the gloryThey think I am boringI'm over shinedHe'll help you do geometryThey're not so fond of meHe's in his prime My parents two and threeThey barely even notice meI'm still living with themWhile my brother bathes in his successI dropped out of schoolI'm a deadbeat decimal Every Christmas, π got more presents than meThey thought he was special, I disagreeThey're so impressed by how he can find the ratio of a circle’s circumferenceWell, I can balance a spoon on my nose He gets all the revelryI'm stuck in obscurityI'm left behindBut if I ever need some fast cashI've got a tape of a half-naked danceHe did when he was 5 (black-mail, home boy) My parents two and threeThey barely even notice meI'm still living with themWhile my brother bathes in his successI dropped out of schoolI'm a deadbeat decimal
Smashy Claw - Plasticide AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-05-24 | Music: http://smashyclaw.comhttp://www.albinoblacksheep.com Lyrics:Here I go into enemy territoryIn the next ten minutes I could be deadEven though I’ve got karate gripIt isn’t useful cause my arms won’t bendPiles of plastic privates passing by my eyeAs I’m guided through the jungle carpet by some guyHis giant hands, like a clamp, are wrapped around my whole bodyI’m a slave working for a tyrantJust yesterday I was in a tea partyI’ve got a grave and he’s inclined to find itOnce he gets bored of this war, I’m sure that he will break meGetting close, my digits fidget with each stepFeeling at my head that got chewed on by the dogI’m a ghost that pictures his last breathDead in his never-changing camouflageI scarcely breathe as carefully I traipse debrisI see several silent soldiers that look just like meHis crippling grip on my ribs gets me to wishing he’d end itI’m a slave working for a tyrantJust yesterday I was in a tea partyI’ve got a grave and he’s inclined to find itOnce he gets bored of this war, I’m sure that he will break meThe screws inside my head begin to shake with fearThen a woman in the distance says “the bus is here”Me and the slain are detained, entrapped in a plastic basket
Smashy Claw - Goldfish AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-05-18 | Music by Smashy Claw - http://www.youtube.com/smashyclawGet the song - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/goldfishhttp://www.albinoblacksheep.com Lyrics:Oh hey, motherf*cker. I’m a goldfishOur attention span ain’t short at allWe just think that you’re all boring as sh*tOh hey, motherf*cker. I’m a goldfishRad ass gangster swimming round with his dope finsTricked out visage with his wicked freaking gold skinI‘m ‘a f*ck your momOh hey, stupid fucker. I’m a goldfishAll you Homo sapiens think you’re the sh*tJust press your lips to the glass, so you can kiss my dickOh hey, oxy sucker. I’m a goldfish.Chilling on the Billboard cause this single is a smash hitGo on tour provided there’s a freshwater tank equippedI’m ‘a f*ck your momI know this song’s going gold like meY’all are jealous as hell, you can’t beat this MCMC CyprinidaeOh hey, f*cker. Wanna sleep with the fishes?Bust a carp in your arse and leave you needing sixty stitchesWearing grills in my gills, po-po up in my businessI’m ‘a f*ck your momOh hey, fleshy fucker. I’m a goldfishGangster ass figger wrecking shit like a rich pimpUnderwater castle with the bitches is where I liveI’m ‘a f*ck your mom in my sweet aquariumDon’t flush me down the John (dead)
Smashy Claw - The Tom Holland Song (Spider-Man parody) AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-05-03 | Music by Smashy Claw - http://www.youtube.com/smashyclawGet the song - http://music.smashyclaw..com/track/the-tom-holland-songhttp://www.albinoblacksheep.com Lyrics:Tom Holland, Tom HollandDoes whatever an actor canGets a script, reads his linesThen his mom says it’s bedtimeLook out, here comes the Tom HollandIs he strong? Probably notJust a dude with an acting jobCan he swing from a thread?No, he can’t, are you listening?He’s not actually Spider-Man“He’s great in the role”Says a proud MCU“And when he gets too oldWe can always reboot”Tom Holland, Tom HollandFriendly neighborhood Tom HollandWealth and fame, not ignoredWealth and fame is his rewardWith him, box office gross is higherScrew Garfield and MacguireCheck out the Tom Holland
Smashy Claw - Cogs AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-04-19 | GET THE SONG - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/cogsMusic by Smashy Claw (youtube.com/smashyclaw)Animation by Mato Filipović (youtube.com/channel/UCzIJ2IHzfrBH69IRC45qqeQ) http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Lyrics:We heard the sirens when you got pulled over by that tankHope your mandatory beating went wellIf you resist a little bit they bring the cageThen you’re just one of a hundred in a small cellThat’s how justice is dealt We learn in school about the riots of 4003When the totalitarians won the world warBlood was rushing into sewers in the city streetsBlood of rebels that would dare dethrone our kind lordsBut the peace was restored I think we all agree, a life of servitude is better than deathSo, what’s with all the dread?Cogs mustn’t misplace their steps or machines get upset We’re living in the greatest age (since the system was gained)With harmony among the twenty states that remain (now our brains have been trained)We so adore the uniforms the court orders us to don (the blood is flushed by the rain)Obey, and maybe you’ll stay safe (we drink to drain the hate away) In every book a page or two is blackened out and burnedLike the bible says, don’t ask questionsWere you dumb enough to say you don’t believe those words?No one gives two shits about your two centsThoughts belong in your head Should the shadow council deem you guilty of what they say you’ve doneWe know their judgment is justI’m sure their dungeon’s tons of fun, insubordinate scum We’re living in the greatest age (since the system was gained)With harmony among the twenty states that remain (now our brains have been trained)We so adore the uniforms the court orders us to don (the blood is flushed by the rain)Obey, and maybe you’ll stay safe (we drink to drain the hate away) We’re living in the greatest age (since the system was gained)With harmony among the twenty states that remain (now our brains have been trained)We so adore the uniforms the court orders us to don (the blood is flushed by the rain)Obey, and maybe you’ll stay safe (the blood is flushed by the rain)We drink to drain the hate away (the blood is flushed by the rain)We’ve got to say we love this placeOnly a traitor would complain
Smashy Claw - Da Capo (7 songs in 3 minutes) AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-04-12 | Music by Smashy Claw (youtube.com/smashyclaw)Animation by Mato Filipović (youtube.com/channel/UCzIJ2IHzfrBH69IRC45qqeQ)http://www.albinoblacksheep.com iTunes - itunes.apple.com/us/album/da-capo-single/id1102232132Google Play - itunes.apple.com/us/album/da-capo-single/id1102232132http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Lyrics:My aching legs await the words that pour from pens The kind he sings in rhyme define my every step It ends and briefly then the puppet strings go limp But when it starts again, so does its Sisyphus Cause all I know is this: the song that never quits In the earworm from hell There’s a cell behind the bars and lines Don’t believe in the lie When the pie says music died Beneath your mp3 a scene repeats all day It’s me who plays the lead but dreams of an escape As if a broken disc could skip an endless jam My arms are slaves to art, I march to bard’s command On charts Descartes is crammed, he sings therefore I am In the earworm from hell There’s a cell behind the bars and lines Don’t believe in the lie When the pie says music Diatonic decay Da capo decapitates Do re mi fa so la ti do Oh slay me god or let me go
Decoupling AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-03-30 | Animation by Nathan Malone AKA ZekeySpaceyLizard http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/zekeyspaceylizard
The Joker Becomes Batman (Smashy Claw - Chasing Bats) AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-03-22 | Music by Smashy Claw (http://www.youtube.com/smashyclaw) Animation by Arin Scalfo (http://www.youtube.com/arinsmind) http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Bandcamp - http://music.smashyclaw.com/album/former-spineiTunes - itunes.apple.com/us/album/former-spine/id711896417# Spotify - http://sptfy.com/1kaE Lyrics:If it’s not a dream, then I’m freaking outThese lips are stained crimson and my skin is pale like a clown I fell into chemicals, my pigment was rearrangedYou made us a madman and I’m trapped inside our brainYou’re killing for nothing now with a chilling laughI'm telling you that I’m coming back Living in dreams, a good guy’s here past the Glasgow smileI’m in your subconscious, like the Red Hood’s in exile But soon I’m gonna get away You’re wasting your time, chasing bats just to try and look meanBut overall, you’re just Ted Bundy with a stand-up routine I can’t forget Jeanie’s death, though it’s been yearsGot caught by the dark night, then in a moment I disappearedBut now you’re the CEO and I’m a stoogeI'm telling you that I’m breaking loose Living in dreams, a good guys here past the Glasgow smileI’m in your subconscious, like the Red Hood’s in exile But soon I’m gonna get away
Smashy Claw - I Am a Head (Inside a Head [Inside a Head {Inside a Head}]) AlbinoBlackSheep 2016-03-15 | Music by Smashy Claw (http://www.youtube.com/smashyclaw)http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Lyrics:I’m a head inside a headLooking through the eye holes of the head that is in front of meI’m a head inside a headThe head that sits inside me peers into my eyes so it can seeI’m a head inside a headMiles in the heads continue looking through the other’s eyesI’m a head inside a headDeep beneath the heads get small enough to reach an atom’s sizeI’m a head inside a headIf you’re still confused, decapitate a Matryoshka dollI’m a head inside a headLike a layered onion in a giant, fleshy, pulsing ballI’m a head inside a headFloating in the ether, every head it chants in unisonI’m a head inside a headA billion voices crying out their hunger for another skin
