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Batman and Joker being ex lovers (a batjokes compilation)
updated
I caught this on TV the other day in my language and that made me realize... huh... that's kinda cute tho. And I hope you'll find it kinda cute as well :D Just little something as a Merry Christmas annoucement ๐ Don't forget to gift your spouses I mean enemies
Now, what is this.
I always wanted to use this song for this ship, it just FITS so well. But I couldn't think of a proper media, I just didn't have a vision in my head... The song itself reminds me more of the Killing Joke for obvious reasons; "We're just whistling past the graveyard" / "We don't know ourselves well but so what, we know each other" / "I'm obsessing over finish lines" AND THE VERY RIDICULOUS "I asked you why you're smiling every time you see me, you said I remind you of a joke" ๐ซ It's so ridiculous.
BUT THEN I HEARD "SERIOUSLY" and I knew this will be a Dark Knight edit. Because there's something up with me and Dark Knight edits lately.
Still tho, it was me just editing some scenes randomly together, just to see how it looks... Scenes with Heath from Knight's tale, because you all deserve to see blonde Joker holding a rose. So Joker sounds awfully Brittish in this, yes.
But I didn't know what to do with it otherwise. It's like when you're mindlessly doodling without a vision or goal in mind.
So I let the project lay for about a year and half, and now I came back to it and GOT AN IDEA!!
And the idea was to show how their relationship was BEFORE they became who they are in the movie! Like, you can't know! Maybe they were pals. In college :DDD College pals. Pink pong pals. You can't know. Nobody knows. Nobody knows who Joker was. BUT the popular theory is that he was a soldier, right. Who left his home just to be forever scarred. So that's what I went with! I mean, you can't just have a movie where Heath works as an abused security guard and not take advantage of that๐
(That's why I didn't make it romantic btw. My goal was to make it seem canon.)
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Smily boy and Emo boy are pals and they just vibin (love how everytime directors want to make Bale look younger they just let him grow long hair lmaoo genius)
Till one gloomy day Joker arranges a meeting in a local where he gives Bruce that little nerdy shiny pin, just to have something to remember him by. And even though he doesn't say much - as it's difficult to speak in such moments - Bruce realizes what it means, that most definitely he won't ever see his pal again.
:'(
But he was wrong.
Years later his pal came back to Gotham and was FUCKING PISSED.
*insert Dark Knight here*
And the last scene, that was supposed to be AFTER the movie. Minus the scars. I'm not that good of an editor :D Bruce decides that Joker deserves one last visit from him. And even though he doesn't say much - as it's difficult to speak in such moments - maybe as an accident, maybe intentionally, gives away that he's Batman - "Before we became such a mystery."
And then they kissed.
Oh wait, I meant this to be canon, uhm.
And then they hugged.
And kissed.
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So, this is the edit I used the trick for, tadaa :D Had to try it out on a different video because, like, look at all the effects, it takes my laptop 2 hours just to render this video. My poor little overheated boy.
Still, the lettering is very awkward in this. Same with lip-sync, cuz, you know, hhh, poor overheated boy. But other than that it doesn't look half bad, does it? I tried to follow the flow of the music, rather than the lyrics... Uhm.
Hope you like it. I'm super curious what you think of the concept especially!
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Audio: "Flowers for my brain" by Dear and the Headlights
Video:
Batman Begins
Little Women
Velvet Goldmine
Knight's tale
Candy
Monster's ball
Youtube gurus say that you must find a gap in the market, and since I'm unofficially a Batman-centered channel, why not. I mean, this is not surface level content :D That's another reason why I made this. Surface-level Batman memes are... I don't wanna say lame, I don't wanna be offensive :D But they're basic. Childish. And you know me, I like my humor dark and crude.... Hope YT won't mind XD
The goal was to make a compilation of things that are directly related to the Batman franchiese - NOT memes with Batman templates. Even tho sometimes I couldn't resist.... "When your gf cheats on you so you sleep with her father".... Tho that one can be in-context too, I mean, Talia, Ra's... Uh.
Some are self-made (shameless promotion hh), most of them I stole. Didn't even bother to fix the bad grammar lol. And left the watermarks in them. It's pretty CrINgEY I know, but I feel the people who made these memes deserve them in anything. Thanks for making me laugh, guys. Here's free promo. If you're still out there. Most of these memes aren't topical anymore either XD
I tried my best to like... thematically organize them, but not so much that the jokes become repetetive. It has some good old regular meme templates, some tiny little nerdy stuff only tiny little nerdy fans will understand, some wtf stuff, some film criticism... And a sprinkle of batjokes. Not a batjokes propaganda. PERHAPS.
I post this kinda late, sorry... I told you. The party left me so sick that ironically enough I didn't have strenght to do anything but lay in my bed and finish this video. So I hope you'll find at least some of them funny! I can always make another one, I have material for at least three more of these XD
Tell me which one is YOUR favourite one! ๐
#memes
(This video ain't it. This is just a "Zaly found out how to do a neat effect in Sony Vegas again" XD A short test video I just used as an annoucement because I didn't feel like posting any community posts today :D)
Dunno if I'll post it tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, because I still don't have it done as I'm writing, and tonight I'm partying, so I'll see what I'll see.
Anyway, I hope you like this tho! And will like what's to come, of course :)
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Audio: "Is there somewhere" by Hasley
Video: Batman: Arkham Origins
I live in a democratic country and so I'll upload whatever I want.
Before this video gets the purge as well - what do you think is causing it - for future references?
Do you think it's the ending Wonder Woman clip?
I bet it's the ending Wonder Woman clip.
Who wants to bet this video will get purged for "spamming content"?
Suddenly I relate with the Batman on the thumbnail.
If I knew how to animate, I'd reanimate the A night at the Roxbury scenes with Batman characters.
Oh, almost forgot - that audio is from Kevo's video youtube.com/watch?v=okzAoNBu5eE
Sure go and support this creator if you have the time, he's absolutely amazing.
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Is there even anyone who unironically liked King's comics? Besides King, of course.
This scene would be really sad if it weren't for Batman's ears sticking out of his straw hat.
They held hands, guys.
THEY HELD HANDS.
Speaking of Batman out of context. I felt I did this movie a bit dirty. Not too much, but at least a bit. This scene genuinely made me feel a lot of mixed emotions I can't even describe. I guess because it came out of nowhere. And I still have no clue what they're saying :D
If you feel like translating, you can, but I still think it's better when you don't know. Just read them by their body language. It's fascinating.
This deserved its own clip.
Feel free to use it as a react.
Preferably against Twitter.
Or me.
So I went out of my way to smear the dust from this old ass cartoon, because I just like it when I'm right, you know me ๐ And thought to myself - hey, could make a cute video about Giggles, since nobody else really knows about him ๐ฟI wanted to educate the masses. This is an educational video. But then I felt sorry for not inclding all the other random shit because, honestly, it's ironically hilarious. And so it is how it is.
I don't know who this video is for. For me, I guess. It's a video for me by me, that I'm sharing with you now ๐ธ Take it as an appetizer before the Batman 60's videos :D (Not sure if I'll have them done the next weekend, I have lots of stuff to do for college now. Sorry for that in advance.)
I doubt anyone will like this XD BUT if you guys will by some miracle, what do you think about a Batman & Scooby Doo shitpost? That cartoon was MY SHIT when I was little, that was literally MY FIRST introduction to the Batman franchiese, I'm not kidding XD
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Cartoon: The new adventures of Batman 1977
Episodes used: The Pest, He Who Laughs Last, Birds Of A Feather Fool Around Together (sounds like a gay fanfic title I know XD), Have An Evil Day (Part 1), Have An Evil Day (Part 2)
Another media I used:
The new adventures of Batman and Robin: Joker's millions
The Batman 2004: Laughing cats
Joker 2019
Batman vs TMNT
This very interesting document about hyenas: youtube.com/watch?v=QMklud_R8os
I'm educating the masses, you hear me Youtube, this is an educational channel, nothing shady going on here. Stop taking my videos down.
I'm also obligated to show you these two parodies:
youtube.com/watch?v=J0d7X_4YtNE
youtube.com/watch?v=MCSWiXaTQaQ
Sure check them out if you have time, even my friend who knows nothing about Batman loves them :D
Songs used:
youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo
youtube.com/watch?v=lITb-1wZw-I (I'm sorry it was an inside joke)
This whole video feels like an inside joke.
You're subscribed for Harley slander: ๐ง ๐ง ๐ง
Context - it's a running joke for the Arkham series to have Batman just roll over Harley in every scene.
I'll forever live for the way Kevin Conroy says "BOYFRIEND"
Also bringing love to Assault on Arkham. It shocks me how many people don't know about the existence of that movie, it's really good! And I mean REALLY good!
Joker in Batman's head: OH MY GOD WE WERE ROOMATES
I had a need to make this after I've realized that my Arkham Batjokes compilation is more theoretical and less shit-post-ical. Which is a shame, because this game has a lot of gay shitposting material. :)
Well, this whole series.
I'd love to make a video in this style with City too, if you guys will like this video fine :D
I was thinking I could do one more part which would include the Batman vs Dracula movie, which would be epic of course, but I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to post it... Tho Joker dissapears from the movie in the half of it, so who knows. I'll certainly try :)
Because vamp Joker is just, yes. So much yes.
And here are all the other parts, in case you'd like to watch those as well. (โแดโโฟ)
Part 1: youtube.com/watch?v=dF6MtpiDhXQ
Part 2: youtube.com/watch?v=x8AZySAXUWQ&t=344s
Part 3: youtube.com/watch?v=S141m-w-NW4&t=528s
And I ran out of time to edit it in time - my birthday is approaching, so I get invited to parties and hangouts and whatnot. So I'm sorry :/ But it's here now! And I hope you'll enjoy!
I had to completely cut out a lot of cool scenes, which is a shame, I know. Link to the ending scene in the comments, because I won't sleep peacefully until you watch it fully.
And here are all the other parts, in case you'd like to watch those as well. (โแดโโฟ)
Part 1: youtube.com/watch?v=dF6MtpiDhXQ
Part 2: youtube.com/watch?v=x8AZySAXUWQ&t=344s
Part 4: youtube.com/watch?v=8l1TAQHEYoQ
I think this is the best this show had to offer. In the third episode, we'll get to, well, to season 3 and onwards. If you know, you know. If you don't, well, you just wait. ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Zalez, buลte.
All the sources are stated in the video. Well, plus Clone high and Ant-man the movie.
And here are all the other parts, in case you'd like to watch those as well. (โแดโโฟ)
Part 1: youtube.com/watch?v=dF6MtpiDhXQ
Part 3: youtube.com/watch?v=S141m-w-NW4&t=528s
Part 4: youtube.com/watch?v=8l1TAQHEYoQ
๐ ๐พ๐ผ๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐.
This whole situation is a mess, I'm sorry. I'm frustrated too. Other than that, I already wrote everything my heart desired in the video itself :D So enjoy some Batman / Joker goodness. And tell me which cartoon Joker is your favourite!
Also, pop that HD quality on.
And here are all the other parts, in case you'd like to watch those as well. (โแดโโฟ)
Part 2: youtube.com/watch?v=x8AZySAXUWQ&t=344s
Part 3: youtube.com/watch?v=S141m-w-NW4&t=528s
Part 4: youtube.com/watch?v=8l1TAQHEYoQ
Hello hi, once again :D Sorry for the delay - my Sony Vegas fornicated with error 52, and also college stuff blabla, it doesn't matter. What matters is that it's here! It's probably not exactly what you wanted, but I hope you'll like it anyways... However, if you're still not satisfied - here's more Telltale Batjokes in all of these other videos of mine!
Lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=upy-FSUKnHw&t=53s
Ex lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=WMsm7Mqoc7I&t=491s
Lego lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=50mbLCddULs&t=427s
Not really lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=RRYuWQdrYYw&t=242s
Arkham lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=QqBMMgXZhWg&t=322s
Love story: youtube.com/watch?v=kB8sQyFv82E&t=721s
Also, here's the first season of Telltale: youtube.com/watch?v=mknGQTQzFeQ&list=PLAC-0V5sS53JajmcexQ4zydbq0R3vzCz_&index=14&t=853s
I'm not proud of it, but some people seem to like it, so who knows, maybe you'll find something charming in it too :D
If you're STILL not happy, here are some other Telltale ideas I had - An analytical video (as I've mentioned in this video), or literally a visual list of ALL the batjokes scenes episode by episode, no edits no commentary (or at least if youtube would let me)
What do you think of those ideas? In any ways, I'd like to focus on some other Batman media now, so those would be side projects. The next on the way is The Batman's 2004 Joker, as you guys requested. That's gonna be a series on its own, episode 1 almost done! :D
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This video is weirdly music-oriented :D So here are the sources for the songs first:
Behind Blue Eyes - Limp Bizkit
Rap God - Eminem
Get money - Notorious B.I.G.
Dark sad lonely knight - Holy Musical Batman
Me and Michael - MGMT
Shut up and sleep with me - Sin with Sebastian
Gangster's paradise - Coolio
Salad days - Mac DeMarco
It's hip to be square - Huey Lewis & The news
Kiss with the fist - Florence & the machines
Best Friends song: youtube.com/watch?v=g9fBQYE-S5o
Cheeki Breeki: youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E&t=19s
Why you always lying: youtube.com/watch?v=WcWM_1hBu_c
Hellfire: youtube.com/watch?v=rIBC2xRtuRg
I'm the bad guy: youtube.com/watch?v=hxvpzfhcKSU
Mr Darkside: youtube.com/watch?v=pPcrIn4U7QI
Footage used from:
Telltale Batman Season 2 The enemy within - episodes 1-5
Telltale Batman Season 1 - episode 5
Batman: The Killing Joke
Batman The Animated Series
Space Chimps I never thought I'd write that
Jontron and Memelous
Clowns.
I'm sorry for the amount of obscene posts lately, I think I may be going through puberty.
Seriously tho guys, the hypothetical situations you've made up under that video were absolutely glorious :D
Anyways, never before that edit I've realized how funny this is. Batman just getting tired of his villains' monologues, so he just fucking throws them out of windows and such. Sounds like the next logical step for him.
I dare you to watch this video at 0,25 speed. I dare you.
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This was inspired by the Joker 2008 comic book, where it's been hinted at that Batman holds a kartel with the criminals. This is my own batjokes spin on that universe.
๐๐๐ ๐จ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐จ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐ข๐; ๐ฝ๐๐ฉ๐ข๐๐ฃ ๐๐จ ๐ ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐, ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐๐จ ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐๐ฃ๐๐ก. ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐๐ง ๐ก๐๐๐จ ๐๐ฃ ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐, ๐ฌ๐๐ค'๐จ ๐ข๐ช๐๐ ๐ข๐ค๐ง๐ ๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐จ ๐ช๐ฃ๐ฌ๐๐ก๐ก ๐ข๐๐ฃ๐. ๐๐๐๐จ ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ค ๐๐ค๐ก๐ก๐ค๐ฌ๐จ ๐๐๐จ ๐๐ค๐ฌ๐ฃ๐ง๐๐ก ๐จ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐ก. ๐ผ๐ก๐จ๐ค, ๐ช๐ฃ๐ก๐๐ ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ฌ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ก๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ง๐๐ค๐ก๐ค๐๐ฎ, ๐ฉ๐๐๐จ ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ช๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ฎ. ๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฉ๐จ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ฌ๐ก ๐๐ค๐ฌ๐ฃ, ๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ง๐ง๐ช๐ฅ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ข, ๐ซ๐๐จ๐๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐๐จ๐ฉ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ก๐ช๐๐จ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐จ ๐๐ข๐๐ฃ๐๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐จ. ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ง๐ค๐ข ๐๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ข ๐พ๐๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐๐ก๐ค๐๐ ๐จ ๐ฉ๐ค๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ง ๐ฉ๐๐๐ง๐, ๐๐ฃ๐๐ก๐ช๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ง, ๐ค๐ ๐๐ค๐ช๐ง๐จ๐.
๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ค ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ค ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐๐จ. ๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ข๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐ค๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ง๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐๐ฉ๐จ ๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐๐๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ค๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ฌ๐๐๐ง, ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ก ๐ฉ๐๐๐ข ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฃ๐๐จ. ๐๐๐ง๐ฎ ๐๐ก๐ค๐จ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฃ๐๐จ ๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐๐ฉ.
๐ฝ๐ช๐ฉ ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐๐ก๐ก ๐๐ช๐จ๐ ๐๐ช๐จ๐ ๐๐๐ค๐ช๐ฉ ๐๐ฉ, ๐๐จ ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐ง๐ค๐ฅ๐๐ง ๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐๐จ. ๐ ๐๐ช๐๐จ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐จ๐๐ฎ ๐๐'๐จ... ๐ฅ๐ก๐๐ฎ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐ง๐๐๐ก ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ผ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐. ๐๐ค ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐จ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ก๐ค๐๐ฉ๐จ, ๐๐ ๐๐๐จ ๐๐๐ข๐จ๐๐ก๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐ก๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ก๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐ก ๐ฟ๐๐ฌ๐๐จ. ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐๐ก ๐ค๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐ก๐ฎ ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐จ ๐๐๐ข ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ข'๐จ ๐ข๐ค๐ง๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ฅ๐ช๐ก๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐ช๐ฎ ๐ค๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ , ๐๐๐ง๐ซ๐๐ฎ ๐ฟ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ. ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐ก๐ฎ ๐๐ช๐ข๐๐ก๐๐๐ฉ๐๐, ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ง๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐๐จ ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ช๐ฃ๐๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ค๐ง๐ก๐ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ ๐ง๐๐๐จ๐จ๐ช๐ง๐๐ฃ๐๐.
๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐ฅ๐ง๐ค๐ฅ๐ค๐จ๐๐จ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ฉ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ข, ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐๐ง๐๐ค๐ช๐จ. ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ก๐ฎ ๐ค๐๐๐๐ง๐จ ๐๐๐จ ๐๐๐ก๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ค๐ค. ๐๐ค ๐๐๐๐ช๐ข๐ช๐ก๐๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ก๐ก ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ช๐ฃ๐ฌ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐ข๐จ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ค๐ก๐ ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐ก๐๐จ๐จ ๐จ๐ช๐จ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ค๐ช๐จ.
๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐ช๐ฃ๐จ๐ช๐ง๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐๐ค ๐๐ฉ, ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ฅ ๐๐๐จ ๐ฃ๐ค-๐ ๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐๐ง๐ง๐ฎ. ๐ฝ๐ช๐ฉ ๐๐จ ๐๐'๐จ ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐จ๐ช๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ค๐ฌ๐ฃ, ๐๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐จ ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐๐ฎ ๐๐๐จ ๐๐๐ฃ๐. ๐๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐ค ๐๐ฉ. ๐๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐ค๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ง ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐, ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐๐ฉ๐จ ๐๐ซ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ช๐๐ก๐ก๐ฎ ๐๐ช๐จ๐๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ค๐ค, ๐ฃ๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ง๐๐ก๐ก๐ฎ. ๐ฝ๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐๐ฉ๐ข๐๐ฃ. ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ช๐จ๐ ๐ฝ๐๐ฉ๐ข๐๐ฃ ๐๐จ ๐จ๐๐๐ง๐ฎ. ๐๐ง๐ค๐ข ๐ฉ๐๐๐จ ๐ฅ๐ค๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐ค๐ฃ, ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐๐ข๐ค๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ก๐ก๐ฎ ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ง, ๐๐รฉ๐งรจ๐จ๐ ๐๐๐ฆ๐ช๐๐ฃ ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ก๐.
๐ฝ๐ช๐ฉ ๐ค๐ ๐ช๐. ๐๐ฉ'๐จ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ข๐จ๐๐ก๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐ก๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ก๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค๐ค. ๐๐๐๐ช๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐จ ๐ค๐ฌ๐ฃ ๐ผ๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ข ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ง๐๐จ๐ฉ, ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ ๐๐๐จ ๐ ๐จ๐๐ญ๐ฎ ๐จ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ / ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ , ๐๐๐ง๐ก๐๐ฎ ๐๐ช๐๐ฃ๐ฃ. ๐๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐จ ๐๐๐ฌ ๐ก๐๐ซ๐๐ก๐จ ๐๐๐ค๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ง'๐จ ๐๐ค๐ค๐ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ฉ.
๐๐ซ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ช๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐จ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐จ ๐๐๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ง, ๐๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐. ๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ, ๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ฉ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ง๐๐๐๐. ๐๐๐๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ค๐ก๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ฉ ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐ฌ๐๐จ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ก๐ฎ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ค ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐ง๐๐ก๐ฎ ๐ค๐ฃ, ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ค ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐จ ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐ช๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฎ๐จ๐จ ๐ฉ๐ค๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ง, ๐๐๐จ... ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ฉ๐ฃ๐๐ง ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐. ๐ผ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ง๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ก๐ฎ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฉ.
๐ฝ๐ช๐ฉ ๐จ๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐๐๐จ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ๐๐๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ค ๐ค๐ช๐ฉ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ง, ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ก๐๐๐๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐๐๐จ ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ, ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฉ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ช๐๐๐ฉ ๐ค๐ ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ข ๐๐ค๐ง ๐๐ค๐ค๐. ๐๐๐ง๐๐ฃ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ซ๐๐จ ๐๐๐ข ๐ฃ๐ช๐ฉ๐จ.
๐๐ค ๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐๐ช๐ฉ๐๐๐ช๐ก ๐๐๐ฎ, ๐๐ ๐ซ๐๐จ๐๐ฉ๐จ ๐๐๐ง๐ก๐๐๐ฃ. ๐๐จ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐จ ๐ฅ๐ก๐๐ฎ๐๐ค๐ฎ ๐๐๐๐ง๐ข, ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐๐ช๐๐๐จ ๐๐๐ง, ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ก๐ก๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฉ๐จ ๐๐๐จ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐ฃ๐ค๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ง๐๐จ๐ฉ.
๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐จ๐ค ๐๐ช๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฃ ๐จ๐ค๐ข๐๐๐ค๐๐ฎ ๐๐ค๐๐จ ๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช, ๐๐ช๐, ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ง.
๐๐๐๐ฉ'๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ฃ ๐ช๐ฃ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฎ๐๐๐ค๐ฅ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฌ๐๐ค๐ข ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช'๐ซ๐ ๐จ๐๐ค๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฎ ๐ค๐ ๐ข๐ช๐ง๐๐๐ง.
๐ผ๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฉ'๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ ๐ข๐๐ฃ๐๐ฅ๐ช๐ก๐๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฎ๐๐๐ค๐ฅ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ค ๐จ๐๐ค๐ฌ๐๐ ๐๐๐ข ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฎ ๐ค๐ ๐ข๐ช๐ง๐๐๐ง.
๐๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐๐จ๐๐ง๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง.
๐๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐.
Or at least that's my story anyway :D Would love to hear yours! Mine is meant to be linear, but maybe you see something better in it, who knows!
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I was originally planning on releasing something different, something better. But I got a.... an editing block, so I've returned back to this project. I always return to the Dark Knight edits :D There's something truly special about them in my eyes, like I'm actually making art, instead of just gay shitposts.
What can I say, I just love American Psycho. And the idea of Bruce throwing a tantrum over Joker having a gf :D It's actually very nice to see the roles reversed for once. Something you could do only with the Christian Bale Batman.
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Audio:
"die with u baby" by yunggoth
And a voiceover from American Psycho, of course
Video:
The Dark Knight
Batman Begins
American Psycho
The Wolf of Wallstreet
Candy
Suicide Squad
For continuation you can give this video a watch: youtube.com/watch?v=IXBqasdZ9sg
I'd appreciate that, I'm actually still pretty proud of it XD
I just liked the vibe of this one. Along with the idea of Batman and Joker forming a bond before becoming who they are now, of course.
๐ช๐๐๐ฅ๐'๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐๐๐๐ ๐ก ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐๐๐๐๐ง ๐ ๐ข๐จ๐ก๐ง๐๐๐ก, ๐๐.
Go watch Mask of the Phantasm. It's the best animated Batman movie, and I'll die on top of this opinion.
I love it because how bizzare it is without context ๐ And how hilarious it becomes once you imagine it's actually Batman singing in that tunnel of love.
Batman: ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข๐ก'๐ง ๐ช๐๐ก๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ก ๐๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ฉ๐
Random bats in the background: ๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ช๐ด ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ญ๐บ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ข ๐ฃ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ต.
But of course, it's not Batsy singing. It's the one and only Chris Isaak โค๏ธ Man with the most beautiful voice on Earth. I've ruined his song by making it into some weird rewerb XD batcore. Here's the original anyway: youtube.com/watch?v=7tm2q5KsVt8
And that voiceover, if you somehow don't know, is from this video: youtube.com/watch?v=J0d7X_4YtNE I say somehow because I can't believe you've neer seen it before, it's godly ๐ Everything on that channel is. I've always known them for their Sticky Buddy dub. Always watch it when I feel down. Hope they'll brighten up your mood as well โฅ You guys deserve it ๐
This clip was in the batjokes compilation because, naturally, every batjokes compilation needs a clip of Joker rolling around in a chair. And I didn't want this one to go to waste. Every chair roll is precious โค๏ธ
This channel offรฏcially collects clips of Joker rolling in a chair.
Film: zajebanej netopejr
Vลกichni v kinฤ: ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐ฏ๐
As my memory got filled up, I went through my projects that I know I'll never finish and deleted them. This is a clip from one of those projects... that I found too precious to not to show you ๐
Thematic to the Long Halloween clip.
With that said, all criticism would be appreciated, I'd really like to improve in this field.
And who knows, maybe I'll use it in the future... If you wanna use it for yourself, you have my permission. I can provide green screen... or blue screen, in Joker's case ๐ Cuz you know... the hair.
The movie's Batman Unlimited: Monster Mayhem.
This movie doesn't get much attention from DC, which means this video could one day potentionally be one of the first things that pops up on Youtube when you search for it, which is a delightfully hilarious thought ๐คฃ
Idk why I never did an AMV edit of this movie. I like the models fine.
Would you even like to see that?
๐ค
You know I had to make Bruce blush, otherwise there would be an outrage.
I'm so used to the animated adaptations cutting the batjokes parts out, but this movie even added some, holy fruitbats Batman ๐
It definitely washed away the bitter taste Batman Hush has left in my mouth... eyes... uh.
So far my most favourite movie where a condom is used as a silencer.
And Scarecrow was dope af.
So here, have Joker asking the big B for a kiss โฅ
To make your day better โฅ
Spoiler-free opinion by yours truly, if you wanna read it;
It's a decent movie, I don't know what was everybody about, telling me it's crap. Sure, it's not anything revolutionary or mindbreaking that I would lose sleep over, but I'm glad I saw it.
It promised a Batman set in the real world, and that's exactly what it is. The whole movie is filmed like an old mystery noir story, there are no superheroes or supervillains, no ridiculous cgi, the characters treat Batman more as a private detective than a larger than life hero...
It's kind of like Gotham 1919 1939 or a slightly less deranged Joker 2008 crossed with Gotham by Gaslight in a modern setting. Which is weird, because at the beggining it looked like it's going to take a place during the great depression or something, but then it went full with youtube twitch streaming :D Which is fine, as it carries an important message for our generation. It's a reflection of the age we live in. Like the 2019 Joker. In fact, I can see these two movies taking place in the same universe. Not just because of the main leads being MOOD depression either.
There's also a lot of clever camera work and the soundtrack is ever so cynically beautiful, this whole movie has a horror game vibe and I'm here for it :D
Characters are fine. Apart of this one guy but we don't talk about him. All the beloved characters you'd recognize from the Batman lore are fine.
Bruce is fine but he's not fine, which is fine by me, as I personally have always seen him as a tortured miserable soul (one of the reasons why I find it believable he would hook up with Joker :D)
Catwoman is being her usual modern bitchy self, even tho they've tried to give her a moral purpose, which is fine.
Gordon got added some chocolate, but it's not played for cringe, so it's fine.
Riddler is John Doe from SE7EN crossed with SammyCassicSonicFan crossed with my high school stalker crossed with autism but his costume is not fine I mean come on.
Movie also focuses on mafia and the overal system a lot, rather than just the struggle between Batman and his villains, which is always fine by me. It's funny that I've recently done a Telltale edit, because this universe kind of feels like Telltale :D But in a good way of course.
It doesn't bring any new ideas to the table... I mean, it does - by the live action superhero movie standarts it absolutely does, but as someone who loves the Batman mythos at the most deranged, gritty and fucked up, I've seen it all before. But I'm sure many people who aren't degenerates like me haven't, so I'd strongly recommend it.
Also - for my batjokes besties - there's a strong Joker bait ;) And if I've learnt anything from Batman Begins, on the nose Joker sequel baits have top noch results, so let's see what the future brings!
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The movie edited here is the new Batman 2022 movie of course :D In bad quality, as it's not oficially out yet, so this is a [PERFECTLY LEGAL] copy of it, what can we do.
Song is "Help" by Pink Guy
Finishing my old AMVs again! Or, GMV, in this case. This one is super old, so much so that I don't remember why I've decided to put Bruce in the place of Batman in some scenes ๐ I guess maybe because.... to show the duality between the human and the monster selves? Or because I wanted to make it seem like the scenes don't repeat too much? Idk, if you see some symbolism in it feel free to tell me, we can discuss it in the comments๐
I wanted to make a batjokes edit for this song long time ago, but I never managed to pull it off. In the end I've decided to use Arkham Origins for the edit, it's my most favourite batjokes media after all :D The only shame is that, for some goddamn reason, the cutscenes never get captured in HD (even tho everything else in the game does cuz the models work just fine, the animation is wank), so they're all jaggered and messy and I hate it. I gave it a lot of filters to make it seem like that's the aestetic decision, but still.
Anyways, yes, if there was a contest for the most "batjokes-y" song, this one would definitely be in the top ranks. It has many amazing quotes, the best ones I've decided to highlight;
"I don't look like they do and I don't love like they do, but I don't hate like they do."
and the one I used for the title, of course :D It's a shame this song itself can't be really found in a good quality. I guess it goes to the cheap vibes this video has. But still, shame. It's a great song. Evans Blue is great. My childhood. Among with Skillet, Imagine Dragons, Three Days Grace... Well, TDG is more of my teenagerhood :D But nevermind. Evans Blue and Arkham Origins, I've put my early years into this video. I hope you'll like it! More is on its way I promise!!
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Audio: "Cold (but I'm still here)" by Evans Blue
Video: Batman: Arkham Origins (+ Arkham City Catwoman, AO unfortunately doesn't have any usable shots of her)
So, tommorow is the day in where I live... Have you seen the movie already? How is it?
I had great hopes in it, as I thought it's a sign of DC finally moving on from copying Marvel and embracing what makes it (or at least Batman) great, but I've heard it's not so good :/
No spoilers please, just tell if it's worth a watch or not, if you wanna...
Feat Rochnice Janiฤka.
Jรก fakt nevรญm, jak jsem si na ni mohla vzpomenout.
No a vidรญลก, kdyby tenkrรกt Brucovi poradila, tak by se nemusela stรกt druhรก sezรณna.
Vลกechno je to vina Janiฤky.
Vลกechno ลกpatnรฉ na svฤtฤ je vina Janiฤky.
Speaking of bad things, that's why I've decided to come back to it. So I can feel the last few likes before my account gets banned. Along with my life. Ah, the great adventures of living right next to Russia xd
But oh well, what needs to happen will happen. For now, please enjoy this video, I tried to make it as short as possible โค๏ธ Unlike my Batjokes compilations that are ridiculously long, I know.
Speaking of thoseeee ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Wanna see more of Joker the important boy? Being important with Buddy Boy Bruce? Here's your order good sir ~
Shakespearean level love story: youtube.com/watch?v=kB8sQyFv82E&list=PLAC-0V5sS53Jnwb9XLn1bqrenUO_ahuB4&index=1
A regular love story: youtube.com/watch?v=upy-FSUKnHw&list=PLAC-0V5sS53Jnwb9XLn1bqrenUO_ahuB4&index=5
A post-lover story: youtube.com/watch?v=WMsm7Mqoc7I&list=PLAC-0V5sS53Jnwb9XLn1bqrenUO_ahuB4&index=6
A I-love-you-as-a-friend-lover story: youtube.com/watch?v=RRYuWQdrYYw&list=PLAC-0V5sS53Jnwb9XLn1bqrenUO_ahuB4&index=3
A lego love story: youtube.com/watch?v=50mbLCddULs&list=PLAC-0V5sS53Jnwb9XLn1bqrenUO_ahuB4&index=4
An Arkham love story: youtube.com/watch?v=kB8sQyFv82E&list=PLAC-0V5sS53Jnwb9XLn1bqrenUO_ahuB4
( อก~ อส อกยฐ)
This isn't a Telltale love story, and I'm sorry in advance, I know I've dissapointed some of you. Even tho this video has an unhealthy dose of gay jokes :D
There are SO MANY of Telltale Batjokes videos, there's really no need for my take on it. Redundant. Buuut... I guess if I ever made a Season 2 video in this style, I guess it could be counted as a Telltale Batjokes ;D
Idk.
If you guys will even like this video. I hope you will. And I hope that - if you've never seen the first season because you're a batjokes shipper - that I sparked an interest in you. Because, the first season is just... what's the word... better, It is better. I like them both equally, but objectivelly it's better.
It would be a shame to miss out on it just because Johnny isn't in it much ;) But don't worry, he's still in the quarter of this video :D You can't imagine how hard it was constantly having to cut his scenes out because I've easily made that short time from Episode 4 into 10 minutes of the video XD
Ah, what can I say. I'm a Joker simp, simple as that.
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Ok, enough talking. Here are my resources:
Bruce and Selina's minigame makeout: youtube.com/watch?v=6Q22gF-mDWw
(check out the prequel as well): youtube.com/watch?v=iEN27Wu2-JY
Harvey's THICC backstory: youtube.com/watch?v=7MGvfMwhQOs&t=2s
Batman and Joker's mafia mod: youtube.com/watch?v=b-_Ge66skjs&t=1s
Videogame: BATMAN - TELLTALE SERIES 2016 - ALL EPISODES
+ episode 5 from the second season :P
PS: If you get Oswald's fanfiction, I officially love you.
Game: Telltale Batman - Season 1 - Episode 4
Lego Joker:
Batman: Some things never change, Quinn.
Harley: Y E E T
When I came back to this project, it had no... rythm. It was so cacophonic, so flavorless, I didn't even want to look at it ๐คฃ But then I gave it a second chance, I tried to give it a certain rythm by the lettering and then I really really REALLY began to like it!
And then I rendered it and realized it looks like shit nevertheless ๐ But a lot of you were asking for a Telltale video and, well, I'm doing what I can... I didn't expect college would eat my whole personal life away, but oh well, that's life.
If you have any advices on what would make this video better, sure tell me! I'll be happy to learn ๐
I myself kinda like how it made me realize that less is sometimes more ๐ I'm planning on developing that idea further in future videos.
Tho you can still see where it was an artistic intention and where I was just lazy and wanted to have this project done already xdd
The reason why I came back to finish it is because I like the beggining and the ending. Playing on the whole idea that, yes, John knew from the start, nothing gets pass by him, that clever clogs of a clown.
I hope you'll appreciate this song ๐ It's whiny, yes, but I'd lie if I said that this song didn't make me cry back then. It's one of two songs that ever made me cry in my entire life. Well, three, if you count "Gary come home" from Spongebob, of course.
"I couldn't stop myself from falling for you, you turned into someone else I wish I knew."
Fuck, that hits hard even to this day.
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Audio: "If it hurts" by FRND
Video: Telltale Batman season two: The enemy within - episodes 2, 3, 4, 5
A vyhnali jsme rudรฝ z domu a ลกลฅastnรญ jsme jeลกtฤ k tomu, ลพe jsme zase vลกichni spolu :)
youtube.com/watch?v=Q_KKfz-gONo
"I watch Batman for the plot."
Believe or not, but I've spent a big chunk of my life editing DC clips XD And so I came across a lot of sus moments. And I thought it would be nice to share them with you all in one single video! So enjoy, Batman out of context with a pinch of "Batman but it's only the memes" and "Perfectly cut Joker" ;)
I apologize that it's too Batman/Joker centered, but that's how it is, I've been mostly focusing on scenes involving these two. I also tried to not repeat the scenes that I've already used in my previous videos, because nobody likes repetition... but in the case of Batman 2004 I couldn't help myself XD
I think everybody deserves to see the glory of that cartoon without having to sit through the pain that is watching a batjokes compilation.
It wasn't as easy as it seems tho, you kinda have to watch out for the rythm and scene relations to make them funny and not confusing... Like, you wouldn't believe how many scenes I had to cut off because they were disrupting the algorithm. I think I did a good job at the beggining, the middle kinda drags itself, the ending is another whole madness XD As always. That's kinda expected from Zaly at this point I believe.
I sincerely hope you'll like it, because I'm iffy about continuing making content. Two days from now I'll be celebrating my 20th birthday, and so I'll be too busy lying in a hospital because of alcohol poisoning for the next half of the month XD And after that, I'll have to do prep work for my very first year of college - and college itself will be a wild ride, not sure if I'll have the time to keep up with Youtube. Idk, I'll see. But let's not bother ourselves with that, let's enjoy what we have XD Unless you don't like this video. In that case give it a dislike and tell me how unfunny it is, I appreciate all the comments I get :D
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Now.... Naming out every single piece of media I've used to make this would be a huge useless spam and - as I've recently learnt - Youtube REALLY doesn't like it when you link things in your video descriptions :/ Soo, uhh... if you have any questions, feel free to ask me in the comments! โฅ
Click 12:42 for KSCH KSCH KSCHS KSCHS
I took this as a chance to shitpost again :D This is a joke that I thought up AFTER posting my latest batjokes compilation and it bugged me so much! And now that I've actually made it, I think it's for the best that I didn't include it in that video, cuz.... I don't know, it was funnier in my head XD
Oh well. I hope you'll find it at least a bit funny.
The song is called "Dancing on my own" by Callum Scott
Also, sorry for the hiatus xd I'm still working on a "Batjokes in comic books" video script, the the more I write, the more I think.... Perhaps it wasn't such a good idea XD
"Bral jsem to jako ลกanci znovu se vysrat:"
- Google pลekladaฤ 2021
0:22 ---- shortcut for shadow POE!! ๐ It's kinda sloppy, I'm not an animator, but what do you think? If you like it, I could post it as a free mask giveaway
I've been so focused on Batman materials that I neglected people that have subscribed to me because of my duckie edits :D And so, here's finally something for you champs too! โฅ
I don't know if I'll do any more Ducktales / Darkwing Duck edits in the future tho... Maybe as a request or if I'll get a really good idea for one. Don't know, will have to think about it.
Anyway, what do you think? I've always sucked at agressive edits, but I'm personally quite satisfied with this one, so I'm super eager for your opinions! :D ALSO ALSO, this is my FIRST ATTEMPT AT A MONOCHROMIC EDIT!! With the professional tools vegas offers and everything. I've chosen the color red, because red is the most agressive color, and, you know, red, blood, thematic :D
And speaking of thematic, the first moment I've heard this song I KNEW I have to use it for Magica! Just... change the lyric a bit maybe - to "You'll never get free" instead of "we" and "a son and a daughter" instead of "your son and a daughter"..... EVEN THO AT THE END IT FITS SO WELL, BECAUSE PLOTTWIST PLOTTWIST ๐คฉ I've started working on this edit before it was revealed that Webby is Scrooge's daughter, so I'm super hyped that I've "predicted" things like that XD
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Audio: "Blood // Water" by grandson
Video: Ducktales: The shadow war, Jaws, The other bin of Scrooge McDuck, A Nightmare on Killmotor Hill, The Phantom and the Sorceress, The life and crimes of Scrooge McDuck
If you like this specific edit, consider checking this one out as well!
youtube.com/watch?v=w-NhlTwe8eA
Making neat and clever edits that actually fit the official DC lore that everyone can understand and relate to? - ๐
Making weird AU edits that no one will understand and serve only as a vent maybe? - ๐
Just finishing my amvs, as promised :D This one follows the same theme as my most recent TWO BIRDS one - the theme of repetition. (Never before this video I've realized how common it is to have a character looking over their shoulders in movies ๐) See, deep down to it, batjokes is an abstract showcase towards one's inability of letting go of the bad. And I believe that interpreting it as an unhealthy relationship where you constantly break up and get together with the other half is a very valid one. And if you don't think so, you've never been in such a relationship, and it shows.
That's why I chose the song "Once". The bittersweet irony :D "I'm only gonna let you kill me once" - as they're getting back together and each time it's worse and worse... Plus I REALLY LOVE this cover! It's one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard in my life. It deserves all the attention it can get ;-;
And I chose to portray this with the Dark Knight! Because... come on XD There are so many materials to work with. ESPECIALLY when it comes to dark AUs. Because casting Christian as the good guy and Heath as the bad guy is the biggest miscast in the whole history of cinema ๐คฃ
Also, I remember an analysis, describing how everytime Joker talks about his scars, he makes up a story that hits close to his victims - I had this dead-beat father once to a criminal, I had this wife once to a soon-to-be bride... And that it's shame that we never got to hear what he was about to say to Batman... Well, I think we all know what he would say to him in this AU ๐ "I had this friend once.... Didn't work out."
"That was dumb, but that's okay."
Aaaaaaand I antagonized Julia Styles' character Kat and shipped her with Christian just to stir the relationship up BECAUSE THAT'S WHY YOU DESERVE FOR REJECTING HEATH YOU DUMB COW ๐
What do you guys think of that edit btw? It's shit, because my Sony Vegas doesn't have pan crop for some reason, but I still tried my best ;-;
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Audio: "Once" by Hurts (Original by Diana Vickers)
Video:
The Dark Knight
Batman Begins
American Psycho
Velvet Goldmine
Little Women (1994)
10 things I hate about you
Candy
I need to find a better-quality copy of Candy -_-. Because that movie is an footage goldmine, I swear I could make a Dark Knight Killing Joke themed edit JUST with that movie alone โฅ
- Batman
I've been gone for a while because I was very busy - my Czech bros probably know why ๐ I made it btw. And I still am busy in a way, but I couldn't help myself, I had to make a new video for you guys and all your support โค
Thus this video is long af, again... Idk, I wanted it to be special, I smashed as many scenes together as possible. And it's no secret that I already ran out of batjokes material at this point, sooooo I edited it into a connherient story!.... Kinda. It's still very dumb XD But I guess that's expected when you click on a video titled "batjokes compilation" lol
โค Speaking of which, more silly compilations, just for you! โค
Lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=upy-FSUKnHw
Lego lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=50mbLCddULs&t=94s
Arkham lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=QqBMMgXZhWg
Ex lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=WMsm7Mqoc7I&t=111s
Not really lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=RRYuWQdrYYw&t=85s
Wow, I already made so many of these.... ๐ I myself didn't know there's so much batjokes material in mainstream media.
Next in the line is Telltale batjokes (as you guys requested ๐), then comic book batjokes and then... I don't know. Abyss. I was thinking about doing a special that would be all about reading and reaction to your comments too ๐ Because a lot of you say nothing but gold ๐คฃ
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Sources:
Music: Evil Morty Theme
My nemesis: youtube.com/watch?v=0yM3Zh9TwtE
Missing my nemesis: youtube.com/watch?v=1tWQdDKsPWg (I HATE how this song doesn't quite fit in English :( In my language, this song pulled no punches)
Clips: Batman TAS (found a source :D terrible quality, but still. And that's why this video is bloated with TAS), Batman BATB, The Batman, Telltale Batman Season 2, The new adventures of Batman and Robin, Batman under the Red Hood, Harley Quinn show, The killing joke, Batman Doomsday, Injustice 1, Injustice 2, DC vs Mortal Kombat, LEGO Batman movie
Specialities:
Epic kiss: youtube.com/watch?v=b6s0BYeb_-8
Welp, guess I'll die: youtube.com/watch?v=GzYlqSrOFCw (seriously, you MUST check this channel out! It's basically like the LEGO Batman movie, except 18+)
Edit: youtube actually put a nohomo hashtag under this video, that's precious XD
I know what you're saying - why the fuck didn't I just split this video in two and make it a two-parter, like who the fuck is supposed to have time for this XD Idk, I kinda wanted to make it up for you for not posting anything for so long. At first I thought the time is gonna be a problem, as I've already showed you the best Arkham batjokes moments in my previous videos --- BTW, WATCH THOSE IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY โฅ ---
Ex-Lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=WMsm7Mqoc7I&t=582s
Lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=upy-FSUKnHw&t=619s
Lego Lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=50mbLCddULs
Good friends: youtube.com/watch?v=RRYuWQdrYYw
But it's over 20 minutes long even without them, oop. And so it's me testing out if you guys are willing to watch longer videos - a transition to the batjokes comics video, as there's NO WAY I could make that only 10 minutes long ๐ฉ And speaking of transitions to the comic books, it's thime to get slowly into the deep, messed up shit... It's not sunshine and rainbows and uwus anymore, unfortunately. Nevertheless, I still tried to make it as entertaining as possible, with my weird sense of humor and all ๐
Hope you'll like it. That segment at the end gave me an idea to make this kind of video about Telltale only too, but I honestly don't know if you'd guys like that - there are already, like, 1,000 million videos about that on Youtube XD What do you say?
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Sources:
Only you covered by: Kรกja โฅ
VR chat: youtube.com/watch?v=ow1hVLZFGjk
Floating Batman: youtube.com/watch?v=dYONvWPQq1c&t=95s
Arkham YTP: youtube.com/watch?v=KiV77N4doWM&t=97s
Also check these out, I didn't put them in the video at the end, but it doesn't matter XD
youtube.com/watch?v=huEFS-pqzgw
youtube.com/watch?v=h07mjGuABkg
Arkham: Asylum (remastered), City (remastered), Origins, Knight, VR
Batman Telltale Season One - Bruce and his cracked neck
Comics: Arkham City, Death of the family, Flashpoint Paradox
Only You - AC, Cold cold heart - AO, I'm not laughing - AK, I've got you under my skin - Frank Sinatra โฅ
Joker's epic song: youtube.com/watch?v=gVok-7tDFF8
Somebody I used to know covered by: youtube.com/watch?v=wo_7xtaoOIw
Fabulous Clown: youtube.com/watch?v=oEDgmgbXm-E
I get along without you very well - Chet Baker โฅ
Also, here are the UNEDITED Joker calls: youtube.com/watch?v=EATyOEttGIs
AND HERE'S BATMAN'S FULL DMT TRIP: youtube.com/watch?v=gcDoWxd6HKc
Some of you asked if I'll still do AMVs, to which I reply... Probably not XD Because these take so much time and patience to make - both which I don't have anymore. And I'd much rather show you the actual batjokes moments than dumb edits. However, I'm still planning on finishing my old projects - like this one. As I feel bad for the time and energy I've already put into them ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ And so take this as my gift for the 1 thousand subscribers! Seriously, you guys are amazing! โค
Now, a bit of explanation to the video itself :D The first time I've heard this song, it thematically reminded me of The Killing Joke ending (two birds - two guys + the constant repetition and a pronoun game - which I really appreciate, as you can't say which one is "the other" in the song), and so I thought how cute it would be to make such an edit - a little alt story to The Killing Joke. And so I was editing, editing, editing, and then I realized "Wait.... I just made my Batman AU again." ๐คฃ Oh well.
For the filler I've cynically used Batman Hush, as I kinda feel that it was made to piss on the batjokes shippers XD There's something very uncomfortable about seeing Joker actually feeling the pain from the punches and not even trying to defend himself... But it did it purpose I suppose. And so I've used the purpose for a batjokes edit, haha, fuck you Batman Hush, and now I really fucking hope Youtube will ban this video for the violence ๐
And also a little PMV! I've always wanted to do a PMV, but THOSE take real time, talent, and effort, I'm not suitable for them XD I just wanted to try it out... It was originally longer, but then I thought it looked really stupid, so I just replaced it with Death in the Family - Which is a valid replacement I think, especially because Joker repeats The Killing Joke joke in that scene x3
But at the end of it, my main goal was to create something aesthetically pleasing (And by that I mean that I found a filter that gives Joker a purple lipstick and I just really wanted to show it to you guys of course XD) So I hope you'll like it!
Also what do you mean by "reusing assets" XD I've spent one good hour recoloring that kiss, I'll use it as much as I want to
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Audio: "Two birds" by Regina Spektor
Video:
Batman The Killing Joke
Batman Hush
Batman Death in the Family
Justice League Doom
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I DON'T OWN ANY MATERIALS USED!!!
Making this statement because Youtube started making shifty eyes at my channel recently ๐
Hello, and holy damn, thanks for all of your comments, didn't know so many people are into batjokes, finally I have someone to talk it out with ๐
And so I've tried to include the moments you felt were missing from my previous vids. Today's theme is batjokes pandering in various media XD And so I'm pandering a bit too, to my audience. But it's all in the name of good fun โค
So I hope you'll like it! :D It's little something to fill the gap up. Love to know that a lot of you would like a batjokes in comics video, but that's gonna take me a lot of time, there's no way I'll make it this school year... So, I offer you the best I can atm :)
Next up I'm planning to put Arkham batjokes moments together and I think I'm oficially done with batjokes compilations... unless you guys will point out more moments that I've missed ;P
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More compilations for your greedy hearts!
Ex-lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=WMsm7Mqoc7I&t=208s
Lover-lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=upy-FSUKnHw&t=1s
Lego-lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=50mbLCddULs&t=359s
Arkham-lovers: youtube.com/watch?v=QqBMMgXZhWg&t=356s
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Music: "Careless whisper" by George Michael and Barbie girl by Aqua, instrumental :D
Clips from: Batman: Brave and the Bold, Whorley Quan show, Batman vs Dracula, The Batman 2004, Batman TAS, Telltale Batman season 2 episodes 2/3/4/5, Justice League, Superman TAS, Batman under Red Hood, Batman - Death in the family, Justice League Action, DC Superfriends, Superman: Doomsday
+ Tais-toi! and a video of a hamster getting SMACKED the fuck down
Comics: Injustice, Batman & Dracula, White Knight, god knows what else, some shit from google
And also borrowed JawsSoniclover's line XD I heard she's still active on youtube, you can go and check her out. Just don't tell her I sent you, this is not a bully stream XD
If this video won't get taken down for copyright issues for at least two weeks I'll be sooooo happy ๐ค
This one is more fast paced, mostly because I tend to curse and I don't want any Karens to report me to Susan because their 5 year old decided to watch a lego video on youtube XD And a lot of text, so copyright machines will have harder time analysing this nonsense xd
With that said, I hope you'll like it - I'm glad you liked my previous projects and so I took your feedback and want to do more of what you ask for... even if it's just a Lego Joker and his adventures of doing absolutely nothing for 11 minutes XD
But hey, I'm not complaining. As I've said, Lego Joker is a cutie pie (but so is every character in a lego form really), it's just that I love Joker the most because, well, my most favourite dc villain, hello ๐
And it also gave me a chance to bring my nostalgia into a spotlight. That and Lego DC Super Villains aka the MOTHERFUCKING BEST LEGO VIDEOGAME there is I'll fight you on that.
If you have an idea for a next (preferably Batjokes) related project, don't be shy and tell me down in the comments! - I'm currently working on a Batjokes comic book moments, but that will take me a while. A BIG WHILE :/
And if you're new to my channel and a degenerate like me that ships Batjokes, consider checking those two videos out as well, I think you might like them ~
Batman dumps Joker's ass youtube.com/watch?v=WMsm7Mqoc7I&t=491s
Batman misses Joker's ass after dumping him youtube.com/watch?v=upy-FSUKnHw&t=616s
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Music is just Jaunty Gumption by Kevin MacLeod this time
Clips used from: LEGO Batman movie, LEGO DC Super Villains (from Gamer's Little Playground's channel, shoutout :P), LEGO Batman: The videogame (which I didn't include much because I've never played it, sorry. Came out before my time...), LEGO Batman 2: DC Superheroes, LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham, LEGO Justice League Gotham City Breakout
+ Telltale Batman Season 2 ep 3, Batman Unlimited - Monster Mayhem, Justice League Action and Batman vs TMNT
And a Robot Chicken sketch :D