Uploaded November 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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This was supposed to be episode 2, but I fucked up. And now it fucked up everything. This is When Miners Cinemanimetion. Enjoy. Fucking exporting settings...

"That's probably enough editing to keep me sick of editing for another 5 months.

Footage from: Koishi Komeiji's Heart Throbbing Adventures EP19
(A Touhou Fan Animation)
Song: Kore Nite! Ikken Rakuchaku! - Medaka Box Abnormal"

Twitch: twitch.tv/jongyon7192p
Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/derockproject
Twitter: twitter.com/jongyon7192p

Want to play in games like this one? Check out reddit.com/r/ultrahardcore - recording is not necessary in standard games.

Welcome to Ultra Hardcore! In this game type, players compete against the environment and each other to be the last miner standing. With one big change, of course: a full food bar doesn't regenerate health - the only way to do this is to craft a golden apple (an apple surrounded by eight gold ingots) to regenerate 2 hearts.

Golden Heads (made like golden apples, but with the head of a fallen player instead of an apple in the recipe) will heal only 3 hearts instead of the usual four.

No, it's not February yet, but the WMCers are going on some dates! WMC 12 - When Miners Couple is a Teams of 4 Blind Date round, a mixture of the Double Dates and Mystery Teams scenarios (scenario plug-in by dans1988). Players are randomly assigned to a team of 2 and assigned a random, unknown allied team. On the second day, each pair receives a special infinite-use firework in their inventory that only one other pair has. Thus, you can set off the fireworks outside to find your teammates ... or perhaps find out who isn't. cue dramatic music

Standard UHC rules apply as well: no Tier 2 or Strength pots, no Enchanted Golden Apples (or feeding them to horses), Optifine Zoom disallowed, no portal trapping/camping.

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Munchmo - youtube.com/munchmo
Xalxexii - youtube.com/xalxexii

beastboyrolf - youtube.com/beastboyrolf
Raider06 - youtube.com/G2hunter

Dibzcraft - youtube.com/mrgoten1414
Learning25 - youtube.com/LearningTwentyFive

Bergasms - youtube.com/bergasms
CMattznes - youtube.com/CMattznes

Fairyjuice - youtube.com/Entropiestromstaerke
DeRockProject - youtube.com/jongyon7192p

Coldfusion5 - youtube.com/ColdFusion923
CostanzaBoy17 - youtube.com/Costanzaboy17

NihonTiger - youtube.com/nihontiger
JakeAladarSmith - youtube.com/AladarTheHun

No0neAtAll - youtube.com/No0neAtAll
Dans1988 - youtube.com/Terribuilder

iiQuakezz - youtube.com/QuakeHaven
Bloodstinger745 - youtube.com/BCaused

masterofpowah19 - youtube.com/failodeepico
shikenzaned - youtube.com/shikenzaned

firefoxvulpix - youtube.com/firefoxvulpix3
Wingnut45 - youtube.com/barkson1

SidGarcia - youtube.com/SidPlaysLP
WintherMaw - youtube.com/winthermaw

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Music: "Vindicate Me" (instrumental) by BigGiantCircles
Link to purchase - music.biggiantcircles.com/track/vindicate-me-instrumental

WMC 12 intro by NihonTiger
youtube.com/nihontiger

Player intro art by EighteenQs (and yes, you can commission your own from Q!)
eighteenqs.tumblr.com/commissioninformation

Check out past WMC seasons at:
reddit.com/r/ultrahardcore/wiki/recordedrounds/wmc

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Episodes are 20 minutes long and air every other day at 23:00 UTC (6 p.m. Eastern, 3 p.m. Pacific)

And finally, let's all have fun and play together!