Uploaded April 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Russian lyrics and vocals by: @kladbische
English Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Vocals by: @Erica_Fr
Mixing and mastering by: Max Kranich
Original video is here: youtube.com/watch?v=pz7jOry30f4
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Under cherry blossoms swaying, we drank compote sweet and cold,
I turned away a fleeting second—crash! A drop pod struck her bold.
In a moment, she was shattered, blood was streaming, pooling fast,
How could you, oh brave Astartes, destroy a love I thought would last?!
[Chorus]
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
[Verse 2]
Clad in crimson war-torn armor, he emerged and called for foes,
But I couldn’t utter answers with her brains upon my clothes.
And I stared upon his emblem, dripping crimson from above,
How could you, oh brave Astartes, crush to death my only love?!
[Chorus]
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
[Verse 3]
Then he wore his jump pack proudly, off into the skies he soared,
But her faded eyes still lingered on his shoulder pauldron’s cord.
Now I wail in endless sorrow, crying to the gods above:
How could you, oh brave Astartes, crush to death my only love?!
[Chorus]
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
[Verse 4]
I looked down upon her body; there were tentacles and fangs,
Fourteen suction cups and talons, with a tongue that split and sang.
She was... She was Slaaneshi—oh, Emperor, what a twist!
Guess the Space Marine was right to smash my love into the mist.
[Chorus]
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
Russian lyrics and vocals by: @kladbische
English Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Vocals by: @Erica_Fr
Mixing and mastering by: Max Kranich
Original video is here: youtube.com/watch?v=pz7jOry30f4
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Under cherry blossoms swaying, we drank compote sweet and cold,
I turned away a fleeting second—crash! A drop pod struck her bold.
In a moment, she was shattered, blood was streaming, pooling fast,
How could you, oh brave Astartes, destroy a love I thought would last?!
[Chorus]
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
[Verse 2]
Clad in crimson war-torn armor, he emerged and called for foes,
But I couldn’t utter answers with her brains upon my clothes.
And I stared upon his emblem, dripping crimson from above,
How could you, oh brave Astartes, crush to death my only love?!
[Chorus]
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
[Verse 3]
Then he wore his jump pack proudly, off into the skies he soared,
But her faded eyes still lingered on his shoulder pauldron’s cord.
Now I wail in endless sorrow, crying to the gods above:
How could you, oh brave Astartes, crush to death my only love?!
[Chorus]
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
[Verse 4]
I looked down upon her body; there were tentacles and fangs,
Fourteen suction cups and talons, with a tongue that split and sang.
She was... She was Slaaneshi—oh, Emperor, what a twist!
Guess the Space Marine was right to smash my love into the mist.
[Chorus]
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!
Ooo-oh-oh-oh, a Space Marine landed on my girlfriend!

![Potion (Folk Cover) by ERICA
Russian Lyrics and Music by: @Le_mio
English Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Vocals by: @Erica_Fr
Mixing and Mastering by: Max Kranich
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
One, two, three, and four,
Magic’s knockin’ at the door!
Why waste time on idle talk?
Time to brew—unlock the clock!
Toad’s small foot and mole’s sharp tooth,
Cat fur black as midnights truth,
Lizard’s tail and—what a host!
One enchanted hipbone post!
[Chorus]
Don’t be shy, don’t be blue,
Let the flames rise high for you!
Bubble, boil, my cauldron bright—
Let the magic spark tonight!
[Verse 2]
Let me share what I have done,
Brewed these potions one by one—
Cures for sadness, aches, and fears,
Charms to chase away the tears.
But today’s a special case,
Magic’s rising, pickin’ pace—
Time to push and stir the pot,
Craft a spell the world forgot!
[Chorus]
Don’t be shy, don’t be blue,
Let the flames rise high for you!
Bubble, boil, my cauldron bright—
Let the magic spark tonight!
[Verse 3]
Crafty hedgehog stopped on by,
Brought a shroom with twinkling eye.
Bunny hopped and left a leaf,
Cabbage green with no relief.
Wolves and foxes sang a tune,
Bears were howling at the moon—
Am I dreaming all of these?
Could it be hallucinees?
[Chorus]
Don’t be shy, don’t be blue,
Let the flames rise high for you!
Bubble, boil, my cauldron bright—
Let the magic spark tonight!
[Verse 4]
No more wonder, no more guess—
Gifts arrive from forest’s bless!
Though I’m stressed and in a daze,
Still the brew begins to blaze!
Sprinkle in a pinch of ash,
Broomstick twigs in just a flash.
Spider’s web and dill anew—
Add a bundle, maybe two!
[Chorus]
Don’t be shy, don’t be blue,
Let the flames rise high for you!
Bubble, boil, my cauldron bright—
Let the magic spark tonight!
[Verse 5]
Now it’s nearly at the end,
Toss a mint drop in, my friend!
Mouse tears sparkle, fire’s hot—
Give this brew a final shot!
One, two, three, and four, and five,
Chant the spell—it comes alive!
Wave my staff with perfect aim—
Turn this potion into ale!
[Final Chorus]
Don’t be shy, don’t be blue!
Gather round, the crew and you!
Halloween is here again—
Drinks for witches, ghosts, and men!
[Outro Chorus]
Don’t be shy, don’t be blue!
Gather round, the crew and you!
Halloween is here again—
Cheers and magic never end! Potion (Folk Cover) by ERICA](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ffyB3oJSSzE/mqdefault.jpg)
![Divide et Impera 2 54. Coalition Nightmare
Original Lyrics by: @MonCaos
English Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Lyrics:
[Narration - Spoken]
When word arrived from Demon’s skies,
Darkfighter called the council near.
The Ring convened, with urgent cries,
For danger loomed both far and clear.
[Verse]
Urgent! Red alert! The Ring is now shaken!
Crisis! The Empire has made its next move!
Warning lights flash, every nerve overtaken.
The dread of the unknown is hard to remove.
In the Demon Cluster, invasion unfolds,
Fire rains down, and the heavens ignite.
Fleets by the thousands—an onslaught that rolls—
Comrades are cornered, trapped in the fight.
News from the Cluster: Its not the Empire.
These are no foes that weve ever known.
Creatures that crawl from the deep legends’ mire,
Born of old fears that have chillingly grown.
Spawn of the void, like a madman’s dark vision,
Step from the carvings of tales that long gone.
Shouts, deafning thunder, and fatal decisions—
Why do we wait? Action must carry on!
Allied factions—a Jedhai-born Union,
However fractured, now face the same storm.
If the conflict burns past this communion,
Fires of war soon become our new norm.
Breaking update: A baffling narration—
Try not to laugh, though it IS feels absurd:
Thousands of rabbits, amidst confrontation,
Charge through the field as the firestorms stirred.
Flames are unleashed by those long-eared creatures,
Bodies lie scattered beneath their fierce ire.
Fortress walls fall, consumed by their features;
Tanks swarm ahead through the mud and through fire.
News from the Jedhai: Theyre ready for battle!
Armies have started their vengeful campaign.
If we stay idle while sabers now rattle,
Well bear the blame for this rising chain.
If we’re to see the Ring stay unbroken,
Hold our alliance and salvage our name,
Grasp this frail chance, let actions be spoken—
Intrigue or bloodshed, we play through the game.
Once, in that war gainst the Citadels science,
Opportunities slipped through our grasp.
Now is no time for a passive compliance;
Take up the sword, hold the future and clasp.
Yet, vast parsecs of void lie between us.
No armored gauntlet can reach through the breach.
Brothers in battle will falter or leave us—
Aid they would beg, but theyre far from our reach.
Still, hope remains; from our allies of lore,
One noble prince might still hold to our bond.
He keeps his banner, though scattered and torn,
And shall not abandon us in the beyond. Divide et Impera 2 54. Coalition Nightmare](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fgWT40T4i5s/mqdefault.jpg)
![Shadow Warrior Who Wants Some Wang?
Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Step into the dojo, neon bleeds red,
Katana talk sharp, like the thoughts in my head.
I don’t fight fair — I fight fabulous,
One-liner loaded, style hazardous.
Demons moan, they know my name,
I carve their sins, then I shame their game.
No honor left? I’ll sell you some.
Swipe right, baby — here comes the Wangdom.
[Pre-Chorus]
Silk robe, steel soul,
I’m the glitch in your scroll.
Clap once if you’re cursed,
Twice if it hurts —
Third time’s the Wang, and it’s always worse.
[Chorus 1]
Who wants some Wang?
I got blade, I got bang,
I got jokes that sting and a demon to hang.
Who wants some pain?
With a side of shame?
Im the sushi chef of slaughter, serving ego flambé.
[Verse 2]
Scrolls talk legends, but mine’s still throbbin’ —
Ancient technique: trash talkin’ & robbin’.
Your kung-fu’s weak, your memes outdated,
I’m the DLC boss your karma created.
Cyber geishas scream my login,
Tinder of Tengu, I never stop swipin’.
My chis in the gutter, my aim’s in your pants —
I meditate twice, then I make you dance.
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Blood moon, pixel rain,
Im the glitch in your brain.
Clap once for regret,
Twice for the flex —
Third time’s the Wang, and he cashes checks.
[Chorus 2]
Who wants some Wang?
I got sass, I got slang,
I got fists like fate and a tongue that’ll hang.
Who wants some steel?
With a side of feels?
I’m the boss fight flirting with your deepest ideals.
[Bridge]
When you gaze into the Wang, the Wang gazes back...
And winks.
[Verse 3]
Your dojo’s a Discord, your master’s a meme,
I’m a late-night legend with a daydream team.
I slice demons, I slice hearts, I slice pants —
Call it spiritual growth... in tight leather pants.
[Final Chorus]
Who wants some Wang?
I got style, I got clang,
I got kills with quips and a certified fang.
Who wants some truth?
Served raw, uncouth?
I’m the neon ninja priest — now confess your youth.
[Outro]
Shadow runs deep, karma runs dry,
But the Wang don’t sleep, and the punchlines fly.
So light your blade and sing my name —
The world’s insane… but I’m still game. Shadow Warrior Who Wants Some Wang?](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fxD7keTuUqs/mqdefault.jpg)




![Divide et Impera 39. Triumph of Will
Russian Lyrics by: @MonCaos
English Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Context:
[Narrator - Spoken]
Through Fungiland’s skies, King Paul did descend,
His fleet struck Demeter, its forces to end.
To cheers from the masses, their victor stood tall,
As rulers escorted him into the Hall.
The Hall of the Maker, where fate is unsealed,
Its secrets untold, and forever concealed.
What horrors transpired, no mortal can say—
Paul’s men left in silence, faces pale with dismay.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I’m here. I’ve descended. I reign everlasting.
My scepter I bear through the ages of time.
All things that defy me shall meet desolation—
In radiant suns or in shadows sublime.
I march with my banner held high in its glory,
My blade leaves the wreckage of worlds in its path.
And where my proud boot lands, it tells a grim story:
No sins will find pardon, no soul will escape wrath.
[Chorus]
This is my will!
This is my will!
It is mine to choose:
Shall you live or be still?
This is my will!
This is my will!
Before me falls
The whole world’s will.
[Verse 2]
I bring you both death and salvation as master.
In fury, I grant you the gift of new breath.
And once I have spoken, my choice is unchanging—
What’s etched in my word shall be carried by death.
Let temples resound with the screams of the hopeless.
Let crypts in their shadows awaken to joy.
I am not deceived by the lies of the faithless.
The rage of my legions I fully deploy.
[Chorus]
This is my will!
This is my will!
It is mine to choose:
Shall you live or be still?
This is my will!
This is my will!
Before me falls
The whole world’s will.
[Bridge]
Let gods bow low and their crowns be forsaken.
Let kings bend their spines as they tremble with fear.
I tread every path, every road that is taken,
And launch blazing fire from ships of despair.
The face of death,
The clash of chains,
Steel bells that ring
Through fields of pain.
And the flames, their bloody feast,
Show my power will not cease.
Royal scepter, blood it brings,
Never love eternal sings.
Who has yet to taste true fear?
Stand, then fall, and disappear.
Stand, then fall, and disappear.
Stand, then fall, and disappear! Divide et Impera 39. Triumph of Will](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hIwDDxk7MSw/mqdefault.jpg)
![Warhammer 40k Jetbike Fury (Ride Through the Warp)
Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Yes, Eurobeat. I have VERY random ideas sometimes.
Lyrics:
[Intro]
JETBIKE STARTS — VROOOOOM
No fear, no brakes, no heresy!
Khagan’s coming through — MOVE ASIDE, FOOLS!
[Verse 1]
Ten thousand years, still got that speed,
White Scars blazing, warp-born steed!
Forget your tanks, forget your guns —
I’ve got a bike that outruns suns!
Through webway storms and daemon haze,
I drift through stars in lightning blaze!
No gods, no throne, no time to pray —
Just speed and sky — the Primarch way!
[Pre-Chorus]
Burning warp like its octane fuel,
Past the Grey Knights, breaking rules!
Chaos calls? I just ignore —
Too fast for fate, I ride for more!
[Chorus]
Jetbike fury — scream into the void!
Racing faster than your dreams destroyed!
Heretics cry when I pass by —
Jetbike fury — Im too fast to die!
Jetbike fury — warp cant catch my soul!
Emperor knows I dont play slow!
Time and space, I override —
Jetbike fury — eternal ride!
[Verse 2]
Magnus reads, Guilliman plans,
I’m out here doing wheelie stands!
While Lorgar’s whining, Mortys slow,
I’m doing donuts in the snow!
No throneworld tea, no fancy speech,
Just open road and stars to breach!
I ride with thunder, I chase the light —
The galaxys mine each hyperspeed night!
[Pre-Chorus]
I drift past Black Templars’ prayers,
Spin out near the Golden Stairs!
Warpstorms try to pull me in —
But speed is truth, and truth will win!
[Chorus]
Jetbike fury — scream into the void!
Racing faster than your dreams destroyed!
Heretics cry when I pass by —
Jetbike fury — Im too fast to die!
Jetbike fury — warp cant catch my soul!
Emperor knows I dont play slow!
Time and space, I override —
Jetbike fury — eternal ride!
[Bridge]
They said I vanished...
I say I just took the scenic route!
See you in the 42nd millennium, losers!
ENGINE REVVVVS — VROOMMMMMMMM
[Final Chorus – DOUBLE SPEED]
Jetbike fury — burning through the tide!
Orks and daemons, take a ride!
Necrons blink and miss my trail —
Jetbike fury — warp will fail!
Jetbike fury — I’m the Khan, the storm!
Speed incarnate, battle-born!
Let them scheme — I just glide —
Jetbike fury — I never died! Warhammer 40k Jetbike Fury (Ride Through the Warp)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hVIbpQuZcSA/mqdefault.jpg)
![Star Trek Sex Deputy (Will Riker)
Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Context: The song is a joke suggesting that Riker essentially serves as Picard’s Deputy of Sex, since Picard never has time for matters of the heart.
Lyrics:
[Intro - spoken]
Computer, play… something sultry.
[Trombone riff plays]
This one goes out… to every lonely heart in the neutral zone...
[Verse 1]
He’s got the chair,
I got the flair —
He’s sipping tea,
I’m in your hair.
He’s quoting books,
I’m giving looks,
He’s all “Stand by,”
I’m all sex hooks.
You need affection?
A little connection?
I’m your Number One
In every direction!
[Pre-Chorus]
You got no love?
You got no vibe?
Just hail me, baby,
I always provide.
[Chorus - full brass]
I’m your Sex Deputy — uh!
Cosmic cutie on call for duty!
When the captain says “Engage,”
I’m turning the page —
To your bedroom stage.
I’m the Sex Deputy — yeah!
Diplomacy with sensual unity.
You want peace? You want thrill?
Call Will — Big Will —
I got love to fill!
[Verse 2]
Negotiations fine,
But have you tried me?
I’ve brokered more treaties
Between sheets, you see.
He’s the voice of reason,
I’m the body of spice,
He handles Starfleet,
I handle you twice.
[Pre-Chorus]
You want a tryst?
A star-kissed twist?
Forget the brig,
Let me show you bliss.
[Chorus - with attitude]
I’m your Sex Deputy — uh-huh!
Warp-speed lover in full-body cover!
When he’s busy with the Borg,
I’m lighting your fire like a rogue demigod.
I’m the Sex Deputy — ooh!
Klingon-approved, and Betazoid too.
From Ten Forward to Holodeck Three,
The galaxy needs… a lover like me!
[Bridge - sultry spoken over bassline]
Now listen… I’m not just a pretty face with a beard…
I’ve made peace with Orion twins,
Healed hearts of Ferengi grins…
And once… once I tangoed with a Vulcan.
It was… logical.
[Final Chorus - big finish]
Sex Deputy — can’t resist!
I’m the Starfleet answer to your love list.
When hearts go cold in the great unknown,
I bring the heat — interstellar trombone!
Yeah, Sex Deputy — ride the vibe!
I’m the reason stars collide.
He’s the mind, I’m the thrill,
You got needs?
Call Commander Will.
[Outro - slow fade]
...Computer — end program.
Unless you want… one more round.
[Trombone riff fades out…] Star Trek Sex Deputy (Will Riker)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hVwwWXWrm_M/mqdefault.jpg)