PsynekuHA. You thought you weren't getting a poop until May. You all got one serious April Fools spanking. As it turns out, I've been busy jeopardising my future over the last couple of days and in doing so I've managed to put this together. I'm trying to switch up my style to a more glitchy/fast-paced kind of thing, similar to the likes of Butcher, TLMM and fiv95, who are basically gods at this style. I'm relatively new to this, but it's really addictive and makes a nice change to sentence mixing all the time. Last video for real this time, until the birthday collab.
[YTP] Michael Undergoes Rehab for his Glitchy EpisodesPsyneku2015-04-01 | HA. You thought you weren't getting a poop until May. You all got one serious April Fools spanking. As it turns out, I've been busy jeopardising my future over the last couple of days and in doing so I've managed to put this together. I'm trying to switch up my style to a more glitchy/fast-paced kind of thing, similar to the likes of Butcher, TLMM and fiv95, who are basically gods at this style. I'm relatively new to this, but it's really addictive and makes a nice change to sentence mixing all the time. Last video for real this time, until the birthday collab.
Music: deadmau5 - Infra Turbo Pig Cart Racer Moleskinsoft Clone RemoverThreesa Maymay Delivers a Strong and Stable InterviewPsyneku2017-05-11 | To prevent further daytime TV appearances, register to vote: gov.uk/register-to-vote[NEW YEARS YTP COMEBACK SPECIAL] michaelPsyneku2017-01-01 | Here's to 2027 when I'll have a proper job. Probably.[YTP] Bill Nye the Cold Calling Wanker (ILVG3 Collab)Psyneku2016-09-10 | entry fur dis kolab im in bout COD n fAze clan: youtube.com/watch?v=ktmbqExVzlw
Sorry for how shite this is. Better quality poops coming never.[YTP] Michael Makes a Tomato HamletPsyneku2016-08-07 | Over a minute's worth of Rosen content, would you believe it.[YTP] Sherlock Deduces How to Use a DildoPsyneku2016-07-26 | Had to flip parts of this to evade the bloodhounds known as BBC copyright claims.
Series 4 trailer yo: youtube.com/watch?v=UKNyaFJGwU0[RIP] doivid cumberland ;(Psyneku2016-07-12 | 1 like = 1 cryMichaels top revision tipPsyneku2016-05-24 | Good luck to everyone taking exams at the moment.[YTP] Michael has an Exceedingly Painful Frontal Lobotomy (70th Birthday Collab)Psyneku2016-05-09 | Coolab: youtube.com/watch?v=1Eqy7gQKeBU[YTP] The Real Hustlers Steal a Grannys HandbagPsyneku2016-03-09 | This show was the absolute shit.[YTP] Jez asks some QsPsyneku2016-02-16 | Can't argue with independent experts10 seconds of top notch MiK R0s3N lelzPsyneku2016-02-09 | youtube.com/watch?v=yZm5bJ4ngLg[YTP] 3 Chefs Team Up to Make a Sandwich (feat. Nintendom64 and Poops4theWorld)Psyneku2016-02-02 | Recipe for sandwich remains undisclosed. Special thanks to my fellow chefs:
Kele - Tenderoni deadmau5 - Infra Turbo Pigcart RacerA Day in the Life of a CocPsyneku2015-09-13 | Only really made this thanks to the Corbyn victory inspiring me to poop ol' Davey. Kinda said I was retiring from YTP a few weeks ago, still pretty set on that, but you might see the odd video from me once in a while when I'm prepared to jeopardise the small amount of free time I have these days.
Source if anyone's interested : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9hqE5HVVQk Best piece of bullshit propaganda The Sun has ever forced out their filthy arseholes, those journalists must have been on laxatives or something. As am I, I suppose, since I made a poop. Hahaha funneh stuffz.[YTP] David Mitchells SexboxPsyneku2015-08-04 | I don't feel good about this in any way, but I couldn't resist using David as a source at some point. Seriously though, watch his YouTube videos if you haven't already - they're excellent.[YTP] Ron Mad Shows off his Seduction Techniques (RMQ&A Collab)Psyneku2015-07-31 | youtube.com/watch?v=pVCQbQ-jBok[YTP] Mad Mothzs Q&A Goes to ShitPsyneku2015-07-30 | ...[YTP] Shia LaBeouf Delivers the Most Intense Orgasm of All Time (SLB Collab)Psyneku2015-07-15 | youtube.com/watch?v=xdzEDVM2TCE[YTP] The Skype Call Derails into a Gay OrgyPsyneku2015-06-29 | This was so fun to make. Skype calls seem to provide plenty of joke potential, thanks to Nick (Fimrod) for recording. Make sure you check out the people in this call, they make good stuff: FaultyRodude - youtube.com/channel/UCu-LvFAl5YdCrCt91p16xTA ChocolateClick - youtube.com/channel/UCFn-4RHB3r0nICDaMuZ3Aeg Fimrod -youtube.com/channel/UCY_fI46dghHdqNCyrjzea5w Obviouslyly - youtube.com/channel/UC6XZhWzisWImmlAiIMdnrXQ Sean - youtube.com/user/Seankeogh1991[YTP Tourney, R1] Spongebob is Diagnosed With SyphilisPsyneku2015-06-27 | Round 1 of KuluOtaku's YTP tournament.
Music: Vitalic - Stamina Gramatik - Hit That Jive Kitsune² - Avast Your AssCaught Jerking PSAPsyneku2015-06-11 | And that's how you use scare tactics to stop kids from jerking their chicken.[YTP] The Michael Rosen Rapid Shut Down of Your ArgumentPsyneku2015-05-30 | May have drawn some title inspiration from ChickenPika. This filler took at least an hour longer than I intended. Back to saving my grades.
Music: Alice in Chains - Angry Chair Linkin Park - Faint Scissor Sisters - Filthy / GorgeousFlight Of The TimblebeePsyneku2015-05-26 | Two fad responses on one day, aren't you lucky. This one is awesome though, thanks Sean. Here's the playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6ianQondmsD-PNa33OisiXJ7gd_qI8qrt͟a҉̴̧k͘͏e ̸a c̨̛̀lo̧s̨͞͡e̵r̢̧ ͢lǫok ̷at ̛́t͢h̶̸͠a͜҉t́ ̷́s̡̕n̛͞ǫ͠͝ut̨̧̀Psyneku2015-05-26 | I give you glitch, the biggest killjoy to humorous fads. Good practise nonetheless. If I had an alt account then this would be there, but I don't.[YTP] Michael Rosen Fondles a Bear after Murdering David Cameron (2K Subscribers Special)Psyneku2015-05-21 | Damn that was quick, thank you all very much - you guys are awesome.
Music: a-ha - Take On Me Kool & The Gang - Celebration Inner City - Good Life Sia - Breathe Me Daft Punk - Lose Yourself to Dance Grim Grinning Ghosts (Remix) Justice - Civilisation[YTP] Michaels Genital Trauma (MR69th Birthday Collab)Psyneku2015-05-07 | Full collab: youtube.com/watch?v=yJOC01nd2ms
Music: Bananarama - Cruel Summer Gorillaz - Revolving Doors Marco V - Waiting (For The End)[YTP] ChickenPika Urinates On TheCally56Psyneku2015-04-18 | Another filler. This time pooping some poopers. Special thanks to ChickenPika and Cally for being excellent sources, I wanted this to be longer but I sort of ran out of ideas and exams are looming.[YTP] Ed Miliband Unveils his War Plans on Live TVPsyneku2015-03-29 | A little filler from the 'Battle for Number 10' interview with Ed Miliband. Unfortunately I couldn't be arsed to find a clip of Cameron moving his hand up and down, which would have made the joke apposite. GCSEs are right around the corner, so this'll be my last video until Rosen's 69th Birthday collab.
Music: Phillmore Oakes - Philadelphia ExpressWhen Im SabinePsyneku2015-03-09 | This took much longer to make than I thought, but it was worth it just to say I've contributed to this age old fad. I've grown fondly attached to Mark.
Music: Sporty-O - Let Me Hit It (Audiostalkers Original Mix)survival.mp4Psyneku2015-02-28 | Here's some filler for your empty sandwijizz. I put this thing together in a couple of hours, as a way of putting off important work. It took me until 0:53 to realise what the fuck I was doing with my time.[YTP] Michael Gets Jealous While Ashens Reviews Chocolate Penises (1K Subscribers Special)Psyneku2015-02-20 | choc dic[YTP] Fast Fiddle (10 Seconds of Rosen Collab 2)Psyneku2015-02-05 | Full collab: youtube.com/watch?v=8DO53TSHrKE
Not too happy with this entry myself, but yeah. Great collab overall though. ^^[YTP] Alexander Armstrongs Ultimate Dick PartyPsyneku2015-01-18 | OVER 600 SUBS WUT Sorry for no special, I've been occupied with a few smaller projects recently. But here's a bit of Xander to tide you all over until my next Rosen video. There were a couple of rendering fuck ups in here but I decided they weren't embarrassing enough to warrant a re-rendering.
I found this video a few weeks ago and instantly decided it had to be pooped. I'd love to see some more poops of this, so here's the source: http://youtu.be/uZ3-zCLHzNA
Music: Ageha - Ryu[YTP] Cats, Dogs and MothzPsyneku2015-01-03 | I really wasn't sure how this was going to turn out, but I really need to mix up my sources now and again just to keep things fresh - both for the sake of creativity and all of you. I had a lot of fun making this though, especially the Mad Mothz part - you make a great source! :P
I've been gaining subscribers at a ridiculous rate recently, so I may not be able to get my 500 special out in time - since I haven't even made a start on that and I've almost reached the milestone. Oh and this video is blocked in Germany for some reason. Es tut mir leid! D:
Music: Mat Kearney - Sooner Or Later Breakbot - Lazy Sunday Selecta Mix Kitsune² - Hot One[YTP] Durex and VegasPsyneku2014-11-26 | Sorry for rushing this, but I wanted to get this crappy filler out as soon as I could because I'm not going to have time to do much editing for the next few weeks. It's pretty obvious I was running out of ideas here anyway. :P
Music: Renard - Sinisterrrrrrrr[YTP] Michaels on the Floor ChokingPsyneku2014-11-22 | I suppose this is my Older Rosen debut, since I haven't yet made a poop using the black background sources exclusively. These sources are just as fun, if not more fun, than Younger Rosen, so I'll definitely be doing more. I really like the varied style I adopted here, so I'll probably continue that - since I find it more enjoyable than just doing a story based poop solely with sentence mixing.[YTP] Michael Rosen Embarrasses Himself on PointlessPsyneku2014-11-15 | plums[YTP] Mark Sabine Overdoses on Ecstasy and Suffers a Mental BreakdownPsyneku2014-11-01 | Here's my first attempt at trying to make something original from the Mark Sabine sources. A lot of sex jokes in here, just because they're so easy to make from Mark's dialogue. But I tried to add some random stuff in to balance it out, as well as the YTPMV at the end which took me way longer than it should have - I don't think it turned out quite as badly as my previous ones though.
I'd like to use these sources again because there's a lot potential for being creative in them. So yeah, you may see Mark pop up again sometime in the near future.
Music: Pendulum - Axle Grinder Haddaway - What Is Love[YTP] Michaels Trick or Treating NightmarePsyneku2014-10-28 | One, sloppy, cheesy, Halloween poop with the boring cliches stuck to the bag.
Music: Encounter (SSBB Soundtrack) Kriss Kross - Jump[YTP] A Sticky Situation With May (100 Subscribers Special)Psyneku2014-10-16 | This was due to come out almost a week earlier but I never got the opportunity to finish it off until today. Thank you all for getting me to this ridiculous number so quickly! Videos will be a little slower for a while because I've got an incredibly busy month ahead of me. You can expect to see a different source poop in the next month or so though! _________________________________________________________________________
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. Zack Hemsey - Mind Heist (Inception Soundtrack) Daft Punk - Get Lucky System Of A Down - Science Nihils - Help Our Souls (Urban Contact Remix)[YTP] Michael Goes Deep on Public TransportPsyneku2014-10-01 | I unfortunately had to cut out the final few seconds of the video because the audio didn't render properly, for some reason. So you'll never know what electronic -insert noun here- Michael dashed out faster than.[YTP] Sam Gets Pepper Sprayed While Attempting to Resist ArrestPsyneku2014-09-27 | :([YTP] Michael Reks His Dad While High On Peach SusPsyneku2014-09-14 | I managed to put this together in the space of one weekend. While watching this back I was seriously cringing at how terrible the first YTPMV was. For someone as unskilled as myself I would probably have to dedicate many more hours to actually make it somewhat decent. _________________________________________________________________________
Grand Lord - Narcis Dictionary Young Jeezy - Gangsta Music Pendulum - Set Me On Fire Knife Party - Fire Hive[YTP] The Obscenely Random RapPsyneku2014-09-07 | Despite what I said previously, I procrastinated a lot of work and ended up putting this spin-off rap together. I tried to avoid any copied jokes by making some pretty spontaneous ones that made no sense. I actually think this turned out pretty well, so I hope you all enjoy it. Now I do really need to stop fucking around on Vegas and get my shit together.
The Smashing Pumpkins - Geek U.S.A.[YTP] Michael Ruins Your DayPsyneku2014-09-03 | This is likely going to be my last video for a little while, since I'm now back at school and I only finished this poop because I had already started it in the summer and wanted to get it out before I became too busy to complete it. So yeah, I really do need to be getting on with more 'useful' things.
Eduard Khil - Trololo Song (OfficialNT4L Remix) Crystal Castles - Intimate[YTP] GET OUT ME COCPsyneku2014-08-28 | I noticed that there were very few poops (if any at all) that used this vine as a main source. So I thought I'd see how much I could actually make from it. Consider this more of a filler, since it's pretty short and only took me a couple of hours.