End of the World (Of Warcraft) @phrog801

Nyhm Its coming, the end of the world, and I cant wait...
God its been awhile since I've really spent the time to machinimate a proper movie. I had a lot of fun on this one. Also, super special thanks to Sharm, you did an amazing job girl, this is one of my personal favs. Good to finally work with you, it was a pleasure!

Enjoy!!
-Nyhm

Sharm:
http://www.youtube.com/taintedlore

WoW Music Community:
http://www.youtube.com/wowmusiccommunity

updated 15 years ago

End of the World (Of Warcraft)

Nyhm 2010-11-07 | Its coming, the end of the world, and I cant wait...
God its been awhile since I've really spent the time to machinimate a proper movie. I had a lot of fun on this one. Also, super special thanks to Sharm, you did an amazing job girl, this is one of my personal favs. Good to finally work with you, it was a pleasure!

Enjoy!!
-Nyhm

Sharm:
http://www.youtube.com/taintedlore

WoW Music Community:
http://www.youtube.com/wowmusiccommunity

Hit You With The Blame - A Nyhm WoW Parody

Nyhm 2017-11-10 | You know that guy in the battlegrounds and raids that just have to let you know how they are the only person with any talent and everyone else is bringing them down? Of course you do. Fuck that guy. This ones for you, "that guy."

Thank you to everyone who provided armory links to their characters to appear in the video! If you see yourself in there, I wanna see it in the comments!

And a huge massive extra special thank you to Xuen who poured so much time and effort into making the video. If it wasn't for you, I would have just posted the damn thing without one.

Check out Xuen's other videos (he's quite the PvPer in fact) and twitch channel at:

twitch.tv/xuen
youtube.com/c/xuen
twitter.com/xuenrelicpaws

Enjoy! And when you see "that guy" out there, let them know they have their own song.
-Nyhm

"hit you with the blame"

Warcraft toughguy therapy- part one

You're bad You're bad You're bad- Sub Par Talents!
You're bad You're bad You're bad- This games so easy
You're bad You're bad You're bad- Played since vanilla!
You're bad You're bad You're bad- filthy casual

[Verse 1]
First things first by default,
its never your fault
if the groups gettin salty bout your no-gear alt
shitty deeps, tank keeps gettin greased and the priest
just released because the group is deceased?
Youre gettin frustrated but make no mistake,
it couldnt be something you did
these kids dont know how to play
so open chat and ya say To the group in all caps
"Hellen keller played better this whole group is just crap"
Hold up, man stop..
"you guys are either youre blind youre deaf or just retarded perhaps",
spitted your venom drop the group and repeat,
these losers holding ya back but now they KNOW youre elite.
even though you dead last recounts a liar,
rather solo then spend another minute trying to carry this shit show
Represent yo!
since your WoW's greatest player and the rest just blow

[Chorus]
So if ya gettin 5 capped in Arathi
even though ya road fight and ya dont D
hit the others with the blame (hit the others with the blame)
hit the others with the blame (hit the others with the blame)
And when you playin main tank on a boss fight
healers gettin shanked and then the group wipes
hit the others with the blame (hit the others with the blame)
hit the others with the blame (hit the others with the blame)

[Verse 2]
like you got the gulch on your shoulda,
carrying the flag with no healers, solo.
killin these scrubs, Now ya just chat boastin.
E-go stroking while the rest of us are kick votin,
Respawn in the GY, claimin that their class broken
Cant you see? You aint golden you just outspoken,
match over scoreboard open- your dead last choking,
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Now the lies been exposed,
Bottom of the pack in heals deeps- and killing blows.
Claim your arena ratings huge, and you win all of your duels.
The biggest thing about you, is just the letters you use.
Go and find a mage to conjur you a table for thought,
You think your group sucks and youre so hot? well we dont and youre not

So if ya gettin 5 capped in Arathi
even though ya road fight and ya dont D
hit the others with the blame (hit the others with the blame)
hit the others with the blame (hit the others with the blame)
And when you playin main tank on a boss fight
healers gettin shanked and then the group wipes
hit the others with the blame (hit the others with the blame)
hit the others with the blame (hit the others with the blame)

[Verse 3]
If you spent as much time fighting,
as the engergy expended, in graveyards whining
then maybe we wouldnt be so far behind
so shut your trap online
and fuckin cap the mine
(theres loud-mouths in the house!)
without a doubt
Just let him pout
while we vote to kick him out.
besides we already know how this one ends
no group, no guild, all alone no friends
because youre a disease- a priest should hit you with cleanse
no more chat spammin im so zen Im Xuen
maybe then youll make amends for the folk you offend.
mend a fence and comprehend a way to play some defense
youre a condenscending twat its attention you seek
Just because you talk a lot doesnt make you unique
because the skilled dont got to speak,
they prove theyre leet through tecnique and in the massive havoc they wreak

So if ya gettin 5 capped in Arathi
even though ya road fight and ya dont D
hit the others with the blame (hit the others with the blame)
hit the others with the blame (hit the others with the blame)
And when you playin main tank on a boss fight
healers gettin shanked and then the group wipes
hit the others with the blame (hit the others with the blame)
hit the others with the blame (hit the others with the blame)

Nyhm- War Lock (a WoW Rap God Parody)

Nyhm 2016-09-17 | Been a while! But damn, Legion is so good! So yes- I'm definitely back...

This video was written and recorded a month before the events of the broken shore (RIP Varian! Sorry I threatened you in my song! I didn't know at the time!). I sat on this song forever waiting for WoW model viewer to update to Legion, which at this time it still hasn't. So I decided to just film it all in game and put the video together like that because I'm an impatient blood elf.

Anyway, Damn it's good to be back! More to come (I already have at least one more song already recorded right now..)

Feels great to be back...
-Nyhm

Mythic Rap Battles of Azeroth: Peon Vs. Peasant

Nyhm 2016-01-23 | I had to... It made me laugh. I added subtitles via YouTube (so click the CC button on the vid)
-Nyhm

Come hang out! twitch.tv/nyhmtv

Lyrics-
Peon:

Zug zug, time to harvest me a peasant
I'm ready to work, and its not gonna be pleasant
so trot off to the forest, there's an oak that needs hewing
while your wife calls for me cause someone need doing

you looking at me like i'm a piece of pork
you not poking me, redneck, me not that kinda orc!
so work work polish armor till it shines
all I need is my pick for this hick because hes Mine

Peasant:

I'm ready to work, Dis orcie gettin punted
like the unwanted hunchback from 300
a horse kicked me once... it hurt
way more than your verse, dabu isn't a word

gonna beat you worse than your own orcs, right -o!
you slave in the mud, while I plow with the hoes
and my wife wouldn't touch you, disfigured and green
What is it? not like no orc I've ever seen..

Peon:

whaaat me busy, leave me alone
we diggin ally graves out in the crossroads
So what you want? no peasant gonna win
when us peons pass gas we call it stormwind

No time for play for peons okie dokie?
Back away from the sheep, cut out the pokey pokey
orcie say kill a peasant? I be happy to
blizzard even had a peon holiday in EU

Peasant:

You dig in the mud with bare hands, i mine gold
I'm paid for my work, you get beaten and sold
I create castles out of stone when I work
Your entire horde lives in huts made of dirt

what, more work? You cant take me on
off i go then i got something to peon
i can convert into militia to be empowered
but even wowpedia calls you a coward

G-Kick Nyhm, Gigi, Sharm

Nyhm 2015-11-14 | Sorry about the 3-4 year wait on this one... my fault lol

Also, if you're watching this right after I upload, join us on twitch.tv/nyhmtv for the live stream starting at 10pm eastern!

Follow me:
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Nyhm 2015-11-12 | ...

Pandaria

Nyhm 2012-04-06 | So back in November, right after Blizzcon 2011, I wrote this song. Summer and I recorded it a week later. I decided to let someone else do the vid, but life being unexpected as it is, it got delayed... a LOT.

6 Months later, and with no vid still, I decided to just put out what we have. If I ever get the completed video for this, i'll post it. I didn't want to release this song without a video, but I liked it so we decided to anyhow.

This was written when the Pandaria idea was first released, and there was a lot of debate at the time about it. The community was split, half seemed to embrace it, while the other half seemed to hate it. This isn't our view on the expansion, rather just us taking sides and fighting it out to mirror the community at the time.

I wish I could have released this 6 months ago ;)

Anyhow, enjoy
-Nyhm

Cocky

Nyhm 2011-07-24 | A Nyhm Original
(not a parody of anything, dont ask!!)

As heard on Wizzin in the Moonwell- Ep 2

Enjoy!
-Nyhm

This is Halloween

Nyhm 2010-11-01 | A Huge collaboration that I was lucky to take part in.
Guest Starring:
Teagen The Rogue
Oxhorn
Nyhm
Jesse Cox
Kamuraki
Sharm of Azeroth
Ravenslyphe
Ariel Rodgers
Ghenki
Quixotica
Gigi
Wick
Dan "Orgrath"
Candace McCarty
Propostris
Bloodvein
WoPairs
Ian "Deuce" Boyle

Happy Halloween Everyone!!
-Nyhm

Cataclysm (Gonna Be)

Nyhm 2010-10-04 | Yes folks. Im all Horde again. I gave those allies their shot, and I couldnt help but come back to my red and black.

For the Horde!!
-Nyhm

(its gonna be a Cataclysm) I swear that ive been here before
prince arthas is dead deathwing is reborn
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) new races new places to play
new content still the same damn game
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) I swear that ive been here before
prince arthas is dead deathwing is reborn
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) new races new places to play
new content still the same damn game

They call you kingslayer master over the frozen waste
Arthas no longer a player fordragons chosen his place
youve got your epic tier whatever so many ive lost track
blizzards busy gettin ready to retake your life back
Mechatorque says 12.7 percent
that azeroth could see a cataclysmic event
but is that what he meant? or could it just be a piece
a misconstruing clue for you to prove the date of release!

Azeroth has been reskinned and finished this time around
even decided to apply the upper sides of the towns
good thing- we're flying back to where we've already been
gonna buy an expack and run deadmines again!!
Thats right- and shadowfang the ones you used to adore
they thought you'd like pay to play that content a little more
but i- already paid- for those dungeons before
included in the box i bought in 2 thousand and four

(its gonna be a Cataclysm) I swear that ive been here before
prince arthas is dead deathwing is reborn
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) new races new places to play
new content still the same damn game
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) I swear that ive been here before
prince arthas is dead deathwing is reborn
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) new races new places to play
new content still the same damn game

Worgen fight for the alliance how does that fit the lore?
but no team jacob's gonna make up for the might of the horde
so we'll accept the goblin help and cut these little welps down
even though goblins have only flown our ships untill now
But im still red and the black- running ahead of the pack
makin sure to keep your puppies caged up in the back
I guess its kinda fitting- allies getting bitches to play
but if you see me in the BGs? SIT! Staaaaaay..

enjoy your epics theyll be vendored here soon
all your raiding down to nothing all in one afternoon
Spawn camping NPCs- because theyre never alive
when 11 million people need level eighty five
you say they made- wrath EZ mode to make it main stream
Cata should include a helmet, if you know what i mean
Remove the specs and the stats and any com-plexities
to keep these re-re's- progressing fast by mashing the keys

(its gonna be a Cataclysm) I swear that ive been here before
prince arthas is dead deathwing is reborn
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) new races new places to play
new content still the same damn game
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) I swear that ive been here before
prince arthas is dead deathwing is reborn
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) new races new places to play
new content still the same damn game

Deathwings up on the cover- bet hes not in the game
you know its gonna be a year before he's spittin the flames
claim that he's- the antagonist that we gotta take down
how long- after wrath- before they opened icecrown?
according to the lore- the aspect of the black
was practically defeated by the human rhonin way back
now the demon soul is gone defeated lost and deceased
yet hes still- twice as strong as emo arthas at least

but in a year- deathwing'll be a smoldering mess
where will we go then from there? guess well take out sargeres
when the aspects titans and old gods are no more
Theyll have us fighting jesus christ in 37.4
Im a sarcastic ass - ill do this year after year
but ill keep playing cause their artists making beautiful gear
And ill bitch and complain and say whatever i please
but they know ill still be in line for the midnight release

(its gonna be a Cataclysm) I swear that ive been here before
prince arthas is dead deathwing is reborn
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) new races new places to play
new content still the same damn game
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) I swear that ive been here before
prince arthas is dead deathwing is reborn
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) new races new places to play
new content still the same damn game

Girl Gamer

Nyhm 2010-10-04 | An original Nyhm song ft Gigi and machinimated by WoPairs. You have to watch out for these gamer gals, they're never as innocent as they seem....

100k! HURRAY!!
-Nyhm

The Cake

Nyhm 2010-09-14 | I know I've been gone forever and im in a creative mood lately so I thought id give ya another quickie. You guys have already started to show me your support as soon as I made that soundclick account, and I wanted to prove that im not kidding, I'll keep making stuff for you guys a lot more often than I was.

And yes, there will be videos again, I just need to get my hands on a video camera, Im thinking about doing some live video instead of game footage.
Should be good for a laugh..

-Nyhm

Lyrics:

Attention Attention Patient 1337 has escaped
I repeat patient 1337 has escaped. Use of full
force has been authorized,return the patient by
any means necessary.

Verse 1

Back when games came on floppy drive or 3.5
On my atari mom im sorry though im barely alive
i wont be able to play with any legos today
gettin this frog across traffic to a log where its safe
loot obsessed Ive roleplayed mages ever since i was 2
eating games like they were fruit with 20 ghosts in persuit
stacking so many lives I chastize the undead
and fantasize about ms pacman givin me head

Tunnel Runner was the joint, like 3D in the 80s
now i level up a toon or level tanks with RPG's
asteroids aint no thang for this triangular craft
and i could sid meyers pirate blindfolded on a raft
Your girl says your faster than a sonic spin
but she love me cause im hard like ninja gaiden
makin jumps but fuckin birdies always get in the way
she makes like missle command, then she blows me away

Chorus

off my meds and headed back into the maniac mansion
worse than day of the tenticle hentai if your askin
with more rhymes than time it takes a duke nukem to make
no mistake nyhm is back aint no lie thats the cake
ladies and gentleman the BFG has entered the room
IDDQD Godly like were playing some doom
and ill need the keycard before im lettin you past
in this door here im Altair lyrical master assasin

Verse 2

cant ya'll see? your base already belong to me
helicopter my peter like im in street fighter 3
and im beating the living shit out of Chun Li
What kinda message is this supposed to be sending to me?
Konami? I mean capcom, maybe ill cap on the jap-on-ese
for making games with lessons like these
yea the volleyball sucks but check the breast jiggalies
you cant call me a racist im best friends with Vivi!!

from final fantasy and hes the blackest of mages
kickin face with roller blades every time the street rages
remove the ladders everytime my sims take a swim
kinda psycho like psy-crow and earthworm Jim
hanging out with mario chain chompin on shrooms
get excited every time hermine rides on a broom
maybe ive been insane in my mother brain all along
everybody grab your joystick and sing the damn song

Chorus

off my meds and headed back into the maniac mansion
worse than day of the tenticle hentai if your askin
with more rhymes than time it takes a duke nukem to make
no mistake nyhm is back aint no lie thats the cake
ladies and gentleman the BFG has entered the room
IDDQD Godly like were playing some doom
and ill need the keycard before im lettin you past
in this door here im Altair lyrical master assasin

Verse 3

You kiddies these days claimin your all hardcore
always braggin while your fraggin n teabaggin the floor
always jumpin around shootin like your on riddalin
let this original gamer remind ya where i've been
savin worlds with one button and a stick without joy
atari was a training device just desguised as a toy
No continues, no respawns and only 3 fuckin lives
no saves no memory cards and no way to revive

always Running right forever cause the game never quit
just screen after screen it was enough to commit
the lesser of us into quite critical treatment
upon release we'd head right back in until we're finishin it
So next time you wanna face me in a starcraft match
or think youve got what it takes to even give me a scratch
remember i've got more game than electronics botique
better dust up on your aim because your shooting is weak

Chorus

off my meds and headed back into the maniac mansion
worse than day of the tenticle hentai if your askin
with more rhymes than time it takes a duke nukem to make
no mistake nyhm is back aint no lie thats the cake
ladies and gentleman the BFG has entered the room
IDDQD Godly like were playing some doom
and ill need the keycard before im lettin you past
in this door here im Altair lyrical master assasin

Piracy!

Nyhm 2010-09-11 | OMG....I've had WAAAAY too much caffeine!!!!!
-Nyhm

The terror of the binary seas has arrived
with a few terrabytes of blank hard drive
hoist up the jolly roger and mutiny
were plundering the internet sea
pieces of 8 gigabytes in size
belay the antivirus so you dont capsize
and give no quarter all my privateer thieves
Im the quartermaster of the high speed seeds

Hit up a p2p then heave to
yo ho ho is practically yahoo
why would i ever buy DVD's?
a pirates life is the life for me

Dont need a sail dont mind the currents
im on the interwebs leeching your torrents
Yo ho Hoes and some MP3s
Everybody loves a little piracy
Aint got a boat I aint got a peg leg
i got a whole boat load of your MPEGS
Bury my booty all on a Re-
writable disc because its piracy

they call me captain jackin all my files online
downloading a stack of AVI's not mine
not gonna give em back no surprise cause I
live a scallywag life of pirate crime
Up at the helm im a real corsair
sing this shanty song while I steal software
pay heed to the code all my buccaneer brutes
maybe youll get a share of commandeered loot

go on account and raise up a tankard
click on a link come about weigh anchor
Captain Ulrich brought about a disaster
ran a shot right across the bow, sank napster

If you see captain Ulrich never parlay
make him walk the plank via CD tray

Dont need a sail dont mind the currents
im on the interwebs leeching your torrents
Yo ho Hoes and some MP3s
Everybody loves a little piracy
Aint got a boat I aint got a peg leg
i got a whole boat load of your MPEGS
bury my booty all on a on a Re-
writable disc because its piracy

Hit up a p2p then heave to
yo ho ho is practically yahoo
and why would i ever wanna buy CDs?
a pirates life is the life for me

Im a rap-scallion gonna make like a kraken
copy protection's gonna get cracked in
everybody prepare for the plunder and looting
fire in the hole my computers rebooting
100 megabyte pornography pics
hard drive overloaded jpegs and gifs
shes a yo ho ho so when nobodies around
im swabbin my deck while she blow the man down

Dont need a sail dont mind the currents
im on the interwebs leeching your torrents
Yo ho Hoes and some MP3s
Everybody loves a little piracy
Aint got a boat I aint got a peg leg
i got a whole boat load of your MPEGS
Bury my booty all on a Re-
writable disc because its piracy

Got hundreds of hours of tv- whole seasons
copies of shows that i hate- no reason
dont even like most of the games- im seizen
still Gonna need some CDs to put these in
Weigh the anchor and hoist up the mizzen
youll prolly pirate this after you listen
So sing along now if youre savvy
everybody loves a little piracy

If You Could Be

Nyhm 2010-06-09 | Hey all,

How about a new vid? This one is actually an original (not a parody of anything since I know I'll be asked) done by Gigi, Nation, Dem, and myself with machinima by Zharkan16.

If you could be any class IRL for one day, what would YOU choose?

Enjoy!
-Nyhm

Rollin Gnomes

Nyhm 2010-04-23 | Heh.

I know im gonna get flamed for this one but screw it, I think its funny. Ive spent years destroying the Alliance in these videos I think I owe em at least this.

Bring on the flames!
-Nyhm

Cant Pug KZ (Re-Recorded)

Nyhm 2010-04-23 | Another thing I wanted to do was clean up my 2nd track, Cant Pug KZ. While at least i didnt pitch shit my voice in the original, there was so much background noise, microphone pops, and just generally monotone singing. While im still no singer, this is a vast improvement from the original in audio. Again, no video, but an improvement in audio quality nonetheless.

-Nyhm

(Still) So OP

Nyhm 2010-04-23 | One of the things Ive wanted to do forever is re-record my first song, Just So OP. The original sounded really bad, even to me, but it was my first shot at this kind of thing. I've learned a lot since then so I wanted to clean it up a bit. I wanted to change some pitch issues in a few parts but im going to just release it as is for the time being. No matter what its an improvement from the original IMO.

Heres a new recording for "Just So OP"

-Nyhm

Nerf you

Nyhm 2009-12-20 | It happens to us all at some point. Fear teh Nerf Bat

-Nyhm

Nerf You

seems every patch from blizzard that scratches your rogue or wizard,
lose a couple of percents and you never know what to do
Your trade rants are annoying so everyone just ignores em
then you head out to the forums and start yellin for a blue
because your digi phallus was shrunk in the name of balance
you just have to spread your malice even though you know its true
so go and work your mining act like a bitch and keep whining
now that you aint OP it seems like your winning streak is through
Far as I can recall you laughed and said just shrug it off
when my class was gettin nerfed but now the bat has come for you
it seems your strategy of just mashin on all the keys
doesnt work anymore now im laughing every time you lose
why not just blame the game though like you did with your nintendo
claimin your controller broke so your ego wont get a bruise
cause man its just your time you were just the next one in line
but dont worry every patch another class just has to get screwed

(Hook)
Now every time your findin yourself feared stunlocked or blinded
or face a bubbled up pally and hate their immunity
despite how much you trollin at all these no skilled face rollin
players maybe you should S T F U and then L 2 P

(Chorus Nyhm)
cause Everyone on earth hides when the blizzard goes a nerfin
when they leave your toon a worthless somone gotta find a blue
cause Everyone on earth hides when the blizzard goes a nerfin
But i think its about time you got knocked down a peg or two

(Chourus Sorrea )
cause they Nerfed you.....
Your shitty class needs a blue
cause they nerfed you.....
you got knocked down a peg or two.... then

Verse 2

you start to favor the games newest monthly flavor
just like all your classes players and decide to start anew
You level for awhile the new toon is versitile
but meanwhile buh-blizzard smiles, and a new patch is persued
Shoulda seen it comin but you were just havin fun and
ru ru runnin through every dungeon you got invited to
But then in just a few days we get a new content tuesday
and your toon gets overhauled cause the balance is overdue
now you Might as well delete it your new toon just cant compete and
as the cycle is repeated a new flavor is debuted
the forums once again are all a-flamin heads are spinnin
from these wars but blizzards grinnin thanks for playin drive on through
so hunters keep on huntin and rogues you just keep on stunnin
Shamans still aint all that fun but you keep shamaninin too
when your class get "upgrading" your no longer picked for raiding
please shut up with your nerd raging and just quietly QQ

(Hook)
Now every time your findin yourself feared stunlocked or blinded
or face a bubbled up pally and hate their immunity
despite how much you trollin at all these no skilled face rollin
players maybe you should S T F U and then L 2 P

(Chorus Nyhm)
cause Everyone on earth hides when the blizzard goes a nerfin
when they leave your toon a worthless somone gotta find a blue
cause Everyone on earth hides when the blizzard goes a nerfin
But i think its about time you got knocked down a peg or two

(Chourus Sorrea)
cause they Nerfed you.....
your shitty class needs a blue
cause they nerfed you.....
you got knocked down a peg or two....

World of Warcraft nerfed you
World of Warcraft nerfed you

Grind

Nyhm 2009-09-28 | Remember that song I told you Summergale and I started months ago?

We finally did too. We finished it up this weekend, and here it is!

A parody of Busta Rhymes "Break Ya Neck"

Enjoy
-Nyhm

(shameless book link)
http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/upside-downside-up/7702245

Lyrics

Check it out, see,
the only thing you need to do right here is,
just grind your freakin' bar!
Grind your freakin' bar, playas!

Here we go now
Here we goin' now
Here we goin' now
Grind it away, grind it away, grind it away now
Grind it away, grind it away, grind it away now
Just grind it away, playa!

Check it out now
[Verse 1]
Tell me what you gamers wanna do (level man)
Grind wit a playa, grind wit me
Just grab your little bitty sword and play this ditty
Killing mobs by the packs in the AOE
If you really wanna level, kill some mobs
Take a tip, pull 'em green like it's a robbery
Else your hitpoints gone and ya MP gone
Like the prom queen you'll be droppin' rapidly
(Come on) Come on (Come on) Oh yea Tell me where the monster be at (Oh no!)
Wearin' a dress damn right I still grind
In a caster gown and the chicks on my staff (Oh Nyhm!)
XP Bar, y'all playas grind all day
Like a kid in a shop
Y'all playas know every time I grind blues
I'm killin' monsters, the NPCs and the pop
(Someone explain me this)
Y'all playas know when we low killin' pigs in the slop
They reskin it on top call it elite it gotta stop...(pause)
No money, so no respec for me
All my playas got mad respect for me
Everybody be levelin', drop that quest
And grind that neverending bar with me

[Chorus]
Just level to this gamester track
And watch the XP stack
Recline yo' seat, no time fo' sleep
Complete that bar and then repeat

So nod yo' head and
Grind that bar playa
Grind that bar playa
Grind that bar playa
Grind that bar until you level
Grind that bar playa
Grind that bar playa
Grind that bar playa
Grind that bar

[Verse 2]
Move along now. That bar is ground playa!
When I rez back 'cuz ya know I done ground ta death
Y'all gamers all know how it is
When ya bang out a level and a fresh bar greets with a laugh
(Forty five, DING!!) Just be quiet boy, ain't no need to announce
We can't congratulate a playa with a name that no one here can pronounce
Go level up jus' a little an' be bigger every time
A noob figure he's bigger but he's little 'n' small (uh huh)
And the way we grindin' and creepin'
Real playas never log we jus' stall
I said GRIND (Come on!)
In the day time and the night when ya playin' along
Well just bang this track up on ya comp
Put the nubs in check while another sucker beggin ta know
See the way we speed right through (when we speed right through)
We always be dingin' a lot, again and again
And make a playa neva wanna stop {*Pause*}
Betta hide yo' orcs, yo' sheeps
All my playas put yo' grindin suits on
And gather up your guildies playa
You know you gotta get yo groups on
All my gamers wit' the pace (aiyyo!)
Wave them staves high now, and the way we grind it out
Make a playa wanna give the game another try now
Whatchu really wanna do?
Not break a sweat, and level slowly like ya blind, kid? (ah hoo)
All my playas double click break yo' keyboard and keep on grindin'

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
When I go toe to toe with the grind, I be holdin' a sword
In the woods and I'm choppin' it down
Killin' everything, moving level like an elevator
Me 'n' Summergale killin' every gator around
(To level UP!!) Yeah, I'm up
Health is green like I'm Link 'cuz you know I done potted it up
I'd whack a seal wit a club
Again if it respawns, long as I'm levelin' up
And I'd kill a little swine! and I'd kill a little monk!
And I'd kill a little skunk! (Come on!)
It'll give ya playas some shit
That'll make you wanna port to sell yo' junk (Come on!)
No money, so no respec for me
All my playas got mad respect for me
Everybody be levelin', drop that quest
And grind that neverending bar with me

WoW Cypher (pt 3)

Nyhm 2009-04-19 | Abandonation started it..
http://www.youtube.com/abandonationz

Then decision called me out
http://www.youtube.com/DecisionMusic

I warned him =)

Demineon, your next...
http://www.youtube.com/DemineonZ

-Nyhm

Honor Kills (Featuring A6)

Nyhm 2009-04-18 | Watch this in HD and on Full Screen for Maximum Pleasure!

A6 (the group):
http://www.youtube.com/Azerothian6

Decision (The Pally):
http://www.youtube.com/DecisionMusic

Nyhm (The Warlock):
http://www.youtube.com/phrog801

Abandonation (The Rogue):
http://www.youtube.com/AbandonationZ

Demineon (The Druid turned Death Knight):
http://www.youtube.com/DemineonZ

RedEye (The Warrior/ The God amongst Machinimators):
http://www.youtube.com/user/RedEyeLobine

Gigi: (The Hunter)
http://www.youtube.com/jljarrar

Lyrics:
[Chorus]
I'm sick of all this raiding
well Screw arena rating
But nothing compares
To pursueing all these honor kills
I'm done with all these dailys
and auction house trading
But nothing compares
To pursueing all these honor kills

[Decision]
Cool, guild downed archavon
With a couple of healers inside or gone
It's Mr. Deci with a heal up his sleeve
Crawl up on you like a murloc steez..
I can't describe the gear I get
When I roll agianst 6 people
And damn i missed..
Ah shit
the ret got it..
fuckkin dick
just look at spec real quick
Honor Kills make me hallucinate
Then I Grind till I own all the dwarfy fakes..
so they ask holy DPS? whats happenin(xylan)
just another alliance kid tryna rap again
So crit, crit, c'mon crit
I said c'mon crit
Everybody in warsong just laugh a bit..
No at xylan, dumbass, hes shit..
We rock crits, better ask around
always have GIGI to track u down
Gnomey, your team is loosin now
just reroll horde or alt f4 out..

[Nyhm]

screw HKs you know its on
when i start killin kiddies down in gnomeregan
and your done when i run with demineon
waitin at the GY for when your ass respawn
startin wars in southshore triggerin alarms
its like a nooby farm
just havin fun, run son you been outdone
and now abandon got you locked with stun
"silly Nyhm i bet you thought you won
but your gonna die when our mains log on"
allies acting stupid
hit his 55 mage in the face
with a few shadowbolt crits (eeeeeew)
Maybe i gank too much (uh huh)
but greys drop in one touch (uh huh)
tanks huntard shamans n priests
charge the GY he released!!

[Chorus]
I'm sick of all this raiding
well Screw arena rating
But nothing compares
To pursueing all these honor kills
I'm done with all these dailys
and auction house trading
But nothing compares
To pursueing all these honor kills

[Decision]
Hordey cousins
lvl 80
baby, yah..
we grind all day-yee
That's why the alliance
hate us and they hate each other
cuz we gonna take um to bg's
and we gonna own them
Crittin, crittin crittin crittin crittin, i dunno

[Gigi]
Top Kills
Kills I top
Top your kills
with dragonhawk
wipe your crew and Ill be your mop
Thought it was amusing to make your e-peen flop
I wanna, shoot away
Like im in an arcade
And zombies keep coming like the underpaid
Feinding financial aid
Look for a bloke to smoke
No oki dok
You pack up your head with hope
(cough)
Or is that ganja smoke?
Coming at me like that like real bad joke
Ahh, poor baby
Victim of my KB's
Now Frosty wont need a snack
(You're crazy!)

[Abandonation]
Did someone say gonja smoke?
Nah I'm jokin' pass me that gnome to choke
I'll show him the ropes and lure him with emotes
An HK earned this is Murder that He Wrote
I dual wield blades like dudes of Bushido
Your AFK I'll dot you with Hemo
Better call the paramedics I think you need cemo
NATION WHY YOU DO THAT?
You sound like Emo
Gut you like a fish and I don't mean Nemo
Maybe I do mean Nemo whatever hoe
Am I really ODin' off of honor kills?
Thank God I'll never think of poppin' pills

[Chorus]
I'm sick of all this raiding
well Screw arena rating
But nothing compares
To pursueing all these honor kills
I'm done with all these dailys
and auction house trading
But nothing compares
To pursueing all these honor kills

[Demineon]
caped in points
and still i kill
honer points are just for thrills
i be critin critin critin critin
till it blurs ya vision
no need for permission
i slice with pefect precision
i charge immision for entering my battleground without consonance
i come from another dimension
my rhymes they will make u listen
so effcient affically make u pay attention to
what im bout to do is
school u nub alli-ance kids
in the fundamentals of pvp

[Chorus]
I'm sick of all this raiding
well Screw arena rating
But nothing compares
To pursueing all these honor kills
I'm done with all these dailys
and auction house trading
But nothing compares
To pursueing all these honor kills

[Decision]
Hordey cousins
lvl 80
baby, yah..
we grind all day-yee
That's why the alliance
hate us and they hate each other
cuz we gonna take um to the bg's
and gonna own them
Crittin, crittin crittin crittin crittin, i dunno

Pwnage Like Us - (Featuring Nyhm, Gigi, & Druidboyz)

Nyhm 2009-02-22 | Call it an Encore.

I told you I had one last trick up my sleeve. Call it a goodbye from Nyhm and a hello from Gigi and the Druidboyz.

Id just like to give a big thank you to Gigi, Dem, & Abandon for the awesome song and it must be known that I did not make the video for this one, it was made by a 5th person who goes by Quix0tica. Bravo I am impressed all around in what we accomplished here.

I am going to miss being a part of this game (both the WoW and Machinima game) and id like to thank all of you one more time for the support ive always gotten throughout the last few years. Hopefully Ive left behind something that you can continue to enjoy even though ill be gone.

without further adieu

Enjoy!
-Nyhm

Holy (Priest)

Nyhm 2009-01-11 | Heres one for the most underappreciated and most needed class in World of Warcraft. The Priest. Thanks for all the times you "kept me up" when I was about to go down.

Hope ya like it!
-Nyhm

Lyrics:

speccin for that damage netherweave bandage and mage drink
still your raid sink, stop think twink raiders
all my horde players
losing limbs to them hooligans from stormwind
dead right, wanna win fights holy priest invite
healin crews through long as the manas blue
big renews, resurects too for noobs who
break sheep and screw us
mobs run thorugh us
now they want to cuss, wana discuss blame us flame us
then ask us for buffs
you want vampiric touch, thats too much
can a priest be any more OP tankin in BGs easily
thankfully alchemy for notions for my mana potions so
I just play the priest, die release hopin for a clothie piece
Int increase
holy the only one wanted
i want a group i got it
flash healin tanks yea Im on it

Holy Holy Holy cant you see
hitpoints are droppin on the MT
And theres no soulstone on the priest
we'll wait for a rez while you release

Holy Holy Holy cant you see
hitpoints are droppin on the MT
And theres no soulstone on the priest
we'll wait for a rez while you release

I pull all those who Die back up from the GY
If the tank DCs the mobs come for me
All DPS pull aggro cause stress
hunters get shitty when i dont heal thier kitty
nobody takes pity, i wanna go shadow spec
MCin shamans, right off of the cliffs
in arathi, laughing, when they go splat
cant see through group wispers that spam my chat
so grab priest first dps Last
get full health on these tanksters then mind blast
at last, a boss's droppin blunt weps with dodge
fists with claws, and more plate gaunts, finally a clothie drop
and I lose it to a druid
hes specced feral, says hed use it
need roll abusin, and now im choosin
not to heal you when your life is losin
my gear ,all tp, I drop from 1 hit see
bitching and bitching, man I shoulda been a pally

Holy Holy Holy cant you see
hitpoints are droppin on the MT
And theres no soulstone on the priest
we'll wait for a rez while you release

Holy Holy Holy cant you see
hitpoints are droppin on the MT
And theres no soulstone on the priest
we'll wait for a rez while you release

I can hit you wit a P O M crit
Pots on CD, mana be, full to empty quickly
lucky that we still won
the group still run run the group still run
I know they saw me sit eat man-a biscuit
to re-gen but their still pullin shit
im sick of this, you think its easy?
But this much disdains hard to obtain
refrain next time you think of healing
bars of blue and red is all that im seein
no feelin in my eyes im not blinkin
still it dont sink in, that I should re-roll
here we go, rez em all up slowly
wait untill the buffs all showing, tanks up were going
watch thier anger growing, lucky they dont know me
why'd I specced holy? homie

Holy Holy Holy cant you see
hitpoints are droppin on the MT
And theres no soulstone on the priest
we'll wait for a rez while you release

Holy Holy Holy cant you see
hitpoints are droppin on the MT
And theres no soulstone on the priest
we'll wait for a rez while you release

Warlock-Destro-Burn

Nyhm 2009-01-10 | (re-posted: Added Original bands name to video, credit where credit is due)

This is what happens when the servers are still down on a friday evening. I get board and record goofy songs. I made this entire thing in about an hour dont expect much.

And I didnt feel like making a video for this one, but Ive gotten a lot of great fan art since I started making movies, this seemed like a good time to share them with everyone.

Now cmon, bring the servers back up blizz..

-Nyhm

A Parody of the song "Fire Water Burn" by the Bloodhound Gang. (love this band)

BTW Madcow forums are back up! Check out www.madcow-studios.com

And Yes that picture at the end is me. Duh? Why would I post some random guys picture on the video.

Artwork done by: Kiri, Miracula, and Oakan

Twas the Morning of Patch Day ( A WoW Xmas poem)

Nyhm 2008-12-24 | Merry Xmas from Madcow Studios!!

And to cull the rampaging questions, I wrote this when I was playing my DK. Turns out there was indeed a "death knight spree" and the guild I raid with really has no need for another death knight. So I went back to my warlock. (I missed him anyhow)

-Nyhm (The Warlock) (Again...)

My Name is Nyhm

Nyhm 2008-06-29 | Ive been sitting on this song for awhile now, finally decided to get it done.

Its a parody of "My name is" by Eminem

Enjoy
-Nyhm

In Memory

Nyhm 2008-04-06 | In memory of Dandalyn of Alleria who recently passed away. We will all miss you.

Please show respect for the deceased before commenting on this video.

Lyrics,Vocals by: Summergale
Video,Editing: Nyhm

Assassinate

Nyhm 2008-03-14 | A MadCow production

I hide alot when Im online and play a lot of Alts. lately Ive been all about my rogue. I really enjoy the class, and I had to make a song just for them.

So rogues, I know youve begged for a song for awhile now...

Its your turn.

-Nyhm

EDIT: By the way, a lot of people seem to think this video was trying to start something with the Druidboyz. That was never the intention as I respect those guys and think they are very talented. There is no wow rap war (i cant even say that without laughing) so stop trying to provoke one.

Id rather work with them then against them.

For the Horde!

Pretty Fly (For a Draenei)

Nyhm 2008-03-02 | I was reading some warcraft lore and stumbled across the history of the Draenei. After reading it I was left with a sense that they were nothing but a race of people constantly running from danger. And then I wrote a song about em =P

Hope you Like

Its a Parody of
"Pretty Fly for a White Guy"
By the Offspring.

-Nyhm

Just Loot It

Nyhm 2008-01-26 | Heres a movie that I made for the Escapist Magazine/Warcry. Most of you have prolly already seen it before but im uploading here for my own archive puposes, and to keep them all together in one place.

Sorry about the poor Video quality, I cant do anything about this one.

Check out the Escapist Magazine @
http://www.escapistmagazine.com

The Molten Chorus

Nyhm 2007-11-15 | Another short time killer between music videos.

I always wondered what the old world bosses did now that we have forgotten them. Im betting its something like this. Poor guys.

Youll see another "real" movie soon.
-Nyhm

Yesterday
We were everybodies favorite raid
But the heroes no longer invade
now that they have burning crusade

Suddenly
Everybodies level seventy
we have a shorter life expectancy
and all our loot just gets DE'd

Hard Like Heroic

Nyhm 2007-11-07 | Another Madcow Production

This is a little song about video games... Sorta..

And yes boys, Summergale is back in this one!! You are welcome.

M.A.G.E

Nyhm 2007-09-23 | Video #6 A tribute to the Mage class in World of Warcraft. I have never played a mage before, but I made it as accurate as I could.

As always, I had fun making it, I hope you have fun watching it.

-Nyhm

Ni Hao (A Gold Farmers Story)

Nyhm 2007-08-22 | Same video, Higher Quality.

Ni Hao (A Gold Farmers Story)

Nyhm 2007-08-22 | Madcow studios presents our 4th Music video.

Super-Compressed version Ill get a better version up soon.

Parody of the song "Smack That" by Akon

30 Seconds of Bliss-Epic!

Nyhm 2007-08-12 | Just a little goofing around between music videos.

Next one is coming soon!

Death-Knight Spree

Nyhm 2007-08-09 | Here it is, The third video in my parody series.

Death-Knight Spree

Uses music from Eminems- Without me

Enjoy it, i worked really hard on this one.

And if you dont get some of the Jokes, head over to warcraftmovies.com im pickin on a lot of the movies ppl posted there.

Thanks a lot for all the comments!

Other movies:
Just so OP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c577KOCwf9g

Cant PuG KZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnMRynchdTY

Just So OP (a warlock music video)

Nyhm 2007-07-15 | Warcraft forums are always flooded with whiners talking about how Overpowered the Warlock class is in World of Warcraft.

This is My response.

And yes, I know I cant sing. =)

Edit: New video UP!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnMRynchdTY