Uploaded July 2015 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

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**LYRICS**

Well I heard that you've been wondering
How I'm getting along
I guess that you think I can't make it
With you gone

I don't want you to worry
Don't loose you any sleep
But a man called long distance this morning
Said they're thinking about putting me

On the cover of the USA Today
Story of heartbreaking pain
Picture of the loneliest man they claim
In the USA today

Well I don't sleep in the night time
Darkness reminds me of you
I lost a pound since last Tuesday
I couldn't stand to loose a few

I don't believe I'm too bad
People say I look fine
The man from the paper seems happy
Says I'm bigger than the latest crime

On the cover of the USA Today
Story of heartbreaking pain
Picture of the loneliest man they claim
In the USA today

So if you're concerned and trubbled
Think you're hurting me
Don't you worry cause this little thing called loosing you
Has made a big man out of me

I'm on the cover of the USA Today
Story of heartbreaking pain
Picture of the loneliest man they claim
In USA today