Why is your report card on the ceiling?! Elijah Kelley 2026-09-23 | Why is your report card on the ceiling?!
Eyo, come look at this Elijah Kelley 2021-05-16 | If you want my honest opinion, I don't think Katsuki Bakugo is a monster. Nope, calling him a monster would be too kind a thing to say for the likes of him.
Best 911 Call Ever Elijah Kelley 2021-05-03 | I can't actually tell if this guy's just a troll or if he was really on drugs. Either way, I was entertained.But seriously, drug use is not a joke.Edit: I found out last night that this is from an animated sitcom called Paradise PD. If it isn't already clear, I'm a massive idiot. Have a good night.
Tyler the Creator - Dont order Uberpool Elijah Kelley 2021-04-16 | Since I couldn't find this clip anywhere else, I'll just put it here. You're welcome.
Ha! I get that reference! Elijah Kelley 2021-04-12 | Dominic, you're a bad influence on my sense of humor.
follow all traffic signs Elijah Kelley 2021-02-09 | Looks like Patrick didn't follow them properlyPlease don't sue me, Viacom
Bill Jensen declines Shark Puppets hat Elijah Kelley 2020-11-29 | I found this on one of troliass' TikTok compilations. I'd really like to know which livestream of Bill's it came from, I wanna see the whole interaction. Whenever Shark Puppet and Bill Jensen interact on the Christianity Hotline, it's always golden.Subscribe to troliass: youtube.com/user/MontageVilleSubscribe to Bill Jensen: youtube.com/channel/UC6_-627pWzOQpe9cLcPyGYwSubscribe to Shark Puppet: youtube.com/channel/UCerjqbrSMQ5Q9ONlyVhY3UQ
Command & Conquer 3: Kanes Wrath - Opening Speech Elijah Kelley 2020-10-19 | This belongs to EA Studios, Joseph Kucan, Command & Conquer, and all respective owners, and is uploaded for pure entertainment.************"They have abandoned us, my child. The Brotherhood of Nod has been broken, you are the only one who has not forsaken me. At this very moment, McNeil and his GDI lackeys celebrate their victory in what they call the Second Tiberium War. They have the Tacitus, but no understanding of its true purpose. Our technology has failed us...CABAL is no more, though his memory lives on. Our enemies believe we have been defeated, and that I am no longer among the living. They are gravely mistaken. You and I are all that remained, but ALL that is necessary. For together, we will raise a great army. Together, we will show the world's downtrodden who the real enemy is. GDI promises them prosperity...but in the slums of Rio, the homeless and hungry know the truth! They have been forgotten, they have nothing...but their ANGER. We will take that spark and start a fire which will become a great congregation! Peace...through...POWER!"
Alamosaurus sounds (speculative) Elijah Kelley 2020-09-15 | Alamosaurus is a genus of titanosaur sauropod from the Ojo Alamo Formation in New Mexico. It reached sizes comparable to that of other titanosaurs such as puertasaurus and argentinosaurus, therefore making it the largest dinosaur in North America. It is speculated that the specimens found are only juveniles, meaning that adults could possibly be even bigger, despite no "adult" specimens being found as of yet.These were created using the calls of a northern cardinal, which happens to be my state's (North Carolina) official bird.
Breviparopus sounds (speculative) Elijah Kelley 2020-09-12 | Breviparopus is an ichnogenus of sauropod dinosaur, known only from fossilized tracks found in the Atlas Mountains of Morocco in 1979. Since no actual fossils of this beast have been found, it cannot be named an official genus as of yet, but it is believed to be the largest dinosaur, as well as the largest animal, that ever existed. Personally, I hope something like this is actually found one day, though it'd be very difficult, since larger organisms do not fossilize as well.I myself love sauropod dinosaurs, they're my favorite group of dinosaurs. It's just awe-inspiring to think such animals could grow to such sizes. Which also makes me sad since nothing like them exists at all today. Except for giraffes, but if you've been to any zoo ever, you've already seen them a hundred times.The sounds are slowed down calls from the Wilson's bird of paradise.
Walking With Dinosaurs Liopleurodon Sounds Elijah Kelley 2020-07-05 | I loved the sounds this thing made, it's so creepy and ominous. It's from episode 3, "Cruel Sea", definitely one of my favorites.
Stranger Things Goes Metal Elijah Kelley 2018-10-29 | Clips used from Stranger Things Season 2Music: Dethklok - I Ejaculate FireAll content in this video belongs to Netflix, the Duffer Brothers, Brendon Small, Adult Swim, and all respective owners.
Nitro - Machine Gunn Eddie (Fixed) Elijah Kelley 2018-10-19 | Amplified bass and everything. Whoever did the final mixing for this album must have either hated Nitro or just didn't know how to do their job right.
The Silencing Machine Live @ the Milestone 10/16/18 Elijah Kelley 2018-10-17 | The Silencing Machine is an experimental metal band from Charlotte, North Carolina.Members (from left): Jeremiah Ray (bass), Denee Weathers (vocals), Max Lindstedt (guitar/programming)
Baseball Nightmares Elijah Kelley 2018-10-02 | A guy has a nightmare about getting hit by a baseball. Take his advice and never play baseball, will ya?
Jacob Sartorius Reveals His True Form Elijah Kelley 2018-09-15 | Like this video if you never want to sleep again
What I Think of the Gibson Modern V Elijah Kelley 2018-09-15 | To be honest, I don't hate this guitar. I understand that it deviates from the traditional Flying V design, but I like it.
When you trip but accidentally create a new hip walk Elijah Kelley 2018-08-31 | Ever in this kind of situation? Well, one day, someone might just thank you for it.
