Uploaded July 2017 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Singing this gave me all the self-inflicted cringe and dEATH BECAUSE I TRIED TO SING WITH EMOTION.

this is why i sing monotone
shhhh
it's fine.

Art
is
by
me
don't
tell
it's
a
secret

Instrumentals by nerdylizardeperson: nerdylizardeperson.tumblr.com/post/133837965197/since-everyone-is-loving-my-underswap-remixes-im
soundcloud.com/retro-is-the-guy-of-the-jones-retro/death-by-swagger

Lyrics:
Table Turner

My name’s Napstaton
Though I’m sure you knew that
A famous DJ
Sure, my name gets around
‘Cause I’m really good
And ya can’t deny it!
This track’s pretty good
Wait until it picks up

Here, let’s take a quiz
How much do you know, human? (Not very much…!)
These questions aren’t hard
But let’s take it up a notch! (Gettin’ serious…)

Finally time, you know, my show is number one
On every chart, what a shock!
Do you know how to mix sound into music?
I do, and pretty well!
Moving on, it seems it’s time for the next show…
Come along, little kid
You’re so good for ratings, how ‘bout you stay here?
Ever used a chainsaw?

Death by Swagger

Death by DJ, death by synths, and more
Call this what you like, but I implore
That you let me win with no complaint
Even though that’s gonna be the case!

I’m more swagger than you’ll ever be!
I’m truly the best, you’re gonna see!
Mixing music is what I’m about
Better sing along to stay upbeat!

Let’s hear that amazing voice, well, bruh?
I’m ready to take this up a notch
Bass starting to kick even louder
Are you ready to really start?

Death by DJ
Time to get this party started
Follow my lead
Stage lights blare; the crowd is raving
Fall behind and it’s all ruined
Death by Synths, Death by Swagger, and Death by DJ
You’ve never experienced this

You don’t know what you are up against
I am so pumped to have such a large crowd
You’ve no idea how long I’ve waited
I’m not sorry for wasting your time, bro
I just know that you’re not that good!
It’s kinda sad how much you wish you could
Compare to my excellence as DJ
‘Cause I’m clearly better in every way!

It’s starting to get a bit tricky
You’re learning all of the ins and outs
Gotta say, I am a bit impressed…
You managed to blow up my legs…

Who really needs legs with arms like these?
I’m way too skilled to need to use those
What you’ve done doesn’t faze me at all!
Better hope you can keep up, now!

Timid yet friendly, they are super sweet
I know they’re watching…
I kinda feel bad that I haven’t said
Anything to them…
Now’s not the time, I’m in a fight
I’ll focus on now
I’ll remember to talk to them soon…
This one is for you!

It’s time to let go of the false hope that you have
I’m just too cool to lose!
You know you can’t handle all of the pressure
You promote my songs!

You seem alright, though your music taste is odd
No one listens to that, but it’s okay, I forgive you!
This last show will be the most swagtastic one
That I’ve ever let air so it’s okay if you’re nervous…!
Just know you’re good, or you wouldn’t still be here…
You seem like a nice kid, and I think that you’ll get somewhere!
It’s been a blast, working with you through the past!
Thanks for stickin’ around, hope you had a rad time, human!

Death by DJ
Time to get this party started
Follow my lead
Stage lights blare; the crowd is raving
Fall behind and it’s all ruined
Death by Synths, Death by Swagger, and Death by DJ


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