ps - you can (no longer) hire me to make dumb shit for you on fiverr (because fiverr removed my gigs because i do nsfw content) fiverr.com/users/darkwingdank
lotr but every time sam takes a step towards mordor he says itll be the farthest hes ever beenPatryc2020-08-24 | lord of the rings but every time sam takes a step towards mordor he says, “one more step, I’ll be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been”
ps - you can (no longer) hire me to make dumb shit for you on fiverr (because fiverr removed my gigs because i do nsfw content) fiverr.com/users/darkwingdankarabella is best girlPatryc2024-07-02 | ...kraft mac & cheese does standup comedyPatryc2024-06-28 | ...important business ladyPatryc2024-06-14 | ...the best saucePatryc2024-06-07 | ...taking the dog on a walkPatryc2024-05-17 | ...office memePatryc2024-05-15 | ...5 hour energy unboxingPatryc2024-04-30 | ...Chase Oliver: We are not the spoilers, the two party system isPatryc2024-03-01 | From free and equal debate: https://rumble dot com/v4ghmg3-democratic-presidential-debate-by-free-and-equal.htmlpov: you dont understand how ice trays workPatryc2024-02-25 | ...using my feet to play fetch with my dog so i can cut my nailsPatryc2024-02-13 | i never fucking have time to do this shitarabella solves a mazePatryc2024-01-03 | ...convincing people Im Jesus Part V #comedyPatryc2023-12-11 | ...Blood Totem Theatrical TrailerPatryc2023-11-28 | @arthouse1312 is proud to present the trailer for its first major indie feature production, Blood Totem! 🩸 #bloodtotem #indie #film
Starring the talented @frankprell, @officialbrittanymae, @lizadavisofficial, @celeste.luccitti, @angelruizdirector and many more talented local favorites!Blood Totem TrailerPatryc2023-11-26 | @arthouse1312 is proud to present the trailer for its first major indie feature production, Blood Totem! 🩸 #bloodtotem #indie #film
Starring the talented @frankprell, @officialbrittanymae, @lizadavisofficial, @celeste.luccitti, @angelruizdirector and many more talented local favorites!Phoenix chants Cease fire now! in solidarity with PalestinePatryc2023-10-28 | ...I cant get out of this goddamned costume!Patryc2023-10-23 | ...Convincing people Im Jesus part IV #comedyPatryc2023-10-23 | ...Piano Improv No. 4Patryc2023-10-01 | Going to start a life long series creating improvisational piano pieces at a similar pace to which I write my usual music. The improvisations will consist of various styles, including variations on pieces I've learned from other composers, variations on themes I've written myself, variations of songs I wrote myself, random passions of the moment, and mostly pure nonsensical silliness. Exploration is what I aim to share here. No mistakes, only happy accidents. Expect one of these at least once every three months, hopefully more.
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Piano Improv No. 4 - See You Soon, My Little Angel. I came up with this opening theme via improvising with my chicken. I was trying to match her existential screams, but it didn't quite come out right. But somewhere in there this theme was hiding. I developed the theme and rehearsed it off camera before recording this. I start by playing exactly what I had written and shift into some variations. I'm learning how to actually resolve my improv pieces. You write the beginning _and_ the ending first. Then, to end the piece, all you need to do is find home again.Piano duet with my chickenPatryc2023-10-01 | ...Piano Improv No. 3Patryc2023-10-01 | Going to start a life long series creating improvisational piano pieces at a similar pace to which I write my usual music. The improvisations will consist of various styles, including variations on pieces I've learned from other composers, variations on themes I've written myself, variations of songs I wrote myself, random passions of the moment, and mostly pure nonsensical silliness. Exploration is what I aim to share here. No mistakes, only happy accidents. Expect one of these at least once every three months, hopefully more.
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Piano Improv No. 3 was played at my parent's house just before I headed home after visiting my mother and my father. There was a lot going on in my life at that time, not the least of which was fear of losing my job and being stretched thin on finances. people weren't booking stays. it was a heat wave and short term rentals were down for some reason across the nations. i had to offer stays at 50% the normal rate--even 25%. In July, I let someone stay for a week for $235, $33/night. I earned $25/night from that. A mountain of stress looked over me, but it was of my own making. Still, I have to arms of my parents to fall into, when I really get in too deep. I must learn to avoid trouble, because one day no one will be there to catch me when i fall. it's important to appreciate when your parents catch you. and it's important to appreciate just how much it hurts them to see you fall. you have to stop falling, for their sake. Piano Improv No. 3 - Missed Walks, The Walks I Missedthe art of living iii: do not use a sewing pin to pierce your eyebrowPatryc2023-09-30 | ...September 29, 2023Patryc2023-09-30 | ...Piano Improv No. 2Patryc2023-09-29 | Going to start a life long series creating improvisational piano pieces at a similar pace to which I write my usual music. The improvisations will consist of various styles, including variations on pieces I've learned from other composers, variations on themes I've written myself, variations of songs I wrote myself, random passions of the moment, and mostly pure nonsensical silliness. Exploration is what I aim to share here. No mistakes, only happy accidents. Expect one of these at least once every three months, hopefully more.
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Piano Improv No. 2 came to me when I was toying with the theme from New Gods by Grim3s.
The vocals, "Only brand New Gods can save me" stand out to me. Not only are the lyrics potent, but the unique power Grim3s brings to her haunting vocals almost feel more like a techno gospel than a pop song.
A variation of that melody became the theme for "Piano Improv No. 2 - Reflections"The Artist and The Art • #theartist #theart #theartisttheart #theartistandtheart #artPatryc2023-09-29 | ...Piano Improv No. 1Patryc2023-09-25 | Going to start a life long series creating improvisational piano pieces at a similar pace to which I write my usual music. The improvisations will consist of various styles, including variations on pieces I've learned from other composers, variations on themes I've written myself, variations of songs I wrote myself, random passions of the moment, and mostly pure nonsensical silliness. Exploration is what I aim to share here. No mistakes, only happy accidents. Expect one of these at least once every three months, hopefully more.
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Piano Improv No. 1 came to me in uncertain times. It borrows its sentiment from a work in progress called "Smoke & Dying Dreams", however this materialized very differently than "Smoke & Dying Dreams" usually does. This one carried a more hopeful tone. "Life's a Funny Thing"good morning ☕️Patryc2023-09-25 | ...The White people couchPatryc2023-09-25 | ...convincing people im pikachu part iiPatryc2023-09-21 | ...Convincing people that Im Jesus Part IIIPatryc2023-09-19 | ...f5 demo - back with another episode of f5Patryc2023-09-19 | continue? https://fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.app/?focus=I9Jh7SqAbutu1kGQRpna&from=j8WMVMbptIg0Gq6WR76w&to=I9Jh7SqAbutu1kGQRpna#vtu02i8mbmCyA5LeUgvxWHOS UR CELEB CRUSHPatryc2023-09-16 | ...demoPatryc2023-08-20 | demonstrates updating database via immutability-helper change sets by using a custom yml input. this change set is provided with a custom function `$identity-dedupe` which has features not built into immutability-helper. it is mixed during the change set generation process. note that duplicates are stripped out.
this is a clear and concise manner of defining changes. yaml is especially suited to this purpose. i would hate using javascript for this
if you're curious about the project, you can find it here: https://dev.pagemark.app/
the very neat thing about this is I can make updates to my database via text chat input sent to my chatbot. it also accepts multiple inputs per chat. you just need to create additional yaml code blocks.
the end goal is to create "nodes", the atomic unit of data in this app, that contain instructions for producing change sets. they will contain a core schema that can receive variables from other nodes during some kind of a workflow. the goal is to build a pipe & filter architecture. with sufficiently expressive features, one might even be able to write programs with it. can't wait to try it out.golden uzi (i shoot my load)Patryc2023-07-02 | google translate hope lyric is okabsorb the cosmos #sigmaPatryc2023-06-09 | my andrew tate impressioni built a beach hovelPatryc2023-06-08 | ...im not sure what to do with my arms #comedy #comedyvideo #standup #standupcomedy #jokesPatryc2023-05-09 | ...ask sparsh why he loves the bidet #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #comedyvideoPatryc2023-05-09 | ...how to reassemble tornado mop after washing tutorialPatryc2023-05-07 | this shit drove me insane so here is a tutorial for your reference or for my ownacid in publicPatryc2023-05-05 | ...seasonal depression #original #acoustic #songPatryc2023-05-05 | ...jesus christ convention 2023Patryc2023-04-25 | can't wait for jesus con 2024jesus christ con 2023 off to a great startPatryc2023-04-08 | ...monologuingPatryc2023-03-28 | ...tempe 2023-03-16Patryc2023-03-21 | midnight in tempecrystal ship #music #coverPatryc2023-01-05 | ...punk daydream #original #music #acousticPatryc2023-01-05 | ...#music hatefuck - 12-01-22 el charro #acoustic #original #livePatryc2022-12-02 | ...#music cat grad school - 12-01-22 el charro #original #guitar #livePatryc2022-12-02 | ...black noise - 1 minPatryc2022-11-05 | ...how to tell if milk is expiredPatryc2022-11-05 | ...