DoggBisket
Why Was MikeSkehan Suspended? Follow the Money
updated
Part I: Unboxing of the System 10 wireless system including the receiver, wireless handheld microphone, and wireless body pack.
youtu.be/UXhWYgesfq0
Part II: Overview of the System 10 wireless system covering the receiver, wireless handheld microphone, and wireless body pack.
youtu.be/Q-A7CF9U6-Y
Part II: Overview of the System 10 wireless system covering the receiver, wireless handheld microphone, and wireless body pack.
youtu.be/Q-A7CF9U6-Y
Part III: A outdoor and indoor demonstration of the System 10 wireless system followed by my impression and recommendations.
youtu.be/h9p4szbdRRc
Part I: Unboxing of the System 10 wireless system including the receiver, wireless handheld microphone, and wireless body pack.
youtu.be/UXhWYgesfq0
Part III: A outdoor and indoor demonstration of the System 10 wireless system followed by my impression and recommendations.
youtu.be/h9p4szbdRRc
"BROWN FRIDAY... VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED?"
http://youtu.be/Wkomrg-2DdU
This will be the last video you will have to watch on How to Fold a Fitted Sheet. Don't waste your time with Martha Steward as that will be 4 minutes and 16 seconds of your life you won't get back, and you still won't be able to fold a fitted sheet.
This is the first in the DB educational series, otherwise known as "Edutainment".
Have you ever wanted to know how to transform a fitted sheet from a disorganized ball of material into a nice organized folded object? Well after watching this video and practicing a couple of times you will be folding fitted sheets like a pro, and your linen closet will make you the envy of the block.
Music by Kevin MacLeod. http://www.incompetech.com
If you're a ShayTards or Howtheworldworks phanboy don't waste your time telling me that this video sux, because I knew that before I uploaded it. I really don't care.
This may be TLDW, but hell, there was a lot to talk about.
Firecracker Institute
Councelor, Kip Winger
Ben Romzek, bass
http://www.youtube.com/user/romzek
Julie Dolan, keyboards
http://www.youtube.com/user/juliedolan
John "Perk" Perkinson, lead vocals
http://www.youtube.com/user/PlanetPerk
Cory Proctor, drums
Joe Sinicropi, guitar
http://www.youtube.com/user/jsinicrop
Proton Saints
Councelor, Rudy Sarzo
Kieron Elliot, lead vocals
http://www.youtube.com/user/keezo74
Heather Williams, guitar
http://www.youtube.com/user/heatherwi...
Anup Sugunan, guitar,
http://www.youtube.com/user/usanup
Joe Giglio, drums
Galo Cueva, bass
Tugboat Circus
Councelor, Mark Hudson
Janelle Sadler, lead vocals
http://www.youtube.com/user/janellesa...
Josh Lewis, guitar
http://www.youtube.com/user/joshcohen67
Michael Rosenfield, guitar
http://www.everylivingsoulmusic.com
Adam Thompson, bass
Ricky Mintz, drums
DB tells it like it is. Good, band, or indifferent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOhQuZgAVPo
I've been a fan of Metal for many years, but this Dark, Black, Death, Thrash or what ever it is called Metal, I don't get. I explain why.
For those of you who have missed the first 2 episodes, you can watch them here.
http://www.vh1.com/shows/rock_n_roll_fantasy_camp/series.jhtml
And thank you to MadBadVoodoo for the T-Shirt
http://www.youtube.com/MadBadVoodo
The question of guilt is pretty much answered by the overwhelming evidence against them. What is in question is whether or not they will receive the death penalty.
In this situation it seems like the death penalty would be too lenient. Don't you think these sick bastards need to suffer a similar torture that their victims endured before they died. It seems to me that a painless death for these two is the easy out for them.
"Escaping the Friend Zone"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAVRNA1l1wM
It's been a while since I've even had to think about this crap. Watching this video made me think about all the lessons I have learned during my years of walking this planet. My hope is that you can learn from and maybe laugh at the wisdom of DB.
Written and Produced by DoggBisket (DB)
DB - Lead Vocals, Rhythm Guitar, Bass
TomiBonTomi - Lead Guitar
Audio Recording Software - Cakewalk Sonar 5
Drums are Midi using EZ Drummer
Hardware
Vocals recorded with Rode NT2A condenser mic into a Mackie 1202 VLZ mixer, then to the computer using a Audiophile 2496 soundcard.
Rhythm Guitar is a Fender American Strat played into a Boss GT-10 to the Audiophile 2496 via SPDIF
Bass is an Ibanez SR-505 played into a SansAmp RBI to the Mackie 1202VLZ mixer then to the Audiophile to the PC
This video was several months in the making. Editing was done in Sony Vegas 8. Colored stage lights and explosions done with Particle Illusion 3. Spotlight effects done with Adobe CS4. The lighting effects were very tedious especially when I am a complete newb at it and have a lot to learn.
I would like to thank TomiBonTomi for contributing the guitar solo on this project. Tomi recorded his part for this video way over in Germany. Aren't internet collabs fun! He makes some seriously ass kicking music of his own and I encourage you to check out his website
http://www.tbtmusic.com
"Empty Your Pockets"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hby2IyRhnQ
It iz wattit iz.
Lyrics
VERSE 1
Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Afghanistan
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.
CHORUS
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Afghanistan
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
VERSE 2
Well, come on Obama, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get rag heads
The only good Taliban is the one who's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.
CHORUS
VERSE 3
Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if shoot a man,
That they're killin' a Taliban.
CHORUS
VESRSE 4
Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to Afghanistan.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send your girls off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your kid come home in a box.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_62UvL3_heY&fmt=18
Watch this bad boy in HQ, seriously, the standard quality blows.
I first started recording this in 1984 using a Fostex 250 4 track cassette recorder, but shelved it before writing any lyrics. In early 2009 inspiration was revived when planning a musical collab with Snouter and MystiMahem. I pulled it off the shelf dusted it off, wrote some lyrics and it is now many years after its conception a finished product is born.
Recorded using Sonar 5 PE
Edited with Sony Vegas 8
29 video tracks
4 audio tracks
Thank you to Snouter and MystiMayhem for all your input.
Snouters YouTube Channel
http://www.youtube.com/snouter
Mysti Mayhem's:
YouTube Channel
http://www.youtube.com/mystimayhem
Website
http://www.mystimayhem.com
Mysti Mayhem CD's
http://www.sellaband.com/mystimayhem
MySpace
http://www.myspace.com/mystimayhem
Lyrics by DB and Snouter
Bailout
Verse1
The economys ill
And in a hell of a fix
Politicians
Are still up to
Their old tricks
Their old tricks
Corruption seems
to be their only goal
Votes feed their selfish need
Cause they sold their souls
To the lobby
The lobby of greed
Chorus
Im working two jobs
Just to pay the rent
After food and bills
All the moneys been spent
Getting worried sick
Till the next paycheck
We need a tax break quick
Its makin me a wreck
The taxman takes our money
And gives it away
To the Wall Street bankers
And this is what they say
We need a bailout
A government bailout
Verse 2
The honest Americans
Are taxed to the hilt
The greedy corporations
They take it without guilt
They take it,
Without guilt
They take from the throng
To give to the few
Its so damn wrong
It makes me want to spew
It makes me
Want to spew
Chorus
Guitar solo
Chorus II
Im gettin evicted
For not payin the rent
All my savings combined
Cant buy a pup tent
Getting laid offs a bitch
I might join the mob
All theres left to do
Is go out and rob
The haves get more
And the have nots get less
Greedy bastards got us
Into a big mess
I need a bailout
A government bailout
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6Tqy1yIP94
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjXvdG2Rjhc&fmt=18
"You've Been Pwnd" is the hit single off my upcoming CD titled "Butthurt" which should be available at your local retailer or music website sometime in late 2012.
Here is a very heart felt thank you to:
Snouter for his contribution on Lead/Rhythm guitar and backing vocals
http://www.youtube.com/snouter
Abe for making the Obama/McCain annimation. It far exceeded my expectations. THANK YOU!
http://www.youtube.com/channeirevews
Guests in order of appearance
Tommy TommyfromtheBronx
http://www.youtube.com/tommyfromthebronx
Victor Gimmeabreakman
http://www.youtube.com/gimmeabreakman
(and all his sock accounts LOL)
Nessalu
Q&A
Q: What editing software did you use for this project?
A: Sony Vegas Pro 8
Q: How did you do the special effects?
A: Fireworks, stage lights, and explosions were done with Particle Illusion
Q: What audio workstation do you use?
A: Cakewalk Sonar 5
Q: Is that all you?
A: 3 people in this video are clones of me with the exception of Snouter
Q: The red guitar in the video rulez, What kind is it? If you're not careful you might poke someones eye out with that.
A: It is a Jackson Performer I bought cheap off a starving college student. It played great and just needed some TLC. I have modded it with a Seymore Duncan Dimebucker pickup with really screams.
LYRICS
(verse 1)
You think youre all that and Im gonna prove
That its just a delusion
Come at me and you will receive
A cerebral contusion
(Chorus)
You wanna win
But the fact is
Youre full of fail
Full of fail
I stand tall
Full of grace
When I say
To your face
Youve been pwnd! (4x)
Out of ammo in a battle of wits
Is where you are right now
You keep struggling, just give it up
Cause theres nowhere but down
(Chorus)
(Verse 3)
So if youre feeling all butthurt
Quit playing the game
Cause the next time that we engage
Its gonna end the same
(Chorus and Outro)
You know what they say:
"Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes."
Do your coworkers know you are on YouTube?
This song was written by a good friend of mine, Tom Moilanen who I have known since we were 12. This song was a favorite back in the day when we used to drink heavily and have sing alongs.
Lyrics
Gonna talk about sometthin'
that's lots of fun
It's somethin'
that's done by everyone.
It's sort of a contest
we all have won
Shittin' is a wonderful thing
You can do it alone
or in a group
In public or private
you can poop
But if you doggie does it
you'll need a scoop
Shittin' is a wonderful thing
When you talk to nurses
it's important to them
It matters not
from where your problems stem
They just wan to know
if you had your BM
Shittin' is a wonderful thing
It's really great
when long you've waited
Sat and thought
and anticipated
But is sure is hell
if you're constipated.
Shittin' is a wonderful thing
So don't get upset
at the local big shot
When you've got a little
and he's got a lot
Cause just like you
he sits on the pot
Shittin' is a wonderful thing.


