Dick Stroking Phil VlogsDSP has been hyping up the new DSP Tries It all week, BUT GUYS, HE NEEDS TO HIT GOALS EVERY STREAM! After a series of slow streams that have not hit the goal DSP launched into what may possibly be his worst begging ever.
Timestamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:51 - NEW DSP TRIES IT BEG, LET’S RALLY GUYS! 1:49 - MINECRAFT WAGE QUIT 6:26 - GEARS OF WAR RELOADED RAGE 10:37 - OUT OF CONTROL BEGGING 13:34 - Donkey Kong Bananza FINALLY Finished 14:07 - EVEN MORE BEGGING?!
DSPGAMING HAS HIT ROCK BOTTOM, DEMANDS VIEWERS BORROW MONEY TO TIP HIM - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-08-28 | DSP has been hyping up the new DSP Tries It all week, BUT GUYS, HE NEEDS TO HIT GOALS EVERY STREAM! After a series of slow streams that have not hit the goal DSP launched into what may possibly be his worst begging ever.
Timestamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:51 - NEW DSP TRIES IT BEG, LET’S RALLY GUYS! 1:49 - MINECRAFT WAGE QUIT 6:26 - GEARS OF WAR RELOADED RAGE 10:37 - OUT OF CONTROL BEGGING 13:34 - Donkey Kong Bananza FINALLY Finished 14:07 - EVEN MORE BEGGING?!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP HAS COMPLETELY LOST HIS MIND! Threatens To SUE COMCAST FOR INTERNET OUTAGES - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-09-24 | After DSP's exposing of the Comcast troll who was messing with his internet for over 2 years Comcast is back being a detractor again with them having to improve the line in his area. THIS COULD RESULT IN DSP NOT BEING ABLE TO STREAM FOR 6 WEEKS!!! COMCAST WILL NOT RUIN THE BUSINESS, HE HAS A FAMILY TO FEED DOOD!
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:56 - A Day of Updates 1:55 - AUTHENTIC ITALIAN CHUCK E CHEESE DSP TRIES IT BEG 2:44 - OVER 200 KICK SUBS ($1000) LOST 3:15 - Halloween Marathon Hype! 3:53 - COMCAST CUTTING DSP’S INTERNET OFF FOR 6 WEEKS?! 5:00 - DSP IS SUEING COMCAST?!! 7:34 - I CAN’T BUY ANOTHER INTERNET LINE WITH ANOTHER COMPANY I HAVE NO MONEY 8:26 - COMCAST NEEDS TO SEND ME SUBS ON KICK DOOD! 8:49 - Collab With Wings DOIND WHAT?! 9:42 - PANDALEE RUINED THE BUSINESS GUYS 10:27 - MORE BEGGING 11:04 - SUIKODEN 2 WAGE QUIT 11:28 - EVEN MORE BEGGING
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSPGAMING IS DEAD, HOLLOW KNIGHT SILKSONG KILLED IT - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-09-09 | After having a dry spell of several streams not hitting the goal DSP was invigorated after having one stream FINALLY hit the goal. This was a day later when both Suikoden 2 and Hollow Knight Silksong failed to hit the goal and he was not very happy at all...
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:59 - A FULL PODCAST OF BEGGING 2:34 - SUIKODEN 2 DID NOT HIT THE GOAL GUYS… 5:38 - HOLLOW KNIGHT SILKSONG WAGE QUIT
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP EXPLODES DEMANDING VIEWERS TIP MORE DESPITE GETTING $900+, WAGE QUITS TRUCK SIM - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-09-02 | After a new viewer came by and dumped $900+ to unlock DSP Tries It you'd think DSP wouldn't bring up support again right... RIGHT?! Despite raising the enormous amount over his goal, he still demanded viewers step up and support the late stream (which they didn't) leading to the wage quit of American Truck Simulator.
Timestamps: 0:00 - DSP TOP 3 RAPPERS OF ALL TIME 0:42 - Rage Quitting Is Against The Law 1:22 - DSP IS DOING WHAT WITH LOLCOW LIVE... 1:54 - $900 DONATIONS IN 1 STREAM?! 3:26 - DSP TRIES IT DERAILED BY SNAKING 5:24 - DRUNKEN KARAOKE DISASTER STREAM 10:04 - TRUCK SIM WAGE QUIT
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP RAGES DEMANDING VIEWERS PAY HIM $450 After 2 STREAMS DO NOT HIT THE GOAL - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-08-22 | After a string of days not hitting goals DSP was in overdrive to hit several goals to 'earn' the latest episode of DSP Tries It. He had 3 streams to hit $450, and both the first two failed to get close. This is the aftermath...
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:48 - A DISAPPOINTING DAY - I DID NOT RECEIVE $450?! 1:45 - Mafia The Old Country Review 2:32 - Q&A DISASTER STREAM 3:11 - NO 24/7 KAT CAM! 3:38 - Power Rangers vs My Little Pony 4:13 - DARKSYDE PHYLLIS 4:32 - GUYS WE DID NOT HIT THE GOAL, YOU GUYS HATED MAFIA RIGHT?! 4:59 - DONKEY KONG BANANZA RAGE 8:36 - NO ONE SUPPORTED DONKEY KONG TOO?! 10:16 - THIS IS A BIG DEAL, WE NEED 3 GOALS HIT RIGHT NOW!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP EXPLODES in TOXIC RANT at PEASANT VIEWER After $200+ CHARGEBACKS - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-08-19 | For a long time IronChefSakai was the only one keeping DSPgaming afloat, until he got banned for giving money to another streamer when DSP got jealous. Today he returns... or does he? In DSP's typical deluded state he bans a random contributor after he decided they were IronChefSakai and were going to chargeback all their contributions...
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:56 - DSP Wants to Eat WHAT For DSP Tries It?! 2:35 - DSP’s Backdrop DERIALED 3:10 - BEG BEG BEG BEG 3:45 - DSP BATTLEFIELD 6 RAGE MELTDOWN 7:02 - BATTLEFIELD DID NOT HIT THE GOAL BEGATHON 9:16 - I TOLD YOU I WILL DO THE GTA IV DLC ONLY IF WE HIT THE GOALS! 10:03 - IRON CHEF SAKAI RETURNS ON A NEW SOCK?! 14:08 - ANOTHER SOCK ACCOUNT COMES AND GIFTS 50 SUBS
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP EXPLODES in CRASH-OUT DEMANDING $3000 to FELT KINO CASINO - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-08-13 | It was a normal streaming day for DSP, a little bit of gameplay, a LOT of begging UNTIL the viewers reminded Phil that it was the anniversary of his collaboration with Kino Casino. This spurred on a whole drama section (even though his streams are drama free guys!) recounting the experience and how he hopes to achieve a stream that raises $3000+ again. HE NEEDS YOUR BUY IN GUYS!
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:52 - DEATH STRANDING 2 DOES NOT HIT THE GOAL BEGATHON 3:35 - DSP CELEBRATES THE 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE KINO CASINO COLLAB 5:34 - DSP DOES NOT DO DRAMA! (DESPITE TRYING TO MANUFACTURE LTG BEEF FOR 2 YEARS STRAIGHT) 7:16 - SECOND GOAL BEG BEG BEG 9:09 - MAFIA THE OLD COUNTRY WAGE QUIT?! 11:24 - I Was The Responsible One...
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP EXPLODES BLASTING FANS FOR NOT TIPPING AFTER ABYSMAL SUPPORT ON 2 STREAMS - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-08-04 | After 2 days off from streams DSP returns for a double stream of not hitting goals. Does he take it on the chin and see how tomorrow goes? NO! He gets into a frenzy of begging and blaming viewers. I HOPE THIS IS NOT A PATTERN GUYS!
Time Stamps: 0:00 - DSP GOES MASK OFF ON FANS 0:50 - Rage Quitting Is Against The Law 1:30 - Level 1 Podcast Covering Important Things (TIPS, MEMBERSHIPS AND SUPERCHATS) 2:08 - LUTO PUZZLE RAGE MELTDOWN 5:09 - NO GOAL HIT ON LUTO STREAM?! GUYS LET’S RALLY! 6:03 - GTA IV ALSO DIDN’T HIT THE GOAL?! WHAT IS GOING ON GUYS 7:26 - DSP BEGS FOR A WHALE MARY TIP… IT DOESN’T COME
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP RAGES In DAY 1 WAGEQUIT MELTDOWN Of TONY HAWKs PRO SKATER 3+4 - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-07-31 | The "successful" streamer DSP is back playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 + 4 after being nagged by his audience to do so for weeks. How did it finally go after he tried it? HE IMMEDIATELY RAGED AND WAGE QUIT THE GAME BECAUSE VIEWERS WEREN'T CONTRIBUTING ENOUGH...
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 1:00 - TONY HAWK BROKE MY HAND DOOD 3:12 - TONY HAWK RAGE MELTDOWN 6:21 - TONY HAWK PRO SKATER 3+4 WAGE QUIT 8:14 - MINECRAFT WAGE QUIT TOO?!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP EXPLODES CLAIMING HE NEVER GAVE EMPTY BOXES AS PRIZES (DEBUNKED IMMEDIATELY) - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-07-30 | Sometimes Phil's lies take a while to unravel, sometimes they are disproved in mere minutes. This episode takes a look at the rather delusional claim that DSP never gave away empty boxes as prizes for giveaways... except all the footage is still there on his channel, nice try Phil!
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 1:00 - NO I AM NOT GOING BACK TO STREET FIGHTER 6 3:00 - TROLLS SHOULD TIP TO CLIP FARM ME! 4:38 - I CAN PLAY STREET FIGHTER AT TOURNAMENT LEVEL IF I WANTED TO 5:02 - I NEVER GAVE AWAY EMPTY GAME BOXES!!! (DEBUNKED) 7:46 - I GAVE AWAY AN AUTOGRAPH, THAT IS VERY VALUABLE! 8:30 - LUTO DID NOT HIT THE TIPS GOAL GUYS, I HOPE THIS IS NOT A PATTERN?! 10:33 - He’s Doing WHAT Tomorrow?!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP EXPLODES IN DOUBLE WAGE QUIT, BEGS VIEWERS TO TIP TO SAVE HIS CAREER- SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-07-24 | After taking a week off from streaming (NOT BY CHOICE) DSP returned to a glorious outpouring of tips and contributions but now both GTA IV AND Mario Kart World failed to hit the goal and have been wage quit. THEN THE CAPCOM VS SNK 2 STREAM ONLY RAISES $30?! I HOPE THIS ISN'T A PATTERN GUYS!
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:57 - GTA IV WAGE QUIT 3:45 - MARIO KART WORLD MELTDOWN 7:27 - I AM THE KING OF MARIO KART WORLD, I WON 1 RACE! 7:44 - MARIO KART WORLD WAGE QUIT 8:55 - CVS2 ALSO DOESN’T HIT THE GOAL! WHAT IS GOING ON?! I DEMAND AN ANSWER!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP EXPLODES AT YOUTUBE DESTROYING HIS CAREER BY REMOVING HIS VIDEOS FROM SEARCH - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-07-23 | In this episode DSP needs your help to decide which of the 3 (very strange) options he does for DSP Tries It before launching into a tirade about how YouTube destroyed his career by taking his old videos out of the algorithm. It is a wild ride.
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:46 - Donkey Kong Returns After Wage Quit Stream ( PLEASE SUPPORT) 3:43 - I AM NOT DOING ALL THE COLLECTIBLES, IF YOU ASK, ENJOY YOUR BAN 4:47 - $20 Animation (WITH SOUND!) Beg 5:20 - DSP Wants To Do WHAT For DSP Tries It?! 6:03 - I CANNOT EAT RED MEAT, BUT BURGER KING IS GOOD FOR ME! 6:35 - BEG BEG BEG 7:09 - TIP AND I WILL ACK-ACK-ACK-NOWLEDGE YOU! 7:38 - DELUSIONS OF GRAN-DOOR 8:30 - LTG STOPPED ME GETTING A DOG DOOD! 8:57 - YOUTUBE TOOK ALL MY VIDEOS OUT OF THE ALGORITHM AND DESTROYED THE CHANNEL, NOTHING I COULD DO!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSPs DELUSIONAL DETRACTOR LAWSUIT MELTDOWN - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-07-15 | With DSP taking a 7 day unplanned break from streaming people had questions on what had happened. When DSP returned would he explain what had happened? NO! He instead went a tirade about how he was going to sue every detractor, VERY POSITIVE AND MEANINGFUL CONTENT INDEED!
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:46 - DSP Returns After A Week Away From Streaming 1:52 - Closet Vestival Recap 2:16 - IF YOU TIP $918 RIGHT NOW I WILL ORDER FOOD, PLEASE DO IT NOW 3:34 - KICK CHAT ON THIN ICE 4:02 - We Will Address The Week Not Streaming LATER 4:47 - DSP VS DOODY LAWSUIT 7:12 - PURCHASE A DSP RESTREAMING LICENSE TODAY! 7:50 - Did You Miss Us Phil? 8:30 - DSP FINALLY ADDRESSES HIS WEEK ABSENCE (BY SAYING HE WON’T TELL ANYONE ANYTHING ABOUT IT) 10:09 - “That’s How Cults Begin” 10:48 - DSP VS SPIDERDAN707 RAGE 14:37 - WE DID NOT HIT THE GOAL GUYS! I HOPE THIS IS NOT A PATTERN?! 16:18 - Can You Sing Happy Birthday For Jayde?
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP EXPLODES WAGE QUITTING $12 STREAM, BEGS VIEWERS TO PAY FOR HIS HONEYMOON - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-07-04 | NOW GUYS, I thought you were loving the Taxi Life streams?! Why is everyone disengaged and complaining the game is boring now? WHY ARE YOU ALL WITHHOLDING!
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:46 - PICKLE UPDATE, PLEASE TIP $1200 RIGHT NOW 2:39 - COMPLAIN TO SONIC THAT THE PICKLES ARE LATE! I DID NOTHING WRONG! 3:19 - ONLY $9?! LET’S GET THAT TO $900! 3:48 - DEATH STRANDING 2 WAGE QUIT 5:02 - I aM sUcCeSsFuL nOw pLeAsE SuPpOrT 6:23 - TAXI LIFE DISASTER STREAM 9:05 - PLEASE SUPPORT TO PAY FOR MY HONEYMOON 9:34 - I DID NOT HIT THE PEDESTRIAN, THIS GAME CHEATS DOOD, I DID NOTHING WRONG 10:11 - TAXI LIFE WAGE QUIT 11:03 - Chill With Phil Begins (NO I AM NOT PLAYING MARIO KART STOP ASKING) 12:14 - BEG BEG BEG 12:37- GeoGuessr Stream? 13:27 - I GET RECOGNISED ALL THE TIME DOOD 14:02 - DSP DIET ADVICE 15:32 - LAST CHANCE TO SUPPORT GUYS, IT WOULD REALLY SUCK NOT TO HIT THE GOAL
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSPGAMING IS DEAD, HIDEO KOJIMA KILLED IT - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-07-01 | After a long wait DSP finally started playing Death Stranding 2 BUT viewers were disengaged and unsupportive. HIDEO KOJIMA MUST BE IN LEAGUE WITH THE DETRACTORS TO SABOTAGE THE SONIC GRILLO'S PICKLE MENU. WE DID NOT HIT THE GOAL AND SONIC WILL NOT DELIVER TO MY ADDRESS... IT IS ALL KOJIMA'S FAULT!
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:54 - DSP’s Air Conditioner Explodes Live on Stream 2:26 - IT WAS 67 DEGREES IN RENTON, HOW COULD YOUR OFFICE BE 87?! 3:24 - KHET HAD TO SIT ON THE AIR CON TO GET IT TO WORK 3:50 - PLEASE TIP TO PAY FOR MY NEW AIR CONDITIONER GUYS, LET’S RALLY! 4:20 - DSP Tries It Begging Begins 5:11 - IndeVESTence Day Hype (NO ONE CARES) 6:52 - CANCEL ALL YOUR 4TH OF JULY PLANS, DSP IS CLEANING HIS CLOSET WHICH IS MORE MEANINGFUL 8:07 - WHY IS NO ONE WATCHING DEATH STRANDING 2?! 8:55 - HARDCORE BEGGING CONTINUES 10:14 - DEATH STRANDING 2 WAGE QUIT 13:16 - We Did Not Hit The Grillo’s Pickle Menu Goal… 14:08 - GRILLO’S PICKLE MENU NOT AVAILABLE ON DOORDASH MELTDOWN 16:27 - I DEMAND A PUBLIC APOLOGY 17:22 - NO I CANNOT JUST DRIVE THERE, THAT’S NOT VIABLE, AND NO I AM NOT SENDING MY WIFE TO GET IT, GET IT?!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP EXPLODES IN TOXIC RANT AFTER BEING CALLED FAT Then FAKES TIPS TO HIT GOAL - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-06-23 | In this episode we have a chill Level 1 Podcast COMPLETELY DERAILED BY DETRACTORS SPOUTING LIES AND FACTUALLY INCORRECT MEMES ABOUT ME, followed by a very chill session of Taxi Life WHERE WE DID NOT HIT THE GOAL UNTIL I FAKED A SUB BOMB... KAHMON GUYS, WE NEED TO RALLY!
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:53 - Tips Goal Hit on Daily Wrap?! 1:08 - Blind Man Phil 1:41 - $100 TIP! CAN WE GET $950 MORE! 2:12 - I AM NOT FAT, THAT IS A DETRACTOR MEME 3:32 - MY MOM IS 25% ITALIAN, I AM 100% ITALIAN, GET IT?! 3:47 - BEG BEG BEG 4:57 - Taxi Life DISASTER STREAM 7:29 - WHY WAS NO ONE SUPPORTING?! 7:43 - HARDCORE BEGGING CONTINUES 9:36 - FAKE GIFTED SUBS SAVES THE DAY!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSPs RESURGENCE IS OFFICIALLY DEAD AFTER DAY 1 WAGE QUIT - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-06-18 | After claiming for almost a year now that opinion has changed on DSP, everyone likes him now, and he's ultra successful he decided to bring back an old favourite from his past: fishing streams! With the launch of Cast 'n Chill he thought he could bring in a boat load of money BUT FANS DID NOT BUY IN!
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:46 - Q&A DISASTER STREAM 2:09 - NO 8/10 TOP CONTRIBUTORS ARE NOT BANNED, THAT’S A DETRACTOR MEME I DEBUNKED YEARS AGO 3:27 - Blue Prince Saved By Last Minute Tip 4:03 - DSP VS CONTROLLER RAGE 5:26 - GUYS WHY DID YOU NOT RALLY TO SUPPORT?! 7:26 - CAST N CHILL OFFICIALLY WAGE QUIT DAY 1 7:57 - WHY DID EVERYONE STOP SUPPORTING ON KICK?!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbSELFISH DSP RAGES AT VIEWERS FOR HAVING TO PAY $5 EXTRA FOR FOOD - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-06-13 | NOW GUYS, this T Pain meal cost me $16, IF YOU WOULD HAVE MADE ME HIT MY GOALS LAST WEEK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN $11 AND YOU MADE ME MISS THE FREE AIR FRESHENER?! STOP WITHHOLDING!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbUNGRATEFUL DSP BLASTS VIEWERS FOR NOT DONATING ENOUGH IN MARIO KART WORLD MELTDOWN - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-06-09 | To celebrate the launch of the Nintendo Switch 2 and Mario Kart World DSP decided to have a marathon playing the game all day. After a string of slow streams this was the big one that would save the business... IT STILL WAS NOT ENOUGH OF DSP.
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:43 - TROLLS TRIED AND FAILED TO DERAIL MY MARATHON 1:59 - PLEASE CONTRIBUTE FOR NINTENDO SOCKS GUYS! 2:49 - DSP vs Switch 2 Ack-cessories 4:52 - SWITCH 2 BRIGHTNESS SETTINGS ARE A DETRACTOR DOOD 6:01 - WHY DIDN’T YOU PREINSTALL MARIO KART?! 6:36 - MARIO KART WORLD MELTDOWN 10:51 - GUYS, I WAS EXPECTING MORE SUPPORT!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS After WORST SUPPORTED STREAMS BACK TO BACK - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-06-06 | Guys where was everyone?! I told you to show up and support and no one did?! WHY ARE YOU WITHHOLDING! THIS COULD BE THE END OF MY 17 YEAR BEGACY DOOD!
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:53 - Blue Prince WAGE QUIT 2:35 - CLAIR OBSCUR ONLY MADE $7?! 5:08 - CAPCOM VS SNK 2 LAGFEST 6:43 - CHEATERS HAVE LAG SWITCHES DOOD 8:07 - NO ONE SUPPORTED CAPCOM VS SNK EITHER! 9:12 - WHERE WAS EVERYONE?!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP HAS COMPLETELY LOST HIS MIND IN DELUSIONAL MELTDOWN - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-06-04 | DSP decided to break out his old YouTube play button to brag about to his audience of 5 viewers. IT IS NOT HIS FAULT HE HASN'T GROWN IN A DECADE, HE DID NOTHING WRONG AND EVERYTHING CORRECT! HE DESERVES 1,000,000 SUBS!
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:48 - DSP DID WHAT ON HIS DAY OFF?! 1:27 - Decade Old YouTube Play Button Bragging Commences 2:11 - YOUTUBE STOPPED ME GETTING 1 MILLION SUBS LIKE I DESERVE 3:21 - “I ACTUALLY WORK HARD” 4:49 - DO NOT FORGET TO TIP ON MY DAY OFF TOO GUYS 5:02 - $1600 Tip Derails All The Goals 6:01 - NO WE WILL NOT DO THE COLOGNE REVIEW SHOW, TROLLS DESTROYED THAT IDEA 6:44 - Summer Game Fest Beg 7:17 - A THIS IS HOW YOU DON’T PLAY RANT IN 2025?! 9:45 - I IGNORE ALL THE DETRACTORS DOOD 10:57 - NO TIPS GUYS? COME ON 11:21 - $100 TIP!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSPGAMING IS DEAD, CLAIR OBSCUR KILLED IT - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-05-29 | As fans of classic RPGs have been loving Clair Obscur Expedition 33, DSP jumped on the bandwagon, and for a few weeks was doing ok UNTIL... he played the game for 5 hours straight and ONLY received $37 for the privilege! This spurred on a future classic meltdown acting entitled, demanding to know why the viewers were not contributing.
Time Stamps: 0:00 - $37 Clair Obscur Stream Crying 0:20 - Rage Quitting Is Against The Law 0:59 - NO ONE IS SHOWING UP FOR CLAIR OBSCUR 2:19 - ‘I’m REALLY Good At Parrying’ EXCEPT HE ISN'T 3:06 - I AM NOT OVER-LEVELLED, I AM GOOD AT THE GAME! 5:03 - MY PLAYTHROUGH IS THE BEST EVER DOOD 5:30 - MY VIDEOS ARE NOT BORING! THAT IS A DETRACTOR MEME 6:16 - If You Played Clair Obscur Quicker You Wouldn’t Have These Problems. I WOULD HAVE GONE OUT OF BUSINESS 7:10 - THE WORST CONTRIBUTIONS IN OVER A YEAR (DEBUNKED) 8:04 - IT RPGS THAT ARE TO BLAME 9:05 - TROLLS SCAMMED ME OUT OF MOONSHINE 9:40 - NO MEMORIAL DAY IS NOT WHY PEOPLE DID NOT TIP 10:18 - WAGE QUIT WAGE QUIT 11:00 - I DO HAVE PASSION! PASSION FOR MONEY!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbTHE WORST DSP TRIES IT OF ALL TIME - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-05-20 | DSP a connoisseur of the iconic Pete's Super Submarines sandwich shop in Bridgeport CT (which ceased to exist 10 years before DSP was even born) has decided to see how far Subway has fallen from it's quality of old. EVERY ORDER WAS WRONG sending DramaqueenPhil into a spiral on why no one should shop at Subway any more. Truly meaningful content!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSPs WORST MARATHON STREAM OF ALL TIME - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-05-09 | DSP in his infinite wisdom decided to give back to the community by having a Viewers' Choice Marathon event. After ruling that most of the games nominated were unsuitable DSP had made the list down to 8 games and ran a poll to see which game the viewers wanted to see AND THEN OVERRULED BOTH OF THE TOP RATED GAMES AND PLAYED WHATEVER HE WANTED! So much for Viewers Choice...
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:48 - Viewers’ Choice DISASTER 1:35 - TROLLS CHEATED AND DERAILED THE POLLS 2:48 - I Can Only Play Class of 09 After Shots TIP TIP TIP! 3:50 - CLASS OF 09 ALSO CANCELLED 4:33 - TROLLS INVADE COUNTER STRIKE 2 6:52 - KINGDOM COME DELIVERANCE 2 IS THE MOST BORING GAME EVER DOOD, WHY DID YOU NOMINATE THIS?! 8:47 - NUCLEAR MELTDOWN 9:36 - I CAN’T PLAY WHAT I WANT IT’S VIEWERS’ CHOICE!! 10:01 - BEG BEG BEG 10:38 - BIG DONATORS REVOLT AGAINST DSP’s BEHAVIOUR 11:38 - DSP VS AMERICAN TRUCK SIMULATOR 15:01 - EVERYONE HATED PAPER MARIO BECAUSE THEY WERE SALTY ABOUT KINGDOM COME DELIVERANCE 15:21 - NO MORE VIEWERS CHOICE, TROLLS WILL ALWAYS DERAIL EVERY POLL 16:45 - COULD HE BE ANY MORE CLOSETED?!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP EXPOSES ALL TIPPERS ARE DISABLED - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-05-07 | In this jam packed episode after a troll over on Kick made a joke about DSP being funded exclusively by SSI payments tipped from disabled viewers DSP finally exposes THE TRUTH about his disabled viewers, in addition to preparing for the Viewers Choice (TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY) marathon by rejecting every game the viewers chose...
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:51 - Jayde RGB Light Seizure 1:38 - Viewers' Choice BOOZEATHON 2:10 - Viewers’ Choice* TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY 2:38 - BEGGING BEGINS 3:11 - TROLLS ARE SAYING MY VIEWERS ARE DISABLED… YES THEY ARE! 4:26 - WHO ACTUALLY WATCHED SMARK GUYS OR DSPOLITICS?! 4:56 - IF YOU HAVE A LIFE YOU DO NOT WATCH DSPGAMING 5:17 - KICK TROLL BAN WAVE 6:40 - DSP VS JAYDE 6:54 - DSP REJECTS EVERY VIEWERS’ CHOICE GAME 9:32 - DSP Accidentally Votes for Lost Records in Poll 10:49 - MORE BEGGING 11:24 - I WOULD HAVE BEEN A 10 MILLION SUB CHANNEL IF BOOKSMART YOUTUBE KNEW HOW TO RUN A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbTHE TRUTH ABOUT DSPs SWITCH 2 PREORDER CANCELLATION EXPOSED - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-04-28 | The King of Lies and Paranoia is back again with another banger! After Walmart cancelled DSP's 2 Switch 2 orders because of their 1 per household policy DSP went into an absolute tirade against trolls who COMMITTED FEDERAL CRIMES against Phil by hacking his Walmart account and cancelling his preorder... sure thing Phil, whatever you say...
Time Stamps: 0:00 - DSP Obtains 2 Switch 2’s! UNTIL HE DIDN’T… 1:30 - Rage Quitting Is Against The Law 2:10 - TROLLS HAVE BROKEN THE LAW AND COMMITTED FRAUD! 3:18 - REMEMBER THE COMCAST TROLL?! REMEMBER WHEN SOMEONE TRIED TO GET ME DIVORCED?! 4:26 - Everyone Loves My Release Day Coverage Dood 5:18 - I SUCCESSFULLY PREORDERED 2 SWITCH 2s AND TROLLS STOLE THEM FROM ME 6:17 - LEAKED DSP COMCAST CUSTOMER SERVICE PHONE CALL 7:00 - Chat Service Tells Him 1 Switch 2 Per Customer. NO WALMART, YOU ARE WRONG! 7:53 - PHIL YOU SHOWED THE ORDER NUMBER ON SCREEN 9:10 - TROLLS STOLE MY ABILITY TO MAKE A COMERCIAL TRANSACTION 9:53 - ALL PREORDERS ARE GONE, NO SWITCH 2 FOR ME 10:36 - 17 Year Legacy Rant 12:15 - Moving Forward I Have To Hide Everything (NO I AM NOT PARANOID) 12:48 - THIS IS ALL YOUR OWN FAULT PHIL 13:58 - If You Want DarksydePhil To Go Away, Here Is The Formula 14:12 - MY TIPPERS ARE A CULT OF MOUTH DROOLERS 14:42 - Do You Believe in Joe Hendry? 14:53 - KICK SUPPORT BEG 15:13 - DSP WRITES HIMSELF ANOTHER "FAN" MESSAGE?! 15:44 - GOALS HIT! IMMEDIATELY BEGS TO HIT ANOTHER 16:50 - DSP ‘OFFICE’ STINKS 17:14 - Ending The Podcast With a Confession
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSPGAMING HAS HIT ROCK BOTTOM (HOW CAN IT KEEP GETTING WORSE?!) - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-04-21 | For weeks people have been complaining that DSP Tries It "rewards" of Phil eating food are terrible rewards and he needs to change it up. What was his solution? DOING REVIEWS OF COLOGNE... Within the first stream this was mentioned the viewers all told him what an awful idea it was and this was the resulting crash-out.
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:44 - Brand New Idea For DSP Tries It 1:45 - The Axe Body Detailer Fiasco 2:45 - DSP HAS CHANGED AND CARES ABOUT HIS APPEARANCE DOOD (TOTAL LIE) 4:05 - DSP IS REVIEWING COLOGNE?! THAT’S HIS GREAT IDEA?! 5:14 - $1500 TODAY FOR DSP TO SMELL HIS PERFUME GUYS, WHAT A BARGAIN 6:06 - THAT’S THE WORST IDEA EVER 6:44 - IF IT SUCKS TELL ME YOUR BETTER IDEA! 7:29 - What Benefit Do Viewers Get Out of You Trying Cologne? 8:57 - “Eau De Toilette” VS “You Da Toilet” 9:22 - WORTHLESS HUMANS ARE SAYING IT IS A BAD IDEA 9:58 - 10 YEARS AGO PEOPLE WOULD HAVE LOVED THIS IDEA! 11:08 - More Raging At Chatters Saying It Is a Terrible Idea 11:38 - EDIBLES MELTDOWN 12:46 - $1 No Longer Being Read 13:59 - BEG BEG BEG 14:58 - EVEN MORE BEGGING 15:31 - GIVEAWAY RANT 17:13 - I AM NOT CRASHING OUT 17:46 - Ending the Show With An Admission
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP EXPLODES In TOXIC MELTDOWN After Viewer Says BEGGING IS NOT A BUSINESS - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-04-17 | Phil was having a normal streaming day, recapping yesterdays boring events, begging for tips, when all of a sudden a viewer argues that begging is not a business and DSP went nuclear on him...
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:46 - Welcome To a HOT Stream! (Ft. New Socks) 1:28 - MIC ISSUES AGAIN, DO NOT LIE ABOUT IT OR GET BANNED 2:24 - DISCO ELYSIUM WAGE QUIT THREATENED 3:37 - HOW CAN PHIL BE “SUSSESSFUL” IF HE ONLY STREAMS TO 5 PEOPLE?! 4:02 - DISCO ELYSIUM WILL DESTROY THE CHANNEL DOOD! 5:38 - Phil Just Cares About Money Now, Not Passion 6:15 - BEG BEG BEG 6:49 - “I AM THE TOP DOG CONTENT CREATOR” 7:06 - BEGGING IS NOT A BUSINESS RANT 8:12 - Street Performing is IRL Streaming Dood 8:31 - NO MORE GIVEAWAYS 10:00 - Why Do You Make Your Wife Work If You Are SOOO Successful? 10:50 - KICK SUPPORT DRIED UP BEG 11:23 - SONY BLOG POST MADE ME DO WORK, DO BETTER SONY! 12:49 - Closing Remarks
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSPs DRUNKEN BIRTHDAY DISASTER STREAM - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-04-11 | "Recovering Alcoholic" Phil Burnell wanted to celebrate his 43rd birthday in style, building Minecraft Lego, alone, in his office while viewers pay him to take shots... Great Content!
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:49 - Welcome to the Former Alcoholic’s Birthday Party! 2:49 - Laying Down The Law 3:31 - If Khet’s Cooking is Bad I’m Ordering Little Caesars 3:55 - HOW IS YOU DRINKING ON STREAM ANY DIFFERENT FROM RTU EATING EDIBLES ON STREAM?! 5:10 - FIRST MOONSHINE SHOT 6:05 - DSP vs ItsAGundam 6:51 - SECOND MOONSHINE SHOT 7:37 - ANOTHER SHOT?! 8:43 - 17 YEAR LEGACY DELUSIONS OF GRAN-DOOR 9:44 - Wrapping Up The ‘Podcast’ 10:30 - FEASTING WITH THE PIG - KHET’S TURKEY BURGER + PASTA SALAD 15:12 - CHILL LEGO BUILDING BEGINS (IT’S NOT VERY CHILL) 18:45 - YET ANOTHER SHOT 19:11 - DSP VS JACKIE CHAN STEALING HIS BIRTHDAY 19:26 - WHY HAS SUPPORT SLOWED DOWN?! 20:14 - Birthday Marathon Finale 21:16 - The Biggest Supported Stream EVER (EXCLUDING STREAMS WHERE HE MADE MORE) 22:17 - Do YoU gUyS LiKe Me? 23;26 - BUT TROLLS GET MORE VIEWERS THAN YOU 24:05 - Last Chance To Support! 25:08 - DSP STARTS CRYING OVER HIS WIFE 27:26 - 2:20 Tip Rant 27:55 - $500 DISCOUNT ON THE SHAVING, NOW ONLY $3000! 28:32 - Unban Request DENIED 28:59 - I AM REALLY LEAVING THIS TIME, REALLY REALLY, BUT I’LL STAY IF YOU TIP 29:30 - DSP SCAMS TIPPERS OUT OF OWED SHOTS 29:48 - Acid Reflux Attack 29:59 - Final Beg 31:07 - SNORTAMANIA
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP BEGGED FOR $1500 FOR THIS...?! - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-04-04 | After the failed attempt to raise $900 to shave off his beard DSP finally had an inpouring of positive momentum leading to the fantastic reward of... eating McDonalds' new Minecraft Kids Meal... phenomenal content
Timestamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:47 - Welcome To A VERY Special Edition of Smark Guys 1:25 - Ethan Ralph VS PPP 3:01 - WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO A WRESTLING SHOW WITH DSP?! 4:23 - Introductory Beg and Card Shilling 5:00 - PPP’s 'STAR FISH' CHAT 5:55 - Where Did You Get The Nickname “Rim-It-Ralph”? 6:22 - Ethan Leaves 7:10 - Ethan Tries To Introduce DSP to Wrestling Torrents 7:53 - I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO MERSH IS! HOW CAN HE BE A COHOST? 9:16 - $100 HIT: Card Pack Opening Unlocked (I DO NOT KNOW ANY OF THESE PEOPLE) 10:05 - Ethan Ralph Ass Tape Aficionado 10:57 - Another Beg Session 11:30 - 'Chinese - Mongolian Relations’ as Told By Professor E. Ralph 12:18 - Trish Stratus vs Stephanie Vaquer vs Lola Vice 12:52 - VIEWER ACCIDENTALLY TIPPED RAW PHIL $100 INSTEAD OF DSP 13:09 - 2 More Packs To Open! (DSP STILL DOESN’T KNOW ANYONE) 13:57 - NO FOREIGN CURRENCY ALLOWED 14:24 - WE HAVE TO GET TO WRESTLING NOW 15:14 - A 4th Pack Opening Unlocked 15:39 - STACY KEIBLER?! 16:14 - IrOn ShEiK tWeEtEd Me 16:44 - Closing Beg 18:00 - Any Final Words For The Audience Ethan?
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSPs MOST EMBARRASSING STREAM OF ALL TIME - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-03-25 | After a week of Kino Casino saying they would leak their DM's with DSP Phil decided it would be a great idea to claim it was his masterplan all along and leak them himself. With the help of ReviewTechUSA Phil proceeded to embarrass himself for 4 hours straight. Total cringefest.
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:55 - ReviewTechUSA Is Appearing BUT HE’S LATE! 2:01 - Rich Finally Shows Up 3:13 - “YOU SIMPED FOR THE CASINO PHIL” 4:39 - DSP’s KING SNAKE 'MASTERPLAN’ REVEALED 6:35 - Rich Doesn’t Buy The Lie 7:11 - DSP IS LEAKING DM's 8:49 - I JUST PRETENDED TO BE A KINO SIMP GUYS! IT WAS ALL MY PLAN 9:20 - LYING ABOUT YOUR WIFE BEING SICK IS DISGUSTING 9:58 - The Only Person Believing This is You Phil 11:05 - The Initial DM 11:53 - IT WAS NOT YOUR MASTERPLAN PHIL 12:55 - RTU VS DSP TRIES IT 13:44 - RTU VS DSP’s MICROPHONE 15:54 - Why Do You Pressure Your Audience To Buy Food For Your Wife? 16:32 - EVERYONE IS TELLING ME TO KICK YOU RICH 17:03 - Mutahar Cancels Kino Collab 17:45 - REVIEWTECHUSA KICKED FROM STREAM 18:12 - Kino Casino ItsAGundam DM’s 19:45 - NO FRANK HASSLE IS NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE 20:08 - PPP INVITED ME TO HOGANS BAR…. ERRR I’M MARRIED! 22:55 - The Warski DM’s HE MESSAGED ME ON VALENTINES DAY?! 23:53 - How It All Fell Apart 25:00 - PPP STARTED CALLING MY WIFE FAT AND TURNED ON ME 27:22 - I KING SNAKED THE CASINO 28:27 - More Complaining About ReviewTech 29:14 - I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHICH MESSAGES WERE TRUE OR NOT, YOU DON’T DESERVE THAT 29:58 - Tippers Revolt Against DSP 31:59 - RICH IS GOING ON KINOCASINO ON FRIDAY?! 32:35 - FINAL BEG AND STALLING FOR TIPS (THAT NEVER COME)
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbTHE DAY DSPGAMING DIED - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-03-19 | The snaking that Phil said was never coming finally came and DSP got well and truly FELTED. DSP had a huge meltdown after PPP kept insulting Khet and finally kicked PPP from Smark Guys leading to a full stream with Steven Cambian laughing at Phil.
Time Stamps: 0:00 - PPP SNAKES DSP 0:26 - Rage Quitting Is Against The Law 1:05 - Smark Guys Now a Solo Show?! PPP KICKED OUT FOR INSULTING THE KING 2:27 - The Khet Pity Party 3:24 - DSP LAYS DOWN THE LAW ON PPP 4:05 - Smark Guys Wage Quit Threat 4:23 - KINO CASINO GOING ON VACATION RUINED MY REDEMPTION ARC! 5:20 - The Three Paths For DSPGaming 5:58 - EVERYONE TOLD ME NOT TO DO DRAMA DOOD 7:25 - PPP SNAKED ME BECAUSE I SAID NO TO ALL HIS IDEAS 9:08 - The Roast Begins 11:06 - DSP WAS A DOORMAT WHO LET PPP DO ANYTHING 12:23 - DSP Put Khet on Stream To Humiliate Her 14:13 - DSP RAN FROM PPP 15:51 - DSP SQUANDERS EVERY OPPORTUNITY 17:16 - HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH ON SMARK GUYS 18:04 - THE SHOW IS JUST ABOUT MONEY 19:02 - The Worst Thing About Working With Phil: THE 4AM TEXTS GUILT TRIPPING 20:33 - I DIDN’T COME TO PHIL, PHIL CAME TO ME! 21:40 - Phil Sold Out Every Principle He Had for Kino Casino 24:07 - PHIL NEEDS TO BE A VICTIM, IT IS HIS FAULT HE IS WHERE HE IS 26:15 - ONE DAY ALL THE WHALES WILL BE GONE PHIL 27:28 - DSP REFUSED AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO FLORIDA 28:31 - PPP Reacts To Smark Guy 29:19 - PPP vs “The Three Paths” 30:36 - NO ONE CARES ABOUT WRESTLING CARDS! 31:55 - Final Cope
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP BETRAYED and DESTROYED By PPP LIVE ON STREAM - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-03-12 | With all the drama surrounding DSP recently PPP took an extra long "Grill Phil" session to completely destroy him on the latest instalment of Smark Guys. It was a total disaster.
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:46 - DSP’s Zoo Trip When? 1:42 - LEX WENT TO THE ZOO WITH ALL YOUR MONEY 2:23 - Obligatory Goal Shilling 3:45 - FAKE MEMBERSHIP WARNING (PPP DOESN’T BELIEVE IT) 4:32 - Are You Going to Talk About Wrestling or Just Money? 5:27 - Begging CRINGE 6:06 - DSP VS Sharing 6:46 - WWE Card Unboxing (HE PULLED KHET?!) 7:39 - Is Your Dishwasher STILL Broken?! 7:55 - PPP DESTROYS DSP’s "PIZZA PARTY” 9:39 - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH IRONCHEFSAKAI 10:06 - Why Did You Insult StrangelyLex? 10:43 - NO PROMOTING OTHER STREAMS! ILLEGAL! 11:34 - JEALOUS OF IRONCHEFSAKAI DONATING TO SOMEONE ELSE 12:25 - Bi-Erasure 14:11 - She Finished the Lego Set Faster Than You Phil… 15:38 - PPP BRINGS OUT DSP’s INCEL MANIFESTO 17:37 - JUST IGNORE IT PHIL! 18:18 - I DO NOT INSERT MYSELF INTO DRAMA CONTENT 18:50 - You’re Upset Because You Lost Money, JUST ADMIT IT 19:55 - YOU CAN’T RELY ON 5 PEOPLE FOREVER PHIL, YOU HAVE TO CHANGE 20:31 - YOU SQUANDERED THE KINO CASINO BOOSTED AUDIENCE
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSPs EXPLODES Into TOXIC RANT Telling Viewers TO DONATE HIM MONEY - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-03-06 | After weeks of begging for the "special pizza party" DSP finally broke and exposes just how much he cares about his fans. HE JUST WANTS THE MONEY!
Time Stamps: 0:00 - OPEN UP YOUR VELCRO WALLETS 0:23 - Rage Quitting Is Against The Law 1:03 - Much Laid Back Fun Chill Sessions of Vibe! 1:29 - DSP vs Lost Records 2:50 - NO ONE SUPPORTED LOST RECORDS?! TIPS, WHERE WERE THEY?! 3:30 - TIP FOR THE PIZZA PARTY 5:34 - Q&A Begins 6:05 - TROLLS DERAIL Q&A 6:27 - ANY KICK ACCOUNT WITH 'REAL' IN THE NAME IS A SOCK ACCOUNT 6:52 - EVEN MORE BEGGING 7:42 - THE BEGGING SOMEHOW GETS WORSE 8:37 - DSP LAUNCHES INTO TIRADE AGAINST FANS 10:27 - Last Chance To Support Guys… 11:11 - MARRIAGE UPDATE
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSPs I HAVE AUTISM Song (FOR DSPGAMING VIEWERS)Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-02-26 | After years of denial, here it is, DSP accepting his autism and creating a music video for all his viewers to show autism is something to be accepted in every community.
TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - MONSTER HUNTER ONLY RAISED $4?! 0:19 - Rage Quitting Is Against The Law 0:59 - Welcome to a New WIDESCREEN Podcast! 1:38 - Neck Injury Update (VERY SAD PLEASE TIP) 3:13 - Pillow Shill Segment 4:29 - THE PILLOW DID NOT STOP THE PAIN GUYS 4:57 - 'I CANNOT CURE MY CONDITION WITH EXERCISE AND HEALTHY EATING’ RANT 7:25 - YET ANOTHER STREET FIGHTER 6 ONLINE LAG RANT 10:17 - "ROLLBACK NETCODE IS THE ULTIMATE THEFT” 11:27 - DSP You Know Nothing About Netcode 12:28 - R*T*RD RANT 14:36 - DELIVERY DRIVER STOLE MY EUROPEAN TREAT BOX DOOD 15:06 - Would You Ever Take Back “The King of Hate”? 16:31 - Outro
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP FINALLY Takes Wife to JAPAN?! - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-02-05 | Khet has always wanted to visit Japan and after years of marriage Phil has finally planned a honeymoon! By buying a box of snacks from Japan and eating them on stream for your viewing (dis)pleasure. Enjoy
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP BRICKS $250 WEBCAM DISASTER STREAM - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-01-22 | Windows, in all of their booksmart (NOT STREETSMART) wisdom decided to roll out an update to their software WHICH BRICKED DSP's CAMERA. Now did Phil wait, level-headedly, for an update? NO! He instead took to the stream to complain and moan for 2 hours how his day off was ruined by Microsoft! Mature adult ladies and gentlemen
Timestamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:47 - Welcome to a Chill Fun Rant Stream 1:22 - NINTENDO RIPPED ME AND MY WIFE OFF RANT ! THEY SCAMMED US OUT OF $50 4:31 - WINDOWS 11 UPDATE BRICKED MY CAMERA?! 7:01 - I Already Bought a Spare Camera 7:30 - THE NEW MODEL IS WORSE THAN THE OLD ONE 9:14 - New 2 Camera Setup (Very Professional) 10:26 - BOOK SMART NERDS AT MICROSOFT STOLE MY DAY OFF WITH MY WIFE 13:32 - $50 CHARGEBACK RANT (YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL) 15:42 - Closing Beg 16:09 - PHIL IS DOING WHAT?!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSPs TOP 10 RAGE/WAGE QUITS OF 2024 - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-01-17 | DSP used to pride himself on being a man who created FULL playthroughs of games, in 2024 he quit so many that there was enough for a top 10 (with entries to spare!) So please enjoy a look back at all the games that got unceremoniously quit due to rage, or lack of support.
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:53 - Number 10 2:28 - Number 9 4:06 - Number 8 7:08 - Number 7 10:01 - Number 6 11:50 - Number 5 15:21 - Number 4 18:48 - Number 3 22:12 - Number 2 26:03 - Number 1
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP EXPLODES Over DOORDASH ORDER, Complains Food Is NOT ROBUST - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2025-01-08 | DSP, a man known for his calm temperament and no Karen-like traits decided he'd order from the new Mexican restaurant that opened close to him. THE FOOD WAS NOT ROBUST. He then proceeded to complain on stream for the entirety of the 'reward' show...
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP EXPLODES Threatening LAWSUIT Against ILLEGAL RESTREAMING DETRACTORS - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2024-12-27 | This episode of the Level 1 "Podcast" was a big one. Between the ordeals updating his laptop to Windows 11, the scammer hacking and finally the lawsuit threatened against illegal detractors, it was disaster after disaster! Never change Phil!
Timestamps: 0:00 - DSP Going Out of Business 0:26 - Rage Quitting is Against the Law 1:06 - DSP VS Windows 11 Upgrade 3:09 - IT WANTS ME TO UPDATE AGAIN?! 4:06 - Why Do You Make Every Little Thing a Big Deal Phil? 4:52 - BEG BEG BEG 5:59 - Khet Wants Chicken Nuggets Rant 7:01 - Shoutouts 7:20 - DSP HACKED BY SCAMMER?! 9:07 - YouTube Laughs At DSP’s ‘Argentinian Membership Scam’ Theory 9:44 - MY DETRACTORS RUINED MY CAREER 10:57 - DETRACTOR MELTDOWN RANT (1000% TOXIC) 12:43 - DELUSIONS GO OFF THE SCALE 13:24 - LAWSUIT THREATENED
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP HARDCORE BEGS For 3 WEEKS For This PATHETIC REWARD?! - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2024-12-23 | After the fall of 'The Streak' DSP was struggling to hit his goals to unlock another episode of DSP Tries It. After 3 weeks of hardcore begging he finally hit the goal and the result was pathetic.
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP RAGES and COPES Over TIPS STREAK ENDING After Support COMPLETELY DRIES UP - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2024-12-09 | NOW GUYS, DSP had been hitting his goals and felting the trolls for 96 straight streams, until the politics show completely ruined that. Now with 2 back to back streams failing to hit the goal DSP is not happy with his former buddies over at Kino Casino for jeopardising the streak and rages and copes with the audience for their lack of support
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:49 - The Elephant in the Room: THE STREAK IS OVER 2:13 - KINO CASINO RUINED THE SCHEDULE BY STREAMING 3:00 - LITERALLY NO ONE WAS SUPPORTING?! 3:56 - DSPolitics Doesn’t Count For the Streak? 4:38 - POPEYES DSP TRIES IT DENIED 5:50 - ILLEGAL RESTREAMER RANT 7:33 - Streak Terms Updated 8:13 - STELLAR BLADE CANCELLED 8:53 - DSP VS FREE STELLAR BLADE SOCIALISM 9:29 - The ‘Christmas Miracle’ Deal 11:06 - IF YOU TIP $15,000 I’LL PLAY IT TOMORROW 11:49 - Stellar Blade Derails Chistmas Marathon Nomination 12:50 - NO SUPERCHATS?! 13:15 - $15,000 Food Bank Donation 14:22 - Outro
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP EXPLODES in DOUBLE WAGE QUIT FAKING TIPS To Keep Streak - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2024-12-05 | As we all know DSP spent several thousand dollars over the past month ‘upgrading’ his setup. You would have thought people would love the new upgrades, BUT NO ONE WAS SUPPORTING. WOW DOOD! Both Black Ops 6 and Street Fighter 6 sent to ban world because of no tips.
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:51 - New Streaming PC is GREAT 1:19 - BLACK OPS 6 RAGE QUIT 4:27 - Impromptu Q&A Begins 5:01 - USPS RANT 6:03 - HUGE BEGGING SESSION 7:04 - GUYS SERIOUSLY LAST CHANCE TO SUPPORT OR THE TROLLS WILL WIN 8:10 - Viewer Calls Out Begging 8:42 - FAKE $88 ANON TIP SAVES THE STREAK 10:01 - STREET FIGHTER 6 RAGE QUIT 11:27 - WE ONLY RAISED $10?!
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP BRICKS BRAND NEW $1500 PC DISASTER Stream - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2024-12-02 | After the disaster setup stream of his gaming PC, Phil "I used to build PC's" Burnell is back to setup another new PC for capturing gameplay. Somehow it went even worse than the first...
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:45 - Welcome to a VERY Special Unboxing 1:49 - The New PC is All Thanks To You 2:23 - Should Be Easy Setup (YEAH RIGHT) 3:09 - Stream Deck Sound Effects Now Available! 3:26 - Quick Shoutouts 3:50 - PC UNBOXING TIME 4:28 - DSP ASMR 4:42 - BRAND NEW PC DROPPED 5:17 - More Shoutouts 5:50 - Free Keyboard and Mouse?! THEY ARE BLACK?! MY PC IS WHITE 7:57 - Do You Have Autism? 8:22 - Initial Setup 9:46 - WRONG PASSWORD RANT 10:10 - RGB APP WON’T WORK 10:28 - New Mouse and Keyboard Test THEY DON’T LIGHT UP GOOD DOOD 11:40 - Capture Card and SSD Installation (THEY DON’T FIT?!) 13:49 - CAPTURE CARD DOES NOT WORK. WHY?! 14:29 - DSP vs El Gato Drivers 16:05 - WHERE ARE THE DRIVERS YOU STILL HAVEN’T TOLD ME 17:03 - DSP Gives Up
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP EXPOSES THE TRUTH About ONLY 1 PERSON TIPPING To SAVE THE STREAK EVERYDAY - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2024-11-21 | As we've seen the past few days, DSP is really struggling to hit his contribution goal on a daily basis. He keeps getting to the final 5 minutes and being bailed out by a "Hail Mary Tip" in the last moment, but are they all from the same person under different sock accounts?!
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:59 - PC Issues Persist, Please Tip 1:57 - Guilt Tripping For Support Again 3:29 - ALL CONTRIBUTIONS ARE FROM 1 PERSON?! 4:05 - Yet Another Twitch Rant (OVER 3 YEARS LATER, STILL SALTY) 7:25 - ‘Quick Reminder’ Beg 8:25 - GAME AWARDS RANT 10:11 - I DIDN’T WIN CONTENT CREATOR OF THE YEAR?! 10:50 - Jasper Invades 11:53 - NO I AM NOT PLAYING METAPHOR, NO ONE DONATED 12:24 - I AM NOT PLAYING BALATRO IF IT WAS GOOD I WOULD HAVE HEARD OF IT. NO ONE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE GAME DOOD 13:16 - BOFA DEEZ NUTZ 13:38 - Closing Beg
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP COPES In DELUSIONAL RANT About How The FUTURE OF DSPGAMING IS SO BRIGHT - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2024-11-12 | We've all known DSP is in his own delusional world for a long time, but now he's taken it to new levels. Will the politics channel save the business? I think we all know the answer to that, but Phil thinks it will bring in huge amounts of support that he needs sunglasses because the future is so bright...
Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:44 - Welcome To PS5 Pro Day! NO I DID NOT BUY IT, IT WAS DONATED! 1:50 - The Launch of DSPolitics to Felt Kino Casino 3:23 - "THE FUTURE IS SO BRIGHT I NEED SHADES” DELUSION 4:21 - $2,000 AUTHENTIC INSTANT RAMEN GOAL 5:04 - How Is Watching You Eat a Reward?! 6:40 - $40,000 TO PLAY STELLAR BLADE?! 7:50 - First Console? 8:10 - *MAJOR CRINGE WARNING* 8:44 - THE DETRACTOR-NEWS TWITTER ACCOUNT IS DEFINITELY NOT ME GUYS, REALLY… PLEASE BELIEVE ME! OK IT IS. 10:11 - Phil’s Day Off 'Exciting Trip to Costco’ Edition 11:07 - Goals Hit, Trolls Are Crying 11:31 - Any Final Questions?
Watch every upload I've released here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpp2fvNHY8iOmp4JELb4JzVkUUcocYfdbDSP FINALLY COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET?! - SummarisedDick Stroking Phil Vlogs2024-11-06 | We've all had our suspicions, the disgust at the fridge in Atomic Heart, the absolute disgust over Stellar Blade, now Phil finally sets the record straight on what we've been questioning for years.