Chris Ray GunThis video's a bit late, but here it is! Hard to believe over 100,000 of you decided my cancerous nonsense was worth your time. Regardless, it gave me a good excuse to do stupid shit.
Thanks to everyone who submitted dialogue! I couldn't get everyone in due to the copyright fuckery! And don't worry Dave Rubin. I forgive you for being too late on the video delivery :D
NICE TO BLEACH YOU! - 100,000 Subscriber SpecialChris Ray Gun2016-07-08 | This video's a bit late, but here it is! Hard to believe over 100,000 of you decided my cancerous nonsense was worth your time. Regardless, it gave me a good excuse to do stupid shit.
Thanks to everyone who submitted dialogue! I couldn't get everyone in due to the copyright fuckery! And don't worry Dave Rubin. I forgive you for being too late on the video delivery :D
Yup! I'm stepping into the ring for Creator Clash 2! I've been training for several months and I'll be training for several more so, if you've been wondering why I haven't been posting, you've got your answer. This is easily the most 'out of my comfort zone' thing I've ever done and I'm absolutely stoked to surprise the hell outta you all.
The event will be held at the Amelie Arena in Tampa FL on April 15th, 2023. #creatorclash
Ay yo! We're ranking 2016s Games of All Time! Come on by, and if you disagree with my correct opinions, visit Tom Sweenys Twitter account to file an official complaint!
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You friend, the local thief here! Fantano is over there in his little kingdom judging entire years based on their musical output. I figured why not cast the same unfair judgement but for video games instead? If you guys like this, we'll do one every week until 2022 and I'm thinking the next one we'll do LIVE on Twitch and we can all participate in the conversation. How's THAT sound? HUH?!?
Figured this'll be decent in between content while I work on bigger Recaps and special surprise projects. Sorry my big videos are taking longer than usual. Really trying to up the ante over here and I'm still just a one man team, old school style. Once you see what I'm working on though, I think you'll be pleased. I've personally never been more stoked. See you next week (if u liked this) If not, I'll see you .... eventually.
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Halo has been trending lately and not in a good way. I know how to fix it and honestly, I’m shocked that nobody has suggested this already given how late this video is. It’s time for desperate measures.
Podcasts! SACRED SYMBOLS : A PLAYSTATION PODCAST ► apple.co/2Rqmklc SNARK TANK ► youtube.com/c/TheSnarkTankMY COMMENTS SECTION is a MESS! - Glasses OffChris Ray Gun2022-07-31 | It's been a while since we sat down and exchanged genuine ideas. A lot of people really enjoyed the last Ray Gun Recap, which I'm stoked about, but some of you had some blazing takes that I couldn't just leave alone. So, buckle up. It's clobbering time. That's a copyrighted phrase? That can't be real. The Thing says it? Like from the horror movie? No? The Fantastic Four? Ugh. Fine. Whatever, I talk into the camera and I think it's slightly interesting, go nuts. Jerk.
Podcasts! SACRED SYMBOLS : A PLAYSTATION PODCAST ► apple.co/2Rqmklc SNARK TANK ► youtube.com/c/TheSnarkTankI took a shot every time I died in Elden Ring and regretted it immenselyChris Ray Gun2022-06-26 | Every Death = One Shot! I'm pretty terrible at From Soft games and I'm not great at Souls games either, so naturally I decided to lay my life on the line and punish myself for it. Why? There's literally no good reason. Sorry to disappoint you. Maybe if you actually started conversations with me every once in a while you wouldn't get this treatment from me. I'm always the one initiating. I know somethings going on. Is it work? Your folks? You're not the same person I met all those years ago on the Bison ranch. Goodbye.
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MESSAGE TO AUDIENCE ► Thanks to all of you who are somehow still here. I really do appreciate the support. The fact that so many of you are still here despite my erratic schedule is something I don't take for granted. Been going through a lot of personal stuff during this pandemic. Won't get into specifics cuz a lot of it is personal and I don't like when people overshare, but I'm trying to just get a lot done and make stuff that's worth watching. Sincerely, thank you.
___TIME STAMPS___ 00:00 - Number One Halo Advisor 01:34 - Paying The Bills 02:50 - Introduction 04:23 - General Thoughts (That Old, Familiar Feeling) 06:46 - Sandbox (Infinite Devil Machine) 14:38 - Maps (Authorized Personnel Only) 19:38 - Customization / Progression (Ladies Like Armor Plating) 22:29 - The Little Problems (Judgement) 26:09 - Chris Ray Gun Presents
I played 40+ hours of Halo Infinite and yeah, I’m late. Fashionably late. The technical preview has come and gone and even though everybody and their dementia riddled grandparents have already given their takes on it, I have yet to do so. According to high profile people in the games industry and games media, I am the Number One Halo Advisor so my takes instantly matter more than everyone else's. I don’t make the rules, sorry.
After six years of waiting, we finally got a glimpse of Halo Infinite multiplayer in action and it's encouraging, but I have some thoughts. I will now rant about Halo Infinite for 26 minutes. Hope you nerds enjoy.
EDP445 gets Chris Hanson'd and runts to Vimeo, David Dobrik mutilates his friends, James Charles texts some kids, Big Bug wants you to eat cicadas, and Tariq Nasheed returns from the ether.
Six Day in Fallujah got cancelled by Fox News boomers in 2009 and in 2021, the same game is getting cancelled by neolib Twitter checkmarks. Why though? What is so controversial about Highwire Games' revival of "Six Days in Fallujah?"
Last year sucked. Popular opinion, I know, but that's because it's true. We're all getting older, the world's getting more and more unpredictable, and Snapple refused to admit that glass bottles taste better. But at least we have each other to guide us through the harrowing darkness. So let's take a look back at 2020, the good, the bad, and ugly. My first musical was to the tune of "We Didn't Start The Fire," but I genuinely can't think of a year more deserving of a version of it's own.
Hope you enjoy! I'll be making more of these this year. Stay tuned, babycakes. That's your nickname now, babycakes. Why are you still reading this? I'm not some novelist here to wax your cerebrum with whimsical words and rambunctious tales of a yesteryear long since past. Get some help, creep.
I'm not a weeb. I don't like anime. I don't even the good ones. So when I say this anime is the worst example of the medium I've ever seen, you need to understand the gravity of that statement. Today we take a look at baffling beginnings and strange origins of Abunai Sisters: Koko and Mika!
Are you stressed out by the sheer unpredictability of the cold unfeeling world that stares at you through your filthy windows? Well, why not relax and take a load off with me and some other YouTube friends as we delve into some classic Halo 3 Custom Games.
Joe Rogan was trending recently after saying that video games were a waste of time and given his treatment of developers on his podcast in the past, I felt a need to ... rebut.
Don't worry, this isn't a Halo channel now. Just wanted to get this out so we can move on to other things in the near future. Here's what I liked and didn't like about Halo Infinite now that I've had time to digest what I saw.
The Smash Bros Community in ruins! Goya becomes political! Shane Dawson is still somehow relevant! Tik Tok vs the Government! It's a cancelpalooza on todays poorly edited Ray Gun Recap
Halo has been suffering an identity crisis for the last decade. In that crisis it left behind core aspects of the series that set it apart from the crowd, in favor of mechanics that turned it into just another first person shooter. Today, I'll be talking (perhaps too passionately) about why Sprint, and by extension, Enhanced Mobility, don't belong in Halo games ... but I'll also be discussing ways the fun of fast paced modern combat could be introduced to the series in a way that keeps the core formula intact.
This isn't a video game channel, I know. But I'm passionate about this for some reason and at the end of the day, that's why I made my channel in the first place. To talk about things I think are funny or to talk about things I care a lot about. I hope that at least a fraction of you gain something out of this, even if you're not into Halo.
The Deer Woman on Twitch's Safety Advisory Council recently came under fire for arguing that voice chat makes competitive play unfair. Does she have a point? No. Is everyone tired of this person already? Yes. And while it's easy to poke fun at the deer girl for obvious reasons, I wanted to actually look at what her argument actually is, and in doing so perhaps share with you the beautiful brutality of voice chat and the post game lobby.
Chapters - 00:00 Chris Dies With Good Audio 01:40 Introduction 03:13 The Post Game Lobby 06:02 Is Voice Chat Unfair? 15:27 The Elephant In The Room 18:54 Conclusion 21:23 Tom SweenyCELEBRITIES DEFEAT C0VID?! - Ray Gun RecapChris Ray Gun2020-04-04 | Cor0naV1ru5 is here but don't you worry your pretty little heart! The celebrities are here to save us with their empty tweets, awful Beatles covers, and meltdown selfies. From Late Night Jimmies to the balconies of Italy, no leaf is unturned here on the Ray Gun Rona Recap!
Media Molecule spent about seven years crafting a super detailed creation tool that gave players freedom to make their own games, animations, and art. Was that a good call? Or is freedom simply horrifying? #DreamsPS4 #Dreams
Twitter Checkmarks are once again playing a good old fashioned game of Clutch the Pearls, this time with South Park. The show trended on twitter following a verified hot take detailing how South Park did significant "damage" to our "culture" due to it's apathetic tone and it's "make fun of anyone" philosophy.
It's a brand new day! In a brand new year! In a brand new decade! So, what better way to start than with an argument resurrected from the early 2000s? From Hillary Clinton fighting with Bernie Sanders to establishment politicians blaming video games for the worlds ills. We may have bone marrow DNA soul usurpers in the 2020s, but we haven't changed much.
Turns out, anyone can be a snowflake! With the recent "Ok Boomer" meme exploding into the internets collective consciousness, some baby boomers have cried "discrimination" while some are trying to turn it into a television show, I shit you not. I'm not even kidding. Isn't that just beyond dumb. Anyway, I'm back. Sorry for the wait.
Joker will DESTROY our SOCIETY ... or will it? Hi, welcome to another episode of whatever this is. Today we're talking about Joaquin Pheonix's new film "Joker" and the media firestorm that ensued amidst dumb concerns about whether the film would inspire VIOLINS!
So, the Area 51 Raid finally happened. After months of buildup, after months of promise of a Naruto inspired siege on one of America's last remaining mysteries ... what did we get? Did we clap some alien cheeks? Did anyone perish at the hands of super secret hi tech military arms?