The Intern Rhyme Combinator 2008-10-06 | This video will change your life! Full stop. Respeck. R.I.P. Jam Master Jay. Out. Free mp3 here: http://seedwell.com/download/Beau-J-Furia-The-Intern.zip Video directed by David Fine. Camera by Mario Quintana. Produced by Beau Lewis, David Fine, and Peter Furia. Lighting by Shawn Anderson. Song by Beau-J & Furia. Beat by Steven Van Beathavin. Inspired by Run DMC's "Peter Piper". LYRICS: Now little intern got a 9-to-5 Arrives on time, cuz it's time to strive. Makes the john blaze coffee always best fair trade, All the ladies in recruiting want to see him get paid, With a stapler and paper, best pound for pound His bobble-head might bobble but it don't fall down I got a Hummer v12, drive a beast to work, bluetoofin in the whip quotin captain kirk, priceline negotiator, while i'm clingin on, I do my pirates watchin' Captain Ron. He's the greenest of the green, with the lowest of the status, But I'm tryin' to help him climb, cuz you know who his dad is. High socks, chicken pocks, lookin like J Fox, name's Chrix, pullin chicks, turtle mocks like Spocks break beats, windmills, on his agenda makes the hottest pot of coffee yo! it's off the Splenda It goes a one, two, three and... Hes like Burt Renolds, except hes not. Every tater that he touches, turns to tots. He's the greatest of great up in the office late, Picks up dinner for the ladies, then they pro-create BBQ chicken - CPK God damn that intern made my day Shmoove as shkippy on the shide He's the shupa integrata shtick a shammy in the shky Grand mashta mashpatata He's dressed for success like Barbazon Gettin' noticed from his focus on emoticons Google chat! IM, up in the mix, He's not wordy, on QWERTY, and his name is Chrix. Dig his beans like you dig this flow, And you all want this cup of Joe! C-C-C-C-Chrix jump up like some jumpin jacks Rub your back while you work, then ghost ride the fax! And like all fairy tales end, Youll see Chrix again my friend! There it is.
Joe Rogan talks with Trump about stolen election (rap) Rhyme Combinator 2021-07-16 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1Was the election stolen? Or is it a big lie? ---- LYRICS ----Joe Rogan: Welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience, today I am platforming people who have been factually disproven because i am fair and unbiased. Welcome Donald Trump, Guiliani, and Ted Cruz. guys... Joe: soon enough this woke culture won’t allow us to talk Trump: yes thanks for having us on your talk show to allow us to talkJoe: This PC culture says white men have to be stoppedTrump: so true - I went on my PC and found out i was blocked Rudy: Yes cancel culture is ruining free thought with cheap scandalsJoe: So tell me about Liz Cheney - Trump: Oh she’s cancelled Trump: republicans who don’t support me support tyranny Joe: So let’s talk about the election, was it really a conspiracy? Giuliani: yes this stolen election puts our democracy in dangerJoe:but have you ever done DMT in a cryogenic chamber?Trump: yes I have seen the DNC crying in their chamberTed Cruz: Wait Pellossi’s on DMT? That explains her behavior Trump: But Yes Joe Rogan, The election was stolenFraud by mail, dead people voting Giuliani: Mail means Fraud - we all know that connectionTrump: well except for when I voted by mail in the last election Ted:The fact mail in votes are even allowed is really scaryGiulliani: Except our boys from the army, those votes are necessaryTrump: yes i take no issue with mail from the militaryTed: Well I think ONLY males should be allowed in the military Joe:true.. But what would you say to those ..who say vote in mail already works in six states?Ted: well those are all lib states - so that is a mistakeRudy: we're gunna trust a liberal system in California and Oregon?Joe: what about Utah?Trump: no not Utah I love my mormons Giuiliani:Just look at the dead people voting! Isn’t it obvious??Rogan:Do you think it could be tied to some kind of zombie apocalypse?Ted: No it’s liberals identifying as dead for the caucasus Trump: ughh these snowflakes and their identity politics Rogan: couldn’t a dead dude have the same name as a living dude??Trump:that’s just fake news being pushed by the liberalsRogan: Well I know more than one Joe, it’s not a concern to meTrump: The same name?? I thought the libs wanted diversity Giulliani: Plus those dominion voting machines are rigged and can’t be trustedTed: They were probably sent over from the dominion republic! Joe: so this is all a conspiracy that was democrat run?Trump: yes these sneaky libs corruption is second to noneJoe: But republicans still gained seats when the election was doneWouldn’t dems cheat for all positions instead of just oneAnd there also be more seats in the senate they won?Trump: So true! these lazy libs can’t get anything doneElection night I was leading, but votes got buried in ditches,We were winning, then we weren’t, seems very suspicious Trump: I broke records with my campaign, don’t know where you heard it from -got more votes than any president Joe: except the current one Giuliani: We’ve filed 62 cases, all standing on fair ground,Trump: that’s more law suits than a men’s warehouse!Joe: Good point, but wait, didn’t you lose all the suits?Trump: That’s what the lame-stream media wants you to assume Giuliani: That dead voter in Pennsylvania, that was open and shutHard proof of voter fraudTed: *whispering* that guy voted for Trump Trump: Fake news, classic LYING TEDOf course the zodiac killer would try and speak for the dead Giuliani: Even the fact it happened proves there’s corruption in it,And this whole conspiracy falls on the justice system Trump: So true Rudy, the whole system are fake friends,But not the judges we appointed, i don’t wanna blame them Giuliani: Look trump wouldn’t lie about rigging, the guy is so honestTed: even tho he did it to me at the iowa caucus Trump: SHUTUP TED! YOUR WIFE IS OBNOXIOUS Giuliani: Who even invited this toxic virus from congress? Ted: well said mr. president Joe: So just to be completely clear Donald, you, the most powerful man on earth, the leader of the free world, in spite of controlling the white house, the senate, the supreme court, the post office, and most state governments, you still had the election stolen from you without them leaving a trace of evidence? Trump: Exactly, Joe. Joe: sheesh, those guys are good
Trump on Clubhouse rapping with Tucker Carlson Rhyme Combinator 2021-05-27 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#storiesLYRICS:-------------Tucker Carlson: Welcome to free speech friday, where cancel culture is cancelled. President Trump..Trump: They wouldn’t let me on twitter, so we started our own. Repubhouse. Tucker: Let’s talk vaccines Trump: Don’t listen to Joe Biden’s fake news they force feedI saved the whole world with operation warp speedI invented MRNA, it invades and killsAny weakness in your body kinda like tiny navy sealsTucker: Congrats Mr. President, we saved the nation with your help,Next question sir, are you taking one yourself?Trump: Taking one? I took every vaccine on principalMixed em all in a cocktail, and now I’m invincibleTomi: The liberals taking credit makes this vax unappealingBen Shapiro: Well science supports it Tomi, so its vax over feelingsTomi Lahren: But biden taking credit? I think I’d rather drink bleachTrump: Not a bad idea Tomi, that should be a think piece Trump: I made the vax available - from the elderly to 8th gradersMarjorie - IS IT TRUE IT’S MANUFACTURED WITH JEWISH SPACE LASERS?Ted Cruz - No espicy on my tacos, Donde Esta Bano Oh are you guys still talking about covid? Im out here stuck in Cabo*talking Talking*Tucker: Im getting word we are getting banned from our own platformTrump: Im hungry anyways- Im storming the white castle - stand back and stand by
Covid vs Vaccine: Rap Battle (feat. Mistah Fab and RyanNicole) Rhyme Combinator 2021-05-21 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#storiesLYRICS:-------------VACCINEy’all been patiently waitin for a vax o’ moderna, cases still rising and that should concern yaBut we moved into action we ammassin’ a herd up2 shots in the arm and this strand gettin murdered COVIDF*** moderna, f*** that johnson, f*** that pfizer sh**yall want Bill Gates or the government tracking yall with microchips?VACCINEI won’t alter your blood line, I’ll bring back your brunch timeYou pushing fake stories... who you ta-covid-19? COVIDPshh You think a lil booster shot could put an end to me?Dog i got more new strains than a dispensary VACCINEI’m 95% effective the whole globe is getting healed,Beer pong at a frat house, you know corona’s getting killed COVIDNah the people want freedom! Not this government trendVACCINENo the people want the freedom to start hugging their friendsCOVIDYOU’RE JUST SOME TEST TUBE BABY, WHO GOT RUSHED BY THE FEDSVACCINESheeesh you can tell i’m working, i’m getting under his skin COVIDHELL NAH! YUNG RONA - 3 MILLION DEAD U CANT F*** W/ M---VACCINEYou just got anti-bodied, hahahah
Clubhouse Dr Fauci answers celebs with raps (feat. Cardi B, Addison Rae, Trump) Rhyme Combinator 2021-05-18 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#storiesLYRICS:-------------Marshawn Lynch: Dr. Fauceezy himself, what’s happening big dawgDr Fauci: Hey Beastmode.. Lets reset the room.. I’m here to answer questions on the vaccines … drop that beatFauci: Every celebrity should sign up and get a shot for themselvesGal Gadot: imagine all the people----Fauci: no that is not gunna helpCardi B: CORONAVIRUS! Sh** is getting realFauci: numbers are going down significantly Cardi B: oh sh** is getting healed!Addison Rae: Will the vaccine stop me from being a teen idol?Fauci: no Addison, for once you don’t want to be viralChet Hanks: It’s my time to go out and get a black queen’s numberFauci: i know a certain white boy should have a vaccine summerThanos: Half the world will die, the other half have shots comingAddison: what did it cost?Thanos: it cost...nothingFauci: see the anti-bodies protect your system so the virus’ blocked50 cent: shit why not? i aint scared, I already took 9 shotsQ: why? Like Trump said this whole virus is just a hoaxFauci: you should ask HIM why he got his vaccine months agoTrump: It’s true.. I can’t tweet so im here.. The whole vaccine roll out is because of me I saved coronavirus & the wo---- Faucii: Looks like we had to mute somebody.
Trump-ful World song by Covid... what if Trump wins? | Rap Cartoons Rhyme Combinator 2020-11-22 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#storiesLYRICS:-------------COVID:I see virus that’s green That’s more than the fluI see it spreadFrom me to youAnd I think to myself what a Trump-ful worldI see states red and blueAnd a house of white Humans with their mask off Cuz that’s their God-given frickin rightAnd I think to myself what a Trump-ful worldCREDITS-------------Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisVocal Directors: Illmac, FrakWriters: Illmac, Frak, PassMusic: Will Randolph V, Chase Moore Mix/master: Nafets Animation: 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo--------- CAST ---------Covid: Jonathan Kite
The Mailman vs Trump Count it up | Rap Cartoon Rhyme Combinator 2020-11-20 | Mailman in this thang pulled up with the whole squad65 million mail in votes, who u think did their job (me)Voter turnout crazy, 160 million, That’s a record baby, democracy in the building,Trump trying to stop the count with his Alt right crewAll votes don’t matter but all lives do? The people will be heard no matter what, they cannot stop this Record breaking mail in votes even though they took the drop boxesIf he dictates this dictatorship Trump will destroy usThe people choose the president, not judges and lawyersThere’s no evidence of voter fraud, no smoking gun,Right now the post office is more credible than the oval oneFile a suit and hold a conference, go and get your mobBut its the peoples turn to speak and the votes just said it allSpeaking of, this is for you...CREDITS-------------Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisVocal Directors: Illmac, FrakWriters: Illmac, Frak, PassMusic: Will Randolph V, Chase Moore Mix/master: Nafets Animation: 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo--------- CAST ---------The Mailman: Pass
Bzzz Donald Trump (YG FDT Remix) feat: Pences fly | Rap Cartoons Rhyme Combinator 2020-11-12 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#storiesLYRICS:-------------BZZZ Donald TrumpBZZZ Donald TrumpBZZZ Donald TrumpBZZZ Donald Trump I like pieces of sh** but i don’t like youAll the bugs from up in nature wanna fight youSurprised the FBI ain't indict youSurprised the KKK ain't try to knight youBiden and Harris, I know the bigots are angry And the VP’s a black woman? we made history baby!He don’t believe in climate change? Hold my phoneYa'll tried to turn mother nature to a no fly zoneDid it for the money - that’s a terrible reason - withdraw from the white house like the Paris agreement Wars on women’s rights getting Barrett in the room First it’s grab 'em by the pu*** now its grab em by the wombWe finna tax the rich and up the minimum wagesIf you so pro life why aint u free them kids from their cagesYeah its free the homies but that’s not enough,I’ma say it like he told Hillary, lock em up! I been in Pence’s hair now we booting off trumpTime to find a new home, we moving on upBzz dont kill my vibeCREDITS-------------Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisVocal Directors: Illmac, FrakWriters: Illmac, Frak, PassMusic: Will Randolph V, Chase Moore Mix/master: Nafets Animation: 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo--------- CAST ---------Fly: Illmac
Joe Biden vs Covid | Cartoon Rap Battle Rhyme Combinator 2020-11-03 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#storiesLYRICS:-------------Biden:Is that you Donald? Get off him Rona Stop the malarchy super spreaders - the party’s overYou two poisoned our country causing massive hysteriaIt’s time to get you out of the white house and you out of America When Trump said you weren’t real, he was locked in the bunkerWhile You were all over Florida having a hot girl summerGave you the red carpet treatment-I heard Trump sayhe’s tough on immigrants, then why’d u let the worst one stay?Covid: Dude you’re killing my vibe with all these mask precautions should be less worried about me and more about natural causes Biden:Leave it to Joe to check this virus While you’re trying to take affordable healthcare from the people most affected by itI listen to scientists, that says a lot about meYou trust your intuition, I trust Dr. FauciI’m not Trump - I’ll never write off the statsI’ll get rid of you the same way you started, right off the batCovid:Hey, Im a good guy, , I wont battle you, you’re seventy-sevenCome on Joe, we’re sooo compatible Trump: Speaking of compatible... you should probably get tested CREDITS-------------Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisVocal Directors: Illmac, FrakWriters: Illmac, Frak, PassMusic: Will Randolph V, Chase Moore Mix/master: Nafets Animation: 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo--------- CAST ---------Donald Trump / Covid: Jonathan KiteJoe Biden: Ted Evans
Trump vs Covid Im real remix | Cartoon Rap Battle Rhyme Combinator 2020-11-03 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#storiesLYRICS:-------------Trump: I’m just not ready...Covid: shhh..What's my mother freakin' name?Trump:C-O-V-I-DCovid:T-R-U-M-PCovid: You told em take off their masks so I could show and proveYou opened the economy, and now you got me open tooTrump: I knew you got around but I didn’t trust the local newsThey say I’m immune now - but I’ll never get over youTrump:I thought you were a hoax (yeah yeah)Dems using you for votes (yeah, yeah)The way you hurt so goodFauci doesn’t understand (our love)Covid:'Cause I'm realTrump:The way you walk, the way you move, the way you spreadCovid:'Cause I'm realTrump:you’re in my heart, You’re in my lungs, you’re in my headCovid:'Cause I'm realTrump:You Take my votes, you take my pride, you take my breathCovid:'Cause I'm realTrump:And I feel weak when I’m around youI’m done with the secrets, I have Covid, and he has me too.CREDITS-------------Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisVocal Directors: Illmac, FrakWriters: Illmac, Frak, PassMusic: Will Randolph V, Chase Moore Mix/master: Nafets Animation: 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo--------- CAST ---------Trump / Covid: Jonathan Kite
Trump vs Biden 2 | Cartoon Rap Battle Rhyme Combinator 2020-11-02 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#storiesLYRICS:-------------Biden: 80,000 cases a day - you still can’t contain this virusTrump: I take full responsibility ….. in blaming ChinaBiden: People are dying Donald, and you are the eye witness,Trump: We’re learning to live with it.. Biden: “No we’re learning to die with it”Trump: The dems want to silence me and limit my roundBiden: wish we had a mute button for your twitter account Trump: Once you’re in you’ll let these radicals run freeHe’s already bending the knee to AOC plus threeBiden:over 500 kids displaced from homes, in a cage alone, Trump: But who built the cages? who built the cages, Joe?Biden:Your dog whistles explains your lack of black votesTrump: I’m the least racist person in the room, including the black hostBiden: Abe Lincoln over here, C’mon Donald don’t lie..If this were the civil war - you’d say there’s good people on both sides Trump: you had 8 years and no justice reform happenedhe’s your typical politician, all talk and no actionBiden: We need to restore decency and stop the sufferingYou only drained the swamp to have more mud to slingIts hope over fear, all you do is inspire hateI don’t see red or blue, I see the UNITED STATESTrump: Fake news!! This whole election is fraud Biden: No. Every vote counts.CREDITS-------------Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisVocal Directors: Illmac, FrakWriters: Illmac, Frak, PassMusic: Will Randolph V, Chase Moore Mix/master: Nafets Animation: 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo--------- CAST ---------Donald Trump: Jonathan KiteJoe Biden: Ted Evans
Joe Biden radio freestyle | Rap Cartoon Rhyme Combinator 2020-10-31 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#storiesLYRICS:-------------BIDEN:Where am I? Drop that sh**Trump was raised in a mansion, getting paid in Manhattan,Inherited millions, and still he’s evading his taxes, My career like Dunder Mifflin the way that it happenedCame from nothing, took office and made paper in ScrantonTrump let 200,000 die, he should be impeached for that,Then he caught Covid, hey ..should have used bleach for thatI know real loss you’d have to’ve gone through to knowI’ve lost my wife in a crash, I even lost my son Beau,While you were focused on golfing and boats, yachting and moatsThe only things you’ve lost is your real hair & the popular voteSo bring up my family but watch what you say Jack, And if you're voting for Trump then you ain'tKAMALA:TIME! Biden - Harris 2020 y’all!CREDITS-------------Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisVocal Directors: Illmac, FrakWriters: Illmac, Frak, PassMusic: Will Randolph V, Chase Moore Mix/master: Nafets Animation: 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo--------- CAST ---------Joe Biden: Ted EvansKamala Harris: Chene Lawson
Trump mask off freestyle remix | Rap Cartoon Rhyme Combinator 2020-10-30 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#storiesLYRICS:-------------TRUMP:Mask off, mask off,I beat covid then i took my mask off, (WOO)Mask off, joe take that big ass mask off, Don’t let covid dominate you, you or your grandpops (WOO)Mask off, mask off,Couple billion in the bank and we talking Tax fraud ?Naw-- Mask off pull up in a jaguar (WHIP)Turn the Presidential motorcade into Nascar (SKURT SKURT)I put that Little infection into witness protection, You’ll get your stimulus checks when I win the election (CHACHING)Sleepy joe isnt fit to run, open your eyes,I became immune to covid, and joe would’ve died (YUP)COVID WOULDA ATE YOUR LUNCH (THAS WASSUP)CREDITS-------------Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisVocal Directors: Illmac, FrakWriters: Illmac, Frak, PassMusic: Will Randolph V, Chase Moore Mix/master: Nafets Animation: 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo--------- CAST ---------Donald Trump, Covid: Jonathan Kite
Kamala Harris vs Mike Pence | Cartoon Rap Battle Rhyme Combinator 2020-10-28 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#storiesLYRICS:-------------KAMALA: You think climate change is a hoax and can’t beat the virushow you manage the Covid task force and don’t believe in science?MIKE PENCE: You said you wouldn’t take a vaccine once it’s legalized K: No, If Fauci-MP: Stop playing politics w peoples lives!K: I stand with Joe.. MP: you didn’t in primary seasonK: Mr vice president, I'm speaking..(beat drop) I'm actually speakinMP: Joe’s views on fracking are destroying KamalaSpeaking of fracking, they go together like oil and waterIf you’re in the suburbs, the left wants trouble for youK: Mo If you have pre-existing conditions - they’re coming for youSystemic Racism isnt real? But what lives are they sparing?Of course you wanna call the cops - even your wife is named Karen-MP: Im a man of faith, committed to the oath that was swornThe left wants to abort your child up til the moment its bornK: Another man controlling a woman’s body with that lie that you’re pushingIt’s a woman’s right to choose, now you have the right to choose a woman.FLY:Ima let yall finish but yall boring and get no loveAnd aint no debate I generated the most buzzIm here to protest - stop these violent cops pleaseI’m the fly telling you to stop sending swat teamsAy- Iono, I’m just a fly man… it aint about me, get out and vote!CREDITS-------------Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisVocal Directors: Illmac, FrakWriters: Illmac, Frak, PassMusic: Will Randolph V, Chase Moore Mix/master: Nafets Animation: 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo--------- CAST ---------Kamala Harris: Chene LawsonMike Pence: Chase Moore
Trump vs Biden | Cartoon Rap Battle Rhyme Combinator 2020-10-22 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#storiesLYRICS:-------------BIDENSo you’ve gotten over covid, well...all of us can hopeAt least you had your presidency’s first positive resultsTRUMPI beat covid greatly - it’s not as bad as they saidTime to beat a worse virus- the radical leftBIDENYour Tax returns showed your success was fake news“treats America like his business”- that’s why it failed tooTRUMPOf course sleepy joe wants to sleep on my accomplishmentsI got the stock market booming, he wants to turn us into communistsBIDENcalling the military losers.. You’ve truly crossed the lineTRUMPSpeaking of lines… i hear your son does those all the timeBIDENCondemn white supremacy, please man try...TRUMPok.. Um… Will the real proud boys please stand byTRUMPWhat have you done for blacks in your pathetic career?I’ve done more in 47 months than you in 47 yearsBIDENYour America’s filled with poverty & racial tensionYou should change your slogan to make America great- Depression TRUMPSo do you condone the looting? BIDENno!TRUMP Oops you lost supporters We need Trump season 2 Law & OrderBIDENyou banned dreamersTRUMPyou have amnesia BIDENyou're a bad leaderTRUMPsad geezerBIDEN mad tweeterTRUMP bad speakerBIDENClan leaderTRUMP Antifa!BIDENwill you shut up man…CREDITS-------------Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisVocal Directors: Illmac, FrakWriters: Illmac, Frak, PassMusic: Will Randolph V, Chase Moore Mix/master: Nafets Animation: 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo--------- CAST ---------Donald Trump: Jonathan KiteJoe Biden: Ted Evans
Trump vs the Mailman | Cartoon Rap Battle Rhyme Combinator 2020-10-18 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#storiesLYRICS:-------------TRUMPSorry we’re gonna need that MAILMAN Wait, our ELECTION’S gonna need theseUp to half of Americans are voting by mailTRUMPNot my fault. MAILMANIt kind of is. TRUMP It was China!!MAILMANbut look how fast they recuperatedNow we need vote by mail to fix a problem you created:this pandemic - and mail in voting is saving livesTRUMPAll the real patriots will wait in lineLess boxes, less fraud, that’s why I planned the removalsMAILMANYou’re pushing the envelope Donnie, that doesn’t get my stamp of approvalYou know you can’t win so you made us your scapegoatTRUMPNo - I hate’ fraud - no fake news, no fake votesMAILMANThru depression and world wars, always deliver was the policy Even in a pandemic we’ll stand committed to democracyTRUMPBut someone could die and vote two times after/ MAILMANYou wanna defund mailmen - I thought blue lives matter?TRUMPI only want to count the good votes!MAILMANwe do too! But you don’t get to choose the voters, the voters choose you! you cheated on taxes, your wife, your SAT’s are in questionBut let’s get this straight - you cant cheat the electionFor 150 years we’ve been picking up the votesSo when you lose, I’ll be there to deliver the resultsSpeaking of...TRUMPPositive?CREDITS-------------Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisVocal Directors: Illmac, FrakWriters: Illmac, Frak, PassMusic: Will Randolph V, Chase Moore Mix/master: Nafets Animation: 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo--------- CAST ---------Donald Trump: Jonathan KiteMailman: Pass
Trumps plan to defeat Biden | Rap Cartoon Rhyme Combinator 2020-09-19 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#storiesLYRICS👇---------------MCENANY:Okay, I have a 1:30Let’s make this quickPENCE:Sir, CNN’s polls have us losingTRUMP:Fake News! Show me Fox’sMCCONNELL: Also losingTRUMP:Well they’re fake too!A few people die, it’s sad, I knowBut now I’m down in the pollsto Below Average Joe!?PENCE: We need to win back voters for this moment in historyTRUMP: But they’re rigging the electionby voting against me!Can we make voting easy for republicans?And more time in the lines for the thugs and Dems? MCCONNELL:Well, curtailing mail-in votingis a way we could winMCENANY: Yeah, one thing the left’s good at is mailing it inKUSHNER: Thanks to China, the virus is immigrating inTRUMP:Looks like they need to make their wall... great again Hunter took their money What does Biden know?Check his birth certificateHe’s China Joe!That’s it... Bidengate!He made the virus I paid the price ofSo Joe and Covid were both made in ChinaThey helped Joe as he got more money hungryAnd then Covid-19 leads to Joe 2020MCENANY: Sir, your 1:30 is hereTRUMP:Bring him in!COVID 19: Ey, Donnie! My man! Thanks for reopening!This guy right hereBest host in the worldCREDITS-------------Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisVocal Directors: Illmac, FrakWriters: Illmac, Frak, Pass, B Dot, Beau Lewis, Seth Brown Music: Shamik Ganguly, Will Randolph V, Chase Moore Mix/master: Fai, Deep H20zAnimation: 6 Point Harness--------- CAST ---------Donald Trump, Covid 19: Jonathan KiteMitch Mcconnell, Mike Pence: Mark HarleyKayleigh Mcenany, Jared Kushner: Patty Mattson Special thanks: Sarah Longwell, Dmitri Mehlhorn, Maya Bourdeaux, David Sanford, Saida Sapieva, Greg Beato
Fox News vs MSNBC | Cartoon Rap Battle (feat Hannity, Maddow, Kanye) Rhyme Combinator 2020-09-08 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1LYRICS 👇------------SEAN HANNITYWelcome to the Sean Hannity ShowElections 2020Who could possibly give Trumpa run for his money?He’s so far aheadit’s hard to see him from a distanceI’m squinting, looking for competitionto his 2020 visionRACHEL MADDOWThanks for tuning in with me to MSNBCA bunch of Dems, three Republicans,one presidential seatHow can the patriotic right give Trump respect at allwhen he’s just the last piece of a Russian nesting doll?HANNITYRachel, I’m tired of your insanityTrump is a doll?Let’s have this out, right nowonce and for allLet’s debate this upcoming electionI’ve got timeAssemble your best crewcause I’ve got mine MADDOWTrump is going downI have a list full of guestsComedians, news guys, political repsLive and direct, no more subliminal threatsNow we’ll show you what we mean by the “liberal left”HANNITYAlright, a little help from my friendsGo get ‘em!DOOCEYIt’s Fox & Friends, up like the economy latelyOur guy Trump’s looking sturdy where Obama was shaky KILMEADEThe radical left is talking Communist-crazyDOOCEYBunch of clowns in the ring, like Barnum & BaileyMADDOWThat was trashI’m tagging in WhoopieWHOOPIEY’all got “friends” in the nameand yet no one really likes youI’m so sick of the right’s views The people need the right viewYou never call Trump outThe way that you play it safe’slike Area 51, scared to alienate your baseHANNITYYou’re making allegations and you really need to stop, thoughWe’re a news outletThe View is a daytime talk showMADDOWYou call yourself a news network? For Fox sakeit’s no meme when I askWhat does the fox say?STEPHEN COLBERTI love Trump’s articulate tweets Despite negative press covfefeit’s almost like he could do this in his sleepHere’s the clip of the week of somebody who looks like an orangegetting impeachedBEN SHAPIROStephen Colbert telling us who’s not presidential?Go back to where your act belongs on Comedy CentralIf you want it safe for Middle East, you better vote for DonnyHe’ll take out the other candidates like he did Soleimani TOMI LAHRENTrump will win in 2020I mean, look at the economyIt'll be like taking candy from a socialist wannabeThe libs’ political climate’s getting cold and stormyOf course these snowflakes want to believe in global warmingJOHN OLIVERTomi, I know you’re always this close to getting cancelledBut the only thing getting Stormy ends with DanielsListen close, DemocratsI know this is toughBut saying "I'm Not Donald Trump" won't be enough ANN COULTERLook, John, your critiques are never this legitimateBut we have a national emergencyOur president’s an idiotJust take a look at every promise that he’s stalled He can’t finish anythingI mean, the writing’s on the wallHANNITYGet her out of here!KANYE WESTLa, la, la laTrump and I both love money, rightLa, la, la laOther than that there's nothing, right?Excuse me, was you saying Russians?Uh uh, you can’t tell me nothingCollusion, the only way that Trump winsUh uh, you can’t tell me nothingTRUMPOh, look at my African American over hereHANNITYHuge fan. Nice to meet you, Mr. SnoopI think you’ll be a great addition to the groupThat MAGA hat looks great on you and you were nice on the micProves Trump supporters aren’t only whites from the rightMADDOWUgh, how is that friendship even a thing?I bet Trump got jealouswhen Kanye said Jesus is KingTrump did a 180 Was a Democrat on the lowWe cover the full 360 like Anderson’s showANDERSON COOPERThis is Anderson Cooper, here in Middle Americawhere politics have stirred up a little hysteriaTUCKER CARLSONWell I’m also reporting from the heart of the nationwhere Trump is strong as ever with farmers and tradesmen...CREDITS-------------Created by Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness, Lincoln ProjectExecutive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisVocal Directors: Illmac, FrakWriters: Illmac, Frak, Beau Lewis, Ben Parker, Brett Erlich, Random, Jordan Ranff, Seth BrownMusic: Chase Moore, Will “V” Randolph, Causmic Mix/master: Fai, Deep H20zAnimation: 6 Point HarnessCAST -------Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson: Matt McManusRachel Maddow, Ainsley Earhardt, Ann Coulter: Patty MattsonBen Shapiro, John Oliver: Ray William JohnsonStephen Colbert, Steve Doocy, Don Trump Jr: Chris WyldeDonald Trump: Jonathan KiteElizabeth Warren, Tomi Lahren: Dana SwansonArnold Schwartzenegger, Brian Kilmeade, Eric Trump: Mark HarleyBernie Sanders: Michael NathansonAnderson Cooper, Ted Cruz, Joe Biden: Ted EvansWhoopie Goldberg, Kanye West: WattshomiequanSusan Collins, Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Patty MatsonBen Carson, Anthony Scaramucci: Conrad KinsuzuMike Pence: Chase MooreSpecial thanks: Sarah Longwell, Dmitri Mehlhorn, Maya Bourdeaux, David Sanford, Saida Sapieva, Greg Beato
What Trump was doing in the bunker | Rap Cartoon Rhyme Combinator 2020-09-05 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#storiesLYRICS👇---------------MITCH MCCONNELL:You’ve been in here for daysYou okay in there, Mr. President?TRUMP:Yes, yes, I’m... just inspecting itMITCH:There’s protests outside and people think we’re neglecting it TRUMP:What? MITCH:We look weaker the longer we go without addressing itTRUMP:You mean the good people in Michiganwho need ice cream and haircutsMITCH:No, the ones saying their lives matterTRUMP:Oh, no, they’re thugs!Look, I love Black peopleNo president’s done more for them than meRight, Ben Carson? But we can’t have violence without consequences out in the streetsMITCH:Sir, I believe that’s their complaint about the policeTRUMP:Yes, yes, but we have to dominate before their movement sparks!MITCH:RightTRUMP: Let me tweet it When the looting starts the shooting startsMITCH:Turn the peaceful protest hostile We can use the marchto call the Democratic mayors weak TRUMP:Show them who’s in charge MITCHVoters re-elect war time presidents during unrestTRUMP:So go ahead, loot the Targetthat’s what you’ll become nextWe’ll get a photo at the churchEstablish control!The protesters will move as tear gas will explode!MITCH:The religious crowd’ll love thatIn fact you can poseholding a BibleTRUMP:Oh, I don’t have one of thoseCREDITS-------------Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisVocal Directors: Illmac, FrakWriters: Illmac, Frak, Pass, B Dot, Beau Lewis, Seth Brown Music: Shamik Ganguly, Will Randolph V, Chase Moore Mix/master: Fai, Deep H20zAnimation: 6 Point Harness--------- CAST ---------Donald Trump: Jonathan KiteMitch Mcconnell: Mark Harley Special thanks: Sarah Longwell, Dmitri Mehlhorn, Maya Bourdeaux, David Sanford, Saida Sapieva, Greg Beato
Republican Debates That Never Happened | Cartoon Rap Battle (Trump, Weld, Walsh, The Rock) Rhyme Combinator 2020-08-26 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1LYRICS------------THE ROCK:Ladies and gentlemenlive from the Reagan Libraryyour 2020 Republican presidential debates!The challengers…Standing at 5’9”the illest congressman from Illinoisthe talk show terrorizerrapper on the rightwho’s right of the right...Joe Walsh!Standing at 6’4’’former governor of Massachusettsa weapon of mass destructionReagan’s regulatorhe’s rapper on the leftbut he’s the center of attention... Billy Weld!Standing at 6’3”243 poundsthe tiny-hand assassinthe orange overseeryour current king...Donald Trump!Let’s begin with opening statementsEach candidate will have ten secondsBill!Here we go!BILL WELD:The name’s WeldCard-carrying libertarianI came from Mass to start burying totalitariansUnder ReaganI ran the criminal divisionI can get rid of Trump up just like I did Richard NixonJOE WALSH:Tea Party representerJoe Walsh is here tonightNot to challenge from the centerI came to challenge from the rightI sent some tweets and did some things that could have been avoidedI helped create Trumpso I’m the one to help destroy himTHE ROCK:Here’s Donny!TRUMP:The RockHuge fan Now that’s a beautiful handshakeAnd for you two bozoslisten upBlah blah blahYou all supported that MAGA sh**You’ll only last a few monthslike my CabinetYou’re taking down your president off of a few rumors?You’re all fake newsand you’re all huge losersTHE ROCK:Time! Classic TrumpGentlemen, you each have 30 seconds to fire backWELD:All you do is eat, tweet,and engage in treasonI’ll unite both sidesThey call me Weld for a reasonFiscally, you’re not Republican at allYour economics haven’t gotten off the ground It’s like your wallYeah, I support gay marriage,weed, and abortionYou support big spending, large debt, and extortionI helped get rid of Nixon before his term expiredSend you back to the Apprenticelike Trump, you’re firedWALSH:Trump’s a treasonous cowardEngage in some honesty Demands from Putin you put in our democracyDonny, you’ve been impeached and indicted for crimesYou were so scared of BidenNow you’re biding your timeEncouraged interference back in 2016I’m starting to think you’re playing for the other team We need a referee before we stoop any lowerAnd Joe Walsh is your guyI’m the whistleblowerTHE ROCK: Hey! No one touches the whistleDo it again, I crush youAnd he’s backTaking a Twitter break to share a few wordsMr. Walshsuddenly you think that you’re better?Come onWe used to be racist on Twitter togetherThis Ukraine stuff’s fake newsI can’t even believeYou turned your back on your partyThat’s treason to meMr. Weld, you’re a boreWhy do I have to do this?You’re a governor from where? Well, I don’t give a mass of two sh**sGay rights and abortion?Your words are backwardsIn the right lightingI thought you were Bernie SandersTHE ROCK:Donald, that… that is Bernie Sanders Okay If our voters had to take awayone thing from your campaignswhat would it be?WELD:Trump trashes everything around himTrillion dollar debtEvery single year, y’allCash rules everything around meC.R.E.A.M. get the moneyYou gotta vote for bill, y’allTRUMP:I brought jobs backPrepared the dealsThe news is fakeMy hair is realThe haters talkI drained the swampAmerica’s great againSay it’s notWALSH:Walsh 2020Do not get TrumpedHe’s a treasonous traitorwho’s gone corruptWe can’t take four more yearsThe party’s stuckHe’s had us grid-lockedIt’s time lock him upcont'd....CREDITS--------------Created by Rhyme Combinator & 6 Point Harness Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisVocal Directors: Illmac, FrakWriters: Illmac, Frak, Beau Lewis, Ben Parker, Brett Erlich, Random, Jordan Ranff, Seth BrownMusic: Chase Moore, Will “V” Randolph, Causmic Mix/master: Fai, Deep H20zAnimation: 6 Point HarnessCAST ---------Donald Trump: Jonathan KiteThe Rock: Arthur RomeoBill Weld: Michael NathansonJoe Walsh: Mark HarleyJenny: Patty MattsonBeth: Patty MattsonSpecial Thanks: The Lincoln Project, Sarah Longwell, Dmitri Mehlhorn, Maya Bourdeaux, David Sanford, Saida Sapieva, Greg Beato
Trump rallies during Covid | Rap Cartoon Rhyme Combinator 2020-08-11 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#storiesLYRICS👇----------[TRUMP]Another day at the officeEh, Mikey?Welcome to my huge rallyI’m feeling the energyWe killed the China virusthe invisible enemyWe opened AmericaMade it safe to breatheJust a couple hundred thousand people diedThanks to me[SENIOR 1]We lost friendsSam and Gretchen[SENIOR 2]What if I don’t wanna die?[TRUMP]Eh, that’s a nasty question!I saved the economy with 3 trillion flatCall me “Mr. Bail Out”I brought business back[SENIOR 2]But stocks aren’t the economyDrop the comparisonJust ask 40 million jobless Americans[TRUMP]Antifa! Get him out of hereUntil China, jobs were safe!Not my fault!Hashtag ObamagateNo PPE from the CDC!I fixed it all while the Dems tried to impeach me![SENIOR 3]So it’s us or the economy? That’s a cold priceYou don’t care if we die? Thought you were pro-lifeIf you’re sacrificing us your karma’s due Cause if we’re getting rid of seniorswe can start with youAlright, this conference is overI don’t take responsibility at allThat was a weird bingo night-------------CREDITS-------------Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisVocal Directors: Illmac, FrakWriters: Illmac, Frak, Pass, Beau Lewis, Seth Brown Music: Shamik Ganguly, Will Randolph V, Chase Moore Mix/master: Fai, Deep H20zAnimation: 6 Point Harness--------- CAST ---------Donald Trump, Senior 2: Jonathan KiteSenior 1, Senior 3: Chene LawsonSpecial thanks: Sarah Longwell, Dmitri Mehlhorn, Maya Bourdeaux, David Sanford, Saida Sapieva, Greg Beato
Reagan vs Trump Debate | Cartoon Rap Battle Rhyme Combinator 2020-07-31 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1#WhatWouldReaganDo #DonaldTrump LYRICS👇----------[MITCH MCCONNELL]Enough! We've heard enough!Our party is at a gridlockWe need to channel the Mighty One,the Great Communicator, the Teflon God...[BEN CARSON] But sir, we haven't done that in years [MITCH]It's time [GOP CHORUS]Novus ordo Reaganomics seclorumWe, the Chosen,the gatekeepers of the realm channel the spirit of the Great OneE pluribus jelly bean man unum[RONALD REAGAN] Reagan has risenWow, it’s him (wow)You guys look like you've seen a ghostSure took you long enoughKick it, uh, uh With so much drama in the RNCIt's kinda hard to bethe face of the GOPWhat? But somehow, somewayI've resurrected so it's time to give ol' Gipper the update [MITCH]Well, things are pretty good Not too much to reportWe have control of the majority in the Supreme CourtWe even have the Senatewhere I sit with my crownHonestly, Sir Reagan,I think you'd be proud[LINDSEY GRAHAM] I'm so glad we've resurrected you from your tombWe've made a giant leap like Americans on the moonThe Republicans are strongAn elephant to a muleBut we still haven't addressed the elephant in the room[MITT ROMNEY]Um, I'll do itI’m tired of having to hold my tongueThe Dems won back the houseand now there’s more to comeIn desperation, we've created the Fuhrer TrumpThere was a black presidentNow there's an orange one [GOP CHORUS]Mr. Reagan, can you hear us?Mr. Reagan, won’t you help?The path has turned so murky now we must define ourselvesMr. Reagan, what's the forecast?Mr. Reagan, what's the move?Should we follow Trumpjust like we follow you? FULL LYRICS on Genius ► ---------CREDITS---------Created by Lincoln Project, Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Beau Lewis, Ian AlasDirector: Beau LewisWriters: Illmac, Frak, Beau Lewis, Ben Parker, Brett Erlich, Random, Jordan Ranff, Seth BrownMusic: Chase Moore, Will “V” Randolph, Causmic Mix/master: Fai, Deep H20zAnimation: 6 Point Harness------- CAST -------Ronald Reagan: Epic LloydDonald Trump: Jonathan KiteMitch McConnell, Rudy Guiliani: Mark HarleyMitt Romney, Pierre Delecto: Mark DouglasLindsey Graham: Drennon DavisSusan Collins, Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Patty MatsonBen Carson, Anthony Scaramucci: Conrad KinsuzuMike Pence: Chase MooreSpecial thanks: Sarah Longwell, Dmitri Mehlhorn, Maya Bourdeaux, David Sanford, Saida Sapieva, Greg Beato
Bitcoin Rap Battle Debate: Hamilton vs. Satoshi (BITCOIN GIVEAWAY) [feat. EpicLloyd, TimDeLaGhetto] Rhyme Combinator 2019-09-05 | subscribe: youtube.com/user/pantlessknights?sub_confirmation=1Alexander Hamilton and Satoshi Nakamoto engage in a battle rap debate on the merits of centralized and decentralized currencies. What do you think? Let us know in the comments below for a chance to win bitcoin. (Yes, we’re serious.)Watch the behind the scenes to see how this was made ► http://bit.ly/2m0qLJp#bitcoin #crypto #hamilton #satoshi #epicrapbattles #kotdLYRICS-------[HAMILTON]Before we begin, everyone do me a favor,And read a little thing I wrote called the Federalist Papers.I explain how a nation’s unlikely to surviveWithout a strong central government to keep it alive,When I launched the central bank, Jefferson called me ill,Now you have my face to thank on every ten dollar-bill.When America was cash-strapped, I pushed past that, Now some sicko makes crypto and our nation backtracks? [SATOSHI]Decentralized currency. Yes, I invented it.I’m sure many governments wish they had prevented itTheir national cash is how they keep control,But freedom to the people was my ultimate goal.Am I a pseudonym? A group of men? It doesn’t even matter.I invented Bitcoin cause fiat is a disaster.A man from Japan or a damn hologram?I’m the reason open season on crypto began.[H]Does anybody know what this crypto-thing means?To me, sounds like the new Get Broke Quick scheme,A bunch of fools from across the landInvesting in something they don’t even understand,Buying Litecoin, Dash, Bitcoin Cash,It’s all gonna crash, and be gone in a flash.All this unsupported money’s an irrational prank,And I’ll be laughing all the way to my National Bank. [S]Hahahahahah, yeah dude, super funny,As if banks these days still helped people make money.The rich get richer and we follow like we’re all sheep,The banks serve Wall Street, crypto serves all streets,The interest in crypto’s on rapid ascentWhat’s your current interest? Half a percent?I’m sorry, the bank’s gone past its peakBut I want info encrypted, not hacked and leaked. [H]If this crypto system will be our salvation,It needs to be centralized, needs regulation.If our central database gets… how you say, “hacked?”Insurance will just make a case to get your money back.‘Cause in fact, it’s tracked, and the money leaves a trail.Central currency is strong, cryptocurrency is frail.Untraceable money — wow, so clever.One typo in your address? Now it’s gone forever...FULL LYRICS on Genius ► http://bit.ly/CoinBarsCAST---------Host: Gift of Gab / Blackalicous Alexander Hamilton: EpicLloydSatoshi Nakamoto: TimothyDeLaGhettoHamilton posse: Will “V” Randolph, Kaila LoveSatoshi posse: Adesha Adefela, Johnny RiceSatoshi rappers: Lesley Toche, Michael “Inverse K”, RyanNicole, Ari “Hashbrown”, FrakDelegates: Ash Hicks, Kaiy Watts, Rachel Morrison, Carlos Andrickson, Kimberly Hollkamp, Edward Ewell, Rodney Jackson, Marcelo PereiraSpecial guests:Adam BackAmanda NatividadAnthony VenezialeAtul JoshiAyliffe BrownBen DavenportBrian BlandCharlie LeeDebbie SterlingDizasterDylan FieldElena NadolinskiErik TorenbergIllmacIvan CashJames PrestwichJessica ScorpioJosh McFarlandLaura ShinLily LiuMeltem DemirorsMicky MalkaMike BelshePat StayReid HoffmanSam AltmanShadi MehreinSonja PerkinsSoona AmhazTeo CasaresTheo HollingsworthVinitha WatsonWences CasaresYuqing FanZooko Wilcox-O'HearnCREW ---------Executive Producer: Reid HoffmanProducers: Ian Alas, Beau LewisWriters: Reid Hoffman, Ian Alas, Frak, Beau Lewis, Seth BrownDirector: Beau LewisDP: Peter FuriaMusic: AMS www.soundcloud.com/amsbeats, Will “V” RandolphMix/master by: Fai, Deep H20zAssistant Director: FrakAssistant Producer: Theo HollingsworthCamera: Tyler McPherronBTS camera / edit: Steve FlavinGaffer: John DannenfelserGrip: Donovan GatsArt department: Jackie ScottArt department: Paul BCostume: TatianaWalkies: Patrick DunnamCasting: Ken SavageSlate: Tyler LimPA: Sharissa WrightPA: Kalani RuidasSpecial thanks to Erik Torenberg, Alexandra Weiss, Elisa Schreiber, Kaitlin Durkosh, Greg Beato, Saida Sapieva, David Sanford, Fernando Gallegos, Ryan Galvan, Khristian Hernandez, Miguel Hernandez, Andrew Montesano, Rachelle Diamond, Ivan Cash, Conrad Kisunzu, Charles Morgan, Travis “Organik” Fleetwoodwww.rhymecombinator.comIMAGE CREDITS-----------------/ Pond5Shilova_Oksana/ Noun ProjectGan Khoon Lay, Endang firmansyah, Luis Prado, Kamaluddin, erikTS, Mooms, Eucalyp, Template, Made by Made, ProSymbols, Michael Wohlwend, Yi Chen/ / iStockacilo, stockstudioX/ Getty ImagesSean Murphy, sharply_done, John Woodworth/ iStockphotoTommL / Shutterstocknapocska, rob zs / iStockmetamorworks / pixy.orgAntonia Theriault / Storyblocksdosochnik220
Snapchat vs Instagram | R.C. Startup Rap Battles Rhyme Combinator 2018-06-19 | Subscribe for more battles: http://bit.ly/2JY5OWtIn an Oakland warehouse, the Startup Rap Battles are going down. This week it’s Snapchat vs Instagram, hosted by Aplus from Hieroglyphics, but you never know who might show up next.FEATURING:Host: Aplus from HieroglyphicsInstagram: Kaila Love @KailalovemusicSnap: Frak @Frakthemc Written by: Frak, Beau, KailaShot at: Alena Museum, OaklandLYRICS:Instagram:First of all, I’m a boss a$$ bitch, I am the GMI’m looking fly when you see em, they tryna slide in my dmsI’m just doing this for user hype and promo After this they’ll all ghost on you, kinda like your logo Sending d!ck pics, that’s the reputation of snap,So - congrats, now you’re ever basic f*ck boy’s favorite app.You’re just a way for perverts to snoop on some girls No surprise your CEO’s the biggest douche in the world He looks like michael cera had sex with a CheetohFacebook offered yall hella c-notes! You coulda popped like pellegrinoBut you refused with your sensitive ego, F**king evan spiegel,He couldn’t let go of his precious, we should call him Evan SmeagolThis is a f**k face runt vs a cupcake buttI’d say update your style but your updates suckI doubt your company will exist in a year,So do it just like your app, 10 seconds and disappearSnapchat:When instagram dropped, the whole world laughed at youYou should have had a back tattoo that says snapchat 2,You never gave us credit, you got lost in the glory,It’s like journalism plagiarism, you copied our stories,Tried to bite our style dog -you caused the dramaIf we went on maury- theyd say snapchat you are the fatherIn every companies life, you make a decision, are you a player or peasant?Y’all sold out to facebook, we stayed independentWho cares if your bigger when you let a company coach you?I bet when he gets mad.. y’all let Zuckerberg poke youSo true, you let facebook in, now begin the corruption,Just more info that they can sell to the RussiansDog, my grandma’s on Facebook, posting carnations. My mom is on Instagram, postin’ her day trips. Your numbers look high now, you bet that I’m patient.your user base dies out, I’m the next generation. Your app -- is for grandads having flashbacks,Our app --- handcrafted and now we up on the nasdaqYou think snapchat’s to be laughed at? We’ll see who has the last laughWhen your tombstone’s only used for an ad and a hashtagInstagram:Talking about insta models? Your ideas need adjustingOur nudity is tasteful, your nudity’s disgustingI’d rather have a tanline and a nip slipThen see a man’s thighs and a d!ck picSo you made fun of domestic violence, thought their fans would find it funny,Then Rihanna dropped their stock, like b!tch better have my moneyHow much did they lose? Experts estimate hella,Wish you signed to facebook now, to be under their umbrellaOf course you’re clowning domestic violence with a culture full of jerks,Rihanna posts an insta story, now none of yall have a place to work work work workOh so you’re a legitimate news source? Let’s be honest the sh!ts fake,If snapchat put out a mixtape it’d be called clickbaitSwipe left, swipe right, that shit gets abused,At this point, your app is just tinder for news,Oh you got the app for the youth that helps babies read?After their ABCs they learn ADD,The fans of your app have the attention spans of a nat,You can’t put a filter on a panic attack,Oh you’re an anime bat? Or the cat in the hat?Give the zoo their f**king animals back.You got these kids playing with filters for hella hours,Catfishing on bumble with coachella flowersOur app is for influencers, celebrities, were verifiedYour app is the worst parts of puberty personifiedSnapchat:She’s talking about a dick and man thighs and a little tan line,I’m saying free the nipple cuz those tits are land minesWe pull up to the instagram hive, like get your hands highTill Everyone leaves the room, like instagram liveAnd about that rihanna sh**, I got a final thing to say about that, (lawyer cameo)That advert has been removed and doesn’t reflect our corporate values or advertising guidelinesCalling us fake news? Thats a claim yall made hastily,Yall are photographers with fake angles and models with fake agencysWe help people connect, show em the whole pictureYour whole style is a lie, like #nofilterWe keep it spicy like pico de gallo on cinco de mayo,You got a bunch of soundcloud rappers saying link in my bioOh your filters are unique? Posting pictures of a peach?Or that avocado toast that you didnt even eat?Instagram is why society is getting so ruined,For people who want to be brands but forget to be human
Blue Scholars - The Sound (Seattles Sound Transit Anthem) Rhyme Combinator 2012-10-08 | Get the song (free download) - http://bit.ly/Q6AmTSCheck the trains - http://www.soundtransit.orgZoomin to the sound... from Tacoma to Seattle. We got to check out the new Sounder train while shooting this music video. We hope you enjoy the track and the tracks.LYRICS:I woke up in Tacoma missed my ride back to seattle, drama but oh, there's a train station closefor five and some change get a ride back home.Standing on the platform, The Physics in my headphones nah take em off -- so I can Hear the train comin train coming, "stop" -- now im going home green scenery puttin me in a zone Rainier: that mountain is the best bro Whatup Museum of Glass? Whatup Tacoma Dome? getting my nap on, seats so comfortable I like the bus too, but this here is wonderful.Free wireless, even got a restroom,wave hi to a lady as I pass through she's like, "hey you're the guy from that rap group?"I'm like "that's right" ... she's like "that's cool".... zooming through the soundzooming through the sound zooming zooming through the soundzooming through the sound zooming zooming through the soundthese trains move fast - so don't play aroundThen we crossed the King-Pierce line,zooming through the sound & didn't even have to drive!Got a text from the homie who was like"check out this picture of me on my bike."He's on his bike near the train track lineacting like he didn't read the warning signs.I'm like nah brah, that's not tightyou playin near the tracks, you playin w/ your life.Cuz if you see the lights all flashing bright reddon't be dummy and use your head.Look both ways when you're crossing the tracks.He replies, "man that's the longest text you ever sent."Pick up more passengers at auburn and kentalmost home, i stretch my arms and i'm set.Arrived in seattle hit up chinatown for foodand ran into Sabzi eating hella good, after........ zooming through the soundzooming through the sound zooming zooming through the soundzooming through the sound zooming zooming through the soundthese trains move fast - so don't play aroundCREDITS:Lyrics and Music by: The Blue ScholarsDirector: David Fine & Beau LewisProducer: Hollis Wong-Wear & Beau LewisCamera: Bill Bowles & Kimi MiloPost-Production: Sprinkle LabCreated by: Seedwell
Fist Pump Sailing (The Real World) on The Yacht Week Rhyme Combinator 2012-02-06 | Song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/zsQE48 | The Pantless Knights recently joined The Yacht Week for a trip to the Mediterranean to shoot a music video while sailing. It was an amazing trip and it was refreshing to see that people on The Yacht Week don't take themselves too seriously. So we thought it'd be fun to do something you don't often see while sailing: excessive fist pumping.Check out the Pantless Knights interview about this video: http://theyachtweek.com/2012/01/the-yacht-week-music-videoCheck out The Yacht Week at http://theyachtweek.comAnd Subscribe to our new channel: http://youtube.com/americanhipsterLYRICS Hot damn, where'd we go?look at your hair and look at your clothes Don't know if noticed, bro, We're surrounded by hecka boatsYou mind if we ride in yo's? really don't matter where it goesThink I gotta raise a toast, We on the Adriatic Coast! Yeah, with that wind at our backs, while the ocean flows know what? The Yacht Week made us sailing pros, boat shows! Lotta fine skin for the sun to roast, nice toes! If this life is a drug, I want a double dose Well I've got no idea, what this feelin is, and How do we know o o, if we're dreamin this, come takeA cruise through the ear, everybody listenHow do we know o o, if we're dreamin this, and I've beenWaitin all my life to danceUp on the real world, the real worldWaited all my life to danceUp on the real world, the real worldUno, dose, tres, four, get yo tack lines off the floor crank that winch more, gale force in the face, but we stay on course tie knots so we stay onboard, maritime life what we stayand for my vessel's so clean, from the mast to anchor hey captain, what do you know? I got a Yacht Week Polohey captain, where do you be? I'm in the Mediterranean Sea livin out some fantasy, while we sing a little chantyabout a trip that I fancy, real life? no it can't be Well I've got no idea, what is this feeling? How do we know o o, we must be dreamingCome take a cruise through the ear, everybody listeningHow do we know o o, its got to be the real thing Waitin all my life to dance Up on the real world, the real worldWaited all my life to danceUp on the real world, the real world
Steve Jobs Tribute We all are Steve R.I.P. STEVE - WE WILL MISS YOU. Rhyme Combinator 2011-09-06 | Tweet: http://bit.ly/stevejobstweet Facebook: http://on.fb.me/stevejobsFB We made this song and video as a tribute to Steve Jobs for everything he's done to change our lives through technology. We've all been influenced by him in some way, so to some degree we all are Steve! Thanks to everyone who made this video possible.Tell us in the comments how Steve has influenced your life.This song was inspired by Jay-Z's retirement anthem "What More Can I Say" - check it out here:http://youtu.be/UIJjK3IV3E0Thanks!-Pantless KnightsCREDITSCreated by Seedwell / Pantless KnightsWritten and Performed by Beau LewisDirected by Peter FuriaChorus Vocals by Brenna WahlBusiness inquiries: business[at]seedwell.comStarring:Pantless Knights (http://youtube.com/pantlessknights)Brittani Louise Taylor (http://youtube.com/brittanilouisetaylor)Andre The Black Nerd (http://youtube.com/blacknerdcomedy)Joey Anderton (http://youtube.com/bambamjoey)MG Phenom (http://youtube.com/mgphenom)Maximus (http://youtube.com/americanhipster)Audio Angel (http://youtube.com/daughterjudy)Geeta C. (for http://desmondbishop55.com)and many other friends...LYRICSThere's never been a leader this good for this longThis old, With inventions this bold, Or this strongThe simplest designs, Set trends and prove wrongStreamlined every product, The iPod you all bought itThese hacks, Too lazy to innovate, They crazyThey don't try to create, They just trace meYou know what, Soon they forget who they stole, They whole style from,And try to reverse the iPhone, I'm like... huh!I'm not a hater, The creator With imaginationI drop technology that inspires entire nations.I call up Lucas, I'm big enough to brew itI'm that focused, Plus i knew that Disney wouldn't do itSo the dreams and teams you write about, White em outIt's hard to brag when the iPad's in your mouthI'm in...Grey sneakers, I make features, You stay eagerWhat more can i tell you, Let me spell it for youS-T-E V-E, Nobody truer than J-O-BsAnd you have to know, The world's best C-E-OTurned chairman, I'm back to finish the boards business upWhat more can I say? What more can i do?I give this all to you, I know this much is trueWhat more can I say?Now you know they love you trulyWhen you drop a new Mac and you perfect the GUIAnd your code ain't Foo-ey, RightThat means those lines they bite must be chewyChop that and they gone get sueyed, ToastI don't mean to boast, But damn if i don't flexThem hackers gonna act like they built OSXThe Andy Roddick, That serves the new productFar from a Harvard student, Just had the heart to do itAnd no I'm not delaying it, In fact I'm just playing itThis ain't the release I'm just QA'in itOne, Two and i won't stop tweaking itTo Tech blogs, stop false leaking itBack to the product, The multi-touch screen was exoticEarly adopters and they grandmas bought itWhat up Woz, They can't shut up JobsShut down I, Not even God , I'm a rideLord forgive me for my brash deliveryBut I remember vividly, What defeat did to meSo picture me, Lettin this board get at meFire me then buy my Next companyI will literally, Kiss Bill G in the foreheadTell PC forgive me, Then squeeze out the market til its deadI'm not a boutique chop shop, In factI got something unique to knock socks offYoung, Steven the God steady droppin heatI'm at the Mac Keynote, Try to cop a seatI ain't never scared, I'm everywhereYou ain't never there, Google why would i ever carePound for pound I'm the best to ever grow a grey hairExcluding nobody, Look what i embodyThe soul of a hustler the American DreamI rose on my own, And made 8 Bill-i-ion in creamAnd no I ain't from parents with whole lots of cashOr live any life well above middle classAnd my designs ain't comin' and goin' like pop fadsBut the real shit you get when you bust down my passionAdd that to my engineering's built to lastTimes that by my influence, On computers, communications,entertainment, music and too much to listWe'll see what happens when i no longer existWhat more can i say?
Dog Doogity Dog Poop PSA for ScoopPoop.org (Blackstreet - No Diggity spoof) ft Martin Luther Rhyme Combinator 2011-06-29 | Tweet this: http://bit.ly/tweetdoo Facebook this: http://on.fb.me/dogdoogity http://ScoopPoop.org | We made this video to help raise awareness about how cleaning up your dog poop will improve water quality in Puget Sound (http://pugetsoundstartshere.org). So pick-up that doo! And learn more about what you can do to help Puget Sound at http://ScoopPoop.org FYI, this music video is a spoof of Blackstreet's 90's hit song "No Diggity" (see it at http://youtu.be/3KL9mRus19o) Check out the "Dog Doogity" Poop Pick-up Dance here: http://youtu.be/XPnq3vkK9wE Behind the Scenes and Outtakes from the "Dog Doogity" video shoot here: http://youtu.be/MzYnyTt26rU Subscribe! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=pantlessknights And don't forget to Rate/Comment! Thanks! -Pantless Knights CREDITS: Starring Martin Luther (http://youtube.com/martianluther) and Mishel Prada Featured Dogs: "Lola" and "Ranger" Dancers: Paul Benshoof, Marissa Benshoof, Andrea Benshoof, Megan Ryan, Meghan Doyle Created by Seedwell / Pantless Knights Directed by Peter Furia Produced by Peter Furia, Beau Lewis and David Fine with funding from the Puget Sound Starts Here campaign and the Washington State Department of Ecology. Line Produced by Kimi Milo Lyrics written by Beau Lewis Instrumental by Jeff Kite Director of Photography: Shawn Anderson Dance Scene DP: Tyler McPherron 1st Assistant Camera: Alan Certeza Steadicam: Chris Duerkopp Grip: Kyle Daley PA's: Katie Furia and Bryn Anderson Dance Choreography by Paul Benshoof Song Performed by Martin Luther OUR FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/pantlessknights OUR TWITTER http://twitter.com/pantlessknights © 2011 Pantless Knights / Seedwell Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com LYRICS INTRO You know what, I like the Puget Sound, Dog doogity, no doubt, uh! Play on Puget Play on Puget Yo dog dropped a deuce! VERSE Doggy get down, good dog Baby got her walkin through Seatown And all around the Puget Sound Cover much ground, she ain't a hound from the pound In the rain, it's a good day Each and every day, the Northwest way The girl and her dog, they were fine (wow) Until they left a doodie, that's a crime (bow wow) East side to the West side Pushin I-5, take a ferry ride I hope she got treats in the stash Bacon gives her gas Fast when it comes to the snacks I noticed that dance It's on when she kicks like a rabbit Doggy, when you do your doo, I'm gonna help you Can I get down so I can CHORUS I like the way you walk it Dog doogity We've got to bag it up (repeat 4x) BRIDGE Hey yo x4 Hey yo, lets keep this clean Hey yo x4 Pick it up! Pick it up! Keep it green Hey yo x4 You don't want to swim in poo Hey yo x4, Heeeeeey CHORUS I like the way you walk it Dog doogity, we've got to bag it up (repeat 4x)
I TREAT MYSELF (crunk rappers for healthy living) ft. Brittani Louise Taylor Rhyme Combinator 2011-06-07 | Tweet this! http://bit.ly/itweetmyself Facebook this! http://on.fb.me/m0GhXp A music video about crunk rappers obsessed with healthy living. Tell us how you treat yourself in the comments. And thanks to our sponsor Pepsi MAX for making this video possible! Don't forget to check out the outtakes and behind the scenes! http://youtu.be/k3jwLQarQOo And Brittani's Vlog from the shoot! http://youtu.be/WQ76IpylU9s And Pepsi's YouTube Channel! http://youtube.com/pepsi Thanks! -Pantless Knights CREDITS: Starring Paavo Steinkamp as Primp Dirty Pain Skip Elekwachi as Big Bossy and Brittani Louise Taylor as Susan - http://youtube.com/brittanilouisetaylor Created by Seedwell / Pantless Knights Directed by David Fine Produced by David Fine, Peter Furia, and Beau Lewis Lyrics written by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia Camera by Art Adams Line Produced by Kimi Milo Lighting, Grip and Dolly: Tyler McPherron Hair/Make-up: Maria Lee Primp Dirty Pain Vocals by Paavo Steinkamp Big Bossy Vocals by Kyle Kalgonn FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/pantlessknights TWITTER http://twitter.com/pantlessknights © 2011 Pantless Knights / Seedwell Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com LYRICS Oh snap! I'm late for deep tissue It's Primp Dirty Pain for some real shiat-su Dolphins, soundscapes, and bubbles Two cucumber slices keep me supple All day, treatin' myself baybay Prefer fruit extracts when gettin' pastay My pilates regimen - ambitious Vegetables I choose to eat -- nutritious Yeah I treat myself Neutralize free radicals Yeah I treat myself Exfoliate with minerals Yeah I treat myself Organic weekly fruit box I treat myself [yeah] I treat myself Uhh! I'm the boss of this literature! Uhh! Who spilled sauce on this literature!? Anyway, I thought the prose were well-written Someone stop me 'fore all this cheese gets bitten Hell nah - this ain't proscuito di parma, Ain't no free range close enough to make this from local farmers, Hey, Susan! Love what you did with your hair What's next week's read? I'd like to prepare Yeah, book cluuuub - it really makes me heal Cuz in this setting it's safe to say how I feel Maximum taste [uh huh] that's right And zero calories so my body stay tight Yeah I treat myself Dostoevsky's on the list Yeah I treat myself I speak in prose not with fists Yeah I treat myself Susan spray that mist! I treat myself [yeah] I treat myself [yeah] See me rollin' leaned back in my candy painted blades Maximum taste plus gelato with glaze Beautiful day for a picnic right here Baguettes, towlettes and a brick of gruyere You ain't n'er seen a blanket like this befo' Silky micro-fibers, hypo-allergenic throw Peep game - downward dog with no tricks My flexibility gets me hot yoga chicks And this here - that's my best position It's the lotus pose recommended by my physician That's the blueprint, every day I repeat it Big Bossy treat myself the way I'd like to be treated Yeah I treat myself Got my chakras aligned Yeah I treat myself Stanky gruyere's divine Yeah I treat myself Nice things are clearly preferable I treat myself [yeah] I treat myself [yeah] Yeah I treat myself Rub-a-dub-a-dub-a-dub Yeah I treat myself Straight chillaxin' in the tub Yeah I treat myself Don't need to pop that bub I treat myself, Yeah I treat myself
Avatar meets Eminem (Not Afraid spoof) The Mac vs PC Version -Parallels.com Rhyme Combinator 2010-12-08 | Parallels free trial http://parallels.com/desktop - This is a spoof of Eminem's "Not Afraid" set in a Microsoft-inspired office and an Apple-inspired Avatar world. Look out for "Mech-Steve" Ballmer and "Navi-Steve" Jobs going head-to-head! Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe! -beau, peter and david the pantless knights CREDITS: Created by Pantless Knights Directed by Beau Lewis Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia Camera by Peter Furia Vocals by Beau Lewis and Patrick Dunnam Instrumental by Ranidu Song Mix by Jeff Kite STARRING Ned Hosford Maya Harshbarger Judd Eliasoph and Tyler MacNiven LYRICS: You can try 'n' turn your PC on to do work or somethin' important. But you can't do a thing before you're stuck pop-up abortin'. Cause there are forty icons that my start-up tray is sportin' An assortment of spyware I never use, I'm trapped in a fort of U.A.C., I wanna be free, But all my games and apps don't run on Macs, and I'm still lovin' XP. I'm a PC and I'm proud to be, a router and a cloud to me, But Scobleizer's doubtin' me, where'd he be without Bill G? No if ands or buts, it's time I start to think out loud for me There's infinite viruses 'n' trojan horse glitches, i'm force quittin Whether I'm in the Registries, or McAffee Until it runs happily, or takes a crap and becomes scrap to me. Whichever comes first for better or worse, I'm seekin a change like a MacBook for Christmas There's always a first, A techie guy with the urge To mate his PC with a Mac and make the two systems merge. I'm not ashamed, of my PC. But Macintosh is, oh-so sexy. I'll just peek through this Window, to explore I feel like Jake I'm, on Pandora Just let you know that I'm not afraid To holla Mac with Parallels is the best of both worlds It was my decision to try this, it feels like a drug Psychedelically can't tell if it's an OSX bug, it's coo' Cuz I can look like a giant pug, from the blue man group And teleport across 4 spaces, or 3 or 2. Call me a believer, but thinkin' these features might incite a seizure I think I got a Spotlight on me, I feel like a Bieber O.K, haters can make like some apps that are overeager, and bounce No more screen freezes, no more drama from now on, I promise to focus soley on handling my new Macintosh like it's my daughter. So, I solemnly swear to always treat this key like a dongle eject it. Don't act like a noob and just yank it! Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to write an app, For Google maps, while I'm free-ballin' with no slacks, Cause I'm cracking the code. I'm tryin' to stay cool, But I'm too busy 'bout to explode, like unobtainium and join us on http://facebook.com/parallelsdesktop and http://twitter.com/parallelsmac © Pantless Knights / Seedwell 2010 Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com
Telephone | The Office Version (Lady Gaga and Beyoncé Spoof) Rhyme Combinator 2010-08-09 | Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/TelephoneOfficeVersion | Check out http://TheGoGame.com - This is what happens when you combine Lady Gaga's "Telephone" with "The Office" and whatever drugs the crazy Double Rainbow guy was on. We made this video for a friend's awesome startup company in SF (The Go Game). Their new website http://CompanyQuad.com is rad - it's a bunch of interactive games you can play with your co-workers to make your job more fun. Check it out and hope you enjoy the vid. Don't forget to share this video on Facebook/Twitter and rate, comment and subscribe!Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/TelephoneOfficeVersion-beau, peter and davidthe pantless knightsCREDITS:Created by Seedwell / The Pantless KnightsExecutive Producers: Finn Kelly and Ian FraserDirected by Peter FuriaWritten by Beau LewisLyrics written by Beau Lewis and Peter FuriaCamera by David Fine and Peter FuriaEditing, Titles and Graphics by Peter FuriaChoreography by SuzE Q - http://suzeqrocks.comLine Produced by Kimi MiloLighting, Grip and Dolly: Tom Dunnam and Ben YoungermanStarring SuzE Q and Crystal Monee Hall ( http://suzeqrocks.com | http://crystalmoneehall.com )Lady Gaga Vocals by Erika ShumateBeyoncé Vocals by Crystal Monee HallMain Dancers: SuzE Q, Zuzana Humplova, Denna ThomsenBoss: Scot WeaverGuard: Finn KellyOffice Supplies Hoarder: Ian FraserPhone Licker: Gerri LawlorDog Lover: Tenaya HurstGermaphobe: Nicole FrydmanSleeper: Kaustav BasuMultitasker: David SaberSuspension Swinger: Sasha CoxOther Party Office Dancers: Jade Shipman, Andrew StewartBackup Chef Dancers: Finn Kelly, Ian Fraser, Beau Lewis, Peter Furia, Chris OlsenLYRICS:Hello hello girlfriend, no no I can't do a thingCuz I am stuck up in this f***ing office buildingWha-Wha-Wha-What did you say?What guy you gonna bring?Oh sh*t, I gotta go right nowMy boss is comingMy boss is comingMy boss is comingSorry gotta go,My f***ing boss is comingJust a weekvacation and I know where I would beParty in New DelhiWith our outsourced I.T.When I drink my second coffee, Get my energyIt will go right through meNow I'm kinda gassy. CHORUSStop callin', stop callin',I don't wanna work any morePassive aggressive micro managing manwhoreStop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna troubleshoot forThe customers who bought online from our web store.Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...Stop telephonin' me!Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...I'm busy!Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...Stop telephonin' me!Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...Can call all you want,but I'll put you on holdand you're not gonna reach my telephone!Out on break,With some birthday cake,and you're not gonna reach my telephone!x2All my boss' post-it noteswon't make me type no fastercheck my email fasterscan these files no fasterI should of worked from home in bedCause Michael Scott's my masterHarrassin like a bastardF*ck it - I'm gettin plasteredNot that I don't like my job,Just rather party.And I am sick and tiredof all this team buildingSometimes I feel like I'm workin at Dunder Mifflin,Today I'm not doin no work'Cause I'll be dancin'.'Cause I'll be dancin'.and this ain't Scranton.Today I'm not doin' no work'Cause I'll be dancin.CHORUSFACEBOOKhttp://facebook.com/pantlessknightsTWITTERhttp://twitter.com/pantlessknights© 2010 Pantless Knights / SeedwellContact us at info[at]seedwell.com
Sit on my Facebook (Internet Love Song) by The Scribes Rhyme Combinator 2010-07-30 | iTunes Link - http://bit.ly/atBsId - A social media anthem for nasty nerds like us. When our friend Jodie Ellis (of The Scribes) played us "Sit on my Facebook" for the first time we knew that we had to make the music video. Well, we had a blast making it and we even got to do a guest verse as reggae-style Pantless Knights! Hope you enjoy. Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe! -beau, peter and david the pantless knights Get this song on iTunes at http://bit.ly/atBsId And check out The Scribes at http://blamethescribes.com CREDITS: Video Created by Pantless Knights Song by The Scribes Lyrics and Vocals by Jodie Ellis Directed by Beau Lewis Camera by Peter Furia Line Produced by Kimi Milo Starring Jodie Ellis, Paul O'Leary, David Fine and Kwang with Special Guests The Pantless Knights LYRICS: I think about you and it hurts I tried to Gchat you when you were at work I know your start-up is ok with people chatting as a perk Guess I'm just another jerk in your social network I put a new status message up for you it links to your cause, put it on Facebook too I even made a vid, it can go viral in a minute cuz I spent a lot of money putting baby monkeys in it. I could Google-search the world and never find a better match Eharmonize the web and never find a better catch the truth of the matter, if you wanna get laid I said, Bing, your decision is made Sit on my Facebook, and let me Twitter all over you come on over to Myspace So I can make you scream Yahoo! I'll even tickle you until it makes you wanna google, till you wiki-wiki-wiki-wiki-peed in your pants cuz baby you digg me and I love YouTube yeah you love me I want to stumble up on you. Hey pretty girlie with your funky panties on I been eatin up your feed and seen the photos of your mom On your facebook, on your twitter feed, you know it won't be long With your bangin' doppelganger and two knight it can't be wrong. I saw the flickr pics that you posted from the weekend OMG girl, LOL, can I retweet them? I tagged you in some pics that I took from just the other day when you were leavin' work they were from pretty far away. Did you get the eVite that I sent the other day? For a second life party on Saturday? You're on the virtual list, if you wanna come by If not, it will just be a miserable time. CHORUS FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/pantlessknights TWITTER http://twitter.com/pantlessknights © 2010 Pantless Knights / Seedwell Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com
MsTaken Faux Engagement Ring Infomercial Rhyme Combinator 2010-05-17 | Yes, it's real! If you've seen our spoof music video "Puke In My Mouth," then you may remember the fake engagement ring the girl uses to flick off the guy in the bar. Well, here's the official infomercial for that ring. It may not be our usual type of video, but we figured people might get a kick out of it - also you gotta admit the girl is smoking hot. :P Check out http://mstaken.com CREDITS: Created by Pantless Knights Directed by Peter Furia Produced by Peter Furia, David Fine, and Beau Lewis Line Produced by Kimi Milo Camera by Art Adams Voice Over by Debbie Glasband Music by Steven Gosline Make-Up by Maria Lee Starring Abigail Tallman as "MsTaken" Matthew Fitzgerald as "Bar Douchebag" Arthur Soroken as "Gym Douchebag" Tyler MacNiven as "Pool Douchebag" Support us and go get the fake engagement ring + keychain fob and douchebag playing cards at http://mstaken.com
THE NEW DORK - Entrepreneur State of Mind (Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys Spoof) | grasshopper.com Rhyme Combinator 2010-03-08 | Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/NewDorkSong | http://grasshopper.com - This is a Pantless Knights tribute to our favorite entrepreneurs (who are all "new dorks"). It's a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' "Empire State of Mind," from the guys behind Grasshopper.com (thank you!). We made it because there's a new type of dork that is cooler than ever. Look at tech entrepreneurs, hipsters, Computer Science Barbie - they're all super popular new dorks! Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe!Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/NewDorkSongor the Jerkin Remix in mp3 here: http://seedwell.com/download/The_New_Dork_JERKIN_REMIX.zip-beau, peter and davidthe pantless knightsCREDITS:Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell.comProduced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia Camera by Peter FuriaLine Produced by Kimi MiloLyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter FuriaVocals by Paavo SteinkampStarring Paavo Steinkamp & Alison Mei LanInstrumental and Song Mix by Jeff KiteSpecial guest - TGIF Crew - http://youtube.com/tgifcaliLYRICS:Now Im in the blogosphere, Now I'm in the twitterverseFans get so immersed, But I'm a nerd foreverI'm the new Zuckerberg, And since my websiteI been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytesUsed to be the basement, Back at my mom's placeBuildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad spaceMake way for the, One man businessesBail outs finished with, White collar criminalsNew sega genesis, Entrepreneur timeMakin big plans, To dominate the onlineYeah, I'm on YouTube, this is one manSharin' google revenue, With songs on my webcamScience is the new art, Databases day to dayGeeks spreadin' sheet smarts, Hustle, make the data payI could be in Valleywag plus GeekologieTell from my avatar, That I'm most definitelyThe New Dork,Social networks - what dreams are made of, There's nothing you can't doNow you're the New DorkThis V.C. money is brand new, The geek is now damn coolLet's hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorksCatch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the homepageHell, I'm on Gizmodo, In a photo bout a phone crazeAnd Im up in Mashable, weekend trip to New YorkBar pitty, 1oak, parties full of New DorksNow I'm pitchin business plans, From the backs of napkansMicro-lend to Africans, Monetize KazakastanCatch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O.You can see where I be, With the I.P.O.Now I'm up in skinny jeans, Now a hipster's lurkin'Used to be a reject, But now I'm steady jerkin'Now my glasses mainstream, Now the girlies eyein mePopular kids copy me, The new swag is ironyComin' from the small time, Girls couldn't find meNow I scale models, Like I climb on top of HeidiStart big trends, with tweets that I pass onYou should follow me, cuz I'm friends with AshtonCHORUSFACEBOOKhttp://facebook.com/grasshopperTWITTERhttp://twitter.com/grasshopperContact us at info[at]pantlessknights.com
iPad Fanboys - Im on a Mac (Im on a Boat spoof) ft. PC-Pain - SwitchToMac.com Rhyme Combinator 2009-12-28 | Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/ImOnAMacSongParallels free trial http://www.parallels.com/desktopjoin us on http://www.facebook.com/parallelsdesktop and http://www.twitter.com/parallelsmac http://SwitchToMac.com - The Pantless Knights are at it again with a sequel to our "Mac or PC Rap." This time we're spoofing the Lonely Island / SNL skit "I'm on a Boat" with a Mac fanboy's anthem about Apple culture and products. Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe!Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/ImOnAMacSong-beau, peter and davidthe pantless knightsCREDITS:Created by Pantless Knights / SeedwellLyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter FuriaVocals by Beau-J & Furia feat. PakwitInstrumental and Song Mix by Jeff KiteBeau Lewis & Peter Furia as Apple FanboysSpecial guest Arthur Soroken as "PC Pain"Lauren Chow as "ComputerGal36"Tom Dunnam as Frustrated PC GuyLYRICS:(Shortayyy) Ahh sh*t!Get your laptops ready, it's about to go downEverybody on YouTube, watch the f***in screenBut stay on this muthaf***in pageWe runnin this - let's goI'm on a Mac, I'm on a MacEverybody look at meCause I'm clickin on a MacI'm on a Mac, I'm on a MacTake a good hard look at the muthaf***in Mac!I'm on a Mac, muthaf***a, take a look at me,Straight iPhone'in hard, got the 3GBumpin iTunes, CoverFlow to be exactYou can't stop me muthaf***a, cause I'm on a Mac! Eat a virus broI'm on a Mac ProWe rockin 8 cores hardWatch the screen goI got my SuperDrive And my mighty mice-esI'm pluggin girlsYou at work, pluggin in devicesI'm on a tandem fixieAnd a 64-bitFriends are jealousCause Parallels can run their sh*tBut this ain't P.C., this is real as it getsI'm on a Mac, mutherf***erdon't you ever forget!I'm on a Mac and,it's runnin fast and,I bought a neopreen green scuba sleve shamI'm the king of the Jobs, on a Mac for realIf you're on a PC, then you're not C.E.O.Get the f*** up, this Mac is real!F*** a Zune, I'm on a Mac, motherf***a!F*** right click, multi-touch, motherf***a!I'm on iChat with my boys, motherf***a!These turtlenecks ain't cheap, motherf***a!Hey, y'all, now I'm an Apple whizI never need to learn what a driver isGonna say goodbye to all virusesLike a Nano in pink, anything is possible!Yeah, never thought I'd be on a MacIt's like a streamlined good-for-you crackWozniiiaaaaak, look at me ooohhhhI'm on a Mac, I'm on a MacTake a good hard look at the muthaf***in Mac!FACEBOOKhttp://facebook.com/pantlessknightsTWITTERhttp://twitter.com/pantlessknights© Pantless Knights / Seedwell 2010Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com
Twilight Before Breaking Dawn - MUSIC VIDEO SPOOF - MsTaken.com Rhyme Combinator 2009-10-28 | Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/UnwantedUndeadOrAlive | http://mstaken.com - This video is our TWILIGHT: NEW MOON fantasy: what if Bella was part Buffy and shredded an epic rock ballad?The story behind this video is that a while ago we got approached by a young woman who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. She asked us to make her a video and we made "Puke In My Mouth" http://youtube.com/watch?v=DJsQcnB6GC0. It was so much fun, we told her we had to make a sequel about Twilight. Hope you guys enjoy - don't forget to leave a comment and subscribe!Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/UnwantedUndeadOrAlive-beau, peter and davidthe pantless knightssupport us and go get the fake engagement ring + keychain fob and douchebag playing cards athttp://mstaken.com. it's now only $25 bucks!CREDITS:Created by Pantless KnightsDirected by Peter FuriaProduced by Beau Lewis & Peter FuriaLyrics by Beau Lewis & Peter FuriaInstrumental Produced by Taylor LockeVocals by Erica Sunshine LeeCostumes by Vanessa JohnstonMake-Up by Katie FuriaCAST:Michelle Nunes as "Bella SwanBeau Lewis as "Edward Cullen"Judd Eliasoph as "Jacob Black"Peter Furia as "Jasper Cullen" and "Felix"Jay Iyengar as "Laurent"Debbie Glasband as "Victoria"Amy Barth as "Biker Vampire"Arthur Soroken as "Aro"Noah Lichtenstein as "Caius"Katie Furia as "Jane"Christy Von der Ahe as "Alice Cullen"Finn Kelly as "Carlisle Cullen"Amanda Boggs as "Esme Cullen"Andrew Kitchell as "Werewolf #2"Arjun Banker as "Werewolf #3"LYRICS:All alone, oh how things have changed Edward is gone, but these feelings remain. Im horny now, and I have been all along I ride this bike, and I wear this thong.Im a cowgirl, on a Vampire I ride, Unwanted, undead or alive x2Jake is nice, until he spits his game All the people I meet, always want to suck my veins, Can't they see this Miss is Taken, my ring sparkles like his face, Now Ive had enough, its time to rock this placeI'm a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride Unwanted, undead or alive x2Ohhhh I ride!! [Guitar Solo]I'm a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride Unwanted, undead or alive I walk these streets, at the front of a werewolf pack Eddie's about to die, and now it's time to take him back I'm in Italy, [Awww yeeeaahhh!] Volturi sausage fest They're gonna let us go, cuz were not like all the rest.I'm a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride Unwanted, undead or alive x3OFFICIAL VIDEO WEBSITEhttp://myunwanted.comFACEBOOKhttp://facebook.com/pantlessknightshttp://facebook.com/mstakenTWITTERhttp://twitter.com/pantlessknightshttp://twitter.com/mstakenring© Pantless Knights / Seedwell 2009Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com
Jizz In My Pants response: Puke In My Mouth -MsTaken.com Rhyme Combinator 2009-05-01 | Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PukeInMyMouth | WATCH THE SEQUEL! http://youtu.be/YA7a3jqLaPk | This is a ladies' response to "Jizz In My Pants" by Lonely Island. we (the pantless knights) got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. we thought the whole thing was hilarious and told her we wanted to make a music video for it. a few months later, here it is and we hope you like it! also, peep our cameos FTW!!! big ups to the girls puking in their mouths!-beau, peter and davidhttp://pantlessknights.comGet the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PukeInMyMouthsupport us and go get the fake engagement ring + keychain fob and douchebag playing cards at http://mstaken.com. CREDITS:Created by Pantless KnightsProduced by Beau Lewis & Peter FuriaCamera by Peter FuriaLyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter FuriaBeat by RaniduStarring Michelle Nunes & Kate SiegelLYRICS:Douchebags all across the club / Ladies' night straight poppin the bubStalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-d**k style, with a shoot and winkSnatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your faceLeave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to danceYou sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your d**g's on my cocktail dressCold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pantsand I PUKE IN MY MOUTHSwallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said I've got a groomI turn away, you start to poutAND I PUKE IN MY MOUTHYou ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirtRound up the girls, its time bounce / Now Ill go brush my teethI'm 15 late for my Yoga class / Kick through the door, now I'm up in that assFind a spot, last in the room / Focus, breathe, now its time to ohhhhmmmmThats when I noticed this guy behind me / Quite a big smell from a guy so tinyPit-stained T-shirt drenched in sweat / O-face grin, bad as it getsHe made a grunt, then his body turned / Saw up his shorts to his inner-thigh permAND I PUKED IN MY MOUTHUpside-down, so it's even worse / Son of shiva, what a curly curseHelp me please, I could use a towel cause IPUKED IN MY MOUTHWhy are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chestPlease stop staring when Im on my knees / Plus bearded men shouldn't wear caprisLast week, I was on a site / As I recall, it was a Facebook siteIn my bed with a piece of toast / Checked my wall and saw your post and IPUKE IN MY MOUTHSoaking in the tub like a f***ing queen / Need to relax, need to feel the steamA bubble comes up that reminds me of you and IPUKE IN MY MOUTHThe next day, I put on jeans and PUKED IN MY MOUTHI opened the fridge and a fruit rolled out, I PUKED IN MY MOUTHWhen I saw Tom Cruise in Valkyre I PUKED IN MY MOUTHI drank a Kombucha and I PUKED IN MY MOUTHI just felt PUKE IN MY MOUTHI puke right in my mouth, every time youre next to meAnd when you spit your game, its like a train wreck to meYou're such a royal douche, I dont know why you step to meForget a rubber, you should go get a vasectomyPUKE IN MY MOUTH...---------TWITTERShttp://twitter.com/pantlessknightshttp://twitter.com/mstakenringFACEBOOKShttp://facebook.com/pantlessknightshttp://facebook.com/mstaken
Invisible Ride (Ghost Whippin) (HD) Rhyme Combinator 2008-12-29 | Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/InvisibleRide | HD VERSION + Audio issues fixed! Ghost whip the ride!Pantless Knights Productions has discovered a new cultural phenomenon known as "ghost whipping". (Not to be confused with "ghost riding".) See for yourself in our latest music video "The Invisible Ride". Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/InvisibleRide"Invisible Ride" by Beau-J & Furia ft. PakwitVideo directed by David Fine. Video produced by Peter Furia, David Fine & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Beau-J & Furia feat. Pakwit. Beat by Pete Nos. Video created by Seedwell.LYRICS:Alright ch'all! We already told you bout ghost ridin the whip, now about to teach you how to ghost whip the ride! Vibe with me y'all.The best thing you've never seen beforeIt's the Invisible Riiiiide, It's the Invisible Riiiiiide (where'd your ride ride off to)Giddy-up and ghost whip the floorIt's the Invisible Riiiiide, It's the Invisible Riiiiiide (where'd your ride ride off to)Picture me rollin in my 500 candy topGhost whippin so hard, make ya panties dropCuz my ride -- it's invisible babyLike this hotty ridin' shotty -- an invisible ladyMy ride's invisible, I gotta keep it cleanI ain't ridin' dirty, I gotta be seenMake it bling while I singin the washMake it bling til while I eat the hell outta this ganacheScrub that body girl, go!, scrub that body girl, yeah!Scrub that body girl, oh!, scrub that body girl, yeah!Car so clean lookin' like a museumRims spinnin' so fast that you can't see 'emWom-en on the glass, straight naughty wet tee-in'The body of a clean EuropeanCHORUSI got a sunroof, and a sun floorand a sun hood, and a sun doorHey! Check beneath the front seat axel, bro"yo!" from my camel toeGo slow when I ghost whip, like my grampsNo blind spots, switch lanes like a champLadies lined up, switch dames like a trampParlay with a leeamp like a peeampAnd in the PM -- high beams Lith-i-umShine to show the way for ghost whippin with my frieendsI know -- it's hard to see what we inBut you can do it too, just drop a squat and put the key in
Mac or PC Rap Music Video (HIGH QUALITY) Rhyme Combinator 2008-12-18 | Get the song on iTunes - http://bit.ly/2fmmq By popular demand, a HIGH QUALITY upload of our first YouTube video "Mac or PC". Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE to our channel! Pantless Knights Productions is bringing you its debut project "Mac or PC" whether you like it or not. Video produced by Peter Furia & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Furia & Beau-J. Music by Pete Nos. Get the song on iTunes - http://bit.ly/2fmmq NOTE: SONG + REMIX ARE NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES AND OTHER ONLINE STORES AROUND THE WORLD!!! LYRICS: I'm a right-clicka I'm an iBook flippa Macs and PCs - no fight gets bigga Surf Safari or browse in I.E. Better know what you rep(resent) - a Mac or PC! USB 1-2.0, son, you don't know watch my data flow From MS-DOS command line prompts Black backgrounds, no special sauce Well I've only been around since '84 But my ease of use has done so much more From a Plus to a Classic to a II GS To a PowerPC, my OS is the best So clickable, design is lickable My aqua interface makes XP dispicable Quick I pull the RAM stick out the slot Then I swap it with generic cause the port is hot If you see life through an LCD Betta know your brand is it a Mac-or-PC? Take a look at Vista enjoy the view I suggest Premium or the ultimate skew cop a Dell with a graphics card - super fast turn the aero on and lick the glass Tiger's fast as hell But Leopard's got the boom Time machine is mad mean you're absurd - what's a zune? Middle name: innovate All features integrate Now stay the hell out of my developers' conferences! Nonsenses - I'm networking You're not working Stop staring at your built-in webcam YouTube surfing Ha! 1,000 views is pretty fresh ComputerGal36 even says I'm the best He is the best with his videos And cuts them all on his Final Cut Pro Mac, PC, and Me, At Last When I run IT'S A iPOD! Talk IT'S AN iPHONE! Stuff I gotta have no matter what It's an iLOAN! I want an Intel, plus CS3, but for now I'm streamin keynotes in bed Listenin to Steve Uh! Compatibility Everybody fits with me All the applications wanna get with my virility At any time Yo, it might go off And you can ride it Til it's Micro-Soft Huh! Pay attention I got a new invention Steal your next idea At the MacWorld Convention But guess what You'll always be behind Cuz Mac is a state of mind -------------- Since many people have asked... YES, the video was cut on a Mac.
The Janitor - A Tribute Rhyme Combinator 2008-10-07 | When everyone has gone home for the day and the office is quiet, The Janitor's job begins. This is a tribute. For reference, see "The Intern" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLYrERkFJnk --------- NOTE: The music used in this video is in the public domain.
GOOGLE vs YAHOO - Search Engine Rap Battle Rhyme Combinator 2008-09-15 | Google and Yahoo trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. http://searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. --------------- LYRICS Yahoo: His skin is so pale, he's already fatigued The only sports you play are in my fantasy league Look at this guy, hes so white that its scary This guy is whiter than Sergei and Larry I heard your new motto for saving the world You do no evil, if evil's a girl My design is the biggest, yours is much smaller That rainbow is fruity, like your free Odwalla Uh, and who's countin too? You asked Jeeves for a brokeback mountain view You haven't changed your style since 1992 You cant get my name out your head, Ya-hoo! Google: Who is this guy? is he still alive folks? I thought he died with Alta Vista and Lycos Im smarter than you, and you know it, its sad Thats why you pay me to serve all your ads You got no game, youre old like Atari, I tried to load his homepage - it broke on Safari Tell me cowboy, do you feel lucky? Im the good, hes the bad, youre just the ugly Trying too hard, your design is insane This guy has an exclamation point in his name! You wanna test my manhood? you'll see my stock rise Lets both lift our hoods and compare index size
MSN vs YAHOO - Search Engine Rap Battle Rhyme Combinator 2008-09-15 | Microsoft and Yahoo trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. http://searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. --------------- LYRICS: MSN: You aint intellectual, I own all the property your whole board walks, while I win at this monopoly I serve the world. you should ask ya momma cuz Bill Gates might have been your real founding father I'm blowin up, without the VC, Remember it was me who invented the PC Your just an upstart - you think you got smarts? But I'm the V12, you're just the spare parts Check out the stash - the dirty leg-chaps, You'd think he would be cleaner, with all that Ajax Your styles innappropriate, sites even more so Yahoo Hot Jobs sounds like a porno Yahoo: Your users got questions - Yahoo's got answers You look like a blue-man group back-up dancer You can't fly, your design is so heavy, The only hotmail you got is when Ballmer gets sweaty Youre so old and slow, youre behind the times Your stock hasnt gone up since 99 You must wanna get hurt, huh M-S-N? Your name's an acronym, for S-N-M Are you MSN search? Or MSN Live? It takes more than changing your name to survive I'm the best in the West, get it straight, ya see 40 billion couldnt buy you a date with me
MSN vs GOOGLE - Search Engine Rap Battle Rhyme Combinator 2008-09-15 | Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE to our channel! Google and Microsoft trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. http://searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. --------------- LYRICS Google: Your new system hasnt gotten many users They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers Step to me - Ill wrestle you blue My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog" Well connected - i got crazy links S-E-O just means what google thinks Smart people, they wanna work for me That's why I jack you for your employees Gmails got females - on fire like foxes i'm six gigs deep, up in their inboxes Search market share: 4% you 68 me. this battle rap is through MSN: You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks He bought Youtube, the search still sucks Your icon's a joke - it's just a doodle Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle Youre net apps - they're slow- they dont work, nobody uses them, they go for the search I own your platform, I own IE, I own all degrees of the game, 3-60 You steal my people? heres the stor-y I buy Facebook and jack your employees You might have users, but they'll soon be leavin ya cuz your search results say search Wikipedia
Spaceship Excellent Rhyme Combinator 2008-09-11 | One of our newest projects is an interactive rockumentary called "Spaceship Excellent". We have a dedicated YouTube page for this new web series here: http://www.youtube.com/user/SpaceshipExcellent Tune in for weekly episodes on the Spaceship Excellent youtube page (or on spaceshipexcellent.com) from September through December as the spacemen travel across the United States playing music from the top of a tour bus in search of the leader of Planet Earth! ---------------------------------- http://spaceshipexcellent.com Episode 1 takes place in Black Rock City, Nevada. Spaceship Excellent crash landed into the desert on planet Earth. Space travelers crawled free from the debri in their new human suits. They eagerly sought the leader of this solar system. Instead, the found a city full of dust and glow sticks, full of impossible inventions. Apprehensions clouded their consciousness as they anticipated their first interactions with the inhabitants of this strange world. Would the humans discover their alien origins? Would the humans reject their offerings and wage war on their galaxy? Find out in the first episode of Spaceship Excellent! ABOUT SPACESHIP EXCELLENT The musical Spacemen are on a mission to explore the galaxy of the United States in search of the leader of the solar system. They travel in a spaceship bus, a mobile laboratory used for inspecting foreign towns and inhabitants. The viewpoints they collect become raw material for their live shows, where their experience becomes one with their audience. The mission will culminate in the nations capital on Election Day, when the new leader will be named. This is a tour of cosmic proportions that is soon to become the worlds first ever Interactive Rockumentary. Each venue and person they meet on the way will set the stage for this cultural phenomenon, and they want you to be a part of it. ALL ABOARD. http://spaceshipexcellent.com
Sexual Innuendo Music Video (Pakwit - In Slow-Mo) starring Michelle Nunes Rhyme Combinator 2008-08-11 | Get the song on iTunes - http://itunes.com/pakwit Plenty of hilarious sexual innuendos in this new music video entitled "In Slow-Mo" by Pakwit, which also features a ridiculously hot girl and a catchy song. "In Slow-Mo (Come Twilight)" by Pakwit Directed, Produced, and Edited by Peter Furia. Lyrics by Pakwit. Music by Ellis Hawes. Video created by Seedwell. Featuring: Pakwit - http://pakwit.com Michelle Nunes - http://michelle-nunes.com LYRICS: Come on down girl Can't wrap my head around how last night was incredible so baby come back to me leave all the options on the table cuz we got time we'll drop an anchor off the bed and drag the free world to minimum cruising speed the pace will come naturally kill the phone cuz where we're goin we don't need one and the day just drifts away... HOOK come twilight she gonna grab a dandelion blow it to the wind and smile then we spar for a while til her lip, she bites oh i focus on what her body's tellin me to drum getting lost in the zone cuz we oh, so pro, at f----- in slow-mo and the day just drifts away realize that hydration promotes salivation bring your camel back in toe a thirsty girl can wreck the flow girl, if we rush this i can guarantee the dream dies bring a blind fold and i can be your guide dogg any hesitation baby i will make your mind up all the turtles in the world be blowin past us [HOOK] i'd like to thank you babe for stayin and for the sluggish love we're makin we cuttin kilos for the weigh in just by exercisin patience just by exercisin patience [HOOK]
In Search Of An Office - Rofo Rhyme Combinator 2008-07-28 | http://rofo.com - An office worker wanders through the streets of San Francisco in search of a place to do desk work. In the beginning of the video, he has just finished setting up his desk in a crowded park when a frisbee player goes flying across his desk, completely owning a laptop, desk lamp, and office accessories with his face.
frisbee player owns office desk (w/ slow-mo) Rhyme Combinator 2008-07-28 | http://rofo.com - A frisbee player dives to catch a frisbee and completely owns an office desk, laptop, desk lamp, and office accessories with his face.
Invisible Ride (Ghost Whippin) (Normal Quality) Rhyme Combinator 2008-07-18 | Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/InvisibleRide | http://www.invisibleride.comPantless Knights Productions has discovered a new cultural phenomenon known as "ghost whipping". (Not to be confused with "ghost riding".) See for yourself in our latest music video "The Invisible Ride". "Invisible Ride" by Beau-J & Furia ft. PakwitVideo directed by David Fine. Video produced by Peter Furia, David Fine & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Beau-J & Furia feat. Pakwit. Beat by Pete Nos. Video created by Seedwell.Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/InvisibleRideLYRICS:Alright ch'all! We already told you bout ghost ridin the whip, now about to teach you how to ghost whip the ride! Vibe with me y'all.The best thing you've never seen beforeIt's the Invisible Riiiiide, It's the Invisible Riiiiiide (where'd your ride ride off to)Giddy-up and ghost whip the floorIt's the Invisible Riiiiide, It's the Invisible Riiiiiide (where'd your ride ride off to)Picture me rollin in my 500 candy topGhost whippin so hard, make ya panties dropCuz my ride -- it's invisible babyLike this hotty ridin' shotty -- an invisible ladyMy ride's invisible, I gotta keep it cleanI ain't ridin' dirty, I gotta be seenMake it bling while I singin the washMake it bling til while I eat the hell outta this ganacheScrub that body girl, go!, scrub that body girl, yeah!Scrub that body girl, oh!, scrub that body girl, yeah!Car so clean lookin' like a museumRims spinnin' so fast that you can't see 'emWom-en on the glass, straight naughty wet tee-in'The body of a clean EuropeanCHORUSI got a sunroof, and a sun floorand a sun hood, and a sun doorHey! Check beneath the front seat axel, bro"yo!" from my camel toeGo slow when I ghost whip, like my grampsNo blind spots, switch lanes like a champLadies lined up, switch dames like a trampParlay with a leeamp like a peeampAnd in the PM -- high beams Lith-i-umShine to show the way for ghost whippin with my frieendsI know -- it's hard to see what we inBut you can do it too, just drop a squat and put the key in-------Learn the secret new car invoice price of Real Rides by requesting a free new car prices quote!" The new car buying tips team will provide you with free advice on buying a new car and invoice prices. We are a trusted resource for new car buying, car dealer prices and dealer invoice prices. http://www.buyingadvice.com
