Uploaded January 2019 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
ooooooo gimme that long, strong KNOWLEDGE you've got hiding out in your soft, inviting pages UHHHNnnnnNNNN......
Okay so this video isn't *traditionally* sexy (I.e. I'm not deepthroating bookmarks the whole time) but a good book can be the most arousing thing in the moment, can't it? YES. I have sex with my boyfriend and it's very satisfying, but can he compete with all these spines and chapters? Well... Yes. he's pretty great, BUT I don't hate spending the night with one of these novels either. Especially when one of them makes me hear Tom Hanks' melodious voice the entire time (double UHHHHHnnnnnNNNN)
Here are the books I mentioned, and these are books that you SHOULD READ by the end of 2019. not that hard of a task since I only talk about 6 books in this video lol. Part two should be coming along next week, but let me know in the comments down below if you've read any of these already, and what your takeaways were!
Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson
In Pieces by Sally Field
Men Without Women by Haruki Murakami
Uncommon Type by Tom Hanks
Theft By Finding by David Sedaris
The Humans by Matt Haig
After typing these books and their authors out, I'm also quietly reminded that there is only one lady author in their midst. If you have any recommendations for great women writers, I'd love to hear about them!
ooooooo gimme that long, strong KNOWLEDGE you've got hiding out in your soft, inviting pages UHHHNnnnnNNNN......
Okay so this video isn't *traditionally* sexy (I.e. I'm not deepthroating bookmarks the whole time) but a good book can be the most arousing thing in the moment, can't it? YES. I have sex with my boyfriend and it's very satisfying, but can he compete with all these spines and chapters? Well... Yes. he's pretty great, BUT I don't hate spending the night with one of these novels either. Especially when one of them makes me hear Tom Hanks' melodious voice the entire time (double UHHHHHnnnnnNNNN)
Here are the books I mentioned, and these are books that you SHOULD READ by the end of 2019. not that hard of a task since I only talk about 6 books in this video lol. Part two should be coming along next week, but let me know in the comments down below if you've read any of these already, and what your takeaways were!
Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson
In Pieces by Sally Field
Men Without Women by Haruki Murakami
Uncommon Type by Tom Hanks
Theft By Finding by David Sedaris
The Humans by Matt Haig
After typing these books and their authors out, I'm also quietly reminded that there is only one lady author in their midst. If you have any recommendations for great women writers, I'd love to hear about them!
