The Mercenaries Theme Song (Parody of The Wellerman) @ThisisBadger
The Mercenaries Theme Song (Parody of The Wellerman)  @ThisisBadger
Uploaded August 2021 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Lyrics:

There once was a team that put to sea
And the name of the team was the Mercenaries
The scores did change, and the team dipped down
Climb, my bully boys, climb

Soon may the Mercenaries come
To bring us gear and gems and rum
One day when the fighting is done
We'll take our leave and go

There had not been two hours from start
When a racer killed Kitava's heart
The captain called all hands and swore
We'd take that lead in tow

Soon may the Mercenaries come
To bring us gear and gems and rum
One day when the fighting is done
We'll take our leave and go

And as the scores had rose so high
The captain said 'Be damned we tie!'
Hands to the deck and gear up quick
Before the end is Nigh

Soon may the Mercenaries come
To bring us gear and gems and rum
One day when the fighting is done
We'll take our leave and go

Soon may the Mercenaries come
To bring us gear and gems and rum
One day when the fighting is done
We'll take our leave and go

No boss was spared, no zone uncleared,
They prepped the crew to slay the Feared
The Knights were scared, the Druids did flee,
Mercs took the lead in tow

Soon may the Mercenaries come
To bring us gear and gems and rum
One day when the fighting is done
We'll take our leave and go

For three full days or maybe more,
The scores rose high 'til they did soar
The clicks were fast and wrists were raw
But still the points did flow

Soon may the Mercenaries come
To bring us gear and gems and rum
One day when the fighting is done
We'll take our leave and go

The final day, the bell did toll
The Mercs were out in front of all
The ending push, the hardest task
The victory in sight

Soon may the Mercenaries come
To bring us gear and gems and rum
One day when the fighting is done
We'll take our leave and go

Soon may the Mercenaries come
To bring us gear and gems and rum
One day when the fighting is done
We'll take our leave and go

Soon may the Mercenaries come
To bring us gear and gems and rum
One day when the fighting is done
We'll take our leave and go

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