Uploaded October 2024 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Oh boy pony music!
I love Derpy so gosh dang much, guys. She fills me with joy and happiness and just makes the world better. I love to see her resilience, making mistakes but getting through them and over them, facing tough moments and choosing to overcome. It's inspiring and I love it. This is just a cutesy song for her. Hey, I know the mix maybe isn't spot on. I'm not the best at sound design, but it' Secret Santa season, so I'm already stealing time from the event, and also what better song to be a little, y'know, imperfect. One sweet story, the name Derperella J Muffins comes from a short voice clip that Tabitha St. Germaine did a few years ago for a friend, telling him about all the ways that things might not always be perfect, but sometimes those trials lead to exciting new things, and that we just need to keep putting one hoof in front of the other and remember that we got this.
Many, many thanks to CookieBoy011 for letting me use the gif; it was just the perfect one for the song! Find more of his work here:
deviantart.com/cookieboy011
derpibooru.org/profiles/cookiehorse011
She’s got bubbles in her soul
Bubbles in her heart
And you know she’s got a lot of bubbles on her butt
Things are going wrong
She don’t know what’s up
And I can’t get enough
The mare with bubbles on her butt
Get back from the mail route, settles in
Verifiably a letter flying veteran
Wings hurt, hooves hurt,
Grab the kettle n’
Tea bags, muffin tin
That’s the best medicine
Blueberries in the batter
Nothing else matters
Thoughts scatter
Fill the house with laughter
And she’s humming to herself
Pulling sugar from the shelf
Topsy-turvy
Might fly backwards
I lack words
For how she makes me feel
And she’s healing every part of me
The chapters
Of the story she reveals
She’s a
Silly, sweet dichotomy
Me oh my
When I see her fly
With her wings spread wide
In the evening sky
No matter what the trouble is
I know how to cover it
I’m just gonna cuddle this
Snuggle miss Bubbles
-in her soul
Bubbles in her heart
And you know she’s got a lot of bubbles on her butt
Things are going wrong
She don’t know what’s up
And I can’t get enough
The mare with bubbles on her butt
I know the world can be a little wild
Truth told I just want to see her smile
And hold her close and stroke her mane a while
So she knows I’ll be with her through any trial
Through any tribulation
To any destination
No matter what went wrong,
With love and peace and patience
And even if she doesn’t always get it right
I’ll be by her side
Deperella J Muffins,
She was meant for lovin
Huggin and
Her eyes are like an oven
And ice is just a season
It’s just another reason to
Cuddle by the fire and
Lie between her wings and
Blowing bubbles on her bubble wand
Snuggle till the break of dawn
Take a little break and make another song
To sing when she’s feeling blue…
Best Pony, Miss Derpy Hooves
-in her soul
Bubbles in her heart
And you know she’s got a lot of bubbles on her butt
Things are going wrong
She don’t know what’s up
And I can’t get enough
The mare with bubbles on her butt
In her eyes I see the endless skies
Of friendship tinted lives
A princess lifted high
A gift to call my own
A gold and silver pone
And she can love the world
Atop her muffin throne
She’s got bubbles in her soul
Bubbles in her heart
And you know she’s got a lot of bubbles on her butt
Things are going wrong
She don’t know what’s up
And I can’t get enough
The mare with bubbles
in her soul
Bubbles in her heart
And you know she’s got a lot of bubbles on her butt
Things are going wrong
She don’t know what’s up
And I can’t get enough
The mare with bubbles on her butt
Oh boy pony music!
I love Derpy so gosh dang much, guys. She fills me with joy and happiness and just makes the world better. I love to see her resilience, making mistakes but getting through them and over them, facing tough moments and choosing to overcome. It's inspiring and I love it. This is just a cutesy song for her. Hey, I know the mix maybe isn't spot on. I'm not the best at sound design, but it' Secret Santa season, so I'm already stealing time from the event, and also what better song to be a little, y'know, imperfect. One sweet story, the name Derperella J Muffins comes from a short voice clip that Tabitha St. Germaine did a few years ago for a friend, telling him about all the ways that things might not always be perfect, but sometimes those trials lead to exciting new things, and that we just need to keep putting one hoof in front of the other and remember that we got this.
Many, many thanks to CookieBoy011 for letting me use the gif; it was just the perfect one for the song! Find more of his work here:
deviantart.com/cookieboy011
derpibooru.org/profiles/cookiehorse011
She’s got bubbles in her soul
Bubbles in her heart
And you know she’s got a lot of bubbles on her butt
Things are going wrong
She don’t know what’s up
And I can’t get enough
The mare with bubbles on her butt
Get back from the mail route, settles in
Verifiably a letter flying veteran
Wings hurt, hooves hurt,
Grab the kettle n’
Tea bags, muffin tin
That’s the best medicine
Blueberries in the batter
Nothing else matters
Thoughts scatter
Fill the house with laughter
And she’s humming to herself
Pulling sugar from the shelf
Topsy-turvy
Might fly backwards
I lack words
For how she makes me feel
And she’s healing every part of me
The chapters
Of the story she reveals
She’s a
Silly, sweet dichotomy
Me oh my
When I see her fly
With her wings spread wide
In the evening sky
No matter what the trouble is
I know how to cover it
I’m just gonna cuddle this
Snuggle miss Bubbles
-in her soul
Bubbles in her heart
And you know she’s got a lot of bubbles on her butt
Things are going wrong
She don’t know what’s up
And I can’t get enough
The mare with bubbles on her butt
I know the world can be a little wild
Truth told I just want to see her smile
And hold her close and stroke her mane a while
So she knows I’ll be with her through any trial
Through any tribulation
To any destination
No matter what went wrong,
With love and peace and patience
And even if she doesn’t always get it right
I’ll be by her side
Deperella J Muffins,
She was meant for lovin
Huggin and
Her eyes are like an oven
And ice is just a season
It’s just another reason to
Cuddle by the fire and
Lie between her wings and
Blowing bubbles on her bubble wand
Snuggle till the break of dawn
Take a little break and make another song
To sing when she’s feeling blue…
Best Pony, Miss Derpy Hooves
-in her soul
Bubbles in her heart
And you know she’s got a lot of bubbles on her butt
Things are going wrong
She don’t know what’s up
And I can’t get enough
The mare with bubbles on her butt
In her eyes I see the endless skies
Of friendship tinted lives
A princess lifted high
A gift to call my own
A gold and silver pone
And she can love the world
Atop her muffin throne
She’s got bubbles in her soul
Bubbles in her heart
And you know she’s got a lot of bubbles on her butt
Things are going wrong
She don’t know what’s up
And I can’t get enough
The mare with bubbles
in her soul
Bubbles in her heart
And you know she’s got a lot of bubbles on her butt
Things are going wrong
She don’t know what’s up
And I can’t get enough
The mare with bubbles on her butt

![Animal - MLP Fanmusic [Explicit Lyrics]
My favorite part is the wolfgirl awoo in the second chorus. It delights me still.
Many thanks to Chompy for hopping on the chorus to push it down an extra few semitones. I had to get up and record using my morning voice just to get the prechorus down to the fifth, but getting that extra octave is just outside of my range.
An EXTRA saucy song for Bustys Acting Like Animals theme, with many thanks to floralshitpost for the art to go with it. (Which, for the record, was on commission BEFORE this https://youtu.be/zPtMglIaroE came out. Were just having a hivemind moment here.)
Find more of her art here! (NSFW):
https://twitter.com/floralsh_tpost
Song available for free download here: https://www.mediafire.com/file/wfrvvki4qn6bf8i/AnimalWAV.wav/file
Whoa there Fluttershy!
Whoa there! No reason to be like that.
We can talk this through. Easy there, girl; easy there.
Whoa-whoa-whoa-back-back-back-back!
(You’re going to LOVE ME!)
Wahaha it’s a mare in heat
Coming at me Rarity
Head to my feet going weak at the knees
She gonna pounce and I’m scared to be here
Please be gentle carefully dear
Animalistic can’t even see clear
Cannibal vision she gonna eat that meat
Like jeezy petes she’s freaky
And she’s goin creature mode
Say the heat makes her explode
Begging please can I have your foal
Fluttershy bitch I told you no
Scratch that itch with a shaft and tip
She goin down like “how’s the trip”
G and PT disappeared my D
And like “how’s that for a magic trick?”
Twilight hump with a rule and compass
Running that bum like calculus
Just when she finish Pinkie’s twitchin
Shit well here we go again
I’m gonna hit that estrus ass
Dick as big as a Texas hat
And when I flex my checks and cash
I get a bitch like best in class
Mare in the Lexus wreck and crash
Ain’t no sweat gotta Estus flask
You got the breastes? I gotta pass
I wanna come in Rainbow Dash
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
So fulla heat like a mare in estrus
She tryna flirt it’s goddamn precious
Go get her friend for a threesome
See son, callin’ that trips, so y’all better check this
Like spike on a checklist, reckless
Pipp just texted sex pics; heck this
High tech, it’s my ticket
Straight to the moon when I fuck a princess
Queen Haven please believe me
I was behaving she tryna freak me
See these likes on her clip trot page
And her blogspot say I got dick for days
Zipp’s the same, even Hitch can say
Izzy told him it was just a phase
Back in the day with Apple J
We used to go for a roll in the (heeeyy!)
They hate me. Cause they ain’t me.
They gatekeep. Cause they can’t keep
Up, and I can’t sleep, cause I’m eight deep
In Pank call it hanky panky
I’m gonna hit that estrus ass
Dick as big as a Texas hat
And when I flex my checks and cash
I get a bitch like best in class
Mare in the Lexus wreck and crash
Ain’t no sweat gotta Estus flask
You got the breastes? I gotta pass
I wanna come in Rainbow Dash
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
The birds and the bees when
The herd hits that season
I can’t even reload
When she goin’
Beastmode.
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal Animal - MLP Fanmusic [Explicit Lyrics]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/G7rYiViR3Co/mqdefault.jpg)








