Uploaded January 2016 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
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Lyrics and vocals: the H31P, Cosplay No-Cosplay, Kyle Danger Henick
Track Produced by David Dees
Editing by: Cody Olson
Directed by: the H31P
Lyrics:
LUCIAN
I came here to
Purge the dead and kiss my wife
I’m all outta wives, but the dead are rife
In Runeterra, gotta overcome the strife
I’m the black Mr. Clean of the afterlife
The Lightbringer
Double gunslinger
Ult scales off atk spd don't make me build a stinger
Tappin' noobs twice in the lane
Crit Headshot twice in the brain
Not MF, but I'm makin it rain
So get rekt, when you go big, I go bigger
Is there a limit on CS? NO NIGGA
My pursuit is relentless
Your team is defenseless
I'm the leagues Jackie Robinson I swing for the fences
Culling buys out the bar, doin' 50 shots
I'ma purge your n00b ass, you'll respawn in HotS
Everybody dies, some just need a little help
Diss Lucian,
You diss yourself
For Senna
Bring me the light, bring me the light
Oh baby Can I see you tonight?
Bring me the Light
Lucian baby
Bring me the light, bring me the light
So lonely can I see you tonight?
Bring me the light,
Lucian baby
THRESH
I am the thing under the bed
The reason that shadows give power to zed
Stole wifey from Lucy right after they wed
Consumer of souls, I always get fed
I'm not interested in your repentance
Roamin' the map, issuing a death sentence
Take your last breath, let go of your sentience
Scream so loud you’ll terrify your descendants
What's in the Box? if the AD carry died
you won't know for sure until you look inside
call me Schrodinger
you wanna minion block the hook, how bout no, Dinger?
I be hummin' while i game call me a soul singer
What the Karthus say
Walk up to your team like, Flay gurl Flay
Watch me whip, Hecarim nae nae
Bad Santa Thresh, watch me sleigh sleigh
Bring me the light, bring me the light
Oh baby Can I see you tonight?
Bring me the Light
Lucian baby
No legion of the dead is gonna stop me
I'm Ernie Hudson, its Ghostbusters 3
Wifey's all mine, I know that it hurts
But at least the black guy didn't die first
Why'd you bring a hook to a gunfight
I'ma pierce you with light and get it done right
I brought 2 chains, what the flashlight gonna do
The lanterns for wifey, the hook is for you
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Lyrics and vocals: the H31P, Cosplay No-Cosplay, Kyle Danger Henick
Track Produced by David Dees
Editing by: Cody Olson
Directed by: the H31P
Lyrics:
LUCIAN
I came here to
Purge the dead and kiss my wife
I’m all outta wives, but the dead are rife
In Runeterra, gotta overcome the strife
I’m the black Mr. Clean of the afterlife
The Lightbringer
Double gunslinger
Ult scales off atk spd don't make me build a stinger
Tappin' noobs twice in the lane
Crit Headshot twice in the brain
Not MF, but I'm makin it rain
So get rekt, when you go big, I go bigger
Is there a limit on CS? NO NIGGA
My pursuit is relentless
Your team is defenseless
I'm the leagues Jackie Robinson I swing for the fences
Culling buys out the bar, doin' 50 shots
I'ma purge your n00b ass, you'll respawn in HotS
Everybody dies, some just need a little help
Diss Lucian,
You diss yourself
For Senna
Bring me the light, bring me the light
Oh baby Can I see you tonight?
Bring me the Light
Lucian baby
Bring me the light, bring me the light
So lonely can I see you tonight?
Bring me the light,
Lucian baby
THRESH
I am the thing under the bed
The reason that shadows give power to zed
Stole wifey from Lucy right after they wed
Consumer of souls, I always get fed
I'm not interested in your repentance
Roamin' the map, issuing a death sentence
Take your last breath, let go of your sentience
Scream so loud you’ll terrify your descendants
What's in the Box? if the AD carry died
you won't know for sure until you look inside
call me Schrodinger
you wanna minion block the hook, how bout no, Dinger?
I be hummin' while i game call me a soul singer
What the Karthus say
Walk up to your team like, Flay gurl Flay
Watch me whip, Hecarim nae nae
Bad Santa Thresh, watch me sleigh sleigh
Bring me the light, bring me the light
Oh baby Can I see you tonight?
Bring me the Light
Lucian baby
No legion of the dead is gonna stop me
I'm Ernie Hudson, its Ghostbusters 3
Wifey's all mine, I know that it hurts
But at least the black guy didn't die first
Why'd you bring a hook to a gunfight
I'ma pierce you with light and get it done right
I brought 2 chains, what the flashlight gonna do
The lanterns for wifey, the hook is for you










