Uploaded February 2018 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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I hesitate to call this a review: it's more of a rant and ramble, so take that for what's it's worth.

Jesus Christ.

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What you will not get at ElConquistadork: ugliness (the host's face notwithstanding), drama (the host's bank account notwithstanding), or cat videos.

...Huh? He's put a cat in a few of his videos already? Shit.

......Okay, maybe you'll get a few cat videos.

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