Uploaded December 2014 | Updated September 2026, 4 days ago
Happy New Year!
Here’s my fourth annual end of year parody song.
This time I chose Taylor Swift. As always, sorry for my horrible voice.
Big thanks to Leandro Artaza for improving the sound of my voice
Check his royalty free music audiojungle.net/user/Leo_Artaza/portfolio
LYRICS
I’m not Weird Al
But I’ll try to rhyme
Sum up what happened, mmm-mmm
In 2014, mmm-mmm
A scary spider-dog
King Joffrey lost his throne
It’s all about that bass, mmm-mmm
And Matthew went to space, mmm-mmm
Alex from Target
The Force Awakens trailer
Potato salad in Kickstarter
Ebola
and the protests in Ferguson
Jennifer Lawrence had some nude pictures leaked
John Oliver told us what happened last week
Emma Watson gave an awesome UN speech
HeForShe feminist
Was surprised by Guardians of the Galaxy
Everyone loved Rocket, Groot and Peter Quill
Germany won the World Cup held in Brazil
Seven-one, seven-one
First part of Mockingjay
Ellen Page said “I’m gay”
We have to let it go, mmm-mmm
While walking in New York, mmm-mmm
A woman with three boobs (woman with three boobs)
Flappy bird flying over tubes (flying over tubes)
Lego on the big screen, mmm-mmm
Like that book from John Green, mmm-mmm
Oh Robin Williams,
Shirley Temple and Joan Rivers
García Marquez and Mike Nichols
Philip Seymour Hoffman,
They all passed away this year.
It’s my first time on TV apparently
Please Sarah tell me did Adnan kill Hae Lee
At the Oscars Ellen took a great selfie
Record breaking, retweets
Kim Kardashian and her butt broke the internet
Obama and Raul Castro are now good friends
And beware with the iPhone 6, cause it may bend
Don’t microwave your phone
Iggy Azalea and Pharrell
Vanished Malaysian plane
The Interview and Gamergate
Hashtag team internet
Hey, hey, hey
While you were being lazy trying to beat Pokemon on Twitch with all those people or taking all those selfies
Scientists landed a satellite on a comet.
The Oscar went to 12 Years A Slave
Which is how long it took Boyhood to be made
and with the trouble in Crimea and Obamacare
There was also quite a scandal with British vloggers
Idina Menzel had her name changed to Adele
And how great was the Grand Budapest Hotel
Then Malala went to get the Peace Nobel
Youngest ever winner
We demand to have neutrality on the net
ISIS beheaded people and sent death threats
And the ice bucket challenge left people wet
ALS, ALS
The year’s gone, let’s move on
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off,
See you in 2015
Have a happy new year
The year’s gone, let’s move on
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off,
See you in 2015
Have a happy new year
FOLOW ME
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Happy New Year!
Here’s my fourth annual end of year parody song.
This time I chose Taylor Swift. As always, sorry for my horrible voice.
Big thanks to Leandro Artaza for improving the sound of my voice
Check his royalty free music audiojungle.net/user/Leo_Artaza/portfolio
LYRICS
I’m not Weird Al
But I’ll try to rhyme
Sum up what happened, mmm-mmm
In 2014, mmm-mmm
A scary spider-dog
King Joffrey lost his throne
It’s all about that bass, mmm-mmm
And Matthew went to space, mmm-mmm
Alex from Target
The Force Awakens trailer
Potato salad in Kickstarter
Ebola
and the protests in Ferguson
Jennifer Lawrence had some nude pictures leaked
John Oliver told us what happened last week
Emma Watson gave an awesome UN speech
HeForShe feminist
Was surprised by Guardians of the Galaxy
Everyone loved Rocket, Groot and Peter Quill
Germany won the World Cup held in Brazil
Seven-one, seven-one
First part of Mockingjay
Ellen Page said “I’m gay”
We have to let it go, mmm-mmm
While walking in New York, mmm-mmm
A woman with three boobs (woman with three boobs)
Flappy bird flying over tubes (flying over tubes)
Lego on the big screen, mmm-mmm
Like that book from John Green, mmm-mmm
Oh Robin Williams,
Shirley Temple and Joan Rivers
García Marquez and Mike Nichols
Philip Seymour Hoffman,
They all passed away this year.
It’s my first time on TV apparently
Please Sarah tell me did Adnan kill Hae Lee
At the Oscars Ellen took a great selfie
Record breaking, retweets
Kim Kardashian and her butt broke the internet
Obama and Raul Castro are now good friends
And beware with the iPhone 6, cause it may bend
Don’t microwave your phone
Iggy Azalea and Pharrell
Vanished Malaysian plane
The Interview and Gamergate
Hashtag team internet
Hey, hey, hey
While you were being lazy trying to beat Pokemon on Twitch with all those people or taking all those selfies
Scientists landed a satellite on a comet.
The Oscar went to 12 Years A Slave
Which is how long it took Boyhood to be made
and with the trouble in Crimea and Obamacare
There was also quite a scandal with British vloggers
Idina Menzel had her name changed to Adele
And how great was the Grand Budapest Hotel
Then Malala went to get the Peace Nobel
Youngest ever winner
We demand to have neutrality on the net
ISIS beheaded people and sent death threats
And the ice bucket challenge left people wet
ALS, ALS
The year’s gone, let’s move on
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off,
See you in 2015
Have a happy new year
The year’s gone, let’s move on
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off,
See you in 2015
Have a happy new year
FOLOW ME
TWITTER - twitter.com/spantonline
FACEBOOK - facebook.com/spantonline
TUMBLR - whatsuphouston.tumblr.com
