Girl from Washington Heights FunnyChloeMichelle 2010-08-11 | March 24, 2014 UPDATE:Here is a reaction video to this one from my new character, Lauren Goldberg:youtube.com/watch?v=u5UNWXuEkts
I am a pilot! (*major life update!*) FunnyChloeMichelle 2024-04-27 | Hey guys! I know it’s been a while. I moved back to FL and got into aviation! This video explains it all ✈️👩🏼✈️ (this is not a comedy video or satire!! That is not any kind of green screen or camera trick. I really am a pilot now. I put myself through flight school and earned my license on 2/21/24 !! I am a pilot and this is me flying around St. John’s county in Florida with a passenger!)More flying vids on my other channel:ChloeMichelle1987
Famous Impersonations: Greta Tunberg, AOC, Josef Biden, Bernie, Carl Jung, & Carl Sagan FunnyChloeMichelle 2021-02-03 | Procrastination brought me to this tonight and I’m not mad about it 🤣 I call it a Character Carousel ... aka having fun with my psychoses 😅😅😅 btw You can watch me paint portraits of Carl Jung and Carl Sagan on my other channel, ChloeMichelle1987 . Been painting since 1998 and I’ve been posting time lapses on that channel lately. It’s artfully fun 🎨❤️ 🖼 #impersonations #characters #imitation
Chihuahua Comedian BOMBS @ Atlanta Nightclub! Tells audience member “Go F your sister!” FunnyChloeMichelle 2021-01-29 | Poppy ChewLow, my chihuahua yorkie mix, tried his act out at a club in Atlanta. He bombed and got booed off stage. Not his fault imo, the agent shoulda known than to book him a gig where there’d be mostly high falooten breeds who can’t handle the truth. I’m still proud of him 🥰 🐕 🐶 #standup #dogcomedy
Girl from Washington Heights Mukbang @ Long John Silver’s | “I’m having an extramarital affair” FunnyChloeMichelle 2021-01-28 | Krismeyris can’t believe they made a Long John Silver’s near her!!! She used to love it but hasn’t been in a minute. So today she gonna do a little mukbang in her car and have some LJS. Also she having an affair. Yea that’s right. But it’s not even like that y’all... her husband doesn’t pay attention and has been doing his own thing for years. Finally she gettin hers. Fine-ah-fckn-leeeee! Btw if u want that funny Deadass Tho shirt or the That Ass Tho mug, email Chloé at chloemichelle181@aol.com #mukbang #eatwithme #longjohnsilvers #igotasecret #imhavinganaffair
NYC Comedian in Dallas, say “men run from female comedians,” “they don’t want to be ‘that joke’” FunnyChloeMichelle 2021-01-26 | My Dallas, TX gig this week. Talked about how much men love dating female comedians (not really) and how I made four new Jews on this planet without ever getting pregnant once. It’s my Queen Esther powers, what can I say? 🤣 👑 #standup #comedy
Watch Me Paint Bernie Sanders in Mittens @ Inauguration on box of Kosher Salt 🎨🧂😂 FunnyChloeMichelle 2021-01-25 | Just as the title says! In this video I paint Bernie Sanders in his famous mittens @ the inauguration on a box of Kosher Salt 🤣🤣🤣 I had the idea this morning and was hell bent on making it happen lol ... and usually id just post my art videos on my art/psychology channel (ChloeMichelle1987) but this one transcended art and made its way into the FunnyChloeMichelle zone 😁 anyway enjoy! #berniesanders #berniemittens #arttimelapse #watchmepaint
Jewish Aunt Gives 5 Tips for Managing Your Sex Life | “I’m very wise in this area” FunnyChloeMichelle 2021-01-22 | The Jewish Aunt feels it’s time to give back to the world. A lot of people her age are philanthropists, but that requires a lot of “zeros” and she’d rather not. So, instead she’s decided to make videos like these where she gives her wisdom to the young people. In this video she gives five pieces of wisdom about managing your sex life. If you’re short on time, here are some time stamps for you... She babbles a lot so the actual advice begins at 1:46 1) never drive more than 90 miles to get laid 1:462) never go less than 5 miles for cheap and easy sex 3:213) drop pessimistic people from your life 5:094) stay groomed no matter what 6:215) pretend “business is booming” 7:08#relationships #advice #tips
Jewish Aunt Stand Up Comedy in S. Florida: “I don’t date Jews or musicians FunnyChloeMichelle 2021-01-21 | The Jewish aunt has escaped New York for a few weeks for a workcation in Florida. She booked a bunch of gigs in nursing homes (her secret MO is to meet a nice guy... it’s not going too well though...). This is one of her late-night gigs in Ft. Lauderdale where she tells a crowd of nice young people about all the fun they’re missing up north. She also offensively says she discriminates against Jews and musicians in her romantic life... can you believe it!?! Flaunting such prejudice in this day and age?! I think it’s time to hash tag cancel her !! #cancelthejewishaunt #standup #comedy
FunnyChloeMichelle updates: I Made a Second YouTube Channel!! + Funny merch (deadass tho!) 🤣 FunnyChloeMichelle 2021-01-20 | Hello everyone! Just a little update: I made a second YouTube channel for my artwork (ChloeMichelle1987). I’m posting time lapse art vids there of me painting. Also I’m posting some more serious shizznick over there pertaining to my interest in psychology. Y la otra cosa? The Deadass Tho shirts and That Ass Tho mugs! I really made them and they’re funny af IMO 🤣 im selling the shirts (men’s size L only) for 20 and the mugs for 15. Just email me if you want one: chloemichelle181@aol.com ... send me an address and thassit! I will send it out the very next business day 😎
NYS Gov. Cuomo: “Masks REQUIRED on Zoom calls! This is about solidarity!!” FunnyChloeMichelle 2021-01-20 | It is June something, 2021. Today is day 410 of the coronavirus plandemic, and Our Esteemed Majesty Governor Cuomo is giving his daily press conference. He announces the new laws making it illegal to not wear a mask on Zoom calls or any other video messaging app. He also announces a new law making it illegal to broadcast pre-plandemic footage of people sans masks and not social distuncing. So far these broadcasts have cost untold numbers of lives as they encourage people on an unconscious level to flout the lifesaving measures. That stops now. Finally, the governor announces that in the city of New York it is required to wear a dark reflecting sunglasses on the street. This stops people from seeing each other’s emotions so that they do not engage with them, which leads to accidentally forget social distancing, spreading the coronavirus, and killing people. And if you think you are special and require oxygen and emotional connection, you can leave the state. We don’t need people without compassion here! #nysgovcuomo #cuomo #andrewcuomo #plandemic #maskup #dontmakeusaskwearamask
Bronx Tia Quit her JOB and started making mad $$$ w/ this shit!! 💰 💵 🤑 Deadass tho!!! FunnyChloeMichelle 2021-01-13 | Bronx Tia Maryluce got divine inspiration to make these That A$$ Tho mugs & Deadass Tho shirts. It came to her in a dream, no lie. Then the shit took off so fast thru word of mouth she got to quit her stupid ass job!! Let’s gooooo!! Anywayz email Chloe if you want a mug (they 15) or a shirt (they 20, and they only come in large cuz Maryluce only Fs wit big playaz...) ... Chloé email address is chloemichelle181@aol.com #deadasstho #thatasstho
Comedian says “low self esteem sex is the best” and has mask argument w/ heckler 😂 FunnyChloeMichelle 2021-01-12 | An offensive and irreverent comedian talks mad shit to a crowd of amused- and then unamused- people! She has even goes as far as to insult the coronvirus plandemic... imagine!?! In THESE times?? How dare she!! 🤦🏻♀️ Time to hash tag cancel Chloé !! Seems the only right thing to do, plus it’s kind of an alliteration so that’s kewl... Who else is on board? #cancelchloe
NYS Gov. Cuomo EXPLODES @ NY’ers!!! | “Constitution Schmonstitution! This is about saving lives! FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-11-21 | Today is day 269 of the coronavirus plandemic and Governor Cuomo is furious over the cavalier attitude New Yorkers and Sheriffs are taking re: the Thanksgiving rules. Suddenly it seems everyone is a constitutional scholar and wants to cite the 4th amendment to show that the mandate violates the so-called “Highest Law in the Land.” Well, to edify all these new constitutional scholars, Governor Andy will read the amendment and explain why it can not be evoked to shirk the new mandate. Remember, Governors are important people, people! They work every day to keep you safe. And yes, in these unprecedented times, gathering for the holidays is not safe!! Think of it like this: as a child, did your parents let you play with fire and knives? No! Because they were looking out for your safety! Same logic, apply that here. Now get in your houses, lock the doors, put your masks on, and stay six feet apart in the home. #govcuomo #nysgovernor #governorcuomo #andrewcuomo #cuomobrothers #nysmandate
“I dumped him!!” Vegan YouTuber ItsLiterallyDiana Dumps BF for Eating Chicken 🐔 😢 FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-11-20 | ItsLiterallyDiana is distraught. Her boyfriend, who she thought she knew, ate chicken. Like literally who does he think he is!?! Of course she had to break up with him immediately and will not be reconciling, but it still hurts, ya know? She’s had a hard two weeks just processing it. The only good news is yay Biden! And that’s been like literally amazing but like on a personal note she’s shooketh and been going tha-rough it-ah 😣 #idumpedhim #likeliterally #shooketh
NYS Gov. Cuomo: “No turkeys over 7lbs, no singing over 65 decibels” | Rules for a Safe Thanksgiving FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-11-14 | Today is day 262 of the coronavirus scamdemic and Governor Cuomo discusses new precautions going into the Thanksgiving holiday. To ensure a safe Thanksgiving, no supermarket or grocer in New York will be permitted to sell a turkey weighing 7 or more pounds. Additionally, if you have a pleasant singing voice and are heard singing this holiday above 65 decibels, there will be a penalty of $50/second. After a minute, you may be arrested and charged with a felony. In addition to these measures, Governor Cuomo also explains that a new mask mandate will be written. This one details HOW to wear your mask, explaining it must be flush to the face so that no illegal sips of oxygen are procured. The masks also must be void of any wrong political messages, which are considered hate speech under the NYS penal code. Finally, NO !!! New York State will not allow the Trump administration to disseminate a vaccine. Doing so would mean that Trump might leave office on a positive note, which can cause more psychological damage to the people of New York than the coronavirus itself. As such, the state will be rejecting any vaccine coming out through January 20, 2021 when the Esteemed and Benevolent President Elect Joe Biden takes the White House. We know we can trust Uncle Joe, who always has the world’s best interest at heart. ❤️ 🌎 #cuomo #nys #governorcuomo #andrewcuomo #thisisaboutsafety
“Biden would NEVER!” | Lauren Goldberg defends Uncle Joe from her prejudiced family FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-11-13 | From the desk of Dr. Lauren Goldberg, LMSW: ”My prejudiced white family fabricated an entire clip reel of 2020 President Elect Joe Biden in uncomfortable moments with women and children, and making racist and homophobic remarks over the years. But I wasn’t born yesterday. I know this was all created with some kind of video editing software. So sorry, prejudiced family! I will not be convinced that Joe Biden is anything less than a global hero who has liberated the planet from the Tyranny of Trump and put an end to the most horrific four years of our lives!!! The very fact that my family is trying to spoil my vision of President Elect Joe Biden is simply par for the course. They have lived in their small Ohio town for generations and do not understand the real world as I do. Having lived in Brooklyn for seven years and worked as a social worker in the inner city, I have a much broader perspective than they could possibly imagine. I know genuine, authentic, ethically uncompromised people when I see them. And that is who Joe is. Real. Honest. Principled. So nice try, family. You can never steal that vision from me!!!!!” #byedon #wedumpedtrump #orangemanbad #unclejoe
BREAKING NEWS: Girl from Washington Heights accedes to the Office of President Elect 2020 FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-11-12 | Krismeyris was mad freaking insulted yesterday when her Trump-loving husband said that Joe Biden has “as many electoral college votes as she has” which is why he isn’t really president elect!!! Wtf!! Never going to college is a serious insecurity for Krismeyris so how dare he rub that in her face!! Anyway to get back at him she decided that she would accede to the Office of President Elect! And she has chosen her VP (Cardi B). This breaking news clip shows her acceptance speech and she outlines some of the objectives of her presidency, including (but not limited to) ... 1) getting rid of the pledge of allegiance and replacing it with twerking ; 2) making re-education camps for people who is racial; 3) free college and healthcare; 4) more Disneyland parks; 5) rounding up all Trump supporters for justice cuz they know they wasn’t supposed to vote for him.... so yay! Time to celebrate cuz it’s the end of the Trump tyranny and beginning of social justices and having more fun cuz the last four years was mad whack #byedon #orangemanout #dumpedtrump #thepeoplehavespoken #imspeaking #presidentelect #officeofthepresidentelect
“THIS is why I ❤️ Democrat Politicians” | Lauren Goldberg: “They connect with real people like us!” FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-11-07 | Dr.Lauren Goldberg, LMSW is positively elated about Biden’s lead in the 2020 presidential election! She is FINALLY feeling celebratory and creative after these four years of tyranny when Donald Trump ruined her life. With this wonderful new celebratory feeling has come a spurt of creativity and today she made some meaningful content for you: She is reviewing a reel of some of her favorite politicians in their “realest” moments! Those include Hilary Clinton and the hot sauce comment, AOC gettin down and dirty with the peeps at the national action network convention, Joey B sayin “you ain’t black,” more Joey B playing Despacito from his cell phone into a mic at Hispanic Heritage Month to show he knows Latin music, Lizzy Warren gettin herself a beer, and more! Now, some might call these politicians pandering pimps who are talking down to people, but Lauren is hip and can read the code! She knows they’re humane and compassionate, which is clear in how they talk at-level with their constituency and not “above” them like meanie Republicans do! Make sure you stick around to the end for a fun dance to Kammala Harris’ favorite musician, the esteemed Cardi B !!!#byedon #gethimout #dumptrump #orangemanbad
Watching Cardi B & Biden interview with the Girl from Washington Heights | “SHE A REAL ONE!” FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-11-07 | Krismeyris got mad heat yesterday from evil Trump supporters for coming out and saying she happy that Biden is winning. They was basically saying that her reasons wasn’t good enough (her reasons: Trump is mean and Biden mad nice)... so now she gonna go more into depff about the policies n’ stuff that Biden is about by reacting to this Elle interview between her favorite celeb, Cardi B, and the next president of the United States (if he wins! Crossing fingers!!). Actually this interview inspire her a long ass time ago to get political in the first place. And u can see clearly also as well as in addition to the fact that Cardi B is more than just talentid. She mad freaking intelligent. So if u like Trump why don u shut your mouth for once and wash this video so U could learn somethin #byedon #orangemanbad #cardib #bidenwongetoverit
Why I’m Happy Biden Is Winning!!! | Girl from Washington Heights breaks silence on political views FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-11-05 | Krismeyris never talks about politics cause she thinks it’s mad whack and will make people hate her but she can’t keep it in any longer! She just so happy that Biden obvy is gonna win this shit! Krismeyris has hated Trump from the start cuz he’s mad mean. But whatever it’s over now so she celebrating and lit af 🔥 #byedon #dumptrump #imlit
NYS Governor Cuomo: “Smiling will cost $25, laughter $10/second. This is about safety” FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-11-02 | Today is day 250 of the Coronavirus plandemic and Andy is disappointed to see a marked drop of enthusiasm regarding the virus. He reminds us that we don’t get to decide when this is over and discusses new fines for smiling and laughter in NYC. Remember folks, smiles and laughter invites social interaction, which we do not want. Finally on the agenda: looting clothes that don’t fit. Andy discusses new regulations allowing for the exchange of ill-fitting looted garments and bedding for those of the correct size. Remember, this is about justice and equality. #cuomo #andrewcuomo #nyc
Gov Andy Cuomo disses Jews on hot mic after NYC Deli Mukbang to restore his public image FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-10-27 | This is the end cut from the recent nyc Jewish Deli Mukbang that Gov Andy did to try and restore his image with the Jews of New York. He thought his mic was cut and that the filming was over... but he was wrong! Hear his real feelings on the Jewish deli food and, uh, “those” people 😬 #hotmic #andrewcuomo #mukbang
NYS Governor Andrew Cuomo does NYC Jewish Deli Mukbang | “See, I don’t hate the Jews of New York!” FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-10-26 | Today is day 236 of the plandemic and Governor Cuomo would like to start his coronavirus news conference on a lighter and more cultural note! He is aware that the Jews of New York haven’t been happy with him lately, so to show how much he respects them he is doing a Jewish deli mukbang. Please forgive him if he has mispronounced anything in this video. As the Governor reiterates, we are all learning and in teachable moments like these we all have our guffaws. Let us all embrace our diversity in inclusive settings like these as we make progress together. Remember, we are New York tough!!Time stamps: eating begins at 2:31 Shit goes haywire at 14:51IG: FunnyChloeMichelle #nytough #mukbang #governorcuomo #andrewcuomo #cuomo #nyc #jewishdeli #parody #eatwithme #comedy
Bronx Tia Reacts to ASMR Mukbang | “My nephew bet me $100 I can’t watch the whole video” FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-10-24 | Bronx Tia Maryluce took a bet from her nephew Carlito that she wouldn’t be able to make it through a 12 min ASMR Mukbang video. She said it would be the easiest $100 she ever made, but will pride come before the fall? Can Maryluce do it? She didn’t know what an ASMR Mukbang was when she took the bet, but how bad could it be anyway? After all, it’s only a video and she’s a tough broad... a ver !!!IG: ChloeArtAndGiggles #asmrreaction #mukbangreaction #reaction #reactionvideo
New Character Alert!! | Doña Abuelita Juana Reacts to Maryluce & Krismeyris Embarrassing the Family FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-10-23 | Doña Abuelita Juana got an unhappy call this morning from her brother. It seems her granddaughter and great granddaughter can’t help but embarrass the family online by posting indiscreet videos. Que vergüenza !! Watch her reaction to the two of them putting it all out there online ☹️😩😫😭IG: ChloeArtAndGiggles #reactionvideo #reaction #queverguenza
Bronx Tia Maryluce on Love Connection | “I need a dime piece who I can take to the Olive Garden” FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-10-22 | Maryluce been single going on two years now and she finally ready to date again. To get things rollin she out here on Love Connection being vulnerable trying to charm the hunnies with her swagger. Get at her if you single, lipstick, 26-45, in the tri state area. 🙏🏻 #loveconnection #dating
Vegan Youtuber Mukbang Parody | Cook & Eat w/ ItsLiterallyDiana! | “Should Dogs/Cats Be Vegan?” FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-10-21 | Cook and eat along with ItsLiterallyDiana in today’s 100% ethical, plant-based, cruelty free, VEGAN cook-along & mukbang !!! Today ItsLiterallyDiana discusses two important issues related to Veganism and an ethical lifestyle: 1) should dogs and cats be vegan??? ... and 2) should you stay married to a non-vegan spouse? Also meet Alf Alfa, ItsLiterallyDiana’s dog (he makes his appearance late into the second half of the mukbang)! So grab your cruelty free meal and join ItsLiterallyDiana tonight for this food adventure! (Note from Chloé: the role of Alf Alfa is played by my dog, Papi ChewLow, who is not and will never be a vegan!!) IG: ChloeArtAndGigglesP.s. I wouldn’t recommend that plate of plants I ate. It sucked and my stomach still hurts 😩🤢#veganmukbang #mukbang #parody #eatwithme
Bronx Tia Maryluce Defends Carlos against Washington Heights Girl: “she lying! Carlos is a good boy” FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-10-17 | Maryluce, la tia de Carlos, reacts to the Girl from Washington Heights (aka Krismeyris) telling the world that her nephew is a cheater and a liar. She is sick of Kris making all their marriage shit public and drops some truth bombs so that people know Carlos is a good boy!! #reactionvideo #settingtherecordstraight
Girl from Washington Heights cannot get back at cheating husband | “I tried and failed” FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-10-17 | Krismeyris went out the other night looking to “do her” the way her husband usually “does him” but couldn’t do anyone because of her annoying freaking conscience. She is frustrated because she wants to get back at him somehow and didn’t accomplish what she set out to do. Now her mother can’t even watch the kids tonight so she could go out with one of her girls to blow off some steam. Unbelievable she gotta put up with this. #icantyo #washingtonheights #inwood
Jewish Aunt on Love Connection: “I need a man who likes to talk and doesn’t click his teeth” FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-10-15 | After a 16 year dating hiatus, the Jewish Aunt (Ruth) is ready to get back out there! She’s already had her son and gone through menopause, so if you wanted to procreate she’s sorry but the shop’s closed. Otherwise, she’s all about having a fun, supportive, funny partner to do the ups and downs of life with. No need to be perfect though- that’s disgusting- just be you and she’ll be her and see where it goes from there! #datingprofile #jewishsingle #seniordating
Girl from Washington Heights message to husband : “I’m going out looking sexy and IDC what u think” FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-10-14 | Krismeyris is flipping the tables on her husband and going out looking hot as hell!! Unlike him, however, she is letting him know because she ain’t sneaky. Unbelievable that she actually was generous enough to believe his BS about being out late due to “over time” at the job when she knew all along what it was. Well now he has to feel what it’s like to know his spouse is out and about and has to sweat while her phone lights up like a Christmas tree the whole weekend. #revenge #flipthescript #thegamechanged IG: @chloemichelleart
ItsLiterallyDiana: “Veganism should be MANDATORY worldwide!!” FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-10-14 | ItsLiterallyDiana has had it!! She can’t even understand why this is an ashoo?? What is wrong with everyone that they can’t see that eating meat is liturally murder?? But since everyone is morally bankrupt Veganism will have to be mandatory on, like, a like glowbull scale!! And don’t talk to ItsLiterallyDiana about people living in sub zero climates! They can liturrally just go to the store and get beyond burgers , so the weather is nawt an excuse. Like, liturally 😡🤬 #veganismshouldbemandatory #dontbehitlerjustagreewithme
Lauren Goldberg makes shameful confession | “I voted for Trump in 2016!!!” FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-10-05 | In 2016 Dr. Lauren Goldberg, LMSW made a clumsy mistake in the presidential voting booth that she has regretted every single day since. Dr. Goldberg didn’t tell anyone about it and has held it inside for almost four years, ashamed of herself and afraid of what her colleagues and clients would think if they knew. Guilt is a disease though, and it’s been eating into her soul. Today she has unburdened herself with this shocking confession and asks for your forgiveness. #confession
New Character Alert!! Millennial YouTuber “ItsLiterallyDiana” Debuts | “Why I’m Vegan” FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-10-04 | Warning: The contents of this video are extremely irritating. Viewer discretion is advised. ItsLiterallyDiana is SO excited to introduce herself to you guys and tell you all about why she went vegan!! She is an ethical vegan (aka “doing it for the animals”) and has no tolerance for meat eating, especially after she’s taken the trouble to educate you. She spends her days doing social media activism for the animals and the planet. Her work is all about raising awareness to these issues. Like, literally. #whyimvegan #likeliterally #characterimpersonation
National Geographic’s Sue Aikens does Makeup Tutorial | Life Below Zero Parody FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-10-03 | Sue Aikens takes you through the beauty routine she remembers from back when her and her mother would go to church together in the 70’s. Ordinarily she’s a wash-n-wear kind of lady, but today she’s going on a blind date so she got gussied up. Follow this stunning tutorial to get that competitive advantage when a gentleman is taking you out to dine... but hell if he ain’t worth it remember to always keep a flask of whiskey in your purse so at least you have fun! #sueaikens #lifebelowzero #nationalgeographic #impersonation #makeuptutorial #glam #beautyroutine
Comedian calls masks BS at socially distant stand up | Is offensive & irreverent 2 virus | #canceled FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-09-25 | It was safe. It was appropriate. It was reverential to these challenging times... and then I came with my tone-deaf routine and brought down the morale of the entire room. This was messed up, even by my own standards, and I don’t blame the crowd for their lukewarm response. In fact, I think it’s time we sort of start a dialogue about whether or not comedy is a morally-correct art form in the times we are now living in. There is no way to make progress other than to have these difficult conversations ☹️ #canceled #thiswasmessedup #cancelcomedy...on second thought, fuck all that shit 🤣🤣🤣IG: ChloeMichelleArt
Girl from Washington Heights is SURE husband is lying | “he left me here w/his parents all weekend!” FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-09-23 | Unbelievable! He left her with his parents and the kids all weekend when he went to dique “work”!! What a liar!! She KNOWS he’s been going with this red head! The social media receipts are clear 🤬 But Carlos isn’t getting away with this kinda shit now that Krismeyris has an iPhone and is Geo Tracking him. Mark her words, Krismeyris WILL find him and it won’t be pretty!! #cheaters #playersgetcaught #heaintslick #washingtonheights
Jewish aunt gets booed off stage at comedy club | Insults audience | Says women aren’t oppressed FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-09-20 | From the desk of Dr. Lauren Goldberg, MSW: The Jewish aunt delivers an unfunny, insulting, so-called “comedy” routine to a woke millennial audience. She picks on people in the audience and clothes-shame women for “going outside in their underwear” and tells them that the patriarchy isn’t oppressive!! Justice gets served when she gets the red light early and is booed off stage. This kind of rhetoric is unacceptable and we will not tolerate it in today’s progressive political climate!!! We can not have people like this making us all feel emotionally unsafe #canceled #wtf #thisisunacceptable
TLC’s Darcey Silva & new bf Georgi explain relationship intentions | Darcey & Stacey Parody FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-09-17 | Darcey is in love again!! She’s feeling “that feeling” and excited for everything on the horizon with her hot Bulgarian Prince Charming, Georgi! This is seriously true love and definitely not another one of her mental trips. #tlc #darceyandgeorgi #darceyandstacey #parody #90dayfiance IG: chloemichelleart
FishSnax Auto | Funny Used Car Sales Commercial Parody!!! FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-09-14 | Need wheels? Come on in to FishSnax Auto! We’ve got the lowest quality at the highest prices! And don’t worry about credit, we’ve got you covered! So what the hell are you waiting for? Get over here today and roll out in YOUR own vehicle! #parody #carsalesman #funnyshit
Girl from Washington Heights ranting about nosey lady | I cant leave my house yo!! FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-09-12 | Yo. I’m tight. This lady made me mad uncomfortable at the store asking me personal questions and now I never wanna go back there... I swear, does this happen to anyone else?? I just wanna be in and out getting my stuff but noooo... I’m starting to think I need to move somewhere new every six months to avoid these nosey ass people smh #rant #smh #doesthishappentoyoutoo?
Throwin Shade at Fake Nails (but also they’re fun as hell 😅) FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-09-10 | They’re painful and impractical and seem to activate a whole other personality (which also means they’re great for doing characters 😆) ... just a brief rant after wearing them tonight for my last upload 😁 #rant #throwinshade
TLC’s Stacey Silva has Romantic Night with Fiancé Florian | Darcey & Stacey Parody FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-09-10 | #tlc #darceyandstacey #90dayfianceThis is a parody of Stacey Silva from “Darcey and Stacey” on the TLC network 😆The show follows the Silva twins, Stacey and Darcey, both 45 and dating men from overseas in their 20’s and 30’s. Stacey is actually engaged to her man, Florian, 28, who is from Albania. He asked her to marry him while they were gettin it on a few years ago (true story 😅) ... anyway he is currently with Stacey in Connecticut for the next 90 days before they get married. The man is absolutely bubbling with personality, as you can see, and is crazy about Stacey and deeply interested in what she has to say. Florian is definitely not counting the days til they’re married and divorced so he can live in the US on his own... and Stacey is definitely not projecting her enthusiasm for life onto him...In this video we see the couple spend a romantic night at home ❤️🤣For anyone not familiar with the show: Stacey and Darcey are identical twins. Tom is Darcey’s previous foreign boyfriend and Stacey secretly met with him one night. The purpose of the meeting was to tell Tom to stop reaching out to Darcey because she had moved on and didn’t need temptation to return to her past. Of course, that was the source of maaaajor drama 😎😀
National Geographic’s Sue Aikens | Late Summer Caribou Hunting with Sue & Her Dog FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-09-09 | Come along with Sue from National Geographic’s Life Below Zero as she makes an end-of-the-summer caribou hunt with her canine companion, Papi ChewLow (aka papi_the_chorkie_chulo on Instagram!). Sue muses a bit while out on the hunt and we get insight into why she lives so isolated in Alaska’s northernmost regions. #lifebelowzero
Hello everyone! I’M BACK!! (Meet my dog, Papi ChewLow!) FunnyChloeMichelle 2020-09-08 | After a little hiatus I’m back!! Just sayin hello to you all here from my spaceship 🚀 with the new love of my life, Papi ChewLow ❤️ (shoutout to his other momma, Julia Cervantes 😎) Life has been too damn serious lately so I’ve been making comedy vids here n there and posting them on my IG (@ChloeMichelleArt), but they only give u 60 seconds on insta and I just can’t contain it anymore 😂!! I’ve been watching a lot of TV this summer so I’ll probably be parodying TV personalities a lot (especially 90 Day Fiance!) ... right after this I’m uploading a video of me doing Sue Aikens from Life Below Zero. The show is a snooze but she’s the best!! (I fast forward to her scenes, they’re more than worth it 😆) Anyway, feels great to be back! And if you like, follow me on IG to see my visual art too 🎨 🖼
We Are Living in the Dawning of the Age of the Ass FunnyChloeMichelle 2018-03-20 | It's true... We are living in the dawning of the Age of the Ass. This and other observations at my 45-60 min live stand up sets, details below:1) Thursday, March 29th @ 7:30pmTsion Cafe 763 St Nicholas AvenueNYC NY 100312) Friday, March 30th @ 7:30pmGW Grill2139 Hudson TerraceFort Lee, NJThere is NO COVER CHARGE for either show. Just email me if you're coming:Chloemichelle181@aol.com
Observations of a New Yorker Miami Transplant FunnyChloeMichelle 2018-02-09 | How can it feel "cold" when it's 69 degrees in Miami, but it feels fine when it's 31 degrees in NYC the next day? I think I've figured it out!
The Nerve of Some People... (Stand up, 1-27-18, PART 2) FunnyChloeMichelle 2018-02-09 | Part II of my stand up show at Tsion Cafe on 1/27/18, Thank you to everyone who came out to see me!!!
Florida Fun + My BEAUTIFUL View !!!! FunnyChloeMichelle 2018-02-09 | Okay okay... Ive been holding out on you guys! Check out the BEAUTIFUL ass view from my apartment. I swear I dreamed my view into existence... Deadass! Livingass too!!
The Nerve of Some People... Stand Up Show 1-27-18, PART 1 FunnyChloeMichelle 2018-02-07 | Part 1 of my stand up show on 1-27-18 at Tsion Cafe, thank you to everyone who came out! I had a great time!!
