Wholesome Parrots Dancing Jozzo 2019-08-02 | My rendition of the minecraft parrot dance meme featuring Mr. Ender Dragon.Music: - Lil Boom - Already Dead Instrumental by prod. deadman:youtube.com/watch?v=Ejv0Gk-mGko- Original:youtube.com/watch?v=rB7XFQgJHBI
I was born ready Jozzo 2023-01-29 | IS THIS THE AMERICA YOU WANT!? (im not american)You all waited 2 years for a 3 second video. Enjoy!
gender reveal parties are getting out of hand Jozzo 2021-04-26 | I'm on a creative high! Wooh! That's right, I've already made the 3 videos that I must upload yearly in order to continue being fed by my masters! #FeelingBlessed🙏🙏🙏
Happy Gilmore impales an innocent bystander through the throat Jozzo 2021-04-02 | Happy Gilmore, or ANGRY GILMORE? Watch this HORRIFIC FOOTAGE of the beloved golfing icon straight up MURDERING an INNOCENT CAMERA OPERATOR!Police are currently searching for Happy, who was last seen fleeing the golf course. Witnesses have refused to answer questions, due to an unrelenting fear for their lives.One witness made the following statement:"Please leave.... Happy has seen my face.... he knows who I am...... If he sees me answe- ARGHH"The witness' statement was cut short after he was speared in the neck by an unknown assailant.
But if you close your eyes... Jozzo 2021-01-10 | Michael, its your birthday todayCake and ice-cream is on its wayAnd Michael's been such a good boy this yearOpen up ya gifts while we all cheerBeew woop, bew woop da wopp bew woop, bew woopBeew woop, bew woop da wopp bew bew, BEW BEW!
Pokimane opening P*TINHUB LIVE on Twitch STREAM!! Jozzo 2020-05-24 | Don't go searching for the original clip, kids.Anyway this lady has NO business displaying P*tin on stream like this, I hope she gets suspended from the platform immediately !Yes I replaced the URL with P*tinHub. I really hope someone notices. That took too much effort.
The Show Must Go On Jozzo 2020-05-24 | Original: "Mascot can't stay on his feet in hilarious outtakes"youtube.com/watch?v=8nHnQQhWQVA&feature=youtu.be&t=61I started making this a month ago and then I procrastinated for a month how's quarantine going y'all?
Come on in Jozzo 2020-02-20 | "Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.""Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me -- we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.""We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.""Shut up back there!""And what's wrong with him?""Watch your tongue! You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King.""Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us?""I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits.""No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening.""Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?""Why do you care?""A Nord's last thoughts should be of home.""Rorikstead. I'm...I'm from Rorikstead."Asset Credits / Sources =====================================Skyrim Intro: youtube.com/watch?v=vsRA5BG3N8EHey, Vsauce, Michael Here: youtube.com/watch?v=egEraZP9yXQ
Heroic Volcano Saves Local Village Jozzo 2020-01-31 | In an unexpected turn of events, a heroic volcano has saved the lives of tens of local residents by digesting the deadly lava that was headed for their village.The residents are very grateful for the sacrifice, with one going as far as to say "What the hell is this? You just reversed the footage of the volcano erupting?! I lost my family and my home! Do you think this is a joke?!"Needless to say she was never interviewed again.For more 100% accurate news reports, remember to tune in to Channel Jozzo News daily with the off-chance that he might make some quality content one day! This is Reporter Jozzo, signing out!
Donald Trump Orange Justice Green Screen Jozzo 2020-01-06 | I can't believe nobody's made this yet so here it is please feel free to use it in your home movies & school projects.It may appear that the jacket on the model is broken but that is just how ol' Donnie likes wearing his clothes don't you worry about it !Model: clara.io/view/5eefaa35-7080-4156-ae9c-f2d7868e0786Animation: vrcmods.com/item/1689-Orange-Justice-Emote
Trump starts World War 3 very epicly Jozzo 2020-01-06 | Donald Trump does fortnite dances while he drops 693 billion dollars of pure justice onto Iran.SONG: Porter Robinson - Goodbye To A World- Website: http://porterrobinson.com- YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=W2TE0DjdNqI- Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/786ymAh5BmHoIpvjyrvjXk?autoplay=true&v=T- Google Music: play.google.com/music/preview/Tlsrwh45iginqxnupc6dulum5dq?play=1&u=0It's a good-ass song go listen to itAsset Credits / Sources =====================================Trump 3D Model: clara.io/view/5eefaa35-7080-4156-ae9c-f2d7868e0786Fortnite Orange Justice Animation: vrcmods.com/item/1689-Orange-Justice-EmoteThe Simpsons Movie: youtube.com/watch?v=FEPtuxAi7ZISimpsons Trump's Head: youtube.com/watch?v=ErhaWVG0o1ITrump Nodding GIF: giphy.com/gifs/donald-trump-republican-head-nod-VNF7YegY0DMwUI don't remember where I got the boom boom footage from but I'm sure you can just google something like "drone strike footage liveleak" and it'll come up somewhere. Ok guys I'll be honest I just don't want to link drone strikes in my description, ok guys you got me. Yeah good job! Wow! wooow! wow! so you guys are soo into yourselves like you are so commited to CENSORING innocent people that you're just gonna go and try to get my patreon deleted now? Oh you have an opiniThe text scrolling is a speech that the president gave about nuclear deals with Iran (yes this is actually what he said):"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."
Guardians of the Suspense Jozzo 2019-10-23 | Join us as we watch Chris Pratt dance for an uncomfortably long amount of time!I spent too long making that title card.
The Curse™ Jozzo 2019-09-11 | michael mazonski is in trouble. michael needs assitance. help michael. The channel was getting far too wholesome recently so this should even it out. My channel will be perfectly balanced, as all things should be. You thought this was a wholesome channel? Reality is often disappointing... I used to upload good videos, and they were beautiful too.Will I lose subscribers for this? Probably. A small price to pay for salvation.Making that decision was not easy, but, as they say... the hardest choices require the strongest wills.
Wholesome Parrots Dancing for 1 Hour Jozzo 2019-08-27 | Since so many of you requested it, here is a longer version (sadly Mr. Ender Dragon could not join us for this one)I tried to loop the video as the best I could but it was hard to do with all the random music notes n stuff.Thanks for all the positivity on my last video, honestly never could've expected anything of mine to do that well. I guess I need to start actually uploading videos now so if anybody has some silly ideas let me know :)Love y'all!Music: - Lil Boom - Already Dead Instrumental by prod. deadman:youtube.com/watch?v=Ejv0Gk-mGko- Original:youtube.com/watch?v=rB7XFQgJHBI
Drakes Nuts Jozzo 2019-07-23 | Welcome to my third annual upload. In today's documentary we explore the height of comedy, joined by none other than renowned physicist Dr. D. Snuts.
Ugandan Waluigi Jozzo 2019-01-27 | The end result was definitely worth the amount of work I put in.Here's the Ugandan Waluigi I drew if anybody wants to use it for some ungodly reason: imgur.com/2APHuHa
Hooked on a Rick Astley Jozzo 2019-01-01 | New year, same god-awful content.You're welcome.I made this like 4 years ago and now I've decided to re-do it and add a video to it and upload it to my YouTube channel where I upload quality funny videos at least three times a year remember to subscribe to the channel and like the video and subscribe to the like button and smash that video and
sans from shrek Jozzo 2018-09-08 | ong its sans from undertale theme song i know sans fron undertale why is he in shrek this is the trumpets from shrek this isnt undertale???????
League of Legends in 2018 Jozzo 2018-07-14 | Triggered adc main makes hate-fuelled meme about patch 8.11 and probably all the other patches after that.I think if the developers actually played the game they would make better changes.
zoe.wav Jozzo 2018-07-07 | CAKE CAKE CAKEyoutube seems to be lowering the volume of all my videos. it is making me very sad because loud noises are all i am good at :(
H3H3 Intro Theme Song but it slowly becomes louder and more distorted Jozzo 2018-06-11 | The master of ear rape has returned to rape your ears. Asset Credits =====================================H3H3 Theme Song: youtube.com/watch?v=mvkVlywIjIEBackground: youtube.com/watch?v=u9TuAZHeziw
idubbbz opens a door Jozzo 2018-05-23 | *Headphone Warning*There definitely isn't enough iDubbbz green screen memes atm, so here's a n o t h e r o n e.Also if anyone wants to make an infinite loop out of this that'd be neato.
Dragon Booster Intro dubbed with Mortified Theme Jozzo 2018-05-10 | Someone tell me what is going onWhy did I even make this.
chicken go woof woof Jozzo 2018-04-04 | chicken barking ruff ruff. its not doggy it chicken ha ha woof.
GUCCI STARS - Shooting Stars & Gucci Gang Remix. Jozzo 2018-04-04 | Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, BOOM I hit you with this absolutely BANGING content.Here's my mashup of Lil Pump's Gucci Gang and Bag Raiders' Shooting Stars. The songs had different BPMs and Gucci Gang was INCREDIBLY off-beat but it's ALL GOOD IN THE HOOD MY DUDES Y'KNOW I FIXED THAT UP.Asset Credits =====================================Gucci Gang Vocals: youtube.com/watch?v=2V4qPs3i8HoShooting Stars Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=t1qEb2ajqkkNeon Grid: youtube.com/watch?v=w8ndrYXBXT4Space Background: youtube.com/watch?v=W02gqzO5OCYThe Simspons - Moe Dancing: youtube.com/watch?v=qBAFlVB8lbgDance Till You're Dog: youtube.com/watch?v=Yyi0qWQRG-kSpiderboy: youtube.com/watch?v=bjQngsn6Jq4
someBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET Jozzo 2018-02-09 | ha ha funny Shrek memei continue to disappoint my family
how it feels to chew 5 gum Jozzo 2017-10-30 | stimulate your sensesthanks to pink guy for the original scream
League of Legends: TEEMOS EPIC ESCAPE Jozzo 2017-09-30 | Clutch Teemo Escape ft. Pink Cottontail Teemo (best skin)Song: High Contrast - Tread Softlyyoutube.com/watch?v=iIPYfyo9e0wyoutube.com/redirect?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hospitalrecords.com%2Fshop%2Frelease%2Fhigh-contrast%2Fnhs126-tough-guys-don39t-dance&redir_token=yYdduoQn1Iv50fSNKAl7UZobV9F8MTUwNjg1NTYyMUAxNTA2NzY5MjIx&event=video_description&v=iIPYfyo9e0w
Shrek Forever After Pied Piper - Memescape Jozzo 2017-09-17 | Have you ever watched the Pied Piper witch scene from Shrek Forever After and wondered, what would this sound like if it was dubbed over with 009 Sound System's Dreamscape? Well wonder no more, as I bring you some more amazing, top quality content.
Bart Simpsons Megaphone scene but ITS A DISASTAH Jozzo 2017-09-10 | Bart Simpson's Megaphone scene but IT'S A DISASTAHawful meme tbh
TF2: Some Kid Going Berserk Jozzo 2016-06-19 | EDIT: Comments were disabled by YouTube due to the word "kid" in the title...This clip is from a while ago.Was just playing a seemingly normal game of TF2.When some kid joined and started telling everybody about how his dad is part of the FBI and that he is going to kill all of us.It was a fun game.
