Uploaded August 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
lofi catgirls stole my identity and tanked my credit score
by Salem's Corydalis / dutchmasters
Salem's Corydalis: salemscorydalis.bandcamp.com
dutchmasters: dtchmstrs.bandcamp.com
Lyrics:
i will not get old
i am so alone
my bed will be so cold
they won't find my bones
what does it matter whether i'm awake
or asleep? it feels the same
i'll never crawl out this hole
i think we're near an airport
i've seen so many planes fly by
but it's crashing down
i can't live like that
i wish i could die
but still be by your side
i'm a dumb selfish bitch
and when i'm gone no one will feel sorry for me
will you buy this dress when i am dead?
i'm not really sure how i want to go out
please just take me out
please just take me out
it won't matter how
please just kill me now
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you cannot trust lofi catgirls. they have taken everything i have and left me with absolutely nothing. they have been wandering dead malls with my stolen credit cards, searching for the perfect dresses to don at their low-fidelity feline wedding. i have called my bank multiple times and they aren't doing fucking shit. the catgirls have taken to stealing my unreleased music as a means to further extort me, so here it is up on bandcamp.com so that i might raise further awareness to my situation and hopefully get the both of them sent to jail. i hope they're happy living it up right now, as nothing in my life belongs to me anymore.
released July 4, 2025
mastered by jordan (https://againstrealism.bandcamp.com)
catgirl drawing by grim (@hauntedrari on instagram / @hauntmex2 on tiktok)
cassettes available at: loveseattapes.com/products/868225-salems-corydalis-dutchmasters-lofi-catgirls-stole-my-identity
#BedroomPop #lofi #5thWaveEmo #chiptune
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lofi catgirls stole my identity and tanked my credit score
by Salem's Corydalis / dutchmasters
Salem's Corydalis: salemscorydalis.bandcamp.com
dutchmasters: dtchmstrs.bandcamp.com
Lyrics:
i will not get old
i am so alone
my bed will be so cold
they won't find my bones
what does it matter whether i'm awake
or asleep? it feels the same
i'll never crawl out this hole
i think we're near an airport
i've seen so many planes fly by
but it's crashing down
i can't live like that
i wish i could die
but still be by your side
i'm a dumb selfish bitch
and when i'm gone no one will feel sorry for me
will you buy this dress when i am dead?
i'm not really sure how i want to go out
please just take me out
please just take me out
it won't matter how
please just kill me now
-
you cannot trust lofi catgirls. they have taken everything i have and left me with absolutely nothing. they have been wandering dead malls with my stolen credit cards, searching for the perfect dresses to don at their low-fidelity feline wedding. i have called my bank multiple times and they aren't doing fucking shit. the catgirls have taken to stealing my unreleased music as a means to further extort me, so here it is up on bandcamp.com so that i might raise further awareness to my situation and hopefully get the both of them sent to jail. i hope they're happy living it up right now, as nothing in my life belongs to me anymore.
released July 4, 2025
mastered by jordan (https://againstrealism.bandcamp.com)
catgirl drawing by grim (@hauntedrari on instagram / @hauntmex2 on tiktok)
cassettes available at: loveseattapes.com/products/868225-salems-corydalis-dutchmasters-lofi-catgirls-stole-my-identity
#BedroomPop #lofi #5thWaveEmo #chiptune
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