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Stop Throwing Toilet Paper at Drake
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00:00 Intro
13:30 HEAR YE, HEAR YE
01:00:00 A Dub Period
01:12:00 DOCKET ALERT
01:24:00 LBG
01:26:00 This Happened
02:05:00 SB Halftime
02:13:00 If I Interviewed KDot
02:24:00 AMA
02:31:00 WELP
02:35:00 Silo is EVERYTHING
02:39:00 Gamer ABSA
02:52:00 Pixar County
02:55:00 Mexico
03:03:00 Conspiracy Theory
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00:00 Intro
07:00 Not a FILING
08:00 I called The Texas Court Clerk
10:00 I Emailed UMG
11:00 The Document Has Not Been Authenticated
15:00 This was a LEAK
18:00 It's Not on the Docket Period
22:00 No I Haven't Read It And Why
23:00 Why Leak it
27:00 The Leaker
30:00 Is It A Scare Tactic Probably Not
33:00 Chat Theory
37:00 He's Not a DJ or Academic
38:30 Still a Leak
42:00 Fishing Application YES
45:00 The Type Person
48:00 Technically Could Be Fake
55:00 Not Strategic
58:00 They Did Not Get it From the Court
01:00:00 LBG
01:11:00 I Might Not Read TX Docs Anyway
01:12:00 Jay Z Timeline Update
01:16:00 Kendrick and SZA Super Bowl Ad
01:19:00 Grammy Performances
01:20:00 Spicy George is In My House
01:30:00 Devil Sighting
01:47:00 Upcoming Drake Concerts and the @ChillingWithMonie Theory
01:51:00 My Drake Contract Theory
02:00:00 Airlock
02:12:00 Eventually AR Concerts at Home
02:18:00 The Morality Trap
02:19:00 Drake Concert Data Mining and Carbon Impact
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00:00 Intro
12:00 Anti WHAT
13:30 UMG's STATEMENT is not a response
15:00 He's From COMPTON You FOOL
17:00 The Dumbest Amongst Us
17:55 Here's The Problem DRAKE
20:00 What UMG Will Say
23:30 What About A B C D
27:00 WELP I Was Right
29:00 How Drake
37:00 How Lawyers Read the Lyrics
42:00 Camera Coochie Boys
45:00 UMG Bout to Flip Drake Over His Boxers
48:30 You Have No Point
51:00 Revisionist History
53:00 This is NOT PizzaGate
58:00 Erasure
01:02:00 He's Aging OUT of Rap
01:04:00 Pocket Watching Kendrick
01:11:00 Trial is NOT a Guarantee
01:14:00 MERCH PROMO CODE
01:15:00 How I Feel About Drake Today
01:18:00 It's a METAPHORE NOT a Threat
01:23:00 What Drake Wants
01:30:00 WHO IS DIS MAN
01:43:00 Future is Trash Forever The End
01:57:00 LBG
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00:00 INTRO
08:00 Yesterday's Events
11:00 Dog Whistle
14:00 Crafting The Story of Drake
17:00 Drake Instead of Mr. Graham
21:00 Criminal PDF
24:00 What about MTG?!
26:00 Visual Messaging
30:00 It's NOT about Kendrick Lamar
31:10 Don't Say That
35:00 Dry Snitchin
37:00 Revising History
41:00 Drake Goes After the Super Bowl
43:00 Drake Really Hates YouTubers
45:00 No Mention of a Rap Beef
51:30 WHO is THIS DUDE Drake?!
54:00 Laughing at the Voices in My Head
55:00 Drake Takes ZERO Responsibility
59:00 Honorable Life Where
01:00:00 Whitney
01:04:00 Drake is Playing YOU in the Document
01:11:00 Or Worse What?
01:30:00 Mixing Up Facts on Purpose
01:32:00 Drake Has a Simple Mind
01:36:00 Worst Lyric Breakdown EVER
01:40:00 Baka Case File
01:42:00 How Many Whops Exactly
01:44:00 I'm Mad Now
01:45:50 Intentional and Selective Interpretation
01:48:00 INSANE
01:50:00 No no I'M A THUG
01:52:00 WHAAAAAT TF
01:53:15 DRAKE IS A SICK MAN
01:56:45 Actually it was the PURITANS YOU IDIOT
01:57:30 So He's Accusing Kendrick of WHATNOW?!
01:58:00 Revisionist Erasure BS
02:00:00 THIS IS RAP
02:05:00 The Owl WHATNOW?!
02:06:00 This is What I am Talking About
02:08:00 Drake is TRIPPIN
02:10:00 Drake Isn't An Employee
02:11:00 ACTUALLY Drake That's Not True
02:13:00 She's Coming Drake
02:14:00 PizzaGate Dog Whistle Nonsense
02:22:00 PAYOLA
02:25:00 Drake's Lawyers Started in July
02:26:00 Drake Tried to Get Not Like Us Taken Down Last Year
02:28:00 Drake Wanted a Public Apology
02:31:00 The Response is Going to Be INSANE
02:32:00 Drake and Kendrick's Contracts
02:38:00 YT Commentors
02:41:00 Uber and Lyft
02:44:00 The Drake Poll is HILARIOUS
02:49:00 Fed WannaBe
02:51:00 He Wants a DISCLAIMER ON NLU
02:54:00 Exhibits A and B Good Lord
02:58:00 Let the BS Begin
03:00:00 LBG
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00:00 INTRO
09:00 Megan Thee Stallion
11:00 Likely Strategy
20:00 Jay Z Recap
22:00 The Docket
30:00 Jay Z Superbowl TL
35:00 The Motion
40:00 Sanctions
47:00 STORYTIME
50:00 I'll Be RIGHT There
52:00 ALSO
54:00 Maybe Don't Have Kids
56:00 The Tattoo Was a Nice Touch
57:00 THIS IS SO GOOD
01:02:44 Blue Ivy Gonna Sue
01:03:30 ABSA is Feeling It
01:04:35 Remember The Judge Said
01:05:40 ABSA Feels Slightly Better
01:12:00 Buzbee Looks Baaaaaaad
01:15:00 My Bias
01:17:00 I Don't Like Him
01:18:45 Bluffing
01:21:00 Lying
01:23:00 Buzbee is Drake
01:28:00 Sir and Rumi are Gonna Sue
01:34:00 The Cuter I Look
01:35:00 This Could Take a While
01:42:00 More on Meg
01:43:44 LBG
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I also address some of the other harms you all witnessed in real time during and after the IG live and the YouTube crashout- and the likely harms to come, as creators on this platform sellout their integrity for proximity to celebrity.
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INTRO EP 1
The great rap battle of 2024 between Drake and Kendrick Lamar wasn't really about rap. No, it was about the separation required to guard our humanity.
Despite life seemingly going on as usual every day, there's a growing unease in the collective gut of the people. Something is wrong, and a potential disaster is around the next corner.
Many people associate this feeling with the incoming President. But this discomfort isn't down to a single election. We're starting to all arrive at the same place, carried by a collective mental shift, decades in the making.
Given that, the focus shouldn't be on the bloodthirsty antics of one man, and the primary question we need to answer isn't, what do we do to stay safe?
Safety, is relative. It's circumstantial.
And you've been in danger this entire time.
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00:00 INTRO
05:00 Orders
12:30 JAY Z Failed Strategy
15:00 Slightly Petty Judge
24:00 Too Soon
25:00 JAY Z's Likely Conversation Today
32:00 Does it Go to Trial?
35:00 Will JAY Z Settle?
43:00 The Judge Chose Violence
45:50 What About Buzbee's Behavior
56:00 Sometimes You Make the Wrong Choice
58:00 Buzbee SDNY Admittance
01:01:00 These are L's
01:04:00 DAMN
01:07:00 Don't Do That
01:11:00 Slapped Him
01:13:00 Applying Strategy
01:19:00 Judge is Irritated
01:21:00 It Feels Like L's Because You Make it L's
01:24:00 Life Lesson
01:28:00 Naming Jane Doe
01:37:00 Do Lawyers Pay for Information
01:37:40 A Clown in the Chat
01:43:00 Don't Try to Weaponize Other Black Content Creators Here
01:50:00 Neutrality
01:56:40 LBG
02:00:00 Why We Stay on TOPIC Here
02:02:40 Righteous Indignation
02:08:00 Pull Yourselves Together
02:13:00 Facts Do Matter
02:15:00 Life Lesson 2 What This is Really About
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Let's RUN IT BACK. Merry Chrimmuh...
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00:00 Intro
04:40 Recap
11:00 Jay Z Letter to Judge
23:30 Buzbee is in so much trouble right now
36:00 NBC Report Exhibit A
50:25 The Benji Madden detail REALLY matters
54:00 So far there is no proof of her accusations
56:15 Buzbee is willfully ignorant
58:00 I can't even
01:03:00 Discussion
01:04:00 Buzbee's Integrity youtu.be/_V2vvGSuvEA
01:07:00 Burden of proof
01:09:00 This firm doesn't play with allegedly bad laywers
01:12:00 Is Jane Doe being taken advantage of
01:16:00 Buzbee is panicked
01:21:00 What will happen next
01:23:00 They're called maps y'all wtf
01:27:00 Jay Z's public strategy
01:34:00 Don't pay Buzbee a DIME
01:36:00 Lawyers with REAL relationships
01:40:00 Anthony Buzbee
01:44:00 JW Backtracks off the planet youtu.be/q3OrqERugsU
01:48:00 ABSA is cute
01:51:00 The chat gets fined
01:59:00 Jay Z motion to dismiss
02:01:00 ABSA Discord
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00:00 Intro, rules and moderation
08:20 How we got here
14:12 Document reading and red flags
45:00 Discussion
47:00 Buzbee's strategy is a money grab
49:40 The APPEARANCE of proof is not proof
53:00 Confirmation bias vs objectivity
57:00 The not naming of Celebrity B
01:05:20 The larger TL of events
01:08:00 MGT calls for death of Jay Z and Diddy
01:09:33 Jay's possible PR mistake
01:18:00 My Q about the Feds
01:19:00 Perception vs reality
01:22:16 Jay refused to settle
01:23:40 Foxy Brown lies
01:24:00 Interview with Jay and Bey
01:25:00 Go gossip elsewhere
01:27:00 The lawsuit is not proof
01:30:00 This has been going on for months
01:32:00 Diddy and Jay Z fallout
01:34:00 Kendrick and the NFL
01:37:50 Kendrick's Superbowl motivation
01:43:00 I'ma Do What I Did
01:47:00 Killer Mike
01:49:00 GNX will be a viral concert event
01:55:00 Kenny's SB instructions
01:55:25 Navigating the crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious
01:57:00 Reportedly is a trap
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In releasing a track called The Heart Pt 6 Aubrey took it a step further, from someone acquiring cultural artifacts through wealth, to someone who attempted to insert a forgery of master works into hip-hop and to pass himself off as better than the original artist.
In wacced out murals, Kendrick says, where you from, not where I’m from, we’ll all indigenous- what he means is, we as Black Americans are indigenous to The Culture and its many expressions, including rap.
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Ninja what?!
00:00 Intro and Hey Now
03:50 I Should Be Asleep
06:00 Additional Thoughts on Hey Now
10:30 Drake's 99 Problems I Told Ya So
16:20 Drake Has Not Sued UMG
16:30 The Real Reason He Doing This
17:30 Indicators of Incoming Crash Out
18:30 Drake Actually Can Do A Lot
20:00 Drake's Relationship with UMG is Broken
22:30 Euphoria to Meet the Grahams to Not Like Us
23:30 Yes His Feelings Are Hurt
34:15 Drake's Legal Stance Not Like Us
37:30 Um About That, ABSA
48:00 This is Genuinely HILARIOUS
58:00 RICO for NLU??????
01:49:00 Anyway Back to GNX
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00:00 Stream feature test
11:00 Male Celebs Sues Over Diddy Allegations
15:00 Diddy Emergency Hearing Breakdown
30:00 Prosecution is Not Believable
50:00 Recap and Chat Discussion
56:00 Tory Lanez is Full of It
01:16:00 Diddy Recap for Newcomers to the Stream
01:20:00 ABSA Cusses out Tory Lanez and His Terrible Anti-Black Friends
01:30:00 Tory Lanez Legal Appeal is a Literal Joke and a Waste of the Court's Time
01:45:00 The Start of Our Long Goodbye lololz
02:00:00 Indigenous Stoicism
02:00:00 Some Good News
02:11:00 Final Recap & The Long G'bye Continues
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The haka Ka Mate is one of the most well-known traditional Māori war dances, originating from the Ngāti Toa tribe of New Zealand. Created by the Māori chief Te Rauparaha in the early 19th century, Ka Mate is a ceremonial haka that expresses both defiance and a celebration of survival. It is characterized by loud chanting, rhythmic body slapping, foot stomping, and fierce facial expressions.
The haka’s chant tells the story of Te Rauparaha's escape from pursuing enemies. He hid in a pit, and when he emerged unharmed, he proclaimed victory with the lines of Ka Mate. The chant translates roughly as:
Ka mate, ka mate! Ka ora, ka ora!
("I die, I die! I live, I live!")
Ka mate, ka mate! Ka ora, ka ora!
("I die, I die! I live, I live!")
Tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru
("This is the hairy man")
Nāna nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te rā!
("Who brought the sun and caused it to shine!")
A upa … ne! Ka upa … ne!
("A step upward, another step upward!")
A upane kaupane whiti te rā!
("Another step upward, the sun shines!")
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