limpbalm
Karkalicious but it sounds better.
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Lyrics:
Salami Fortnite
Shooting all these bots
Eating salami
Killing dog waters
These sandwiches don’t stand a chance against my scar
And when I eat those noobs
It gets vicious, it gets violent, heinous, malicious.
I gulp that shit down in one bite.
Wash it down with a side of minis.
Gobble up the salami.
The lettuce, the meat, the cheese, the bread!
(Sex, drugs, bitches, Molly, coke, and weed)
I get these dubs when I land in pubs.
Getting frisky.
Frenzy farms.
I tear that sandwich apart. Apart.
Slurp the salami up to my lips
And swallow that shit.
I’m finna eat this shit.
Punch and kick.
Kick- kick my feet in the air.
God damn.
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I’m shooting up this place
Yah, yah
Tomato, and cheese, and bacon.
…
I’m betta
Wit the feta
Storm scout
Shot in the snout
Cranking 90s in the lobbies is my hobby with my shotty
So I teach them they ain’t taught me
Let me show you what I got free
I’m just slurping my salami
And they’re watching, never caught me
20 kills every game
Hella reports on my name-
I call that fame
Fortnite getting lame
When I don’t have to train
Every bullet to their brains
Every match the same
Noobs feeling the pain
Know they’re feeling shame
Caught in the storm, killed in the rain
Their blood is warm, all on their face
I drive to loot lake, to get that cake
I kill the bots
Then loot the lot
Aye
Eat a salami sandwich
Switch to my shotty
Kill all those botties
Send me back
To the lobby
Back to the lobby


