Dont Cry, Little Peppino Joey Cannoli 2025-04-03 | Top 10 moments before cataclysmic disaster. This man's about to end Uncle Pizzahead's entire career.
TAKING BACK WHATS MINE But I Ruined It Joey Cannoli 2025-03-16 | Original audio: youtube.com/watch?v=rWqtuzsEhVoA Joey Cannoli post in 2025??? NO WAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! But seriously, it has been too long since my last post on here (I'm not dead, I swear!), and I can't even remember the last time I did anything YouTube Poop-related, so I decided to try to ease myself back into it by practicing my sentence mixing skills. I might've ruined this little song here forever, but it was worth it - sentence mixing is fun! So enjoy this beautiful mess while I work on more random stuff to keep you goobers entertained.
The New Treehouse of Horrors Episode Looks Great! Joey Cannoli 2024-11-13 | Hey guys! Sorry for yet another dry spell of content...between working on my game and working on this big project I have planned for the end of the year to celebrate my channel's 10th anniversary, I've been pretty busy. Here's some filler content in the meantime...I found this crappy mobile game ad that had me dying of laughter...I could go on about everything wrong with this beautiful abomination, but I'm just gonna let it speak for itself.
A Bunch of Random Memes I Made at 3am Joey Cannoli 2024-10-15 | Music by Kevin MacLeod: youtube.com/watch?v=kv3yXtUiJc4&pp=ygUMbmFubyBob2Vkb3duDon't really have anything of major substance to post right now, so I decided to post some filler for now. This is a collection of memes I've made over the years that either never saw the light of day or have only been shared with a few close friends. After all this time sitting around collecting dust in my folders, I've decided to let these memes out of the basement and into the wild where everyone can enjoy their weirdness. And yes, the majority of these memes really were made at around 3am - some of them date back to my college days when I had to pull all-nighters to keep up with the workload. 🥴🥴🥴
Godot Platformer - Test 3 Joey Cannoli 2024-10-07 | I decided to make things a little more interesting this time around, and tried my hand at setting up the beginnings of a combat system. The first thing I did was try to create a basic enemy that you might encounter in various levels - that's what the little purple guys are meant to be. They're supposed to be able to cling to walls, letting them climb all around the terrain. I still have to figure out the wall climbing function, but they're animated and moving, so that's a good start.I also tried to implement an ability to let the player attack by shooting little laser bullets that fly straight ahead, except for whatever reason they kinda just float in place currently, so that's gonna need more work. Once I get that fixed up, it should get easier to add some of the other stuff I plan on adding down the road - namely some extra unlockable weapons, and the ability to charge up the basic shot to fire a bigger bullet.
Godot Platformer - Test 2 Joey Cannoli 2024-09-20 | I'm back with another test video for my Godot platformer! You'll have to excuse the Mega Man and Bass music, I've been trying to whip up a forest level theme for this level I started working on, but it's not ready yet, so I'm using Burner Man's stage theme as a placeholder in the meantime.I spent some time working on some art for the game, it's a work in progress but I decided to start making assets for a forest or jungle stage. It took me a little while to figure out how to get backgrounds working, but after some trial and error I was able to get a basic setup going. I also tried to see if I could figure out how to implement a crouching mechanic, but the approach I tried didn't really work - I put in some code to shrink the player's character's hitbox when the crouch button is pressed, but it caused the character's sprite to be affected too. I'm gonna have to work on this more, possibly try a completely different approach to handle the crouching. I'm also debating whether or not the player should be allowed to move while crouched, or if they should only be able to shoot in place like in Mega Man X5 and X6.
SFM: The Reason Why Callies Single #SFM #Splatoon Joey Cannoli 2024-08-31 | Original Audio: facebook.com/reel/1030315311550829Have you ever wondered why Callie is single? Well, let's hear from the idol herself! It's totally not her that's the problem!
SFM: The Reason Why Callies Single #SFM #Splatoon Joey Cannoli 2024-08-31 | Original Audio: facebook.com/reel/1030315311550829Have you ever wondered why Callie is single? Well, let's hear from the idol herself! It's totally not her that's the problem!
Godot Platformer - First Test Joey Cannoli 2024-08-24 | Imagine going radio silent for a few months and then randomly coming back out of nowhere...couldn't be me! 😶 So what kept me from posting anything all this time? Well, mostly personal stuff, but I also recently started learning how to use Godot to make my very own 2D platformer game! This is a quick look at what I've accomplished so far - I've got my main character moving and animated, plus some music and sounds to boot. Obviously I have a LOT more to do in order to make this into a full-fledged game that people would want to pay money to play, but I like how things are turning out so far. I'll be posting updates later down the road once I make more progress on the game's development, so stay tuned! I'll also try to start posting other stuff again as well, so keep an eye out for that also.
Mr. Krabs Gets Ha Cha Chad #mortimermouse #hachacha #mrkrabs Joey Cannoli 2024-02-15 | Just another normal day at the Krusty Krab.
I Put Mega Man X Music Over Some Weird Science Diagrams Joey Cannoli 2024-02-03 | "Step into the capsule, X...I have some interesting science diagrams to show you." --Dr. Light, probablyTrack List:0:00 Mega Man X - Password Screen0:18 Mega Man X3 - Stage Select 20:38 Mega Man X6 - Rainy Turtloid0:55 Mega Man X2 - Wheel Gator1:10 Mega Man X5 - Zero's Death1:31 Mega Man X - Chill Penguin1:48 Mega Man X4 - Sigma 2nd2:05 Mega Man X2 - Unused Track2:21 Mega Man X - Sigma 1st2:39 Mega Man X5 - Spike Rosered2:53 Mega Man X2 - Crystal Snail3:05 Mega Man X2 - Password Screen3:21 Mega Man X - Light Capsule3:36 Mega Man X3 - Password Screen3:50 Mega Man X5 - Tidal Whale (Unused Version)4:08 Mega Man X - Boss Appears4:21 Mega Man X6 - Boss Theme4:36 Mega Man X2 - Sigma 2nd4:52 Mega Man X7 - Stage Select 25:14 Mega Man X6 - Ground Scaravich
What is Verbalase Running from? #verbalase #hazbinhotel #meme Joey Cannoli 2024-01-22 | If you know, you know.
Jayne Secker is a Filthy Person #shorts #meme #tetris Joey Cannoli 2024-01-11 | Imagine hearing that a 13-year-old beat Tetris of all things and dedicated the run to his late father, only to go full boomer and tell him to touch grass. Filthy. Absolutely filthy.
Jayne Secker is a Filthy Person Joey Cannoli 2024-01-11 | Imagine hearing that a 13-year-old beat Tetris of all things and dedicated the run to his late father, only to go full boomer and tell him to touch grass. Filthy. Absolutely filthy.
Sigma Cameo in SpongeBob?!!! Joey Cannoli 2023-12-30 | Truly the most epic SpongeBob crossover of all time!
SFM: SpongeBob, I Committed Nuclear Warfare! #memes #spongebob #patrickstar Joey Cannoli 2023-12-19 | Original Audio: youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7M0OOpZtQBro thought he could commit a war crime without it ending in catastrophe
SFM: SpongeBob, I Committed Nuclear Warfare! Joey Cannoli 2023-12-19 | Original Audio: youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7M0OOpZtQBro thought he could commit a war crime without it ending in catastrophe
Bro Thinks Hes Peppino #shorts #pizzatower #peppinospaghetti Joey Cannoli 2023-12-07 | Aw hell nah, they done turned Peppino into a sausage!#shorts
Bro Thinks Hes Peppino Joey Cannoli 2023-12-07 | I'm not dead, guys, I just had a lot of stuff going on this past month. What do you think made the Sausage Toppin so mad?
SFM: Patrick, I Swear to God #meme #spongebob #patrick Joey Cannoli 2023-09-25 | Imagine coming all the way out to the desert to see the giant Hawaiian pizza your friend made, only to find out he used your house to make it.Original audio: youtube.com/watch?v=BVNnRVOQ73Q&pp=ygUWcGF0cmljayBpIHN3ZWFyIHRvIGdvZA%3D%3DSpecial thanks to Pipann (steamcommunity.com/id/pipann) for the pizza model: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=903924170
SFM: Patrick, I Swear to God Joey Cannoli 2023-09-25 | Imagine coming all the way out to the desert to see the giant Hawaiian pizza your friend made, only to find out he used your house to make it.Original audio: youtube.com/watch?v=BVNnRVOQ73Q&pp=ygUWcGF0cmljayBpIHN3ZWFyIHRvIGdvZA%3D%3DSpecial thanks to Pipann (steamcommunity.com/id/pipann) for the pizza model: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=903924170
Pharoahs Curse #meme Joey Cannoli 2023-08-29 | Guess who finally figured out how to use YouTube Shorts.
Pharoahs Curse Joey Cannoli 2023-08-29 | The only thing worse than being stranded in Madagascar...is getting the Pharaoh's Curse while being stranded in Madagascar.
You Cant Do That in Real Life! Joey Cannoli 2023-08-08 | POV: You're trying to avoid Security Breach Ruin spoilers.
Pizza Tower Intro But I Ruined It with Memes Joey Cannoli 2023-07-08 | We makin' it out of the Pizza Tower with this one!
Corporations on July 1st: Here We Go Again... Joey Cannoli 2023-07-02 | "Jimmy, it's already 12:04am! Get those stupid rainbows off our social media profiles!"
Surfin Dingodile (Surfin Bird x Dingodile Mashup) Joey Cannoli 2023-06-16 | Diiiiiingodile... *stroke noises*
SFM: Aah Joey Cannoli 2023-06-14 | AI_Sponge.exe has stopped working.Original audio: youtube.com/watch?v=nCQQa8wUz_I
SFM: Mimi Sentry Curses Joey Cannoli 2023-06-11 | Teenage robots can be such a handful sometimes...Original audio: youtube.com/watch?v=Fft8BsdGuuE
Pizza Tower Screaming Meme But Its SpongeBob Joey Cannoli 2023-05-29 | What, it's just an ordinary Krabby Patty-- OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! #SFMCheck out the original video that spawned this meme: youtube.com/watch?v=LfjkFIR91yI&t=0s
Dr. Pill Joey Cannoli 2023-05-22 | Must've taken them weeks to come up with that one!But jokes aside, if you haven't seen Bug Therapy yet, you should check it out...it's one of the videos of all time.
Akko Meets the Noise Joey Cannoli 2023-04-28 | Hitchhiking with the Noise? What could possibly go wrong?
Pizza Tower Delivery Joey Cannoli 2023-04-23 | Aw hell nah, they made a whole SpongeBob episode based on Pizza Tower!
SFM: Pyra Does a Flip But Its VERY Badly Animated Joey Cannoli 2023-04-01 | April Fools! I couldn't think of any clever ideas for April Fools Day this year, so I just decided to make an absolute shitpost of an animation for the lulz. You probably already know what this is based on, but if not, check out the original Pyra Flip video by Mirabeau Studios (youtube.com/watch?v=Qwwga6t_lBg), it's heckin' hilarious!
That Time Peter Griffin Killed Pizzaface Joey Cannoli 2023-03-24 | It seems today...that all you see...are rigatoni in movies and calzones on TV...The thumbnail isn't mine, but I don't know who made it originally. If you're the one who made the thumbnail or know who made it, let me know in the comments and I'll give credit in the description.Peter's voice was generated by: uberduck.ai
SFM: Plankton Bought a Google Home Joey Cannoli 2023-03-21 | Why didn't he think of this sooner?Original audio: youtube.com/shorts/jvbpEvKoiA8
Plankton Sings Out of Touch Joey Cannoli 2023-02-24 | He's bringin' it around town.Inspired by: youtube.com/watch?v=IneQHuAW3q8&t=0sMade with: uberduck.ai
The Destruction of Admiral Prawn Joey Cannoli 2023-02-08 | SpongeBob and the Flying Dutchman have some very creative ways of dealing with Admiral Prawn.
SFM: Evil Bubble Buddy Joey Cannoli 2023-01-30 | It's been way too long since I've made an SFM video. I kept having this error where almost immediately after opening, SFM would flash an error message in my face and then crash, so I got frustrated with it and just didn't touch the program for a while. But I've missed making animations in SFM, so I went back and started looking into ways to fix the error, and it turned out I just had too many models downloaded from the SFM workshop. So I guess I won't be downloading any new models for a while, but since I got rid of some of the ones I don't really use at all, SFM is up and running once again, and I'll try to make more animations for y'all to enjoy.
Discount Snow Miser Puts Frosty on Ice Joey Cannoli 2022-12-28 | This town ain't big enough for two Christmas-themed singing snowmen.Special thanks to Connor The Pixie for the Snow Miser video template: youtube.com/watch?v=iHBo2Ek9Njo
Luigi Screams Joey Cannoli 2022-12-21 | Getting your mustache pulled by a giant reptilian brute is a painful experience indeed!
Mariah Carey Defrosting to Terrorize the Retail World Once More Joey Cannoli 2022-12-10 | All I want for Christmas is...for that song to go away.
