Meaty JesusThe Backlogs accidentally left the door open so I just let myself in. Here's me having a go at that One Shot Contest all the other Soulstubers have been doing.
Huge thanks to @Johnothythefirst for creating the 3D animations!
Since I included it in the video, here is why I think Fire Surge counts as one attack: There is no distinction between pressing or holding the attack button in either The Backlog's or Vageta311's rules. Much like Fire Tempest, Fire Surge factors in buffs from BEFORE the first cast. This means if the first cast didn't have the Red Tearstone Ring buff, even if the player's health later drops into the appropriate range the buff still won't be applied to any subsequent casts. Something something, Pannenkoek2012's Half A-Press Theorem.
MUSIC USED: Searching for the Answer - Kirby Squeak Squad Dynablade Overworld - Kirby Super Star Madamada yoyuu! - Assassination Classroom cartoon running sound effect type beat - xonthebeat Bubblaine - Super Mario Odyssey The Only Thing They Fear Is You - DOOM Eternal Wii Shop Bossa Nova Cover - kuribo98 Dummy! - Undertale Normal Battle (Stuck in Amala) - SMT3 Nocturne Quartz Quadrant Present (JP) - Sonic CD It's Showtime! - Undertale Large Map - SMT3 Nocturne Dogsong - Undertale Woody Woods - Mario Party 3 On the island - Baba Is You King Dedede's Theme [Eurobeat Remix] - Dominic Ninmark Elite Four Battle - Pokemon Black/White sans - Undertale Special Stage Emerald Challenge - Sonic Heroes Break The Targets - Super Smash Bros. Melee DIMENSION ZERO - Megadimension Neptunia Victory II Have a Nice Talk - Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story Remastered Seven Sages Battle - Hyperdimension Neptunia Rebirth 3 Abnormality Battle 2 - Library Of Ruina Fanfare 1 - Chrono Trigger Dead Broke - Konosuba As Fierce As Fire - Fire Emblem Three Houses An Ending - Undertale Ending Theme - Super Mario World Climactic Return - Danganronpa His Theme - Undertale Grandma - Nier Slowly Yet Surely - Mario Party 4 Game Guy Minigame - Mario Party 3
Can You One Shot Every Boss in Dark Souls? (The Backlogs Contest)Meaty Jesus2023-07-13 | The Backlogs accidentally left the door open so I just let myself in. Here's me having a go at that One Shot Contest all the other Soulstubers have been doing.
Huge thanks to @Johnothythefirst for creating the 3D animations!
Since I included it in the video, here is why I think Fire Surge counts as one attack: There is no distinction between pressing or holding the attack button in either The Backlog's or Vageta311's rules. Much like Fire Tempest, Fire Surge factors in buffs from BEFORE the first cast. This means if the first cast didn't have the Red Tearstone Ring buff, even if the player's health later drops into the appropriate range the buff still won't be applied to any subsequent casts. Something something, Pannenkoek2012's Half A-Press Theorem.
MUSIC USED: Searching for the Answer - Kirby Squeak Squad Dynablade Overworld - Kirby Super Star Madamada yoyuu! - Assassination Classroom cartoon running sound effect type beat - xonthebeat Bubblaine - Super Mario Odyssey The Only Thing They Fear Is You - DOOM Eternal Wii Shop Bossa Nova Cover - kuribo98 Dummy! - Undertale Normal Battle (Stuck in Amala) - SMT3 Nocturne Quartz Quadrant Present (JP) - Sonic CD It's Showtime! - Undertale Large Map - SMT3 Nocturne Dogsong - Undertale Woody Woods - Mario Party 3 On the island - Baba Is You King Dedede's Theme [Eurobeat Remix] - Dominic Ninmark Elite Four Battle - Pokemon Black/White sans - Undertale Special Stage Emerald Challenge - Sonic Heroes Break The Targets - Super Smash Bros. Melee DIMENSION ZERO - Megadimension Neptunia Victory II Have a Nice Talk - Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story Remastered Seven Sages Battle - Hyperdimension Neptunia Rebirth 3 Abnormality Battle 2 - Library Of Ruina Fanfare 1 - Chrono Trigger Dead Broke - Konosuba As Fierce As Fire - Fire Emblem Three Houses An Ending - Undertale Ending Theme - Super Mario World Climactic Return - Danganronpa His Theme - Undertale Grandma - Nier Slowly Yet Surely - Mario Party 4 Game Guy Minigame - Mario Party 3Can You Two Shot Every Boss in Dark Souls 2? (The Backlogs Contest)Meaty Jesus2025-03-21 | I'm even more miserable than usual in this one.
Music used (coming soon): Special Stage - Sonic Mania The Incarcerated - Ghost Trick Phantom Detective Intervallo IV-1 Battle Theme - Limbus Company Wicked Plan - Persona 5 On To Grasstown - Cave Story Who Will Seize Tomorrow - Super Mario Party A Targeted Redhead - Ghost Trick Phantom Detective Robo Gang Johnny - Chrono Trigger 5pm - Animal Crossing (Gamecube) Spear of Justice - Undertale Underground Theme Remix - Super Smash Bros. Brawl Towering Treetop - Mario Party 6 Wandering the Plains - Super Mario World Restored Professor Laventon's Theme - Pokemon Legends Arceus Stardust Fields Area 64 - Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions Palmtree Panic Past - Sonic CD Cocoa Cave - Kirby Super Star Delightful Spekkio - Chrono Trigger Basin Keep - Crosscode Pokemart - Pokemon HG/SS File Select - Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Special World 8 (Crown) - Super Mario 3D Land Have a Nice Talk - Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story It's Showtime - Undertale Life is Beautiful - Deadly Premonition Tidal Tempest Present - Sonic CD Interrogation Room - Persona 5 Mystic Cave - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Wario City - Mario Super Sluggers Pac-Man's Park - Super Smash Bros. for Wii U Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn't Receive A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything - Undertale Mushroom Shop - Mario Party 1 An Ending - Undertale Nay! The Honor is All Ours - Monster Hunter World: Iceborne Eliter Four Battle - Pokemon Black/White Memories of School - Persona 3 Reload Re_Despair Syndrome - Danganronpa 2 Budew Drop Inn - Pokemon Sword/Shield 4 Minutes Before Death - Ghost Trick Phantom Detective Angela - Library of Ruina Trap Tower - Sonic Mania The Death That I Deservioli - Pizza Tower After the Battle - Persona 3 Reload Hokma Suppression - Lobotomy Corporation Hopes and Dreams - Undertale Butterfly Kiss - Persona 5 Buena's Password - Pokemon HG/SS Tourney Battle List - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Cipher Peon Battle - Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness Mechanical Rhythm - Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition Fortress Boss Remix (Super Mario Bros. 3) - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Guest Theme - Library of Ruina Semi Final Battle - Pokemon Colosseum Serpent Eating the Ground - Bravely Default Fanfare - Chrono TriggerCan You Beat MONSTER HUNTER WORLD Without Being Spotted?Meaty Jesus2024-07-08 | In this video I answer whether it's possible to beat every main quest in Monster Hunter World without entering combat with a single monster. I will never get these hours of my life back.
Q: "Why didn't you just [X] ?" A: Because I didn't think of it, it doesn't work, or it would take too long.
Music used (in order): Moon Men (Instrumental) - Jake Chudnow Have a Nice Talk - Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story During the Test - Persona 3 Palmtree Panic (Past) - Sonic CD Jungle Adventure - Mario Party Kichijoji 199X - Persona 5 Royal Shopping Theme - Nintendogs Searching for the Answer - Kirby Squeak Squad Viridian Forest - Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver The Honeyhive - Super Mario Galaxy Battle SIM - Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness Oil Ocean Zone Act 2 - Sonic Mania Ginza - Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne Mii Maker - Tomodachi Collection Demo Item Mini Game - Mario Party 3 Dynablade Overworld - Kirby Super Star Haven Waiting Theme - Heroes of Might and Magic 5 Parasail Minigame - Legend of Zelda: BotW Ruins - Wario Land Shake It! Tempest of Seasons (Rain) - Fire Emblem Three Houses Safari Zone Gate - Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver Cocoa Cave - Kirby Super Star Hearthome City (Day) - Pokemon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl Desert Overworld - New Super Mario Bros. The Pokemon League - Pokemon Black & White Colosseum Battle 2 - Pokemon Colosseum Mole Patrol - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Mysterious Destiny Instrumental - Bayonetta A Secret Under the Debris - Pizza Tower Robo Gang Johnny - Chrono Trigger Single Player Menu Medley - Mario Kart 7 Malkuth Battle 2 - Library of Ruina Jenka - Cave Story Elite Four Battle / Solgaleo & Lunala - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Shaman Village - Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree DLC The Reverberation Ensemble - Library of Ruina Guardia Millenial Fair - Chrono Trigger Main Theme - Super Smash Bros. for Wii U Stronger Monsters - Undertale Tourney Battle List - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Normal Battle Theme - Pokemon Colosseum Semi-Final Battle - Pokemon Colosseum Tourney Winner Announcement - Super Smash Bros. UltimateDark Souls but Enemies Get Faster After Each BossMeaty Jesus2024-02-17 | I try to beat every boss in Dark Souls, except after beating a boss every enemy in the game gets a speed buff. With foes getting up to 2.3x faster than normal, is it even possible to beat the game?
The speed boost was accomplished by changing the "grabityrate" parameter of every enemy in DSMapStudio manually. As such this isn't an actual mod that's available for download.
Gear Getaway - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Iwatodai Dorm - Persona 3 Reload N64 Royal Raceway - Mario Kart 8 Steam Gardens - Super Mario Odyssey sans - Undertale Underground Theme - Super Smash Bros. Brawl Junk Shop - Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne Joy - Persona 3 Reload Metallic Madness Zone Act 1 - Sonic Mania Normal Battle Theme - Pokemon Colosseum Fuzzy Time Mine - Super Mario 3D World Staff Roll - New Super Mario Bros. Wii Interrogation Room - Persona 5 Unwavering Emotions - Pokemon Black/White Class Trial Solar Edition - Danganronpa They're Neck & Neck - Mario Party DS Life is Beautiful - Deadly Premonition Poke Pelago Island Night - Pokemon Sun/MoonI Turned RoR2 Into A Social Deduction Game (Among Us / TTT mod)Meaty Jesus2023-10-28 | Please don't start calling me the Risk of Rain Among Us Guy.
0:00 What even is this? 5:20 Game 1 10:38 Game 2 18:53 Game 3 23:35 OutroIs this new PvP mode actually fun? #shorts #riskofrain2Meaty Jesus2023-06-10 | A brand new way to play Risk of Rain 2 Pvp. 3 Snipers hunt me down while I try to beat the game.
THUNDERSTORE CODE FOR MODPACK USED: 01882cd1-a686-81e5-d3b0-e2251805f4d7
RULES: (Can be done with 2 or more players, tweak the rules to fit the skill levels of everyone involved) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Artifact of Sacrifice and Chaos enabled - Drizzle difficulty (because three snipers is a lot) - 4x Teleporter charge rates for 4 players - A certain boss may or may not have been removed
Run ends when the survivor obliterates at the Obelisk (Mithrix arena is too unfair)
Railgunners:
1) Only use scoped attacks for damage (no charge shot) 2) God mode enabled 3) HUD and damage numbers disabled ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Risk of Rain 2 but Im being huntedMeaty Jesus2023-05-18 | A brand new way to play Risk of Rain 2 Pvp. 3 Snipers hunt me down while I try to beat the game.
THUNDERSTORE CODE FOR MODPACK USED: 01882cd1-a686-81e5-d3b0-e2251805f4d7
RULES: (Can be done with 2 or more players, tweak the rules to fit the skill levels of everyone involved) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Artifact of Sacrifice and Chaos enabled - Drizzle difficulty (because three snipers is a lot) - 4x Teleporter charge rates for 4 players - A certain boss may or may not have been removed
Run ends when the survivor obliterates at the Obelisk (Mythrix arena is too unfair)
Railgunners:
1) Only use scoped attacks for damage (no charge shot) 2) God mode enabled 3) HUD and damage numbers disabled ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
MUSIC USED: Super Mario Mario Odyssey - Koopa Freerunning Limbus Company - Canto II Battle Theme A1 Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Waluigi Pinball Chrono Trigger - Guardia Millennial Fair Octopath Traveler 2 - Decisive Battle 1 Konosuba OST - Dead Broke Sonic Mania - Metallic Madness Zone Act 2 Death Note OST - L's Theme Sonic and Knuckles - Doomsday Zone Monster Hunter World - Quest CompleteCan I become a Top Mario Speedrunner in just ONE WEEK?Meaty Jesus2023-04-07 | UPDATE: Deadline is past, and nobody else ended up taking first place.
With $250 dollars on the line, I have only one week to learn how to speedrun Super Mario 64. Just how far can the game be pushed during this week-long Odyssey? Will I be able to absorb a Galaxy of information, or will I fall short of my goal? Join me for this short Movie as I enter the World of speedrunning... bros.
(I did change the title and thumbnail sorry if you clicked this video twice)
➤ Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=83952619 ➤ Discord: discord.gg/paGDN3CGP2 ➤ Twitch: twitch.tv/meaty_jesus ➤ Twitter: twitter.com/jesus_meatyCan You Beat Demons Souls Without Using Stamina?Meaty Jesus2023-03-20 | Demon's Souls is a prequel to From Software's first good video game, Dark Souls. In this video I attempt to beat the entire remake without using any stamina all while staying at Soul Level 1. Can it even be done? Probably idk. Also the Rat King from Dark Souls 2 is in this video.
Music used: Bayonetta - Let's Dance Boys! KBT Expressway - Pokemon Unbound Chrono Trigger - Delightful Spekkio Undertale - sans Major Magnet - Solenoid Sewer The Flower Duet - Leo Delibes (Lud and Schlatts Musical Emporium) Donkey Kong Country - Bonus Room Blitz Tetris Attack - Moon World Tee Lopes - Mystic Cave Zone Remix Pokemon Black/White 2 - World Tournament Final Battle Persona 5 - King Queen and Slave (Another Version) Cadence of Hyrule - Windmill Hut Intense Chrono Trigger - Derelict Factory Undertale - Dummy! Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Rescue Team DX - Sky Tower Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver - Game Corner Pokemon Emerald - Sootopolis CityChat sabotaged my first nuzlocke of Pokémon VioletMeaty Jesus2023-02-21 | I couldn't have picked a worse set of rules for my first playthrough of this game.
Since it was never fully explained in the video, the rewards were all on a cooldown timer of anywhere between 5-15 minutes, and each viewer could only redeem each reward once or twice per stream. I intentionally streamed the game in 7-10 hour intervals to filter out all my regular viewers. For the Elite 4 I temporarily changed some rewards from "3 trainer battles" to just one.
Also, while the oxidation of metals can occur without water or salt, the addition of saltwater accelerates the process of corrosion by introducing more free-flowing ions into the mix.
Sonic Generations - Vs. Metal Sonic Persona 5 - King Queen and Slave (Another Version) Persona 5 - Phantom Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury - Pounce Bounce Isle Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions - Mario House Sonic Unleashed - Windmill Isle (Day) Library of Ruina - Guest Battle Theme Octopath Traveler - Battle III Legend of Zelda BOTW - Guardian battle Chrono Trigger - Robo Gang Johnny Pokemon Sword/Shield - Elite Leader Battle Sonic Mania - Dimension Heist Cave Story - Jenkas House Library of Ruina - Netzach Battle Sonic Unleashed - Windmill Isle (Night) Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions - Stardust Fields Area 64 Super Mario Galaxy - Ball Rolling Super Mario Odyssey - Steam Gardens Pokemon Scarlet/Violet - Levincia Theme Kirby Superstar - Taking Over Halberd Pokemon Legends Arceus - Professor Laventon's Theme Super Mario 3D World - Bowser's Highway Showdown Konosuba - Victory of the Wonders of Nature Persona 5 - Keeper of Lust Pokemon Black/White - Emotion Kirby Superstar - Float Islands Mario Party 3 - Woody Woods Sonic Mania - Chemical Plant Zone Act 2 Undertale - Stronger Monsters Sonic the Hedgehog 3 - Angel Island Zone Act 2 Octopath Traveler II - Decisive Battle I Lisa the Joyful - He's My Dad Metal Gear Rising Revengeance - The Stains of Time Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland - Butter Building Persona 5 - Interrogation Room Persona 5 - Will Power Library of Ruina - Angela Konosuba - Tendon Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story - Have a Nice Talk Super Mario Galaxy - Star Festival Mario and Luigi Paper Jam - Big Bang Undertale - CORE Octopath Traveler: Champions of the Continent - The One Who Governs Reason Library of Ruina - Third Warning Xenoblade Chronicles - They will know our names Undertale - An Ending Sonic Mania - Ruby Illusions Pokemon Scarlet/Violet - Koraidon/Miraidon Battle Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions - File Select Octopath Traveler - Cobblestone HighlandsCan You Beat Sonic Heroes Without Jumping?Meaty Jesus2022-12-20 | The jury's out on this one. Thanks to my friend Jsels for helping plan the route when I couldn't use my PC
EXPLANATION OF RULES HERE Banned actions: - When slidekicking off a ledge, the player can input A and effectively jump middair. This only barely deviates from a standard jump, and is banned. - When the player is knocked airborne after taking damage, it is also possible to jump out of the hitstun. - Releasing a pole early by pressing A puts the player in a jump-like state. - Triangle jumps are parallel jumps between walls and are banned by technicality, for reasons explained in the video. - In power formation, when the power character is unable to move (i.e. after a combo), but the speed character can, it is possible to input a jump where only the speed/flying characters will jump, and the player character will remain stationary. This is banned because it circumvents the Triangle Jump technicality, as well as resets the ability to use Tornado (more info in the video). However, having the power or flying followers jump is okay, as no advantages exist for doing so. - Initiating flight in the flight formation.
Permitted actions that are similar to jumps: - Pressing A to release a lift ring/swinging vine. While the former does put the player in a jump-like state, it does not reset tornado or triangle jump (again, explained in video), and the jump-state offers no meaningful advantages. I personally just thought it would be lame to keep getting softlocked on chinup bars with no way to let go. - Rail switching is also allowed, though I did scrutinize this one a lot. The reason for allowing it is that only sideways momentum is gained, and rail-switching onto nothing puts the player in freefall, not a jump-state. No actions can be inputted while in freefall. However, holding neutral on the control stick to jump off a railing is the same as a standard jump, and as such is not allowed.
All gameplay was recorded on the Dolphin Gamecube emulator. Save states were used to gather most of the footage. ______________________________________________________
Music used:
Circuit Theme - Mario and Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games Bowser's Galaxy Generator - Mario and Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games Good Egg Galaxy - Mario and Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games Deltarune - The Door Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story - Tutorial Theme Tokyo Daylight - Persona 5 Sweatshop - Persona 5 Break the Targets - Super Smash Bros. Melee Purple Comet - Super Mario Galaxy Casino Night Pinball - Sonic Generations Delightful Spekkio - Chrono Trigger Metallic Madness Zone Act 2 - Sonic Mania Riders Of The Light - Bayonetta Undertale - An Ending Danganronpa - Class Trial Solar Edition Map Music - Donkey Kong Country Fossil Falls - Mario Odyssey In the Halls of the Usurper - Shovel Knight The Trial - Chrono Trigger Danganronpa 2 - Re_ Trial Underground Meta Knight's Revenge - Super Smash Bros. Brawl Battlerock Galaxy theme - Super Mario Galaxy N Battle - Pokemon Black 2 and White 2 Tera Raid Victory - Pokemon Scarlet and VioletCan You Beat Dark Souls 2 Without Using Stamina?Meaty Jesus2022-10-26 | No stamina. Consumables only. Thanks to the Rat King for carrying this run
music used: World Bowser - Mario 3D World Lorule Theme - The Legend of Zelda A Link Between Worlds Hang Castle - Sonic Heroes Ruins - Undertale Price - Persona 5 Danganronpa 2 - Class Trial (Dawn Edition) Risk of Rain 2 - Having Fallen, It Was Blood Initial D - Gas Gas Gas Trance Music for Racing Game - Bobby Cole Break the Targets - Super Smash Bros. Melee CORE - Undertale Game Corner - Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver Resurrections - Celeste Pigstep - Minecraft Pressing Pursuit - Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Binah Battle 1 - Library of RuinaBeating Risk of Rain 2 without dealing damage (pacifist run)Meaty Jesus2022-08-14 | My mom said I'm not allowed to play violent games anymore, so I beat the whole game without attacking or doing any damage.
Disclaimer: Be nice to anyone mentioned in the video and don't harass them.
Discord: discord.gg/paGDN3CGP2 Twitch: twitch.tv/meaty_jesus Twitter: twitter.com/jesus_meatyPokémon but every battle is a 2v1 AND its a NuzlockeMeaty Jesus2022-07-19 | What could be more challenging than playing through Pokemon Fire Red when every trainer battle is a 2v1? How about turning it into a Hardcore Nuzlocke as well? Banned items, permadeath; what could possibly go wrong?
Credit for Video/Audio used: SiIvagunner Pokemon Challenges Luke Correia Ludwig Alpharad Drxx
0:00 Intro 2:34 Challenge StartsElden Ring without talking to Melina (part 2/2)Meaty Jesus2022-05-21 | Maidens alone to not determine man's worth. Even a Short King can be an Elden Lord.
This is probably going to be my last Elden Ring video unless DLC ever comes out. It was fun, but I'm burnt out on this game now and wanna do something else. More videos to come in this style though.
Also shoutout to LeKevDev (his videos are way better than mine) who uploaded a video before me where he does the same tech as me to get to the Forbidden Lands. Just in case I get accused of copying him, I actually finished this run on April 4th. The proof is in the vod collection on my twitch, here's a screenshot: gyazo.com/6add829ea29e838c91808f6ec90e42bc If you're reading this, accuse me of copying him in the comments anyways to start an argument and boost the algorithm.Can You Beat Elden Ring without talking to Melina? (Part 1/2)Meaty Jesus2022-04-21 | This one goes out to all my short kings. An out of shape, middle-aged man who's down bad sets out on a journey to become Elden Lord. But without a maiden of his own, his chances are slim...
If this sounds scuffed, it's because this is my first time recording post-commentary. Let me know how I did. Also if the video looks like garbage, it's because all the footage is from twitch vods.
0:00 Prologue 1:38 Chapter 1 7:10 Chapter 2 10:53 Chapter 3 13:43 Chapter 4 16:31 Chapter 5 23:52 OutroElden Ring: How To Enter Leyndell Early (Maidenless, No Great Runes, Divine Bridge Elevator Skip)Meaty Jesus2022-03-28 | Working as of patch 1.05. This video shows how to use the Ruptured Crystal Tear to bypass the elevator in the Divine Bridge, skipping over a bunch of the game's progression. This was done on NG+ on a character that had acquired none of the Great Runes, and hadn't accepted Melina's offer. This exploit lets you skip the elevator and enter Leyndell the Royal Capital way earlier than intended. I used this to get the Bolt of Gransax early for the Legendary Armaments achievement so I could 100% the game.