Touhou 15.5 - Evening Star ~ Night Falls (Yukari Yakumo) Clownplease 2026-09-18 | Touhou 15.5 - Evening Star ~ Night Falls (Yukari Yakumo)
Touhou 7: Perfect Cherry Blossom - Extra Perfect (NMNBNb) | Sakuya A Clownplease 2022-09-26 | finally.Got this run after streaming on twitch, shutting down stream and then thinking to myself, "just one more try". So I did and now we are here.This took me forever compared to UFO Extra. In the process of getting here I got 5x 1MNB, and 1x NMNB with 1 break.What I think made Ran harder is that everything just takes a little longer in PCB, regardless of who you play as. The nons are not kind at all, the 2nd, 5th and 7th non got me plenty of times. Also Charming Siege is just pure rage material, the walls, THE WALLS.Next up... I've been doing some Flandre too but QED is a consistent run killer and I've not been getting better with practice. I'd rather look somewhere else like Mamizou or Raiko. Maybe there's another one that turns out to be easier than expected (like Nue).
Touhou 15: Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom - Lunatic 1cc | Reisen Clownplease 2022-09-13 | If anyone ever claims LoLK is the hardest game, just show them this video. While it's still hard, LoLK gives you the resources to beat it if you know what you are doing and as Reisen you can just make SOO many mistakes that some patterns you don't even have to learn.It's not a free win though. While it looks cheasy you do need a lot of understanding of the game and it's mechanics. Right now I probably won't be able to reproduce this run (it's about 3 years old).This will be my last archived run. From now on any gameplay I upload will be more recent.
Touhou 12: Undefined Fantastic Object - Extra NMNB | ReimuA Clownplease 2022-09-07 | Me omw to become a super player I guess.Remember me failing to beat this live a month ago? Figured it deserved some extra grinding, and as a frustration to missing death bombs all the time I just said fuck it and tried a no bomb run. That got me to the final spell, after which I suddenly realized an NMNB was actually possible. So the next day I got my first 4MNB, and then the next day I got this run.The intention was to not spawn any UFO's either, which would've made it a perfect run. That UFO spawn was very unfortunate, but I don't really care. It was at such an easy part that it doesn't take anything away from the overall achievement.Also I achieved this the same day Yatsuzume announced his touhou survival retirement. He got me into Survival runs and just higher level gameplay in general.Very fitting considering this is my first survival achievement with no cheese whatsoever.
Kaguya does a little trolling Clownplease 2022-09-05 | Definite case of skill issues, no problems on the game's end.Taken from my IN Lunatic 1cc: youtube.com/watch?v=T_-1n9laKNs&t=1485s
Touhou 8: Imperishable Night - Lunatic 1cc | Border Team | Final B Clownplease 2022-08-31 | Probably the both the cleanest and most clutch clear of my life. Man, this game is just too good.This was the first game that I got a Lunatic 1cc on. Unfortunately I did so with increased starting lives because until recently I had no idea that was not generally accepted. So I had to re-do that run (didn't have the replay anyways).At first this was just me testing the waters to see if I even could do a clear with only 2 starting lives, and was fully prepared not to clear it. It turned into a really solid and consistent run, with a couple of good captures here and there.
Touhou 18: Unconnected Marketeers - Lunatic 1cc | Dirty NMNB | Reimu Clownplease 2022-08-24 | I did a run live on stream a year ago where I achieved an LNN ( Lunatic, No miss, No bomb) by cheesing the game using Elixir card and Money Lawyer card. This is not that run. This is a later one where I didn't use Elixir at all and instead only used Money Lawyer. I made fewer mistakes this time, and I'll carefully say I'm actually proud of this one. Sure, it's got more cheese than a market in Alkmaar, but even so there were a couple of good dodges and solid routes in here.
Touhou 18.5: 100th Black Market - Challenge Market | NO MISS Clownplease 2022-08-21 | Anybody ordered a no miss run, extra cheese?Well this is as hard as the game gets... It's weird because some runs the game feels impossible, and other runs... this. Curious to see what the super player community is gonna do with this game, since there's no scoring and playing without magic circle 0 fun.Sorry for the lower quality too, OBS did a dirty on me, and since there's no replay function this is all I have.
Touhou 14: Double Dealing Character - Lunatic 1cc | Sakuya A Clownplease 2022-08-08 | Keep choking until you end the run on a 0-0 :')While warming up for the 18.5 release I found myself doing pretty good on DDC. This was my first Lunatic 1cc on this game. I could've probably gotten it sooner with ReimuA or MarisaB but I wanted to do it with Sakuya since she is just so much fun to play as.This is only my 4th game that I've beaten on Lunatic, after IN, LoLK and ofcourse UM. I'll collect the replays for those and upload them over the coming months. Maybe it would be cool to have a Lunatic 1cc on every game some day! ...some day...
Touhou 18: Unconnected Marketeers - Extra NMNB (DPS only cards) Clownplease 2021-08-01 | Thanks to Aspy and SsjacsS for pointing out that a broken replay could be displayed correctly using a bugfix in THPRAC! I spent about a month grinding to get this. Using DPS cards still makes this way easier than without cards all together, but this is the first time I ever get a NMNB on something and can actually be proud of it.The best thing is that I used Ice fairy from the start. Something about using that must have appealed the RNG gods and gifted me this run.There's a couple parts in the run that stand out. I forget to misdirect the second spell, but that doesn't really make it more difficult.During the timeout I follow a different path than planned and luck out twice. In the end I reach 1.797 centipede bonus, .003 away from maximum. Just one second away from reach maximum strength.
A broken replay of what would be UM Extra NMNB (DPS only) Clownplease 2021-07-31 | On my streams you've seen me grind to get an Extra stage clear without dying or bombing, and using only cards that add to your damage per second.Today I got it, but sadly, the replay is broken. After all the grinding I just wanna upload this instead, it's nothing really and I can't recommend sitting through it. The bug appears when using Centipede card. I thought it only occurred when transitioning stages, but apparently the shop menu does that for you too. It resets it's damage output to 1, causing me to do less damage in the replay than in the actual fight, and getting completely out of sync when I die because of that.So if you're using Centipede and trying to reach an impressive goal, record while playing.
UNDERGROUND ☀️ Clownplease 2021-06-02 | There was so much more I wanted to put into this one, but it started to take forever and had to end it at some point.Song: youtube.com/watch?v=ojIKoKNBwN4Yoki: youtube.com/watch?v=VyX6akEAE1s
ABILITY CARDS in a nutshell Clownplease 2021-05-30 | This meme is not dead until I get to use it.Song: youtube.com/watch?v=h1IOvgXuW3UMaxmani getting old: youtube.com/watch?v=jM67EFCL5-M
VAMPIRE FANG Clownplease 2021-05-26 | Unconnected marketeers is a very balanced game that has no exploits whatsoever.
Happy 9/9/19 Clownplease 2019-09-09 | Life has been flipping around for me last few weeks. Suddenly I felt really nostalgic about this channel and realized today was Cirno Day, so I went and actually got myself to make ⑨ memes for you guys.Also I was thoroughly drunk while making most of these so give me a break on the poor masking/keyframing.Champions League announcement: youtube.com/watch?v=fjTkkOHy8dgStar wars: youtube.com/watch?v=vRaTykUteTMDr Phil: youtube.com/watch?v=VorEFidI8WUPanini: youtube.com/watch?v=bXcSLI58-h8Touhou Default Dance: youtube.com/watch?v=gp2QpfkKGZc, youtube.com/watch?v=CvZrTEAadDwLeclerc wins Monza: streamable.com/218esCyberpunk reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=MB2RtqyCRegPewdiepie crying: youtube.com/watch?v=za3olCLrl-cDrunk Kimi Raikonen: youtube.com/watch?v=sphKGUW3eM4
Touhou 16.5 - The Darkness Brought In by Swallowstone Naturalis Historia (Story theme 2) Clownplease 2018-08-10 | And I thought the titles of this game would be short.This theme also appeared in the previous ZUN CDThe sixth theme in the OST of touhou 16.5 - Violet Detector.Image source: deviantart.com/kanenash/art/Sumireko-Usami-spell-card-581866101
Touhou 16.5 - Nightmare Diary (Week 3) Clownplease 2018-08-10 | Although it has the same name, this is not the title theme. IDK just roll with it.The fourth theme in the OST of touhou 16.5 - Violet Detector.Image Source: pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60752211
Touhou 16.5 - Lunatic Dreamer (Week 2) Clownplease 2018-08-10 | The third theme in the OST of touhou 16.5 - Violet Detector.Image Source: pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50477754
Touhou 16.5 - Lucid Dreamer (Week 1) Clownplease 2018-08-10 | The second theme in the OST of touhou 16.5 - Violet Detector.Image Source: danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2425666
Touhou 16.5 - Nightmare Journal (Title Screen) Clownplease 2018-08-10 | It's 16.5 time.The first theme in the OST of touhou 16.5 - Violet Detector.Don't ask me for download links on the game.
The PC98 to Windows operation Clownplease 2018-07-06 | Mr. Incredible finds ZUN's evil plans on destroying most of the Touhou Universe, and rebuilding it with new characters.So yeah I've been away again. After uploading weekly for 9 months in a row I was completely out of inspiration. Taking a break like this was much needed. I hope to resume now but don't expect as many memes as I used to upload.
Train Whistle Clownplease 2018-05-21 | tOtALlY nOT A DeAd mEmE!!11!Original: youtube.com/watch?v=8zelKYcy8IU
Reimu... I dont feel so good Clownplease 2018-05-08 | No humor today only tears.I've been inactive, I know I know. Don't look at me, blame the meme economy. It's hard to make something funny when the only meme format atm is "E".
MONONOBE NO FUTO Clownplease 2018-04-23 | I didn't make a meme in two weeks so here is a 5 second video guess
PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE Clownplease 2018-04-11 | Idea comes from Sreekar, but keep it quiet because this is a library.
Heres a good one Clownplease 2018-04-09 | And here we are with yet another monthly Cirno meme. This month I already started preparing Cirno day...
Touhou will damage your soul Clownplease 2018-04-06 | Can you feel the helplessness? You know there is nothing that can save you from imminent death, yet still you obediently move along with the laser. When you reach the bottom there is nowhere left to go. The first wave removes your shield, but it doesn't end there. The second wave finishes the job and you are left with nothing but your self disappointment.
Touhou 15: Lettucy of Burgery Kingdom Clownplease 2018-04-01 | Happy April Fools! (yes the previous video was a joke).This PH3 script was made by DatJaneJoe. He started making the Clownpiece player script a while back and started making this Burger King Foot Lettuce script alongside it.We figured April Fools would be a great day to show it to you.(Yes the meme has definitly come of age but making a script like this can take a long time)How Clownpiece works:The Heat mechanic can be released using C when the meter in bottom left is full. It destroys bullets similar to the season mechanic in HSIFS. This mechanic also recharges bombs.Talking about bombs, there are two, like in PCB. Here's the link to DatJaneJoe's channel. He hasn't got anything on Touhou yet but might in the future. youtube.com/channel/UClZSy_NvNXYFZacRZQFkTJwAlso the few bugs that were in this version are fixed. This was recorded a few days in advance.Song:soundcloud.com/alexmashup/lettucemiru
Touhou Memes of Winter 2018 Clownplease 2018-03-20 | It's the official start of spring, so here is a compilation of the best memes I made from January to March. (And one from December 31st). The song playing in between the videos is Frozen Capital of Eternity:youtube.com/watch?v=KGjhRdkxGI8All individual videos are in this playlist:youtube.com/watch?v=P4wTuKcD3Js&list=PLi9BKWWSufBFf-Acgk3mj7sfh5JqGNlyuIf you've seen every video in there and want to try something new, here's a playlist of other people's memes:youtube.com/watch?v=rk_9upQwHgs&list=PLi9BKWWSufBHeRCArvF6nxxfjtCSgJGG0
How I listen to my Touhou music Clownplease 2018-03-16 | This is how I spend my morning, afternoon and evening. Sometimes even night.Song is Reach for the Moon, Immortal Smoke:youtube.com/watch?v=CBB-kOshOrIInspiration from:youtu.be/mgGfd4Z_Pj0
Come look at this Clownplease 2018-03-09 | Wow, it's march already. Time for another ⑨ meme today. My monthly tradition for ⑨ memes seems to be expanding to other channels too...
KOISHI KOMEIJI Clownplease 2018-03-06 | Upload it while there's still a little life left in this meme...I'd rather not use same format twice but this one just asked for it.Scene is from the Wreck it Ralph 2 trailer.
PLOT OF URBAN LEGEND IN LIMBO Clownplease 2018-03-05 | I wanted to make this yesterday but ran out of time. So here is the Plot of Urban Legend in Limbo.Scene is from of Isle of Dogs.
How (not) to play Touhou Clownplease 2018-03-02 | Upload it while it's hot!Also the masking of the hand took almost a full hour. I don't think I ever put this much time in a 15 second video.Scene is from the Wreck it Ralph 2 trailer.
PLOT OF LEGACY OF LUNATIC KINGDOM (Legacy Mode) Clownplease 2018-02-28 | This might be my favourite meme I ever made.With some time on my hands I can finally make stuff like this again.
Reimus shot types in EoSD Clownplease 2018-02-26 | I've been really unhappy about my last couple of memes. This one isn't an exception.But today starts my first week since the beginning of the year where I don't have to spend over 60 hours on studying. I've come up with numerous bigger idea's that required more than half an hour of editing. I postponed all of those to this week, so let's hope I can finish most them and give you some better stuff soon.
What can you find in an abandoned Nuclear Plant? Clownplease 2018-02-25 | A nice small bird of course.Original Video:youtu.be/D5tUHdUgAcI
Something Fast Clownplease 2018-02-23 | Nothing is faster than... Suwako flying Youmu?Game is Touhou Gensou Skydrift
Strike up the Band Clownplease 2018-02-17 | I've made at least five memes past week, this one was the only one good enough to post.
HINA KAGIYAMA Clownplease 2018-02-15 | Missed out on the "S stands for" train so here's an alternative
PRISMRIVER SISTERS Clownplease 2018-02-13 | Now you can see sound!And die 200 times because Merlin is bullshit but you still want to play Sakuya.
IMAIZUMI KAGEROU Clownplease 2018-02-11 | Is this even funny? I've been torturing myself with Haskell for an entire week, so I can't tell anymore.Anyhow, i'm way too busy to produce anything good for now. Sorry
Comedy Gold Clownplease 2018-02-09 | You know what day it is, here's your monthly cirno meme. These are getting significantly harder because i'm running out of material.
I put Voyage 2018 over Falcon Heavy launch Clownplease 2018-02-07 | Someone was gonna do this anyway, better do it myself then.Voyage 2018 (3939):youtube.com/watch?v=Ho8jz2vB0owSpaceX Falcon Heavy launch:youtube.com/watch?v=wbSwFU6tY1c
When a classic song returns for the new OST Clownplease 2018-02-06 | The nostalgia can hit you hard sometimes
Still not done listening to Yukaris new theme Clownplease 2018-02-03 | Damn that theme is good. It's been a month and i haven't stopped raving.
Clownpiece in the Popularity Poll Clownplease 2018-02-01 | Clownpiece drops 9 places and Doremy climbs by 28.That's it lads, I hereby quit Clownplease and shall reincarnate as Dorememe Yeet.
