【Owata-P Feat. Neru / Haku】It Takes 3 Minutes to Listen to a 3 Minute Song (English Subs) @Magenetra

Uploaded October 2021 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

Original Title: 3分の曲を聴くのにかかる時間は3分

Original Links: youtu.be/WnKm6aH_uxw
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Hi guys it’s Garuna (Owata-P).
August 9th is Yowane Haku’s day! I made this year’s song as short as I could for all you busy folks!

Music, movie: Garuna (Owata-P)
Illustrator: Kamo.
Vocals: Yowane Haku & Akita Neru
Translation: Kagamine_Neko
Subs: mage

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Hi all! Here is another translation for a song made by Owata-P. This time, they are taking into account just how busy our lives are.

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Disclaimer: This upload was made solely for the purpose of expanding the audience of the song and this song does not belong to us, please support the original upload!
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Lyrics:
現代人は忙しい　1分1秒争っている
この曲だって　聴く暇はない
そう思うよね　だからボクは考えた
People these days have no time to lose—every minute, every second counts
“I don’t have time to listen to this song”
That’s what you think, right? So I came up with an idea

あぁ勿体ない　あぁ勿体ない
あぁ勿体ないないない
Ah, so wasteful, ah, so wasteful
Ah, so wasteful-ful-ful

ムダな場所　全部削ろう
3分の曲　3分かかる
Aメロなんか　すぐ終わらせろ
いらないもの全部　削ぎ落せ
Let’s snip away all the extra things
It takes 3 minutes to listen to a 3 minute song
End the first verse as fast as you can
Slice off all the stuff we don’t need

大切なのは　印象さ
頭に残れば　構わない
Bメロだって　すぐ終わらせろ
時間は有限　余裕はないよ
What’s important is the impression it gives
All I need is for it to stick in their heads
End the second verse at super speed too
Time is finite, we can’t play around

時間がない　はいもう終わろう
これがサビだよ　はい散ったった
なんだい？　不満があるのかい？
文句を言うな　はい散ったった
We’re short on time, let’s end it here
Here’s the main chorus, now off you go
What? Do you have a problem?
Don’t complain, now off you go

今の間奏　いらないね
Aメロも半分　消し去ろう
あとBメロだって　削ろうか
このあとすぐサビで　いいもんね
We didn’t need that interlude
Let’s diminish half of this verse
Even cut out the next verse entirely
Because we’d be fine with the main chorus right after now

1分経った　はい終わろう
もう終わろうよ　はい散ったった
なんだい？　不満があるのかい？
文句は聞かない　はい散ったった
A minute has passed, let’s end it here
Let’s just end it, now off you go
What? Do you have a problem?
I’m not listening to your complaints, now off you go

大切なものさえも　気にせずに捨て去る
なにが残されるの　何のために捨てるの
Without a care, even throw away what’s important
What will be left, why do you throw it out

ムダなもの　削ぎ落したよ
まぁなんて素敵な曲でしょう
I sliced away all the extra stuff
Oh my, what a wonderful song

完成です　はいもう終わろう
文句はないね　はい散ったった
It’s perfect, let’s end it here
No complaints right, now off you go

現代人は忙しい　1分1秒争っている
この曲だって　聴く暇はない
そう思われた　だからボクは諦めた
People these days have no time to lose—every minute, every second counts
“I don’t have time to listen to this song”
That’s what you thought, so I gave up

Tl note:
They chant “ah so wasteful” at the title sequence in the beginning

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