Uploaded January 2016 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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I'm sorry, it had to be done.

Dan = Saitama
Drew = Genos
Vinny = Silver Fang
Brad = Speed-o'-Sound Sonic
Jason = License-less Rider
Jeff = Tornado of Terror
Austin = Child Empreror
Alex = Dragon level threat/Zombieman
Rorie = Watchdog-man
Jeff Bakalar = Metal Knight
Dave Lang = Tiger level threat/Pig God
Patrick Klepek = God level threat/Puri-Puri-Prisoner
Danny O'Dwyer = King
Samantha Kalman = Drive Knight
Mary Kish = Lightspeed Flash
Johnny Vignocchi = Metal Bat
Alexis Gallisá = Atomic Samurai
Matt Kessler = Superalloy Darkshine
Dave Snider = Tanktop Master
John Drake = Random monster #1/Sweet Mask
Tim Turi = Random monster #2
The Notorious D.O.D = Random monster #3
Dr. Tracksuit = Random monster #4
Xavier Woods = Demon level Threat