Brylonwy
Truth Hurts
updated
Alternate title: the book was better but I'm still over here kicking my feet
Just keepin' it gay, u know how I be.
This was inspired by a quote in the book that they basically left out in the movie. It was kinda a big thing in the book so I was kinda shocked they brushed by it. The quote is "History, huh? Bet we could make some." and that really give me the vibes of being timeless, like being a part of history? Anyways, I'll see myself out.
Can't believe I'm 40 videos in. Can't believe it'll be one year of taylor hell NEXT MONTH. Man can I commit to the bit.
Alternate title: I'm not a ken sympathizer, but damn was our girl Barbara mean to him
apologies for this being not the best, I kinda just got it done really quickly and said "good enough" and now I'm like "that could have been better" but here we are. Anyways, enjoy.
alternate title: wow i'm really over here simping for literal water
If you don't like this movie, don't talk to me ever again.
alternate title: baddie and the beast
Me: this is so specific, how do I make this work?
also me: yo, did she say BOOKS?
this song give YEEHAW vibes
alternate title: i would have been arrested if I didn't edit this song with elsa. sorry i don't make the rules.
I am not an elsa apologist, but taylor swift literally saw frozen and wrote this so it is what it is.
Alternate title: John Mayer and John Smith better WATCH THEIR FUCKING BACKS or they're gunna catch these hands
Editing Pocahontas II was not on my taylor hell bingo, but here we are. I just needed more Johns.
Speak now (Taylor's Version) has been release --Welcome to season 2 of taylor hell.
Alternate title: taylor hell but make it GAY
My collab partner: @KitsuKitx
if you're not subbed to her, you're straight (derogatory)
Happy Pride!!!! Because pride doesn't end in June.
Also Happy 10-year Anniversary!! Carrie, you've been there since the beginning and I'm so so so happy to have you in my life. I can't believe we're all old now, but I feel like you've been there through so many phases of my life, and I couldn't ask for a better "twin."
Parts (in case it wasn't very VERY obvious):
0:00 Carrie
0:09 Bree
0:22 Carrie
0:33 Bree
0:45 Carrie
0:55 Bree
1:05 Carrie
1:17 Bree
1:30 Carrie
1:42 Bree
1:56 Carrie
2:10 Bree
2:21 Carrie
Alternate title: Thanks for joining us in hell, Lana Del Rey
idk why I edited against the lyrics and not the beats? I hate that but it's too late to go back so this video is just going to run off of vibes , and snow overlays.
alternate title: it took me 32 videos to repeat a movie --honestly impressive.
I almost lost this when the file decided to corrupt but I managed to make it out alive, and TBH... this vids kinda a bop. I made some interesting choices, but it was fun.
let's play the "guess which line in the video makes me cackle like a witch" game. Literally every time.
Alternate title: oh you got daddy issues? try having daddy, uncle, and super hero mentor issues.
I really struggled with what I wanted to use for this song. First, it's a bop. Second, it's probs the most well known song from Midnights. Third, ITS A BOP. I tossed around Deadpool or Zuko... but i remembered seeing other videos with them I wanted to be *special* so I kind of sat on it for a bit
until one day I woke up suddenly like... oh doesn't aunt may sip tea in that one scene in this movie??? I am a simple gal
anyways, as I was editing this I was like "oh this is so emotional wow" and then i'd remember that spider-ham exists.
Alternate title: POV: you're the man Rose married and had kids with so you go to welcome her into the afterlife, but she's making out with a man she knew for two days on a boat.
This is the right amount of unhinged. I was definitely out of pocket for the swimming line.
If I had a nickel for every time Billy Zane played a white man who took an unhappy woman on a boat to travel far away from their home while she pined for a different white man, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
how am I just learning that Billy Zane voiced John Rolf in the direct-to-DVD sequel: "Pocahontas II" Journey to a New World?"
He was also the voice of the bad guy in Kingdom Hearts 1, and honestly I'm still traumatized over that boss battle so I'm not going to say anything cheeky about that.
alternate title: Disney... please... stop turning people of color into animals
(I'll let this one slide because she went back and forth throughout the movie, but you're on thin fucking ice, Disney)
I realize that this was basically finished in SV before I started busting out Midnights videos, so I decided to finish it up.
This song is a punch in the gut every time but it was very hard to edit. I think that it truly fits Mei, and she was the only character that came to mind when I was listening to it.
This movie was also SLEPT on. I think it's fun, and emotional, and significant. I feel like Encanto overshadowed it because of Lin manual Miranda. And Encanto was great, I don't want to compare. But I think Turning Red really captured the weight of expectations, struggling to balance those expectation with other external expectations, and coming to terms with yourself as an individual vs yourself as part of your cultural identify. .
I am 100% a white person with no real cultural identity, so these themes may not relate to my life. BUT they relate to many other people who can see their very real struggles being represented on screen. And that' why representation is important and I just want to remind people that even if you aren't specifically being represented in some form of media, YOU CAN STILL ENJOY IT.
Looking at you old white journalist who said he couldn't relate to a 13 year old Chinese Canadian girl because he wasn't a 13 year old Chinese Canadian girl.
taylor hell: part 28
alternate title: she a bad bitch U CANT KILL HER
It's at this point... I wonder... is this too niche? NAW, THESE VIDEOS ARE FOR ME.
What can I say? A movie about a pretty lady hunting down a man for sport? LOVE IT.
Alternate title: still mad at Disney for making her a frog for most of the movie.
I had something going for Tiana that was more romantic and featured Naveen. But I thought she deserved better. Wish it could have been longer, buuuuut not a lot of human Tiana scenes and I refused to cave and use her frog form for this.
Alternate title: Making a man question his sexuality in the middle of a literal war? ICONIC.
Back on my midnights shit. I was thinking of doing Cap/Iron man with this because... civil war. But something in my brain just NEEDED to use Mulan. Somehow her and Shang's relationship is just as homoerotic so it balances.
alternate title: the maroon witch
alternate alternate title: Was Vision....always kinda hot?
Use subtitles, voiceovers BAD
I finally listened to Midnights, and I'm never going to emotionally recover for this. So yea, that whole album is on my taylor hell list besides like 2 songs that I didn't really vibe with.
Maroon is definitely up there as a favorite song on the album and I knew I had to pick a character that is literally RED. So it's great that vision is literally maroon, and Wanda is also a red thing.
Anyways I'm going to sue myself for emotional distress now. See you in court.
alternate title: grandmommy issues: the movie
I was going to do Wanda/Vision with this song but there are a million probably better videos of them to this song. So we're back at it with traumatic familial relationships.
Watching it back, I think this is one of those videos where you can just feel the raw emotion? I'm definitely not the best editor on the planet but when I re-watch videos like this one I can see how I portray emotions. Honestly kinda good at it -- like even I make MYSELF emotional with my own videos.
ANYWAYS This was a hard song to edit but there was no way I wasn't going to so I'll just plop it down and leave bye
alternate title: everybody in this movie is Bisexual
Didn't realize how much I simped for both Ella and Charmont until I watched them give each other "do me" eyes for an hour and a half. Honestly puts Nala's infamous bedroom eyes to shame.
(reuploaded because i noticed something really dumb and it bothered me)
alternate title: a big congrats to prince Phillip for having over 60% more screen time than the other "classic" princes.
missed opportunity for part 22 to be the song 22 but i have no idea how I would even pick something to edit that with.
Me: I should add text to be *interesting* for once in my damn editing career.
also me: I hate this and I'm tired
Alternate title: bokeh: the anime
nobody:
Literally nobody:
Me: Let me add more clips of them opening their eyes
I'm obsessed with them, I want what they have, I also wanted to bash my head against a wall every time I placed a clip because AINT NO HUMAN EVER going to be as good to me as Sasaki is to Miyano.
Alternate Title: I will never forgive Disney/Pixar for missing every opportunity to make this movie so much more than what it was. I WAS CHEATED OUT OF A COOL ASS ROBIN HOOD DUDE-HATING CURLY HAIRED PRINCESS.
I love making song that are supposed to be about romance and making them not so. All the vibes -- taylor for all.
If anybody is wonder -- I still have...a lot... of videos planned and I am not stopping until I am dead on the floor and my computer mouse is pulled from my cold dead lifeless hands. Even then I might just edit as a ghost, just girly things.
Alternate title: DUMP HIS ASS
Yea, this just made complete sense in every single way and I stand by literally everything about this. Like come on!!!!!!! TIGHTROPE??? CIRCUS????? BURNING??? TRAPEZE???? TIP TOES AND SPINNING???? A MILLION PIECES (NOT DREAMS BECAUSE MEN RUIN THOSE)???? ICONIC.
Alternate title: why'd they make this animated doll so thicc?
yea, I went straight back to evermore, whoops. This was clearly the obvious choice, but also *insert meme voice THIS IS NIIIIICE
Alternate Title: I am the true national treasure for making this.
This was made specifically for me because I think it's funny and I needed something to cheer myself up. If one other person laughs at this, then I'll count it as a win.
alternate title: I expect a notice of excommunication from all Abrahamic religions. Immediately.
*desperately trying to shove evermore and folklore further into a closet to hide bias*
Honestly I thought this was so so funny. That is all.
alternate title: [she's] the man that I'm a little too attracted to
*stuffs evermore and folklore into the closet until I can get through some earlier songs
no thoughts, just vibes
Alternate title: they are the actual HOTEST Disney couple, and if you think otherwise you can look elsewhere for your disney/taylor swift edits.
I really wanted to edit this song but I sat on it for WEEKS. It just seemed so specific and I wasn't sure if I had anything to fit it.
BUT THEN I DID. This fit so well??????? Like in every way. I'm happy with how it turned out.
I originally had a voice over during the fire part with Milo yelling fire but I decided against it. womp womp.
taylor hell: part 13
alternate title: I don't know much Chad Michael Murray, I don't absorb any of his media-- but if I ever see that cheeky motha' fucker. IT'S ON SIGHT.
yea I did this for one obvious reason and one random but satisfying reason.
reason 1: I literally quote that stupid drought line all the time so the fact that a song also had the word drought --meant to be.
reason 2: Hilary Duff sings a song about rain and being clean and then more rain. It had to be.
This movie is a good example of why men can't be trusted. It's also a good example of how out of left field and unhinged these videos will be getting *stares longingly at a Nicolas Cage movie in the distance*
alternate title: They're, ya know, *insert limp wrist here*
oh, to be a little gay Italian fish boy experience summer love. Could never be me.
Alternate title: Daddy Issues 2: electric boogaloo
taylor hell will continue after these messages:
I'm not dead, I've just been playing pokemon.
TAYLOR HELL WILL LIVE ON. However, there may be some delays as I gatekeep, girl-boss, and gaslight my way to becoming a Pokémon master.
Alternate title:
How to be a White Man, by John Smith.
Step 1: Try to colonize and murder people
Step 2: Do the ABSOLUTE bare minimum
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: Get the girl
reminder: this is a john smith slander account.
Obviously, it's a mystery as to why I chose this song -- but if you listenVERY closely, you might hear mention of at least one tree, and, believe it or not, there are many trees in the Disney Animated Classic Pocahontas.
Honestly some iconic lyric matches going on here. I wanted it to be longer, but honestly this song got kind of repetitive and was hard to cut.
Head Empty, no thoughts, just taylor.
Alternate title: THAT SHIT HURTED. I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE.
I'm emotional over this video rn
This video = a good song + an ungodly amount of emotion damage + a dash of trauma + 2 hot leads + me kicking, screaming, sobbing, throwing up.
I picked TASM for this song because of two lines that happen to be back to back. Take a guess (It's very easy to guess)
RIP to my "HD" copies of TASM.
Alternate title: honestly, they were kinda gay for each other. So much sexual tension, all the time.
At this point I'm in too deep to stop.
Alternate title: through the power of pure 80's vibes, everybody in this movie is hot.
Ya'll slept on my last video, so Imma keep editing irrelevant media
Alternate title : I hope this doesn't awaken my *daddy issues*
When I was thinking of what to edit this song with, I ran through a list of dead people and when I got to Onward, I was like THIS IS IT. The line that sold me -- the fucking swimming where FEET DONT TOUCH.
Anyways, that shit hurted. I cried like 3 times while making this because I just had some BIG FEELINGS about these blue bois.
I think I did a pretty good job picking some in your face lyric matching to a very specific song.
ON TO THE NEXT, BEECH
PS: I've added subtitles to all my taylor hell videos because my voiceovers are nothing but inconsistent.
Alternative title: look what “Hugh” made me do
if you don't like this movie we can't be friends.
alternate title: if the song is about something golden or there being lights, you are legally required to edit tangled.
trying to space out the non/disney and live action so that it's not repetitive.
good vibes.
Alternate title: Micheal Scott is definitely a BI-con
Was this created specifically because of the use of lover? Yes, yes it was.
I was physically wheezing as I placed clips. I continue to be ICONIC/
I've been always meaning to edit the office, but I could never find HD clips so here's a mix of terrible quality and meh quality clips.
You're definitely going to see fandoms you've never seen me use before as I get through taylor hell. I'm trying out different editing styles as well to keep things FRESH. Enjoy.
Alternate title: AITA? I tricked an orphan into following me to another country so I can use her in a get rich quick scheme, but now the sexual tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife.
Can anybody guess what 10 seconds of the song made Anastasia an easy choice? Also somebody please appreciate my very specific lyric matching. It's getting Iconic at this point.
my last video was a little extra with text so I kept this simple, but also the song has a very interesting sound to it, so I don't think it needs alot of effects to be entertaining. And that's what I'm going to say about that.
Stay tuned for taylor hell: part 3
Alternate title: Anna has very specific trauma regarding doors closing and Elsa has to slam every fucking door in the castle.
did...did I make a good video????
Also shout out to myself for editing with one movie...been a while.
Welcome to taylor hell. I'm going to see how many taylor songs I can edit in a row.
shout out to the gays.
(the only reason I added subtitles is because the voiceovers were questionable at best)
man i wish somebody would just PINE FOR ME the way ed does for stede
Yea, me neither.
YES, YES I DID.
I warned ya'll
This is my new personality.
shout out to Carrie for giving me access to gays in HD.
IOU a woody/ironman crossover, thanks.
This is my new hyperfixation, sorry in advance.
anyways, pls watch Our Flag Means Death on HBO. That is all.
But I didn't see much turning Red on my feed, and I just wanted to put something out there.
I absolutely adored Turning Red. Even more so than Encanto, if I'm being honest. I watched it probably everyday for a week. I loved everything about it, and the representation that came with it. Seriously, it was so good, and funny, and had a lot of heart. 10/10
anyways, enjoy this trash.
Anyways idk what the vibe is with this video and the VOs are questionable but enjoy?
PS: does anybody else think that everybody is this family is LGBTQ? A little fruity?
Is this a good video? not really.
Is this a gay video? Hell yea.
Idk I saw this animatic and it inspired me. Go watch it: youtube.com/watch?v=8M__w9VncuI


