Who Cares? - Atlanta Channel 2 Action News - Last Minute Christmas Shoppers - December 23rd, 1991 Thats On Youtube 2026-09-21 | Who Cares? - Atlanta Channel 2 Action News - Last Minute Christmas Shoppers - December 23rd, 1991
Its Xenomorphin Time! Thats On Youtube 2025-08-20 | Those wacky Alien Earth ending tracks got me hooked...
Star Virgin (1988) - Laserdisc Release With New English Subs! Thats On Youtube 2025-01-26 | A Star Virgin Laserdisc Upscale with New English Subtitles!Due to a giant views boost on my Star Virgin review, and a resulting huge demand for the Star Virgin movie, I am uploading my Laserdisc upscale of 1988's... Star Virgin! The Japanese sci-fi tokusatsu cute girl spectacle!This release includes brand new, high quality, custom English subtitles, and is upscaled from one of the last working laserdiscs of Star Virgin on Earth. I should know, I have imported at least 5-6 copies of the movie, and sadly only ONE copy of the movie plays without glitches!This is likely the best quality release the movie will ever get, unless the creator decides to re-release it! Enjoy!If you appreciate this sort of thing, or Japanese women, or effort, please check out my YT channels for more translated goodies!SUBTITLED BY Geopoliticz AND TOYSOURCING, RIP, UPSCALE AND EDIT BY TOYyoutube.com/@TOYVIDEO2099youtube.com/@ThatsOnYoutube
REX (1993) - Japans Cocaine-Fueled Dinosaur Movie! Thats On Youtube 2024-12-24 | MOVIE: mediafire.com/folder/r8qd69ur2vyjy/Rex_TOYMOVIE ALT: archive.org/details/rex.-a.-dinosaurs.-story.-1993.-toy.-english.-subtitlesSOUNDTRACK: youtu.be/7K4r4RChT0EYoung Chie and her paleontologist father Tatsuno uncover a dinosaur egg waiting inside an ancient Japanese temple. With the help of Chie's estranged mother and science, the ancient egg is combined with a modern sea turtle egg - hatching REX, a tyrannosaurus pup who begins to teach Chie, her family, and Japan the value of selling newly revived dinosaurs to capitalists - for money! The most accurate filmed portrayal of the true spirit of Christ in Christmas to date.Music:John Williams - HouseNegativland - Bite BackSoichi Terada - Winterville (Ape Escape 3)Soichi Terada - Snowy Mammoth (Ape Escape)Sega - You're So Cool (Sonic CD)Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five - White Linestimaeus222 - Not Just Elevator Music (Yu-Gi-Oh Forbidden Memories)Elvin Bishop - Sweet Cocaine
XIX 19 (1987) - Japans Lifeforce! Thats On Youtube 2024-11-30 | MOVIE: youtu.be/CmW_MQCgbH0Someone in Japan saw Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce and said "This is missing a half naked boy band! We're remaking it!" Does it work? Yes... The boys do. On cars. There's also a robot monkey. And the movie isn't bad, either!---Clips taken from The Atomic Cafe---Music:Negativland - Freedom's WaitingBeethoven - Symphony no. 7 in A major, op. 92- II. Allegretto ExcerptPlanet P Project - In The ZoneMike + The Mechanics - Silent RunningPlanet P Project - It's A Pink World
I Want To Bite (1991) - Japans Dracula! Thats On Youtube 2024-10-31 | MOVIE: youtube.com/watch?v=5agJuff1vFEJoin us as we review the newly uncensored and subtitled I Want To Bite, formerly and incorrectly known as My Soul Is Slashed!Ishikawa is a salariman with a penchant for tomato juice. It's good to be alive, but it may be better to be dead, which Ishikawa is after a hit by corporate competition kills him! Soon, however, an infusion of vampire blood allows Ishikawa to return as the Lord of the Dead, Dracula... with a thirst for... justice!!---Music:Kenichi Arakawa - Blood Soon Castle (Rusty OST)Soshiro Hokkai - Successor of Fate (Castlevania)Manami Kiyota - Requiem of the Gods (Castlevania)Basil Poledouris - Drive Montage (Robocop)Akane~AKANE~ - The Lost Portrait (Castlevania)---Thumbnail Art:jgillustration.myshopify.com
Great Spirit World (1989) - Japans Afterlife Guide! - Review Thats On Youtube 2024-09-28 | Ever wonder what happens after you die? Well, this movie won't help, but it's funny!---MOVIE: youtu.be/U0DErw3aXJM
DBZ Memories - Thank You, Akira Toriyama Thats On Youtube 2024-09-01 | This is my thank you video to Akira Toriyama, using my memories, my friends memories in their own words, and footage from my childhood. I learned about Akira Toriyama's death this year while emptying out my childhood home to sell it. As sad as I was, I could never know how happy the memories and videos I found inside my home would make me, or how big an impact Akira Toriyama made on me. Thank you, Akira Toriyama.---Creators who participated:Hoodlamutt (Voice Actor) - youtube.com/@hoodlamuttToumiko (Voice Actress) - Toumiko (On Discord)ZNTT (Artist with drawing in video) - patreon.com/Znttusa and instagram.com/znttusaJuni (Brazilian artist) - reddit.com/u/JuniChaPulse Translation (Korean Dragon Ball Translator) - pulsetranslation.com/en---Music:Tangerine Dream - Charly The KidTangerine Dream - Crystal VoiceMitchell Murder - Palmer's ArcadeJoe Boyd Vigil - STRINGS (Toonami)moonove - Shinobi "Dark Tortoise" (OC Remix)Joe Boyd Vigil - ARABIC (Toonami)Billy Cobham - Heather
Dumbtitles - E01 - Boxes (Sailor Fighter) Thats On Youtube 2024-07-13 | Weird Japanese shows + AI subtitles = Dumbtitles!---A fun project between TOY, Casey Joy, and Minty Pineapple, a published author and non-fruit vendor that doesn't sell toothpaste.www.mintypineapple.weebly.com---Music:Creepozoids Main Theme - Guy MoonLawnmower Man - APZX
Korean Dragon Ball (1990) - Goku kills everyone! Thats On Youtube 2024-06-07 | MOVIE:youtu.be/ILvVZph0_cA---"How many superheroes from other Korean movies need to be killed by Goku to get the attention of the children?"---Music:Candlebox - Far BehindKorean Head-Cha-LaHyper Monolith - Piccolo's ThemeShenron: TOYRIP AKIRA TORIYAMA
Green Requiem (1985) - Magical Plant Girl! Thats On Youtube 2024-04-19 | MOVIE: youtube.com/watch?v=9yaad4GVTRsJoin us as we review Green Requiem, the sci-fi fantasy story about what happens when you forget to water your girlfriend!---Music:Stomu Yamashta - Wind Words鳥山雄司 - Maze---Voice Over Artist: twitter.com/CaseyJoyVA1Video Background Art: juntastico@gmail.comKinya Kinya Art Edits: instagram.com/kinya_kinya_artSubtitles: GeopoliticzVHS Sourcing/Import/Edit/Upscale: TOY
The Amazing Spider-Man Shows You How To Commit Voter Fraud (1992) Thats On Youtube 2024-04-01 | Registerrrrr! In 1992, Marvel Comics made an advertisement with Spider-Man demanding children to get out and vote - illegally!
Miracle Bunny (1988) - Bunny Girl Blast! Thats On Youtube 2024-03-15 | Miracle Bunny 1: youtu.be/DfOD-VS58HgMiracle Bunny 2: youtu.be/YwZ1BTKtKHY---Join me as I review the 1980's fantasy sci-fi bunny girl romp, Miracle Bunny! Eiko Kuroki is back! Now subtitled in English and on the internet for the first time!---Music:Harmonia and Brian Eno - When Shade Was BornJan Hammer - It's OverThe Human League - Heart Like A WheelAltered Images - I Could Be Happy (Razormaid Remix)---Art Assistance:instagram.com/kinya_kinya_art---SUBTITLED BY Geopoliticz AND TOYSOURCING, RIP, UPSCALE AND EDIT BY TOYyoutube.com/@TOYVIDEO2099youtube.com/@ThatsOnYoutubeko-fi.comthatsonyoutube to help feed the subtitlers!
Circuit Nurse (1988) - The Worlds First Fully Functional Cyberpunk Film Thats On Youtube 2024-02-14 | MOVIE: youtu.be/PsRsBvL5rR0---Join us as we review CIRCUIT NURSE, the 1988 movie that I do very well believe is the FIRST full fledged cyberpunk movie. Hear me out, though, and you'll also learn about a pretty nifty sci-fi movie in the bargain!---Music:Tim and Eric - CelerymanNON - Empire - The Final Assault (Gunstar Heroes) 秋元薫 - ナルシスト
UFO Cover Up? Live! (1988) Review Thats On Youtube 2024-01-31 | Movie: youtu.be/JTlGLIbv31wJoin us as we review ET's Blue Cross Blue Shield Golden Implant Benefits Plan for humanity! It's UFO Cover Up Live (1988) / UFO The Unsolved Mystery, and boy is it dumb!---Music:Star Fox - Title DemonstrationStar Fox - Corneria BGMZelda Skyward Sword - Goose ThemeDeus Ex - UNATCO Conversation (Loop)X-Files Theme
Races (1984) - Patrick Stewarts Forgotten Film! Thats On Youtube 2023-12-24 | MOVIE: youtu.be/Jp9GHdtHsZIJoin us as we review RACES, 1984's answer to the question "What if a bunch of non-English speaking Japanese people made a movie entirely in English, and threw Patrick Stewart in, too?"Now *you* can find out! It's also one of the HARDEST movies I've ever had to locate. Previously only available in crappy VHS and what I discovered was rotting laserdisc, I have fully restored this movie to its best possible quality. They still don't know English, but you can now enjoy Races!!---Cover Art:instagram.com/artsydudejude---Music:Mitch Murder - Game Over, Peak Burn, In The PitNaofumi Hataya - Game Over YeahMartini Ranch - PowerGeorge Kranz - Din Daa Daa (Trommeltanz)Akira Inoue - By The River, Race's Theme
H.P. Lovecrafts Innsmouth (1992) - A Deep One! Thats On Youtube 2023-11-30 | Subtitled Movie: youtu.be/38fTinumkk0Finally subtitled, join us as we review Chiaki Konaka's Lovecraftian TV movie: The Shadow Over Innsmouth!Despite the stench, it's fresh!Custom subtitled and upscaled by TOY!---Music:Van Halen - Everybody Wants Some!!The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets - The Innsmouth LookGoblin - Zombi Main ThemeGoblin - Witch
Taro!: Tokyo Demon War (1991) - From the genius SFX god of Godzilla! Thats On Youtube 2023-11-01 | MOVIE: youtube.com/watch?v=Pye-UsvKC-UJoin us as we review TARO! Tokyo Demon War - an amazing assortment of SFX from one of the chief people responsible for the past 30 years of Godzilla's special FX!Taro is a normal kid with abnormal problems - he has seizures if he hears music, his friends are joining a strange new cult, and visions keep telling him he might be the sacred destroyer of evil: Momotaro.But, before Taro can worry about his destiny, he has to worry about the giant demon trying to kill him and his friends!Cover Art:instagram.com/artsydudejude---Music:Bump N' Grind - ChildrenYoichiro Yoshikawa - Fearful UproarPossessed - PhantasmBeyond - 早班火车Yoshitaka Azuma - Beyond The GalaxyFumio Miyashita - 神,KamiYoko Ueno - Elizabeth
Encounter with the Unknown (1972) - A Trilogy of Terrible Ghost Stories! Thats On Youtube 2023-10-14 | Join us as we review the most insulting piece of media to ever involve Rod Serling. Featuring three stories about... uh, not ghosts... well, maybe one ghost. And a skydiving accident. Also a random shooting... It's uh, it's just like the Twilight Zone...? You were warned!---Music:Soul City Orchestra - HawksSoul City Orchestra - StarmanWaylon Jennings - Highway Man
The Best of Art Bell - The Upside Down Green Farmers Thats On Youtube 2023-10-01 | From Ghost To Ghost AM in 1997 comes one of my FAVORITE strange stories on Art Bell. Everyone knows Mel's Hole and the Area 51 Caller, but did you know about the Upside Down Green Farmers? Such a colorful, fun story that absolutely has lived in my brain for a decade+ and is now ANIMATED for you to enjoy!!---Music:Giorgio Moroder - Midnight ExpressAlan Silvestri - Transporting the Ship (Flight of the Navigator)Satoh - Son Of Godzilla: Kamakilas (From "Son Of Godzilla")Shuki Levy - Awestruck (Real Ghostbusters)
TeenAlien (1978) - The Mormon ET! Thats On Youtube 2023-09-08 | Join us as we review Utah's most graphic, anti-wolf, Mormon message against Halloween... yet!You can watch this movie... Here! youtu.be/oIiJPcRmQSI---Music:Spike Helis - SlicesElectoru Polyphonic Orchestra - Theme From 'Close Encounters Of The Third KindUnknown - Reading Rainbow Trap Remix
Invasion From Inner Earth (1974) - Can We Invade A Different Movie? Thats On Youtube 2023-08-07 | Join us as we reveal the truth about aliens and their campaign to stop red-blooded Americans from riding around gayly on top of snowmobiles!---Music:Keiichi Suzuki - Giygas Strikes Back (Earthbound OST)SEGA Sound Team - Final Boss (Sonic 3 and Knuckles)Klaus Nomi - Keys Of Life
Bloody Birthday (1981) - Bloody Awful! Thats On Youtube 2023-06-23 | Happy birthday, you're not special! A killer kids movie that avoids violence in favor of weird, awkward situations, and trapping audiences into visits with the FBI. Perfect.---Music:Dead Or Alive - Unhappy Birthday (12" Mix)
The Kiss (1988) - Wanna Suck Face? Thats On Youtube 2023-06-02 | Do you kiss on the first date? If you're watching the horror movie The Kiss, you'll fall in love and want to... Even if it costs you your soul!---Music: Gary Numan - Kiss Me and Die
Why Did He Let His 6 Year-Old Kid Watch Alien? Thats On Youtube 2023-05-21 | Some men have seen things... and their children should, too.
The Channeler (1991) - Penis Finger Monsters? Or Bigfoot? Thats On Youtube 2023-05-19 | Tune in and drop out! The Channeler is a horror movie about annoying people dying in the woods... but it can't even get that right!---Music:Skinny Puppy - Assimilate
UFO - Strange Shootout! Thats On Youtube 2023-05-12 | Yee-haw! Rednecks Vs. Aliens!! Get some, ET! Based lightly on, I believe, the Kelly–Hopkinsville Goblin encounter of 1955!This is a comic dub from a movie I made, UFO: youtube.com/watch?v=UUgE1ipvb3YThey're cool, mysterious, and weird true stories about UFO encounters, and just like a UFO, they deserve to be seen. Enjoy!---Music:Country Blues - Black Boat BandFlys Group - Raggio Di CieloMort Garson - Astral ProjectionRoger Webb - Bright Idea (Multiple cues)Soul City Orchestra - Eagle--- Voice Actors:Ma - SpookybuddyThe Kids - SpookybuddyNarrator - Tyler HMiddle Aged Redneck - Bradley SmithOld Redneck - Brandon JenkinsCop - Paul Hikari---Adapted from Flying Saucers #1
Blood Diner (1987) - A Feast Of Glorious Trash! Thats On Youtube 2023-05-05 | Join us as we review the Magnificent Monster that's overripe and overlooked - Blood Diner! Imagine if the writer for Airplane broke into Troma's office and made a horror movie! ---Music:Ministry - Over The ShoulderRichard Wagner - Tannhäuser Overture
UFO - Race with a... ? Thats On Youtube 2023-04-28 | UFOs. Hot Rods of the Gods?You think you're a tough guy with your race car? Are you a fast enough dude to race with something... from the stars? ---Actors:Mark Lee (Narrator), Lost Averius (Olsen The Neighbor), Jonah (The Racer) , Luis Bermudez (Officer McStereotype)Video Clipped From My Movie, UFO: youtube.com/watch?v=UUgE1ipvb3YOriginal story adapted from Flying Saucers Comics #004 by DellMusic:Black Boat Band - Sentinel CityRoger Webb - RedSoul City Orchestra - Hot Day in PimbaMort Garson - Wind DanceMort Garson - The UnexplainedFlys Group - Sirtrinita - Eclissi
UFO - Encounter With Fear Thats On Youtube 2023-04-14 | UFOs. Curious phenomena? Visitors from the stars? People worry about what UFOs may bring, but perhaps they should worry more about what they can take... Adapted from true stories.---Actors:Spookybuddy, Kat, Luis Bermudez, Tyler, Kevin Kmet, Brayden Medlin, Hype, Jeremy R, Mark Lee, Lost Averius, TOYFrom My Movie, UFO: youtube.com/watch?v=UUgE1ipvb3YAdapted from UFO and Outer Space #24Music:In Search Of Orchestra - Time Traveler
The Power (1968) - The Weirdest Psychic Warfare Movie Thats On Youtube 2023-03-03 | Join us as we review the 1960's best failure in psychic warfare movies. You'll never treat merry-go-rounds the same again!---Music:Planet P Project - PowerEuropaweite Aussichten - Too Soon To Be NowGreg Stone - Here in the Darkness
Star Virgin (1988) - Review - The Live Action Pinnacle of 80s Japanese Insanity Thats On Youtube 2023-02-14 | Join us as we review the Magnificent Monsters of Eiko Kuroki and Japan's finest 1980's anime-come-to-life sci-fi fantasy! Star Virgin is a 1988 sci-fi romp based on the adventures of Eiko, the sword wielding Star Virgin. You'll marvel as she kills monsters and saves nerds from tanks!Star Virgin (1988) Subtitled in English: youtube.com/watch?v=2sOHLILLBpg&lcStar Virgin (1986): youtube.com/watch?v=kpcY3coEjvA---Music:Starbow - PrologueAudio from Star VirginTakefumi Haketa - The Esper Has Blue Hair安西史孝 - M1Starbow - Tokyo Bay BluesPee-Wee's Playhouse---Sources:cclemon99.com/2016/01/star-virgin-wbonus-soundtrack-review.htmlameblo.jp/bstbs-0410/entry-12087801867.htmlyoutube.com/watch?v=XtrxQyl4VJwwikiwand.com/en/Pony_Canyonhttps://m.imdb.com/title/tt0120177/trivia/?ref_=tt_ql_trvwikiwand.com/ja/%E3%82%AA%E3%82%AC%E3%83%AF%E3%83%A2%E3%83%87%E3%83%AA%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B0http://www.ogawa-mg.comseesaawiki.jp/w/ebatan/d/%A5%AA%A5%AC%A5%EF%A5%E2%A5%C7%A5%EA%A5%F3%A5%B0youtube.com/watch?v=8S0Fyurirrwyoutube.com/watch?v=tLUx-zdKGqk
Whistle Down The Wind (1961) - A Crime Thriller Kids Movie with Jesus and Kittens! Thats On Youtube 2023-02-05 | Join us on as we paint a portrait of Charles from Whistle Down The Wind, a lovely British movie about what happens when children discover Jesus sleeping in their barn!---Music:Malcolm Arnold - Whistle Down The Wind
Lord of the Shadows (1989) - SOV Vampires Vs. Garlic Bread! Thats On Youtube 2023-01-20 | For the first time ever, fully corrected audio exists for this unknown horror movie, Lord of the Shadows! It's a quaint, inoffensive tale of a man sneaking into bedrooms with young boys... But Jesus said it's cool... AND there's a Dracula coming through the window! Eat garlic bread, bloodsucker!!
Paint Points - Lord of the Shadows (1989) Thats On Youtube 2023-01-20 | Join us as we paint a vampire killer and discuss an unknown horror movie, The Lord of the Shadows!Art -instagram.com/kinya_kinya_artMovie:Lord of the Shadows (1989) - youtu.be/sb5VzAqOs1YMovie Maker: Mike Bennett - twospiesreport.wordpress.com/who-is-mike-bennettMusic:Almighty Arceus - Evee Used Swift!Drakken - 'Anodyne' Dreamscapes
Yokai Hunter - The Night The Ubume Came Thats On Youtube 2022-12-31 | Hieda Reijiro, the Yokai Hunter, encounters a mysterious being from Japanese folklore in the snowy hills of Japan... This time it's the Ubume, an eldritch entity with skin as white as snow, and a darkness as powerful as a mother's revenge.---Music:Osamu Shoji - Reimei - Enkuu Yama (Yokai Hunter Intro)Shiho Yabuki - Tenshingoso (The Legend of the Ubume)Inoyama Land - Parururu Parururu (The Night The Ubume Came Title)Kazumi Watanabe - Ti-Fa-Let (The Request)Hiroki Inui - Distortion (Grandma and the mountains)Inoyama Land - Parururu Parururu (Grandma's Lullaby)Hiroki Inui - Distortion (Mayuki's worst hotel stay ever)Isao Tomita - Footprints in the Snow (Mayuki's bath)Osamu Shoji - Gendou (Yokai Hunter and Sano walking in the snow)Chu Ishikawa - Calm (Dad greets the guys)Isao Tomita - The Messenger From Tartar (Shoemon's awful story)Shiho Yabuki - Tenshingoso (Thunder in Shoemon's story)Karou Sato - プラス! (The awful event with Mayuko)Inoyama Land - Wonder Wall Again (The awful event with Mayuko)Osamu Shoji - Sadness Color (Dad's worse story)Attersee & Roedelius - Musikalische Einleitung (After the horrible event)Hiroki Inui - Distortion (The thing in the tunnel)日向敏文 - Chaconne (Yokai Hunter and Sano seek the hermitage)Inoyama Land - 私は自分の夢の中を通り過ぎる。私はメッセージを見つける。それらは古いメッセージである。 (The Beast of Illusion appears)Chu Ishikawa - Mausoleum (Yokai Hunter and Sano escape the hermitage)Chu Ishikawa - Mausoleum (Shoemon says it's all in the past)PILOTPRIEST - Come True (Mayuki wakes up)Chu Ishikawa - Shizuka (Mayuki meets the Ubume)Chu Ishikawa - Gegensatz (Chants during the meeting)Osamu Shoji - Sakuretsu! Enkuu Ken (Mayuki runs from the Ubume)Osamu Shoji - Sakuretsu! Enkuu Ken (Yokai Hunter and Sano make an exit)Masahiko Kimura & Motoaki Furukawa - Underground Tunnel (Yokai Hunter discusses the theory with Sano, villager and Shoemon investigate hermitage)Osamu Shoji - Reimei - Enkuu Yama (Mayuki runs more from the Ubume)aivi & surasshu - Memory Shards (Yokai Hunter and Sano discover the thing in the attic)Shiho Yabuki - Tomoshibi (Shoemon talks about the thing in the attic)Chu Ishikawa - Calm (The thing in the attic wakes up)Osamu Shoji - Reimei - Enkuu Yama (Shoemon meets the Ubume)Shiho Yabuki - Tenshingoso (The Storm abates)Inoyama Land - Sunlight II [木洩れ陽] (Credits)---Many SFX were edited from soundsnap.com---Will post graphics sources here soon.
Wolfs Hole (1987) - Teens Vs. Alien Communists! Thats On Youtube 2022-11-26 | What do you mean there's not 90 minutes of hot steamy wolf holes in this movie?! It's an alien invasion movie?! RIP OFF!---Music:Peace Orchestra - The Man (Kosma Deep Gratitude Interpretation)Shane Mesa - Distant High LifeOther Stuff I Shamelessly Took:GI Joe - Porkchop Sandwiches
The Crazy Family (1984) - Japanese Family Brawler! Thats On Youtube 2022-11-18 | Sogo Ishii's insane flair for stylish, frenetic comedy is displayed full force here in The Crazy Family!---Music:Video Kids - Cartooney TunesThe Crazy Family OST
The Pyramid (1976) - Pyramids Can Make Bad Movies Great! Thats On Youtube 2022-11-11 | Join us as we review The Pyramid, 1976's paranormal guide to enjoying the afterlife... That is, life AFTER you lose your job and have to live off raspberries in milk!---Music: The Alan Parsons Project - Pyramania
Halloween (1978) and Halloween (2018) - The Best In The Pumpkin Patch! Thats On Youtube 2022-10-31 | Join us as I review Halloween 1978, Halloween 2018, and give my thoughts on Halloween and Samhain in this jack-o-lantern-side chat!!---Music:John Carpenter - Halloween 1978 and 2018 OSTs---Halloween Audience Video Audio:youtube.com/user/DarkCastle2012
Capricorn One (1978) - We Never Went To Mars!! Thats On Youtube 2022-10-31 | We never went to Mars!! It's a fakeeee! ---Music:Capricorn One OSTGabor Szabo - Concord (1976)
Halloween Ends (2022) - At Least Its Ending! (Spoilers) Thats On Youtube 2022-10-30 | For every season, there is a beginning, and an end. Unless you're Michael Myers. Ouch.---Music:NADA. You know the rest.
Return of the Living Dead II - Less Brains, More Pains! Thats On Youtube 2022-10-29 | If you liked Return of the Living Dead, you'll dig this one, as it's more of the same... Sort of.If you loved Return of the Living Dead, you'll want to bury it, because it's more of the same... Just worse.If you're a zombie, what the fuck, BRAINNNNSSSSS!---Music:Return of the Living Dead II OSTThe Big O (Not The Robot) - The Monster Mash
Draculas Dog (1977) - This Dog Bites! Thats On Youtube 2022-10-28 | No Animals Were Harmed During The Production Of This Movie.... Lots of humans were harmed by watching it, though.---Music:Konami Kukeiha Club - You Goddamned Bathead---It's 1977. Movie theaters are nearly turned into libraries again because films just aren't popular anymore. You walk into the last movie ever, sit down, and have your life changed as you watch a dog attack Russians, chew a hole through a cabin roof, and attack children. You are watching Zoltan, Hound of Dracula... Also known as Dracula's Dog. And you. Love. It! The future of film is re-established as everyone acknowledges Dracula's Dog is the pinnacle of movies. Now theaters only show Dracula's Dog. Zoltan becomes the #1 kids name for boys AND girls. America renames itself Dracula... ca. And all is right once more.
Night Vision (1987) - Haunted VCRs!!! Thats On Youtube 2022-10-27 | Do you dare risk a fate worse than Blockbuster late fees!? Well Andy is about to...---Music:Rhema - Big TownRhema - That's Life
Lake of the Dead (1958) - Scooby-Doo, hvor er du?! Thats On Youtube 2022-10-26 | A vacation that's worth dying for! Is this cabin cursed? Is the lake a place of the dead? Or is there something less dead and more deadly going on?---Music:Pat Metheny - Come In Edward - I Like Fish - A Great Story - Grandpa Is DeadIgnatius Jones - Like a Ghost
The Seventh Sign (1988) - And The Lord Said Let There Be Shit! Thats On Youtube 2022-10-25 | It's a good thing the Ghostbusters are still in business, because Jesus is back and up to no good! He's running around teaching people how to be better Christian by... poisoning poor people? Well, wait, does Jesus know what a Republican is? You can really tell he's been gone for 1,988 years!----Music: The Joubert Singers - Stand On The Word
