Uploaded July 2021 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Craig's gotta make you understand.


Song parodied is "Never Gonna Give You Up" by @RickAstleyYT
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Instrumental adapted from a VGZ (YM2612) rip by megapigeon92
vgmrips.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=2017

Gameplay footage captured by "Tack Angel"
youtube.com/watch?v=N3HPzKLSeQY

Inspired by "You Reposted in the Wrong Golf Links" by @PandaMoniumReviews
youtube.com/watch?v=_gXK_kcQ3RU

Soundcloud:
soundcloud.com/jeff-lindblom/never-gonna-make-this-putt-feat-craig-the-walrus-stadler

And finally, here is the entire set of FMV converted to M4V/MP4 from Sega Saturn's "Pebble Beach Golf Links", feel free to use however you like:
mega.nz/file/zg1QwbIY#Cm30Dg-6WyIU9BkGTsCXOpAt_V2NsLLzDZloTiskojI

Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
It's a really tough putt
Think you can get it, inside mine?
You're so close but you won't, match my shot
Try your best to be the, winner next time

[Pre-Chorus]
MMmmmm, I'm gonna show you how a pro putts
You've got little, chance to win

[Chorus]
Never gonna make this putt
Never gonna match my shot
Never gonna out hit me on, this next hole
Never gonna rattle the cup
Never gonna make this cut
Never gonna turn the game around, by the next hole

[Verse 2]
You really have to, make those putts
You should probably practice
Your putting, a lot more
MMmmmm, you missed one, easy putt
The real battle starts now, won't catch my high score

[Pre-Chorus]
You, better show some killer instinct
Pressure starting to, get to ya?

[Chorus]
Never gonna make this putt
Never gonna match my shot
Never gonna out hit me on, this next hole
Never gonna rattle the cup
Never gonna make this cut
Never gonna turn the game around, by the next hole

[Outro]
Make this putt
Make this putt
Never gonna make, never gonna make
Make this putt
Never gonna make, never gonna make
Make this putt