Uploaded May 2021 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago

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sorry about all the artifacts in the video, my video editor tends to do that when I render in really high quality.

Anyways onto my experience with this level. Once upon a time I was looking through my created levels and found a copy of Retitled. I had a start position at the first wave, and when I played it, I did it in 1 attempt. This sparked my interest in doing runs on the level. I spent almost 4 hours for the rest of that day learning the level, grinding about 3k attempts and getting 35 x3, 35-61 and 61-100. Funny story, I actually ended up moving my arm so much that it felt like I pulled my shoulder, and I had to borrow my mom's Yoga book to stretch it out.
Later that week, I got 41 x2, 46, 56 x2, and finally, 65. I also did 46-100 out of nowhere, and it was a complete fluke because I wasn't able to replicate the run for the next 4 months. I played the level intensely after this progress, but I never made it any further so I stopped uploading progress. I was so damn focused on this level that I forgot to upload for most of January.
Come early February, some stuff happens irl and I ended up not having time/motivation to play GD, so I fizzle out of playing the level. At this point I had almost 12k attempts, which doubles my past attempt record.
Every time I would try to come back to the level for the next 3 months I'd play it, die at the second drop one time, and then quit out of boredom, since the level was getting stale at this point. It stayed like this until mid April, when I finished my finals and suddenly started practicing the fuck out of the second drop, since I was stupidly consistent at the first one already. I was able to do the second drop very well, at one point doing it twice in a row.
I began getting serious about playing the level again, and it was at this point that I realized I couldn't play the version on the servers anymore, as I was dying to small inconsistencies/bugs that were super frustrating. I fixed multiple transitions, most notably 35%, and made certain spots more playable, such as adding a blue orb and minorly nerfing the 46% wave and making a fake slope on one of the blocks at 65% so it wouldn't randomly kill you when you transition into the cube.
After these fixes, the level was much smoother and I decided to dedicate myself to beating it. I practiced the level a lot until every part of it was consistent. I soon ran into the issue of nearly going into goddamn cardiac arrest every time I made it to the second drop, which was a huge roadblock for me. The one time I made it past the first waves, I died to 73% out of panic, and when I passed 73% again this morning, my hand slipped and I died at 75%. I didn't give up. I went straight back to playing. Within an hour, I had gotten 79% and 80%, along with 35-100% at some point. I wasn't getting nervous at the second drop anymore, because I knew I could do the waves consistently, and I did, only dying to them once in this session. I was breaking my boundaries, surpassing my limits. And then it happened. I made it past every hard part of the level. Victory was just six, five, four clicks away...






I beat it- JUST KIDDING I DIED AT 96%. My brother heard me yell at the game and start going into angry monkey mode, so he came into my room, called me a retard for dying there, and watched. In this process, I got 98% like a dumbass, and then he told me something genius- "You're not going to do it if you don't think that you can, your Tessica Brown level of stupid was focused on passing 96% rather than beating it, and that's why you died there". With this immense knowledge, I got motivated and then died to a FUCKING LAG SPIKE AT 77%. This was 5 attempts before I beat it. That's why we were making lag spike jokes. But yeah, I beat it. Very cool.

"The lag spike from Geometry Dash is a sex demon, it's fucked so many players" - NoClue

This took me 5 months. I started on January 10th and beat it on May 11th. This is slightly easier, and more fun than the version on the servers by Convie himself. It is uploaded on my account.

ID: 69036459

Overall stats:
Total Attempts: 15570
Gameplay: 9.5/10
Convie made a good level in shit game. Most of my low enjoyment comes from dying to lag spikes or bad transitions that are likely not his fault.
Decoration: 8/10
Good for a layout.
Enjoyment: 9/10
All over the place, I spent to long on it to give it a 10, but I found it super smooth and satisfying after I fixed it.
Recommendation:
If you jack off with the same hand you play GD with, go beat this level. It requires the same speed and arm movements, and it's way more fun. Actually if you jack off that much just go outside PLEASE.