Uploaded June 2024 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Much like Homelander vs. Gaston, enjoy another American Superstar bantering with an European Oddball! Esteemed actor super star Johnny Cage, serving as a personification of the Hollywood showbiz machine, lets Tommy Wiseau know where he stands in his quest towards big screen super stardom!

0:00 Dialogue 1
0:09 Dialogue 2
0:19 Dialogue 3
0:25 Dialogue 4
0:32 Outro
0:40 Outtake