Uploaded November 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
Experiment #477: Singing Christmas Toilet Paper Holder
(Rated G) The holidays are a time for kitsch, and you just can't get much more kitsch than a toilet paper holder that looks like a barber pole and plays "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" complete with farting noises, which makes it perfect for microwaving. These things get annoying fast, so the best way to shut them up is by microwaving them. If you remember two years ago I microwaved a singing cupid toy and now this is the second Halmark bit of kitsch I'm microwaving. It wasn't quite what I expected, I knew it'd light up at first and then it'd smoke like a chimney, but I honestly thought the battery would explode and blow the door off but there was instead a nice fire that made it like a Yule log, perfect for a microwave holiday special. Just to let everyone know, this is NOT the official Microwave Me Christmas Special, that will come later, but every year I do multiple Christmas items so I figured why not do the same this year. I know we just got done with Halloween and Thanksgiving isn't even here yet but I'm ooking to finish up the season before the end of November, there's only three episodes to go after this, and I promise all three that I have planned will be exciting and involve the things you subscribed for. Microwave Me is currently in its 17th season of production and is now the second longest continually running microwave show on YouTube, while being filmed in crystal clear 1080p for the best quality and as always stars Captain Microwave stars as the show's host and producer, who for this episode uses a 1976 Litton microwave.
Experiment #477: Singing Christmas Toilet Paper Holder
(Rated G) The holidays are a time for kitsch, and you just can't get much more kitsch than a toilet paper holder that looks like a barber pole and plays "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" complete with farting noises, which makes it perfect for microwaving. These things get annoying fast, so the best way to shut them up is by microwaving them. If you remember two years ago I microwaved a singing cupid toy and now this is the second Halmark bit of kitsch I'm microwaving. It wasn't quite what I expected, I knew it'd light up at first and then it'd smoke like a chimney, but I honestly thought the battery would explode and blow the door off but there was instead a nice fire that made it like a Yule log, perfect for a microwave holiday special. Just to let everyone know, this is NOT the official Microwave Me Christmas Special, that will come later, but every year I do multiple Christmas items so I figured why not do the same this year. I know we just got done with Halloween and Thanksgiving isn't even here yet but I'm ooking to finish up the season before the end of November, there's only three episodes to go after this, and I promise all three that I have planned will be exciting and involve the things you subscribed for. Microwave Me is currently in its 17th season of production and is now the second longest continually running microwave show on YouTube, while being filmed in crystal clear 1080p for the best quality and as always stars Captain Microwave stars as the show's host and producer, who for this episode uses a 1976 Litton microwave.
