Music adapted & played by Noah Fleetwood Recorded & mixed by Wayne McIntyre Video by Will Freeman
Lyrics: Polite and smart and punctual, it once was good to be. You answer’d for your actions and a woman was a she. You’d stand up for your people, if needs be even fight. But now if you uphold such values then you are far right. We’re all far right now! We’re all far right now! Peterson, Rogan, Shapiro. Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh. We worship Mussolini His portrait’s in the loft. Musk saved Twitter. Heil Hitler We’re all far right now! Oh you say you’re in the middle, A moderate individual, A Gladstonian liberal. You once laughed at Donald Trump You’re probably a fascist too. There once was a great speaker called Martin Luther King Said character’s what matters not the colour of your skin. But conduct doesn’t count now, just your identity. If you should ever question this, you’re racist obviously We’re all racist now! We’re all racist now! Off to the gallows we must go. Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh. Worse than Winston Churchill. Worse than Enoch Powell. Klu Klux Clan and Jimmy Fallon. We’re all racist now Oh, the countryside is racist. Dogs and cats are racist. Eating meat is racist. Black Lives Matters also racist. Do you know what’s also racist? You. Found out I am dyslexic. Presumed I was just thick. My son he is dyspraxic, I’d just thought he was a dick. My mother is bulimic, my mate’s got OCD. My girlfriend is bipolar. That gives me anxiety. We’re all mental now! We’re all mental now! Off to the madhouse we must go Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh Nutty as a fruitcake Demented and deranged Cuckoo, Psycho Wacko, Loco. We’re all mental now! Oh, my what is coming next? What is coming next? What is coming next? Oh my what is coming next? We’re probably all paedos too. Dirty little paedo. Hanging round the lido. In your little speedos. Far right!
Were All Far Right Now (Official Music Video)Dominic Frisby Comedy Videos2024-03-22 | Polite and smart and punctual, it once was good to be. Not any more!
Music adapted & played by Noah Fleetwood Recorded & mixed by Wayne McIntyre Video by Will Freeman
Lyrics: Polite and smart and punctual, it once was good to be. You answer’d for your actions and a woman was a she. You’d stand up for your people, if needs be even fight. But now if you uphold such values then you are far right. We’re all far right now! We’re all far right now! Peterson, Rogan, Shapiro. Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh. We worship Mussolini His portrait’s in the loft. Musk saved Twitter. Heil Hitler We’re all far right now! Oh you say you’re in the middle, A moderate individual, A Gladstonian liberal. You once laughed at Donald Trump You’re probably a fascist too. There once was a great speaker called Martin Luther King Said character’s what matters not the colour of your skin. But conduct doesn’t count now, just your identity. If you should ever question this, you’re racist obviously We’re all racist now! We’re all racist now! Off to the gallows we must go. Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh. Worse than Winston Churchill. Worse than Enoch Powell. Klu Klux Clan and Jimmy Fallon. We’re all racist now Oh, the countryside is racist. Dogs and cats are racist. Eating meat is racist. Black Lives Matters also racist. Do you know what’s also racist? You. Found out I am dyslexic. Presumed I was just thick. My son he is dyspraxic, I’d just thought he was a dick. My mother is bulimic, my mate’s got OCD. My girlfriend is bipolar. That gives me anxiety. We’re all mental now! We’re all mental now! Off to the madhouse we must go Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh Nutty as a fruitcake Demented and deranged Cuckoo, Psycho Wacko, Loco. We’re all mental now! Oh, my what is coming next? What is coming next? What is coming next? Oh my what is coming next? We’re probably all paedos too. Dirty little paedo. Hanging round the lido. In your little speedos. Far right!A Love Song in the Language of LinkedIn - Lets Synergise (Live)Dominic Frisby Comedy Videos2024-09-26 | Come and see me live. Gigs:
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Get ready for a corporate love song like no other! 🎶 Dominic Frisby takes the jargon-filled world of LinkedIn and turns it into a hilarious, jazz-infused anthem with "Let's Synergize." Whether you're a disruptive force or a key performance resource, this song will have you singing along to phrases you never thought you'd hear in a love song.
With lyrics that dive deep into the world of strategic partnerships, game-changing presentations, and leveraging assets, Dominic brings humor and wit to the corporate lingo we all know (and maybe love?). Featuring Europe's top jazz keyboardist (despite Brexit!), Chad Lelong, and the incredible Kuba Miazga on percussion, this is a performance you won't want to miss!
Key moments:
00:36: LinkedIn vibes kick in with "Oooh, you're my game changer!" 02:15: "Let's synergize, let's think blue sky" – The anthem for team collaboration. 03:47: Shoutout to Chad Lelong, the jazz GOAT from Basildon! 🎹 🔔 Subscribe to the channel for more comedy songs and sharp-witted commentary from Dominic Frisby. And if you're ready to "touch base offline," hit the like button and share this with your network!
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In this satirical take on UK politics, Dominic Frisby explores the shortcomings of the Labour Party, suggesting they are even worse than the Conservatives, if such a thing were possible.
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#labour #tories #KeirStarmer #DominicFrisby #PoliticalSatire #ComedySong #UKPoliticsMaybe Starmers Worse Than We All Feared ... #starmer #satire #funnyDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2024-09-02 | Come and see me live: tinyurl.com/yvff7fvx Subscribe to my comedy newsletter: https://www.frisbys.news/
AI says: In this satirical take on UK politics, Dominic Frisby explores the leadership of Keir Starmer with humour and sharp lyrics. Dubbed "Captain Flip Flop," Starmer is portrayed as a technocratic panderer, a globalist pawn, and a poor man’s Tony Blair. The song touches on the perceived blandness of his leadership, his policies, and his approach to governance.
Watch the full video and decide for yourself—Is Starmer really worse than we all feared?
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#KeirStarmer #DominicFrisby #PoliticalSatire #ComedySong #UKPoliticsCodswallop! The Anthem That Could Have BeenDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2024-06-25 | Come and see me live: tinyurl.com/yvff7fvx
We wrote Codswallop! to be the Reform Party Anthem, but then Nigel and team decided they wanted to use Eminem instead - can’t think why ;)
We thought was a cracking song - proper Tubthumping vibes - so we made a vid anyway, which we shot in at the end of my road and in my kitchen with some green paper stuck on the wall.
But it is not a comic song per se. It was written to promote Reform. So please bear its intended purpose in mind before you judge.
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Lyrics: This election was so boring All the usual guff Iffy Rishi. Dreary Kier. Oh, I had enough
Codswallop! You know that nothing’s going to change Codswallop! They must think we’re all deranged Codswallop! Lied to just again and again Codswallop!
Codswallop! Two pawns of globalist mind Codswallop! Continuity defined Codswallop! Two cheeks of the same behind Codswallop
They say they’ll Fix housing And fix inflation Fix climate change Fix immigration Fix the NHS And fix taxation Fix welfare Fix the nation
Codswallop! They’ll only give us more of the same Codswallop! Gotta go through this again? Codswallop! Every single thing they claim Codswallop!
Keir Starmer has pledged £28 billion to create a green prosperity fund. Rishi Sunak is definitely going to fly planes to Rwanda. Yada yada yada yada.
Codswallop! Is there any end to this? Codswallop! Someone put an end to this Codswallop! Falling into the abyss Codswallop!
Nigel Farage has announced that he will be contesting the seat of Clacton-on-Sea. What?
Wallop! He’s back with his grin. Wallop! They thought they’d got rid of him. Wallop! He’s going make such a din. Wallop!
With a ciggy and a pint of
Wallop! His speeches gonna make them weep Wallop! Some accountability Wallop! What a pain he’s going to be!
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Directed by Will Freeman with music recorded, mixed and played by Wayne McIntyre
LYRICS: Starmer said he’s going nationalise the trains Now he isn’t going to nationalise the trains The water, mail or energyHe dropped that rather cleverly That is no longer part of the campaign
He will spend 28 billion Green prosperity for millions No he won’t he’s going to think on that again
He’s going to abolish tuition fees No he isn’t cos of the economy He will always wear the poppy No he shouldn’t wear a poppy Will you just ignore these u-turns if you please
He just wants to gets elected Without saying what’s affected He has so many people to appease
Women can have penises, Yes they can, not they can’t, yes they, not they can’t Women can have penises, Yes they can, not they can’t, yes they, not they can’t
He tried to Rayner to shut her gob On second thoughts he gave her lots of jobs He’s very very working class His upbringing was middle class He’s oh so clear and yes thingamabob
As leader of the CPS He let off Saville what a mess Never mind he did a splendid job
Yes, Corbyn was a colleague and a friend Whose career in Labour he brought to an end Yes, he fired Diane Abbot And re-hired Diane Abbot And now he’s going to think on that again
His name is Keir Starmer And he is white Obama Well, maybe not let’s think on that again
He’s standing up for common sense Kneeling down, standing up, kneeling down, standing up. He’s standing up for common sense Kneeling down, standing up, kneeling down, standing up
Israel can defend itself, Yes, it can, no it can’t, yes it can, no it can’t Rejoin the EU Yes we will, no we won’t, yes we will, no we won’t
We will, we won’t We can. we can’t Captain Flip-Flop!Who Is Sunak? What is Rishi? #zeroseatsDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2024-06-13 | #zeroseats
Who is Starmer? What is Keir? For all the Schubert fans in the house ...
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Directed by Will Freeman with music recorded, mixed and played by Wayne McIntyre
LYRICS: Who is Sunak? What is Rishi? He is the Prime Minister What’s he stand for? What does he believe in? I should have said prime miniature Bland as bluetack, what is the point of Rishi Sunak? Teeny, incy, wincy Rishi.
Who is Starmer? What is Keir? He will be Prime Minister What’s he stand for? Part from his career. He looks like cornstarch thickener Drab and drear. What’s the point of our Keir? Like soft margarine or flat beer.
Give me Javier, Javier Millei Or give me Margaret Thatcher Ronald Reagen, Gladstone or Disraeli Someone with some stature. Thank goodness for Nigel, he has given it some vitals Tory wipeout coming atchaDominic Frisby Stand-Up: Bitcoin Is Money Backed By SmugnessDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2024-05-30 | Join the mailing list: https://www.frisbys.news/App Man is back with a new app called DemocracyDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2024-04-19 | Join the mailing list: https://www.frisbys.news/If You Were Prime Minister For A DayDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2024-04-10 | Join my elite mailing list: https://www.frisbys.news/
Prime Minister for a Day
People go into politics Because they want to change the world People talk so much politics Because they want to change to world
But few of us ever get the chance. No matter what we say We won’t be the one who makes the rules But what if you were Prime Minister for a day?
What laws would you make? Or better repeal? What rules and what regulations? What snakes muckrake? What dreams make real? What changes to the nation?
Imagine the things that you would do Imagine the things you would say To make the world a better place If you were PM for a day.
You’d do something bold, if given the chance You know at least you’d do that So I’d like to know, cos you had the chance Just what did you do, Rishi Sunak?Maybe Angela Rayner Dodged Her TaxDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2024-04-08 | Join my elite mailing list: https://www.frisbys.news/Far Right #comedy #parody #song #musicDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2024-03-24 | Polite and smart and punctual, it once was good to be. Not any more!
This one is sure to end my career (if it isn’t already over). I hope you enjoy it.
I can't tell you how much belief I have in these songs, which is why I persist with with them and what to grow them into something bigger. Thank you for your support!
Music adapted & played by Noah Fleetwood Recorded & mixed by Wayne McIntyre Video by Will Freeman
Lyrics: Polite and smart and punctual, it once was good to be. You answer’d for your actions and a woman was a she. You’d stand up for your people, if needs be even fight. But now if you uphold such values then you are far right. We’re all far right now! We’re all far right now! Peterson, Rogan, Shapiro. Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh. We worship Mussolini His portrait’s in the loft. Musk saved Twitter. Heil Hitler We’re all far right now! Oh you say you’re in the middle, A moderate individual, A Gladstonian liberal. You once laughed at Donald Trump You’re probably a fascist too. There once was a great speaker called Martin Luther King Said character’s what matters not the colour of your skin. But conduct doesn’t count now, just your identity. If you should ever question this, you’re racist obviously We’re all racist now! We’re all racist now! Off to the gallows we must go. Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh. Worse than Winston Churchill. Worse than Enoch Powell. Klu Klux Clan and Jimmy Fallon. We’re all racist now Oh, the countryside is racist. Dogs and cats are racist. Eating meat is racist. Black Lives Matters also racist. Do you know what’s also racist? You. Found out I am dyslexic. Presumed I was just thick. My son he is dyspraxic, I’d just thought he was a dick. My mother is bulimic, my mate’s got OCD. My girlfriend is bipolar. That gives me anxiety. We’re all mental now! We’re all mental now! Off to the madhouse we must go Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh Nutty as a fruitcake Demented and deranged Cuckoo, Psycho Wacko, Loco. We’re all mental now! Oh, my what is coming next? What is coming next? What is coming next? Oh my what is coming next? We’re probably all paedos too. Dirty little paedo. Hanging round the lido. In your little speedos. Far right!Lets Synergise: An Office RomanceDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2024-03-14 | I've been feeling synergistic Since connecting on LinkedIn ...
Music is by Noah Fleetwood, sung by Louise Cookman, recorded and mastered by Wayne McIntyre. Video is directed and edited by Alex McCarron (with some help from Archie Wilkinson) and features Diane Spencer, being brilliant.
Lyrics: I’ve been feeling synergistic Since connecting on LinkedIn. You’re my new strategic partner And together we can win. Ooh, you are my game changer You’re my disruptive force. We’ll explore all the moving parts You are my key performance resource.
Let’s synergise. Let’s think blue sky. Let’s harmonise. I’m so incentivised. I’ve got a list of actionable items Let’s up the periscope. I’m going to push the envelope. Push, push, push the envelope. Push, push, push the envelope.
When I saw your presentation I wanted connectivity. I wanted team collaboration And some hard sweat equity. To pluck the low hanging fruit, Take a helicopter view. To leverage your assets, Extract the max with you.
Let’s synergise. Let’s do a deep dive. Let’s maximise And monetise. I’m going to open the kimono Our focus is aligned. Do you wanna touch base off line? Touch, touch, touch, touch touch base off Touch base offline.
Work hard, play hard Productivity. Action, traction Criticality. Boot strap, roll back Knowledge density. Our passion is sustainable Emailable and scalable.
I’ve got a 24 carat feeling. Can you feel the synergy? Let’s circle back together This is three sixty degrees. We're a winning combination A partnership, a brand. And we’re taking the world With our actionable plan.
We’ve synergised. We’ve touched blue sky. We’ve harmonised. We’ve done a deep dive. I have leveraged your assets. You reached out and took the plunge. Now it’s time to squeeze the sponge. Squeeze the sponge. Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze the sponge
You’re my visionary leader. You’re my loyal follower . I’ve deployed all my resources. You’ve completed the transfer. I’m a fast-paced corporate mover. But now you have downsized. And the minutes of this meeting Show we synergised. We really harmonised. I feel so optimised. And oooh.I Want To Be In the IlluminatiDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2024-02-28 | Just like Madonna and Will Smith.
Shot in the mountains of Palm Springs, California by MM (who wants to remain anonymous, can’t think why … Why is it so many people want to make music videos with me, but almost all of them want to remain anonymous?) This song makes me smile a lot. Hopefully, it will you too.
Wonderful music composed and played by the superlative Noah Fleetwood, lyrics by yours Dominic Frisby, recorded and mixed by never-fails-to-deliver Wayne McIntyre. Video edited by Goat goatnoisephotography.com
Lyrics: I dream of a better future for Me and my family. Though mainly me. I’ll scheme with the rich and powerful. Life would be so easy.
I wanna to be in the illuminati. How do you get into the club? I want an invite to an Epstein party Bet it’s even better than the pub.
I want to formulate the new world order And join the nought point one percent. I really want to be a duke or lord or Baron in a one world government.
They’re known to be prone to pedophilia. Their symbol’s a triangle with an eye. And with Satan they’re familiar 13 pure bloodlines. Yikes, how they like to harvest adrenalin And inject the blood of juveniles It is rumoured they are aliens Some form of reptile.
Blessed, such success, is I guess why that some think they’re wizards But no, that’s not so, don’t you know they are shape-shifting lizards?
I’ll sell my soul to the illuminati. For lots of glory, wealth and fame. To be a Rothschild, a Du Pont, a Barclay, I’ll do anything I have no shame.
How do you get in the illuminati? Be like Madonna and Will Smith Barack Obama, Angelina Jolie? I applied and they replied, “as if”.
I want to stop you all from reproducing. Impose population control. I’ll claim that human numbers need reducing, So Bill Gates can vaccinate the prols.
I want to be in the same gang as Beyonce. With secret codes and hieroglyphs. I want go to Davos with the nonces. Sacrifice some babies with Sam Smith.
I want to operate the banking system, Own all the assets and the land. I want to snigger while the plebs eat insects. Be in the Bilderberg Group And Hang out with former Nazis. Worship the Prince of Darkness. Control the Tory Party. Write songs with Paul McCartney. Be an illuminati man.I Wanna Be In The Illuminati - Coming Soon #shortsDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2024-02-22 | Coming soon to @DominicFrisby
Shot in the mountains of Palm Springs, California by M (who wants to remain anonymous, can’t think why … Why is it so many people want to make music videos with me, but almost all of them want to remain anonymous?) This song makes me smile a lot. Hopefully, it will you too.
Wonderful music composed and played by the superlative Noah Fleetwood, lyrics by yours Dominic Frisby, recorded and mixed by never-fails-to-deliver Wayne McIntyre. Video edited by Goat goatnoisephotography.com
With Chad Lelong on keyboards. Music by Noah Fleetwood.
Comedy Unleashed comedyunleashed.co.uk Video shot and edited by John Kye johnkyevideoguy.comSecretly In Love with Nigel Farage - Live with the Gilets Jaunes at Comedy UnleashedDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2023-12-09 | Got this one out of the attic, given that he's trending.
Credits: Written and performed by Dominic Frisby. With music composed by Noah Fleetwood The Gilets Jaunes are Chad Lelong on keyboard, Goat on bass and Simon Peter King on drums Audio mixed and recorded by Wayne McIntyre Live at Comedy Unleashed: comedyunleashed.co.ukDominic Frisby: Its All True - A Song About Conspiracy TheoriesDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2023-12-06 | Come see me live: tinyurl.com/yvff7fvx Subscribe to my newsletter: https://www.frisbys.news/ Buy gold: tinyurl.com/4cre2kxb Buy the album here: tinyurl.com/mw49dsfp
Credits: Written and performed by Dominic Frisby. With music composed and all instruments played by Noah Fleetwood Video by Goat goatnoisephotography.com Audio mixed and recorded by Wayne McIntyre Video shot at Red Creative redcreativefilm.co.uk With special thanks to Andy Demetriou
Lyrics: Elvis is alive So is Lady Di George Bush Snr murdered JFK Biden’s a paedophile King Charles is a reptile, As for the moon landings they are fake Chem trails in the sky Michelle Obama is a guy Greta Thunberg travels time and space It’s all true. It’s all true. I wouldn’t lie to you. It’s all true.
Trudeau’s Castro’s boy The Clintons are both droids The CIA made AIDS to please the Mob. Jay Z’s a satanist Finland does not exist 9-11 was an inside job. By alien consent We will have one-world government Lizards run the world via Klaus Schwab. It’s all planned. It’s all planned. I heard it all first hand. It’s all planned.
Covid was leaked Your phone tracks your speech They’re using the climate to steal your wealth There are Russian spies WMDs were a lie Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself
Lots of it is true Oh, what do you do? Who do you believe of whom beware Leaders often lie We want a reason why Is it cock-up? Was it planned somewhere? We long for certainty Even conspiracy Chaos is a thought too much to bear. My good man, understand. Some of it is random. Some is plannedDominic Frisby: Programmable MoneyDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2023-10-09 | Come see me live: tinyurl.com/yvff7fvx Subscribe to my newsletter: https://www.frisbys.news/ Buy gold: tinyurl.com/4cre2kxb Buy the album here: tinyurl.com/mw49dsfp
Thought-provoking, dystopian visual masterpiece of a music video: CBDCs, surveillance, and resistance.
Credits: Written and performed by Dominic Frisby. With music by Noah Fleetwood Video by Goat goatnoisephotography.com Featuring: Dominic Frisby, Brandon McGuinness and, as the robots, Samantha Shuma, Ronke Olagunju and Bree Smith. Choreography by Bree Smith DoP John Kye johnkyevideoguy.com Audio mixed and recorded by Wayne McIntyre Make-up by Gabriela Heath. Vocals Lynda Hayes. Video shot at Red Creative redcreativefilm.co.uk With special thanks to Andy Demetriou and Terry McGuiness
Lyrics:
C - B - D - C C - B - D - C Programmable money. Programmable money.
We’ll monitor every purchase you make, Every transaction or decision you take. If you’re not doing wrong, what is there to hide? How you spend money is for us to decide.
Your social credit rating, how do you score? If you’re compliant you will get your reward. You may only own what we deem you can own. If you don’t register we’ll block your phone.
Wait! You’ll be late for the expiry date. The State has mandated you money terminates So spend speculate before it’s confiscated This is what we’re going to orchestrate No more saving
Programmable money. Programmable money. C - B - D - C. C - B - D - C.
Your money’s now a tool of policy. You will be living in a smart city. You may only travel in a limited range. Energy and meat rations cos climate change.
We’ll take your dough if we think it’s owed. No matter if you do not think it’s so. Taxes and fines fares fees of all kinds . All embedded in th.e lines of code. Hail Big Brother
Programmable money. Programmable money. C - B - D - C. C - B - D - C.
Tears of the sun, fallen from heaven. Empires fall. Radiant droplets everlasting.
We will implant you with a microchip, AI and other forms of censorship. We will decide what is good for you. Total control there’s nothing you can do. Bitcoin fixes this.Dominic Frisby: Social Justice WarriorDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2023-07-09 | He loathes the patriarchy. He worships on the left. Despises right-wing bigots. He protects the NHS. He’s screaming at his enemies on the internet. He’s a social justice warrior.
Music by Noah Fleetwood. Video by Goat. goatnoisephotography.com Sound recorded and mixed by Wayne McIntyre. Video shot at red Creative. redcreativefilm.co.uk Thanks to Andy Demetriou.Howard Brown - What Happened?Dominic Frisby Comedy Videos2023-01-26 | The nation's favourite bank clerk, Howard Brown of Halifax ad fame, has made a protest song.
“I’m not outspoken, but I feel I must speak out,” he says. “Everybody’s so angry.”
Written and produced by Dominic Frisby (dominicfrisby.com) Music by Noah Fleetwood. Video directed by Dominic Frisby and Will Thomas Freeman. Edited by Will Thomas Freeman. With ... Howard Brown, Leo Kearse, Annabel Chater, Bree Smith, Ronke Olagunju, Tom Bowen and Vince Williams. Choreography by Bree Smith. Backing vocals by Beverley Skeete and Aideen McQueen. Song recorded, mixed and mastered by Wayne McIntyre.
1st AD ... Nathan Caselton 3rd AD ... Zak Morgan Hair and make-up ... Izzy Wallis
Lyrics (by Dominic Frisby) You know: I was brought up to believe that the customer is always right. That a business is there to serve a customer, to improve their situation.
And if the business does that well, it gets rewarded with more customers. It didn’t started lecturing people about politics and stuff
Society’s got so angry. People are frightened
What happened? Is it cos we’re on the internet all day? What happened? Feels like we have badly gone astray. What happened? Is there anyone who knows? And my glasses are still slipping down my nose.
I’m not outspoken, but I feel I must speak out. Speak out. I need to know what all this madness is about. Out out. Where did it come from? Oh, it makes me want to shout.
What happened? Maybe it’s the music that we play. What happened? Is there a new pronoun every day? What happened? Why is it, do you suppose? And my glasses are still slipping down my nose.
Why do you hector me? With your identity. This wretched ESG. And fake diversity. I’m not your enemy.
What happened? Everybody’s scared of being attacked. Attack, attack, attack! What happened? Suddenly opinions are now facts. Fact, fact, fact. What happened? Seems we are descending to new lows. My glasses are still slipping down my nose.
Some things never change My glasses are still slipping down me nose Hope they don’t make that illegal I said, my glasses are still slipping down my nose What happened? Don’t want to get cancelled My glasses are still slipping, slipping, slipping, slipping, slipping down my nose. What happened? Right, then. See you later. My glasses are still slipping down my nose. Are you free for lunch? Are you paying? My glasses are still slipping down my nose.Show Me the Way to Ancapistan!Dominic Frisby Comedy Videos2023-01-08 | I need to get there quick as I can.
Credits: Written and performed by …. Dominic Frisby Music composed and played by …. Noah Fleetwood Video directed by … Will Thomas Freeman Music recorded, edited and mastered by …. Wayne McIntyre With … Diane Spencer, Trevor Lock, David Whitney, Billy Rayner and Mattia Mazzoli GFX by … Mattia Mazzoli Singer … Alice Bell Shot at … The Fentiman Arms in Stockwell.
Lyrics: I’m pissed off with my country and of what it has become. I’m done I cannot take it any more. I’ve heard of somewhere better With no government at all, Just anarchy, free trade and Natural Law. Oh! Show me the way to Ancapistan. I need to get there quick as I can. I’ve got a feeling I’ll be a fan. I want to go to Ancapistan.
Show me the way to Ancapistan. Truth, love and freedom strawberry flan. No one gives orders in Ancapistan, Except mum and dad and sometimes your nan
The time has come for us to make a stand With our anarchocapitalist clan. Together let us stick it to the man.
No income tax, no bureaucrat plans, No war or inflation and nothing that’s bland. No passports, no cronies, no government waste, No borders, no orders, no money debased. Anarchy, peace and freedom come first. No gods and no masters and nothing co-erced.
Who builds the roads in Ancapistan? Who runs the trains? I don’t understand. What about healthcare? Tell me the plan. Markets provide in Ancapistan.
How do we get to Ancapistan? It lies along the Yellow Brick Road. Narnia to the east, Atlantis to the west. The path is lit by bitcoin nodes.
Breasts are much bigger in Ancapistan. Your penis will grow in Ancapistan. No hair loss problems in Ancapitan. Ancapistan is our promised land.
I do not want to have a fight, I don’t want culture wars. I just want to get on with my own stuff. Respectfully and peacefully, Will you leave me alone? The West is done. I think I’ve had enough. Oh!
Show me the way Ancapistan. Guide me to freedom, Invisible Hand. There are no statists. Life there is so grand. We own ourselves in Ancapistan.Unacceptable ViewsDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2022-11-14 | Some days I read the paper, Watch news on the TV I spend time on the internet But everything I see Only leaves me ...
Written and performed by Dominic Frisby. Music by Noah Fleetwood. Video by Goat and John Kye. Mixed by Wayne McIntyre.Please Dont Cancel MeDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2022-09-29 | Just because we don't agree ...
Written and performed by Dominic Frisby. Music by Noah Fleetwood. Video by Goat. Mixed by Wayne McIntyre.
Written and performed by Dominic Frisby Directed by Will Thomas Freeman Music by Noah Fleetwood Audio mixed by Wayne McIntyre Production Assistant: Mattia Mazzoli
Live in London for the Free Speech Union and Comedy Unleashed
With Chad Lelong on keyboard, Goat on bass and Kuba Miazga on drums
dominicfrisby.com freespeechunion.org comedyunleashed.co.uk Written by Dominic Frisby and Noah Fleetwood Mixed by Wayne McIntyre Shot by Paul RodriguezGammon and Proud - Dominic Frisby and the Gilets Jaunes LIVEDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2022-08-13 | Dominic Frisby and the Gilets Jaunes with the live debut of Bohemian Rhapsody for pigs, "Gammon and Proud"
Live in London for the Free Speech Union and Comedy Unleashed
With Chad Lelong on keyboard, Goat on bass and Kuba Miazga on drums
Video by Goat - goatnoisephotography.com Written and performed by Dominic Frisby Music by Goat Chords by Noah Fleetwood
Featuring Zara du Rose as the Evil Queen plus Stephen Adams Jessica Simmons Sarah Hughes Wisdom Penfold Eva Von Mitzka Joseph Simpson-Bushel Brian Damage Vicky de Lacy
Produced by Susan Murray Audio mixed by Wayne McIntyre Filmed at redcreativefilm.co.uk Singers Lynda Hayes & Fraser Jowle
Written and performed by Dominic Frisby with music by Noah Fleetwood. Filmed and edited by Will Thomas Freeman Produced by Susan Murray
With Steve N Allen, Tim Clark, Brian Damage, Darius Davies, Vicky De Lacy, Leo Kearse, Vicky Kember, Susan Murray, Danny Posthill, Lewis Schaffer. Audio mixed by Wayne McIntyre
Thanks to Tedfold Cottage Farm, The Rose & Crown, WalthamstowF*#k The Government - The Ancap CalypsoDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2021-07-13 | Now that's a protest song. Eat your heart out Stormzy. If this isn't next year's Eurovision entry, we know for sure the game is rigged. CDs dominicfrisby.com/flogging-merchandise Words by DF, music by Noah Fleetwood. Video by Goat (goatnoisephotography.com/). Dancers Rachel Koprowski-Pople and Veselina Panayotova. Audio mixed by Wayne McIntyre. With thanks to Motonori Kan (Wonduk Han).FOMODominic Frisby Comedy Videos2021-06-19 | Ooh! Bitcoin is going up quick run! Buy. There’s a really good party but you’re NFI. You want your ex back and you don’t know why. It’s cos she’s posting pics with another guy.
Written and performed by Dominic Frisby with music by Noah Fleetwood. Directed by Alex McCarron. AD Greg Kuenzig. Audio mixed by Wayne McIntyre. Video produced by Susan Murray Also featuring: Danny Ward, John Fothergill, Tim Clark, Brian Damage and Krysstal, David Harry, Charmian Hughes, Gerry Kai, Pam Ford, Dana Alexander, Leo Kearse, Sophia McGuigan, Tadiwa Mulalaunge, Susan Murray, Paul Savage, Lewis Shaffer, Eliza Frisby, Francesca Lloyd, Frankie Wight, Simon Rix, Mark Rann, Greg Kuenzig, Miss Mo Real, Trevor Lock, Mark TyrellLibertarian National AnthemDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2021-03-27 | Please join my mailing list: https://www.frisbys.news/
Arise libertarians, above totalitarians Our guide is the mighty Invisible Hand.
Written and performed by Dominic Frisby, with music by Alexander Alexandrov. Video by Goat - goatnoisephotography.com Singers: Ian Virgo, Hugh Bennett, Lynn Chambers, Aideen McQueen, Sophie Taylor, Jess Whittaker and, as always, anon. Orchestra: Wayne McIntyre. Audio mixed by Wayne McIntrye, Dan Lambert & Kyle Rolph Filmed at redcreativefilm.co.uk
Many thanks to all those who appeared in the video. If you sent a video and were not included, my sincere apologies. The reason this has taken so long is in part due to having had to change editor halfway through and the previous editor lost a lot of the videos (including one featuring my daughter). If yours was one of those, I can only apologize.
Finally, many thanks also to those who helped fund it:
Craig Strachan, Motonori Kan (Wonduk Han), Julian Harding, Stephen Harker, Amanda Geyman, Peter Burke, Jim Mellon, William Reid, T Skottowe, Richard Calhoun, Andrew Willshire, Steve Poulton, Ian Paterson, David Sumner, Colin Esler, Louis Puente, Michael Parsons, DS Redrup, DI Chapman, J King, Ian Watson, Stephen McNamara, Marcus Bone, Ryan Draycott, Philip Hunt, Martin Fenge, Graham Rowan, D Black, Torsten Hoffmann, Craig Money, Simon Gruffydd Foster, Leo Earle, Taxpayer, Joseph A Heaton, Chris Boughton, Charles Morris, Damien Phillips, Colin Peters, Lee Trevelyan Thomas, Julian Harding, Dave Brockless, Christine Doppelt, Todd Kodo, Lawrence Flowers, Andy Sindle, Marco De-Barros, Louise Grant, Tim Hill, Jonathan Miller, Rob Fisher, Stuart Montgomery, Andrew Smith, Douglas Fenning, Michael Swadling, eaeide, Mark Hodson, Keith Hawker, Douglas Unwin, Paul Carlin, Charles Leighton, Peter Mainwaring, Alan Osband, Tin Foil Hat, David Hughes, P J Rose, Gordon Johnston, Pete Williams, Chris Bunker, E J, Jacqueline Conning, Frank Wilman, Peter Purdie, Stephen Robert Holmes, Charles Brewer, Ashley Smyth, Jeremy Thomas, Ashley Smyth, Paul Scargill, Julian Pozzi, Gale Goddard, A J Gobbi, Brett Trevalyan, Ian Grenville Hirst, Richard Leader, Bryan Foster, wheelerdealersam, Alan Tonkin, Louis Lavery, Matt Groves, Antony John Ward, James Alva Haye, Chris Ogden, James Leech, Gareth Seward, Adrian Smith, sparkz42, Ken Rollings, Mark Lancaster, Tim Price, Nigel Gittoes, Ian David Barker, MclemanDominic Frisby: Oh, Bollocks.Dominic Frisby Comedy Videos2021-02-18 | In times of strife and drama when troubles come to men The Indians have karma, the Chinese have their zen The Greeks believed in destiny to keep them firm and strong The English we have just one word when things go wrong
Written and performed by Dominic Frisby Directed by Mark Jackson jacksonfilm.co.uk Music composed and performed by Noah Fleetwood Mixed by Wayne McIntyre Oren Marshall on tuba Special thanks thanks to Andy Demetriou redcreativeimage.comBut you cant buy it in the shops ...Dominic Frisby Comedy Videos2020-12-22 | Anthems ad in the style of the old K-Tel and Ronco ads ...
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Written and performed by Dominic Frisby, with music by Noah Fleetwood. Featuring various other comics who mostly go by the name anon, except for John Fothergill (Mate 2) and Lewis Schaffer (Barry). Audio mixed by Wayne McIntyre.I am a moderately successful voiceover artistDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2020-08-03 | And if you're persuaded by what you just heard, here's a link to my agent - anothertongue.com/artist/dominic-frisbyChicken Song aka The Zen of the HenDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2020-07-17 | Get a signed CD - dominicfrisby.com/flogging-merchandise
When something's pissing you right off And it's left you vexed and blue Look to our friend the chicken She'll show you what to do.
Written by ad featuring Dominic Frisby Directed by Goat Music by, as always by anon Music and recorded by Wayne McIntyre Keyboards by Chad Lelong With thanks to Angelique Arnold and Sarah Chatten at Westwood Farm.The Sexiest Accent In The WorldDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2020-06-26 | Written and performed by Dominic Frisby Get a signed CD - dominicfrisby.com/flogging-merchandise
Edited and directed by Alex McCarron Music by anon With Aideen McQueen and Janine French Audio mixed by Wayne McIntyre With many thanks Liam and the Halligan familyThe National Anthem of Libertaria - lyrics only. Libertarian AnthemDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2020-06-17 | Written and performed by Dominic Frisby
Arise libertarians! Above totalitarians. Our guide is the mighty Invisible Hand. Reject state controllers Collectors, patrollers Our choices are better than government plans.
Singers: Ian Virgo, Hugh Bennett, Lynn Chambers, Aideen McQueen, Sophie Taylor, Jess Whittaker and, as always, anon. Orchestra: Wayne McIntyre. Audio mixed by Dan Lambert & Kyle Rolph Music by Alexander Alexandrov
For your help crowdfunding these videos, I thank: Craig Strachan, Motonori Kan (Wonduk Han), Julian Harding, Stephen Harker, Amanda Geyman, Peter Burke, Jim Mellon, William Reid, T Skottowe, Richard Calhoun, Andrew Willshire, Steve Poulton, Ian Paterson, David Sumner, Colin Esler, Louis Puente, Michael Parsons, DS Redrup, DI Chapman, J King, Ian Watson, Stephen McNamara, Marcus Bone, Ryan Draycott, Philip Hunt, Martin Fenge, Graham Rowan, D Black, Torsten Hoffmann, Craig Money, Simon Gruffydd Foster, Leo Earle, Taxpayer, Joseph A Heaton, Chris Boughton, Charles Morris, Damien Phillips, Colin Peters, Lee Trevelyan Thomas, Julian Harding, Dave Brockless, Christine Doppelt, Todd Kodo, Lawrence Flowers, Andy Sindle, Marco De-Barros, Louise Grant, Tim Hill, Jonathan Miller, Rob Fisher, Stuart Montgomery, Andrew Smith, Douglas Fenning, Michael Swadling, eaeide, Mark Hodson, Keith Hawker, Douglas Unwin, Paul Carlin, Charles Leighton, Peter Mainwaring, Alan Osband, Tin Foil Hat, David Hughes, P J Rose, Gordon Johnston, Pete Williams, Chris Bunker, E J, Jacqueline Conning, Frank Wilman, Peter Purdie, Stephen Robert Holmes, Charles Brewer, Ashley Smyth, Jeremy Thomas, Ashley Smyth, Paul Scargill, Julian Pozzi, Gale Goddard, A J Gobbi, Brett Trevalyan, Ian Grenville Hirst, Richard Leader, Bryan Foster, wheelerdealersam, Alan Tonkin, Louis Lavery, Matt Groves, Antony John Ward, James Alva Haye, Chris Ogden, James Leech, Gareth Seward, Adrian Smith, sparkz42, Ken Rollings, Mark Lancaster, Tim Price, Nigel Gittoes, Ian David Barker, MclemanI Am A White Man And Im SorryDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2020-06-12 | Cos everything is all my fault Come see me live: tinyurl.com/yvff7fvx Subscribe to my newsletter: https://www.frisbys.news/ Buy gold: tinyurl.com/4cre2kxb Buy the album here: tinyurl.com/mw49dsfp
Music by anon Directed by anon Backing vocals anon Female droid played by anon (A lot people wanted to remain anon) Audio mixed by Wayne McIntyreBowel Movement in A MinorDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2020-06-05 | Life isn’t all bad. In fact, there’s one small thing we do, every day, all of us, and there’s no feeling better …
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For your help crowdfunding these videos, I thank: Craig Strachan, Motonori Kan (Wonduk Han), Julian Harding, Stephen Harker, Amanda Geyman, Peter Burke, Jim Mellon, William Reid, T Skottowe, Richard Calhoun, Andrew Willshire, Steve Poulton, Ian Paterson, David Sumner, Colin Esler, Louis Puente, Michael Parsons, DS Redrup, DI Chapman, J King, Ian Watson, Stephen McNamara, Marcus Bone, Ryan Draycott, Philip Hunt, Martin Fenge, Graham Rowan, D Black, Torsten Hoffmann, Craig Money, Simon Gruffydd Foster, Leo Earle, Taxpayer, Joseph A Heaton, Chris Boughton, Charles Morris, Damien Phillips, Colin Peters, Lee Trevelyan Thomas, Julian Harding, Dave Brockless, Christine Doppelt, Todd Kodo, Lawrence Flowers, Andy Sindle, Marco De-Barros, Louise Grant, Tim Hill, Jonathan Miller, Rob Fisher, Stuart Montgomery, Andrew Smith, Douglas Fenning, Michael Swadling, eaeide, Mark Hodson, Keith Hawker, Douglas Unwin, Paul Carlin, Charles Leighton, Peter Mainwaring, Alan Osband, Tin Foil Hat, David Hughes, P J Rose, Gordon Johnston, Pete Williams, Chris Bunker, E J, Jacqueline Conning, Frank Wilman, Peter Purdie, Stephen Robert Holmes, Charles Brewer, Ashley Smyth, Jeremy Thomas, Ashley Smyth, Paul Scargill, Julian Pozzi, Gale Goddard, A J Gobbi, Brett Trevalyan, Ian Grenville Hirst, Richard Leader, Bryan Foster, wheelerdealersam, Alan Tonkin, Louis Lavery, Matt Groves, Antony John Ward, James Alva Haye, Chris Ogden, James Leech, Gareth Seward, Adrian Smith, sparkz42, Ken Rollings, Mark Lancaster, Tim Price, Nigel Gittoes, Ian David Barker, MclemanDominic Frisby: Crony Capitalism Will Not Be ToleratedDominic Frisby Comedy Videos2020-05-31 | People think we live in a capitalist society and that capitalism has gone wrong. We don't live in a capitalist society. We live in a crony capitalist society ...
Get a signed CD - dominicfrisby.com/news/anthems-for-the-excommunicated Written and performed by Dominic Frisby Directed by Alex McCarron and Goat Edited by Goat Keyboards Chad Lelong Drums, bass and guitar Anon Audio mixed by Wayne McIntyre With Aideen McQueen Corey Lee-Koo Thanks to Chris Snowden h/t Gil Scott Herron
For your help crowdfunding these videos, I thank: Craig Strachan, Motonori Kan (Wonduk Han), Julian Harding, Stephen Harker, Amanda Geyman, Peter Burke, Jim Mellon, William Reid, T Skottowe, Richard Calhoun, Andrew Willshire, Steve Poulton, Ian Paterson, David Sumner, Colin Esler, Louis Puente, Michael Parsons, DS Redrup, DI Chapman, J King, Ian Watson, Stephen McNamara, Marcus Bone, Ryan Draycott, Philip Hunt, Martin Fenge, Graham Rowan, D Black, Torsten Hoffmann, Craig Money, Simon Gruffydd Foster, Leo Earle, Taxpayer, Joseph A Heaton, Chris Boughton, Charles Morris, Damien Phillips, Colin Peters, Lee Trevelyan Thomas, Julian Harding, Dave Brockless, Christine Doppelt, Todd Kodo, Lawrence Flowers, Andy Sindle, Marco De-Barros, Louise Grant, Tim Hill, Jonathan Miller, Rob Fisher, Stuart Montgomery, Andrew Smith, Douglas Fenning, Michael Swadling, eaeide, Mark Hodson, Keith Hawker, Douglas Unwin, Paul Carlin, Charles Leighton, Peter Mainwaring, Alan Osband, Tin Foil Hat, David Hughes, P J Rose, Gordon Johnston, Pete Williams, Chris Bunker, E J, Jacqueline Conning, Frank Wilman, Peter Purdie, Stephen Robert Holmes, Charles Brewer, Ashley Smyth, Jeremy Thomas, Ashley Smyth, Paul Scargill, Julian Pozzi, Gale Goddard, A J Gobbi, Brett Trevalyan, Ian Grenville Hirst, Richard Leader, Bryan Foster, wheelerdealersam, Alan Tonkin, Louis Lavery, Matt Groves, Antony John Ward, James Alva Haye, Chris Ogden, James Leech, Gareth Seward, Adrian Smith, sparkz42, Ken Rollings, Mark Lancaster, Tim Price, Nigel Gittoes, Ian David Barker, MclemanMaybe song - Corona edition (live)Dominic Frisby Comedy Videos2020-05-10 | The first and only outing for this verse of the song, recorded (rather prophetically, I think) at Comedy Unleashed on March 10, 2020, when live comedy still existed.