Ingredients- A shit ton of dried bread (A full loafs worth) Salt & pepper, sage, thyme, garlic, rosemary to taste (bitches love spices) 1/4 cup chopped celery 1/2 cup chopped onions A full cup chopped mushrooms A thingy of Vegetable Broth & A fuck ton of Butter (not to be confused with a shit ton, approx half a stick)
Leave the bread out to dry over night or dry it in the oven. Crush the bread to desired crumbliness Saute the veggies and spices in the butter. Once soft mix with the bread. Add vegetable broth to desired moistness.
Bake at 325F (162C) for about an hour.
Pumpkin Pie (or as Rubensitoc suggested "Ninja Pie") Recipe:
Ingredients- A mother fucking pumpkin (yielding 2 cups of pumpkin puree), 1 can evaporated milk (12 ounce), 3 eggs, an extra yolk, 1/2 cup, white sugar, 1/2 cup packed brown sugar, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon, 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg, ½, teaspoon ground ginger, 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
Desimate the pumpkin: Remove the stem, Cut in half scoop out the insides lay face down on a baking sheet and bake at 350F(177C) for about 30-45 min until the insides are soft and fork able. Scoop out the insides and blend until smooth.
Add EVERYTHING into a large bowl and mix until smooth,
Add to crust
Bake for 10 min at 425(218C) then turn the heat to 350F(177C) for the remaining 45 min.
Crust Recipe:
Ingredients - 2cups flour 1tsp salt 5 table spoons cold water 3/4 stick chopped up frozen butter
Mix everything but the water Slowly add the water as you knead the dough. Then flatten.
Ingredients- A shit ton of dried bread (A full loafs worth) Salt & pepper, sage, thyme, garlic, rosemary to taste (bitches love spices) 1/4 cup chopped celery 1/2 cup chopped onions A full cup chopped mushrooms A thingy of Vegetable Broth & A fuck ton of Butter (not to be confused with a shit ton, approx half a stick)
Leave the bread out to dry over night or dry it in the oven. Crush the bread to desired crumbliness Saute the veggies and spices in the butter. Once soft mix with the bread. Add vegetable broth to desired moistness.
Bake at 325F (162C) for about an hour.
Pumpkin Pie (or as Rubensitoc suggested "Ninja Pie") Recipe:
Ingredients- A mother fucking pumpkin (yielding 2 cups of pumpkin puree), 1 can evaporated milk (12 ounce), 3 eggs, an extra yolk, 1/2 cup, white sugar, 1/2 cup packed brown sugar, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon, 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg, ½, teaspoon ground ginger, 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
Desimate the pumpkin: Remove the stem, Cut in half scoop out the insides lay face down on a baking sheet and bake at 350F(177C) for about 30-45 min until the insides are soft and fork able. Scoop out the insides and blend until smooth.
Add EVERYTHING into a large bowl and mix until smooth,
Add to crust
Bake for 10 min at 425(218C) then turn the heat to 350F(177C) for the remaining 45 min.
Crust Recipe:
Ingredients - 2cups flour 1tsp salt 5 table spoons cold water 3/4 stick chopped up frozen butter
Mix everything but the water Slowly add the water as you knead the dough. Then flatten.Roll 73 & 21 Post to TikTok and Add Siding to the Barn DoorMalia AuParis2023-03-08 | I'm seriously trying to post more than once a month. Getting back in the habit of this is a struggle. Im gonna post a little preview of the next roll on my instagram story and probably tiktok (while that exists), so follow there for the inside scoop on a personal project that only I care about.
Garage in Austin Every Thursday: https://falloutcomedy.com/shows/garag...Roll 79: Organizing My Phones Digital FilesMalia AuParis2023-02-16 | This was a lot harder than I thought it'd be. As you can see Lyra is still around and doing fine! She's 12 and has arthritis, but still doing fine!
Garage in Austin Every Thursday: https://falloutcomedy.com/shows/garag...Roll 24: The Journey to Finish All My Sewing ProjectsMalia AuParis2023-01-26 | I'm gonna try to do a video a week....... Bother me on social media to hold me accountable please!
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If you take Iceland Air from the USA to Europe you can do a layover in Reykjavik for practically as long as you’d like, which is what I did! Highly recommend.
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This is probably the 60th time I came to the city but its always a damn pleasure. NEXT IS ICELAND!
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It’s been about 10,000 years since I made videos for any reason. So lets see if I can keep this up?
I’m excited for this trip. I loved making this video… I’m going to try to get back into the habit of doing this.
If you’ve got any suggestions for what I should see or do in Iceland, Scotland, or Istanbul message me on a social!
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I went to New Orleans for a weekend with a bunch of comics for the Megaphone Marathons Festival.
This is a Malia Leaves Travel video. Those normally live on my second channel. It's been a while since I've put anything on this channel, so I'm making an exception. DEAL WITH IT.
Also this video was an experiment for my After Effects text skills. But I think that's apparent.
Hey, check out my comedy theater. I like it. tnmcomedy.com
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*like that chick who thought it was ok to try to motoboat me in the bathroom of a bar.$20 Afternoon in NYCMalia AuParis2015-11-20 | Here's the Map to have a $20 afternoon in NYC as well: goo.gl/9Hh5nl
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Royalty Free Music by http://incompetech.comThe Case for DressesMalia AuParis2015-11-12 | Ok, to answer a few questions you're bound to have: YES, I do own jeans and shirts, but I pretty much only wear them when an activity requires them. No, that's not everything in my closet, I took my jackets and a floor length velvet and satin cape out to make a prettier shot. I was dancing to Downtown by Macklemore, you can see the extended cut in the bloopers.
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*Eshakti is not a sponsor I just LOVE THE FUCK out of their dresses.How to TinderMalia AuParis2015-10-29 | Hey listen, I kinda like Tinder, especially as a lady AND LET ME TELL YOU WHY! The only dudes who can tell you "Nice tits, wanna fuck?" we're at least dudes you found minimally attractive at one point and isn't just a constant barrage from all sides of every neckbeard who'd like a shot at touching a boob. If they say that you block 'em and move on. Thats number 1. Number two is I find tinder to work a lot more like actually meeting people in person to a degree. I don't have all this extra information clouding my judgement. I generally know if I find someone attractive, and once we get chatting I generally know whether someone is a complete moron. On other sites I've given too many dudes that I wasn't really attracted to a chance because we seemed to have a lot in common... and none of those instances lead to even a second date. Attraction is a big deal! Ok. That's enough rambling. Boom,
Thanks to Macy for help with editing the script! Go follow her on Twitter immediately! @MacyD
Here's that website with the dresses that I wouldn't mind a sponsorship from ;) ;) - http://www.eshakti.com
*Statistics say you've got just as much of a chance of getting divorced as you do of staying together. If you get divorced you may remarry so not necessarily once in a lifetime. Just sayin y'all.Whats Inside My Duffle Bag?Malia AuParis2015-09-24 | Clearly I like the color orange.
Here are links to all the stuff I've got... keep in mind I got all mine second hand for less than $20.... STILL the quality is there. Packing cubes (though they're starting to fall apart, i'd opt for something more durable)- http://goo.gl/xSGx7M REI Duffle bag (This is the closest I could find that was still available)- http://goo.gl/PP2q06 Osprey Computer Bag (Same.... not the same but close)- http://goo.gl/rq1lU6
Want a checklist of all the shit from this video? OF COURSE YOU DO! So I made a thing... goo.gl/U0puAS
This is obviously a fall/cool weather packing video AND for traveling for at least a month.
Thanks to Karianne (Keisy-Weisy) and family for continuing to let me sleep and make videos in thier Norwegian home.
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Want to give Malia AuParis money?! I'm not gonna fight it! http://www.patreon.com/MaliaAuParisHow to Approach Malia AuParis in PersonMalia AuParis2015-07-20 | Thanks to Keele V. for reminding me to make this video!
Want to give Malia AuParis money?! I'm not gonna fight it! http://www.patreon.com/MaliaAuParisHow I Plan Travel- Booking Flights and CouchsurfingMalia AuParis2015-05-01 | If you have any desire to seek me out here:
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Thanks to Zach Gamble for telling me I was doing good enough.Malia Leaves Annecy, FranceMalia AuParis2014-07-10 | I went camping with Angel! In ANNECY! It was so freakishly god damn beautiful. Me and Angel went camping for over a week in France, Switzerland, and Italy so there will be other videos.
Want to give Malia AuParis money?! I'm not gonna fight it! http://www.patreon.com/MaliaAuParisLess Than Famous Panel 2014Malia AuParis2014-07-02 | Here's my recording of the Less Than Famous panel from this year's Vidcon. It was honestly the best one I saw this year. Next week I'll have an actual AuParis video for ya.
Also, sorry for the sound quality... and the switching between iPhone and DSLR... and the shakeyness... and the missing sections. I'm only one person with a camera who eats through batteries like nobody's business.
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Also there will be a lot of these in June *cough cough* $20 Afternoon in Austin, Paris, London, & possibly LA *cough cough* Malia Leaves Europe videos for a month *cough cough* Vidcon *cough cough* SF Pride Parade.... I should get this cough checked out.
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Want to give Malia AuParis money?! I'm not gonna fight it! http://www.patreon.com/MaliaAuParisEDU Tag with BlinkPopShiftMalia AuParis2014-04-03 | Hey look! Me and Emily made a thing! YOU SHOULD MAKE A THING TOO!
Want to give Malia AuParis money?! I'm not gonna fight it! http://www.patreon.com/MaliaAuParisA $20 Dollar Afternoon in San FranciscoMalia AuParis2014-03-27 | This is a guide to seeing a lot of the touristy stuff in San Francisco in one afternoon for only $20.
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Go follow me on twitter because I'd like 1,000 twitter followers please. I don't have anything particularly interesting to say but I do like round numbers. You'll probably see me @OpheliaDagger and @TheUnwashedMass make jokes at each other from time to time... so that'll be fun.
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Royalty Free Music by http://incompetech.comMalia Leaves Los AngelesMalia AuParis2014-02-06 | I bothered Melody and Jake for a weekend! I was trying out a slightly different format on this guy, let me know if you like it/how it compares to my old travel videos.
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My bro Emily helped me write this delightful little video. SHE MAKES VIDEOS TOO! Go look at her face and tell her I sent you! youtube.com/blinkpopshift
Here's the recipe for you book readin types: 1 Tortilla 2 Eggs Salt and Pepper Cheese Salsa
Crack the eggs into a bowl and add salt and pepper. Use a fork (or what-have-you) to stir them up real good. Heat up a skillet and warm the tortilla. Add cheese, put the skillet on low heat. Put the other pan on medium heat and cook the eggs. Stir them up until they get chunky and theres no more liquid. Put the cheesy tortilla on a plate, add the eggs, and add salsa. Eat that bitch.
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If you have a video suggestion or question please leave me a comment!!!
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A few mental health related links (mostly for Americans)
Here are the people who appeared in this video in order of appearance (mostly), as well as a few other folks I enjoyed meeting. If I didn't list you below and we did meet and enjoy each others company, I'm sorry. I'm rushing to get this out today and I'm sick and EXCUSES!
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Royalty Free Music by http://incompetech.comTelling Someone You Like ThemMalia AuParis2013-07-18 | This was cut from the final edit, but try not to let your feelings grow for too long. If you know you're interested in someone don't let those feelings grow one sided for months or years, itll only be more painful when/if you ask them out. Either they'll say yes and you'll regret all the time you've wasted pining for them when you could have been sucking face, or they'll say no and the hurt will be so much deeper.
Royalty Free Music by http://incompetech.comThe Plight of the Socialized IntrovertMalia AuParis2013-07-11 | Yes, socialized introverts are a thing... that my friend and I made up. I love my friends but NEED alone time.
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A huge THANK YOU to Levi and Xanthe for being my extras and putting up with my unwanted advances of friendship.
If you have any questions, suggestions, comments please LET ME KNOW!
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Royalty Free Music by http://incompetech.comHow to Remove a Temporary TattooMalia AuParis2013-06-20 | Yes, I had a sword snake rose tattoo on my inner thigh for a few days. I'M NOT EXPLAINING WHY!
... there ya go.How to be a PhotographerMalia AuParis2013-05-23 | If you have any other questions feel free to ask! I may make a part two because... well, I could talk about photography for hours.
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Written Instructions: Buy baking soda & apple cider vinegar. Put them on your head while you're in the shower...
1 tablespoon baking soda per wash 1 cup water for every tablespoon of vinegar in the mixture, use a squirt or two in your hair.
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