Uploaded June 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Through the Eternal Power of Juche and lots of Sumida and Manse in the mix only Kim could accomplish such a true miracle! Foreign naval experts said it would take a year, some even claimed the ship was unrepairable, but Kim was not having any of that nonsense and proved to the World just how Supreme he really is by accomplishing what was said to be the impossible!

The North Korean Destroyer #52, which sank in a failed launch attempt last month, was successfully re-floated, repaired, and launched yesterday. Pirate TV managed to intercept the full ceremony by Spy Satellite.

0:00 Pirate TV Opening
0:23 Test Card with Creepy Music
2:57 North Korean National Anthem
4:37 Advanced AI Robotic Man
4:57 Supreme Leader Kim II-sung Remembrance
6:37 Supreme Leader Kim Jong II Remembrance
8:34 Kim's Naval Ship #52 Launch - YELLING GRANNY Reports!!!
37:45 Kim's Total Awesomeness Song
45:43 Amazing NEWS Update
1:09:39 Time for another Song
1:14:38 DPRK latest Fashions
1:31:08 The 20X10 Backpack Update
1:43:32 CARTOON TIME! - The Little Rascals
2:05:13 Tiny Talent Time
2:10:20 Supremeness Song
2:18:02 What's on?
2:22:22 MOVIE TIME - One Day at a Time
3:37:24 Weather Girl Reports
3:42:10 Bedtime Song with Kim
3:46:49 Sign-off Goodnight!