It does have a sick arcade though, totally recommend that.
Abandoned VHS
A hilariously over the top commercial for a North Carolina Mall. It's a lot less classy now than what it was like back then, I assure you.
It does have a sick arcade though, totally recommend that.
It does have a sick arcade though, totally recommend that.
updated 2 years ago
It does have a sick arcade though, totally recommend that.
Description on back of VHS cover:
ROCKETS & MISSILES is and in-depth look at the hottest weaponry in the United States' arsenal. From the laser-guided anti-armor Hellfire to the nuclear-tipped Air-launched Cruise Missiles (ACLM), this program contains incredible, never-before seen footage of actual test-firings against a wide-range of targets on land, sea, in the air, and even in space. These weapons are currently deployed in hot-spots around the world, and will decisively determine the outcome of today's warfare. With 40 minutes of intense action footage, ROCKETS & MISSILES is a first-hand account of the most powerful weapons in the history of mankind.
This video includes:
TOMAHAWK SLCM • TRIDENT II • AVENGER • PEACEKEEPER • AMRAAM • PHOENIX • STINGER • TOW • SIDEWINDER • PLUS MANY OTHERS
NOT RATED • APPROX. 40 MINUTES
© 1990 SCL Productions Inc. Atlanta, Georgia.
Distributed by: SIMITAR ENTERTAINMENT, INC.
Cover Art © 1990 SIMITAR ENTERTAINMENT, INC
MADE & PRINTED IN USA ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
00:00 Opening Logos
00:27 Intro
01:35 TOW Weapon System
04:57 AGM-114 Hellfire
07:51 GBU-15 Guided Bomb Unit
10:18 Tomahawk Land Attack Missile
14:01 AGM-65 Maverick
16:05 Standard Navy Missiles
18:44 AIM-7M Sparrow
20:27 AIM-54 Phoenix
22:20 FIM-92 Stinger
24:57 MIM-72 Chaparral
25:50 UGM-27 Polaris, UGM-73 Poseidon, Trident I & II Nuclear Warheads
28:07 AGM-86 ALCM
29:05 LGM-118 Peacekeeper ICBM
30:19 Missiles in SPAAAAAACE
31:48 Mid-Infrared Advanced Chemical Laser (MIRACL)
33:00 "STAR WARS" test rockets Delta-181, Delta-Star 183
35:48 Missile Hover Test Experiment
36:23 Missile Interception Experiments
37:34 Outro
38:37 Credits
Back in '91, The Playboy Channel had their own version of the Twilight Zone called "Inside Out". 4 DVDs of the series were released, but this episode called "Gay New World" about a man confused by his sexual identity in an all-gay fascist dystopian future was never officially released.
This is the full short film.
A 1987 commercial for Louis Rich brand Turkey slices.
A 1994 "totally for kids" PSA from the Fox Kids Network about sensitivity.
This clip is from the ending of that episode.
A short film produced for the Playboy original series "Inside Out" from either 1991 or 1992. Inside out was their answer to the popularity of sci-fi and horror anthology series of the time like The Twilight Zone or Tales from the Crypt with each episode focused around a bizarre concept usually featuring a naughty twist.
Fixed audio, lighting and added a censor bar for Youtube.
Full video on the internet archive: archive.org/details/hi_im_bob
This clip is from the ending of that episode, perfect to send to a friend with 0 context.
In the wake of lawsuits and claims big tobacco was advertising to kids (they totally were) Phillip Morris made a series of ads to try and improve their image, including using the tobacco lobbyist group "Tobacco Institute" to start the "We Card" program back in 1996.
A charmingly amateur local TV commercial with some funky editing made for a community-run group of computer geeks and those who wish to learn more about computers in Salem Virginia. I would have loved to attend a meeting!
Party with your bros and enjoy a nice refreshing Diet Coke (and maybe regular coke in the bathroom)
Full uncompressed video file available on the internet archive: archive.org/details/universalvhstape
Starting in 2004, If you were a guest at a Westgate resort, you were given this free promotional VHS tape advertising the wonder and excitement of Universal Studios theme park and their new "Stay and Play Pass" only offered at the resort. It's possible other resorts participated in this promotion as well, but this is a copy from a Westgate resort.
Video production date 2003, VHS production date 2004.
00:00 Intro
00:37 Universal Studios Park Overview
2:42 Universal Studios Rides & Attractions
4:51 Islands of Adventure Park Overview
5:10 Marvel Super Hero Island
5:51 Toon Lagoon
6:16 Jurassic Park
6:47 The Lost Continent
7:24 Suess Landing
7:55 Special Events & Holiday Celebrations
9:08 Universal Stay & Play Pass
9:43 Universal City Walk
11:34 Outro
"This animated short shows the side effects that the television can cause on a very young viewer."
This was captured from HBO sometime in 1986 from an "HBO Short Take" segment.
This short has not been made available online, not even on the creator's website (which you should totally check out: http://www.bozzetto.com/#home )
Production: Bruno Bozzetto Film
Year of production: 1983
Length: 3'
Script & Direction: Bruno Bozzetto
Animation: Giorgio Valentini
Editing: Giancarlo Rossi, Ugo Micheli
Both the DVD and rarer VHS tape released on store shelves in 2004.
Mr Wong's creators, Pam Brady and Kyle McCulloch, also write for the television series South Park. The DVD & VHS was released under the "National Lampoon's Presents" banner. The theme song was sung by former Monkees lead singer Davy Jones.
In September 2000 a direct to video film adaptation of Mr. Wong called "Crap Attack" was in negotiation between IceBox Incorporated and Artisan Entertainment, however, when the film was publicly announced by Artisan president Bill Block the National Council of Asian Pacific Americans initiated a letter-writing campaign that successfully convinced Artisan to drop the project. The Coalition later took out an advertisement in Daily Variety criticizing the cartoon and thanking Artisan for abandoning the movie project.
The series had a negative reaction from critics in the mainstream media and Asian American groups, yet maintained a limited cult following. Scott Bass of Streaming Media described the comedy of Mr. Wong as "so edgy" that he could not "imagine seeing it on TV."
WARNING. For Mature Audiences Only. This film is not rated.
Contains original 14 episodes PLUS A BONUS "never seen before" episode and more!
Join the adventures of our hero, Mr. Wong, an eighty-five year-old Chinese houseboy, and our heroine, Miss Pam, his white devil employer as they romp through their acid-coated, sugar-centered world in search of kicks, friendship and maybe even love.
ICEBOX 2.0 LLC presents "MR. WONG"
producers SCOTT LEVINE and SERGIO PINHEIRO
music by FUZZBEE MORSE executive producer TAL VIGDERSON
created, written and produced by PAM BRADY & KYLE MCCULLOCH
00:00 Episode 1: Urine Trouble (Part 1)
03:56 Episode 2: Urine Trouble (Part 2)
07:02 Episode 3: Yellow Fever (Part 1)
10:41 Episode 4: Yellow Fever (Part 2)
13:41 Episode 5: Meet The Creep (Part 1)
16:55 Episode 6: Meet The Creep (Part 2)
20:56 Davy Jones Presents: Theme from Mr. Wong
23:39 Episode 7: Treasure Cat (Part 1)
28:16 Episode 8: Treasure Cat (Part 2)
32:55 Episode 9: Treasure Cat (Part 3)
37:35 Episode 10: Gary Peterson's Wonder Wand (Part 1)
42:07 Episode 11: Gary Peterson's Wonder Wand (Part 2)
46:31 Episode 12: Gary Peterson's Wonder Wand (Part 3)
49:56 Episode 13: Stand Up For Wong
55:15 Episode 14: Granny Grabber
1:00:45 Mamie Van Doren Home Movies: Lake Mead -1952
1:02:06 Animated Blooper Reel
1:03:17 LOST EPISODE
A 1985 PSA for U.S. military service members stationed overseas reminding them to stay healthy. Broadcast on the U.S. military Network "AFN EUROPE" somewhere in Germany.
A 1985 PSA for U.S. military service members stationed overseas reminding them to keep the local drinking in check. Broadcast on the U.S. military Network "AFN EUROPE" somewhere in Germany.
A funny (but still racist) commercial for Miller Lite beer featuring an Italian man doing what was considered a perfectly acceptable impression of Bruce Lee.
00:00 Bumper
00:09 Butterfinger BBs Simpsons
00:39 Triple Wheels RC Car
01:09 Super Nintendo
01:39 All New Spiderman on FOX KIDS
02:09 Bumpers
02:19 Yacko Warner Halloweekend X-MEN promo
02:28 Power Ranger Battle Wheeler Giveaway
02:37 Full House promo
02:59 Mouse Trap
03:30 Micro Machines Battlezone
04:00 Burnt Mill's Haunted Plantation (South Carolina)
04:30 Bumpers
04:41 Ricochet RC Car
05:10 Twix
05:41 Fisher-Price Triple Arcade
06:10 Bobby's World promo
06:30 Grunt and Punt promo
06:42 Just For Kids PSA
07:42 Fox Kids Countdown Radio Show
08:06 KIX Cereal
08:36 WACH FOX57 Station Identification
08:43 Action Theater Bumpers
08:56 The Pizza Head Show Halloween
09:26 COOL TOOLS
09:56 Kellogg's Corn Pops
10:16 Bonkers Signal Flashlight
10:26 Thanksgiving weekend FOX KIDS TV TAKEOVER Sweepstakes
11:02 Action Theater Bumpers
11:11 Family Matters promo
11:31 Cinnamon Toast Crunch
12:02 Micro Machines ZBOTS
12:33 Giant Comic Book Warehouse (South Carolina)
13:04 Action Theater Bumpers
13:14 Sir Chomps-A-Lot Ravioli
13:45 SEGA Pocket Arcade
13:14 Kid's Choice Quaker Oats Oatmeal
14:44 Taz Mania promo
14:50 Halloween Bumper
15:12 Just For Kids PSA
16:12 X-MEN promo
16:33 Trix Cereal
17:03 Simpsons Christmas Sweepstakes
17:08 Dot Warner Halloweekend Carmen Sandiego Promo
17:23 Halloween Bumper
17:28 Grunt and Punt Opening
Dan Rather gets interrupted by a quick cut to some kind of performance art piece where a guy plays with glass balls. No idea who the guy is.
A TV commercial for Robert Tilton's evangelical broadcast "Success in Life" broadcast on Fox 21 Columbia South Carolina in 1991.
A TV promo for the series "Girl's Behaving Badly" that premiered on Oprah's Oxygen network in 2002. Think of it like Impractical Jokers for a female audience.
Using a Power Macintosh 6100 equipped with a PowerPC CPU, Adobe rep John Peck demonstrates Photoshop Version 3.0, the first version of Photoshop with layers, an absolutely vital part of the program and a key moment in graphic design history!
Despite being 30 years old, the program today is remarkably similar to how it looks here.
Follow this link if you want to watch the full episode this clip comes from in higher quality: youtube.com/watch?v=Ic0dkf1iFOY
A TV commercial for Purina Cat Chow mature cat formula from 1993.
I really really wish this cream was for yeast infections, the title would've written itself.
A 1985 TV commercial for Lanacane Anti Chafing Gel/Cream.
A TV commercial for DIRECTV from 2001, pre-9/11.
An infomercial for the Vazoplex intimate feminine moisturizer recorded from Oprah's Oxygen Network in 2003.
What better way to recall your visit to Sea World - your day of discovery and new friends - and share it with family and friends back home or classmates at school than this entertaining and educational video program? Here are vignettes from Sea World's wonderful aquatic shows. Performing for you are Shamu®️ the superstar killer whale, the always lovable dolphins, charming beluga whales and spectacular waterski daredevils.
SEE SEA WORLD BEHIND THE SCENES
"New Friends" will bring back the memories of your day of discovery at Sea World and take you beyond for a glimpse behind the scenes at the world's finest marine zoological park. You will see how sharks eat and visit the laboratories where dedicated technicians ensure the health of the animals. Learn how patience and love are the keys to training marine animals.
SEA WORLD SCIENCE AT WORK
Sea World is a whole day of fun for the whole family. But it is much more. Sea World is dedicated to the conservation of the marine environment. Learn how injured manatees are rescued and rehabilitated in a special Sea World program. In "New Friends" you share the excitement of Sea World scientists as they observe with amazement the birth of a killer whale calf.
MEMORIES FOR A LIFETIME
"New Friends" recalls your day of discovery and records your memories for a lifetime.
26 Minutes.
©️1985 SEA WORLD INCORPORATED - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
FOR HOME AND SCHOOL VIEWING ONLY
00:00 New Friends Intro♫
01:54 1985 Sea World Overview
02:26 Shamu's Celebration Show
04:40 The Sharks of Sea World
05:35 The Animal Technologists
06:26 Manatee Conservation
08:42 Marine Trainers Playing with the Animals
10:00 Undersea Fantasy Show
11:07 Killer Whale Training
14:46 Black and White♫
16:09 Here at Sea World♫
17:28 Beach Blank Ski Party Stunt Show
18:33 A World of Beauty♫
20:30 Pregnant Killer Whale Gives Birth
22:01 The Animals of the Sea♫
23:01 New Friends Outro♫
24:38 Credits
A Commercial for the Soap Talk chatline, a number you would call to listen to interviews with the stars of your favorite hastily produced soap operas for only 45 cents a minute! Aired on ABC sometime in 1990.
Writing wills is heavily encouraged in the military. As a service member, you join with the understanding that you may die in combat or in another service-related incident, so PSAs like these were made to remind soldiers to keep their wills up-to-date.
Found on a VHS tape of the US Military network AFN Europe in Germany sometime in 1992.
A public service announcement (PSA) for U.S. military personnel stationed overseas to remind them not to give away any personal or mission-critical information that might lead to the harm of their fellow soldiers using a cheesy silent film aesthetic.
A commercial for Paramount's Carowinds (back when it was owned by paramount), a theme park in Charlotte North Carolina that's known for their large selection of roller coasters and for the fact the park is built on a state line.
A U.S. Military PSA to remind soldiers not to overeat and gain too much weight while in service. Broadcast on the military television network "AFN EUROPE" sometime in 1992, recorded in Germany.
Footage captured from North Carolina Fox affiliate WGHPiedmont sometime in 1995.
Description taken from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Salvi
John C. Salvi III (March 2, 1972 – November 29, 1996) was an anti-abortion extremist who carried out fatal shootings at two abortion facilities in Brookline, Massachusetts on December 30, 1994. The shootings killed two and wounded five. An insanity defense at his trial was not successful and he was convicted of two counts of murder and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. He died in 1996 in what was officially ruled a suicide in his jail cell.
In the mid-morning of December 30, 1994, John Salvi walked into the Planned Parenthood clinic on Beacon Street in Brookline, Massachusetts, carrying a black duffle bag. In the waiting room, he took a modified .22-caliber Ruger 10/22 semi-automatic rifle from the bag and wordlessly opened fire. A medical assistant, Arjana Agrawal, was hit in the abdomen. Salvi then shot at receptionist Shannon Lowney in the neck, killing her instantly. Approximately forty people were in the room during the assault; of these, five were wounded, including several men who were accompanying women seeking abortions. Salvi shot indiscriminately, including at those protesting outside.
Salvi left Planned Parenthood, and drove west on Beacon Street to the Preterm Health Services office. Preterm was approximately two miles away and Salvi drove past another abortion facility to get there, but did not stop. He asked receptionist Lee Ann Nichols, "Is this Preterm?" When she said yes, Salvi pulled out a hunting rifle and shot Nichols point blank.
As he had at Planned Parenthood, Salvi continued to fire. Among those injured was part-time security guard Richard J. Seron and another employee, Jane Sauer. Seron returned fire. Seron himself was shot four times in the arms, and once in the left hand. Salvi then dropped the black duffle bag, which contained a gun, receipts from a gun dealer in Hampton, New Hampshire, and 700 rounds of ammunition. He then fled in his Audi. Police were able to identify him from the gun shop receipt in the abandoned bag.
The day before the shootings, Salvi practiced shooting at a firing range. He cut his hair immediately after the shootings to alter his appearance.
Salvi was captured in Norfolk, Virginia the day after the shootings, after firing over a dozen bullets into the Hillcrest Clinic. The clinic was open at the time, however Salvi was captured before making his way up to the second floor where Hillcrest was located.
On February 5, 1996, Salvi was put on trial in a Massachusetts state court for the murders of Lee Ann Nichols and Shannon Lowney. The defense argued that Salvi suffered from schizophrenia, with several expert witnesses including forensic psychiatrist Phillip J. Resnick testifying that Salvi exhibited schizophrenic behavior and was not competent to stand trial.
Salvi frequently disrupted the proceedings by yelling out a religious philosophy in the middle of the trial. The philosophy seemed to be centered around a belief that the Mafia, the Ku Klux Klan, the Freemasons, and others were persecuting Catholics. His defense attorneys introduced sections of a long, rambling diary Salvi kept to bolster their claims of mental illness. During a competency hearing, Salvi submitted a rambling document in which he expressed a desire for the death penalty.
The defense argued that Salvi told his parents that "the mafia and KKK are out to get me". Salvi's mother, Anne Marie Salvi, testified that her son had told her that he "was the thief on the cross with Jesus." A state police detective who sat with the Lowney family during the trial said because it "was clear that Salvi was mentally ill" that the Lowney family almost had empathy for him.
The prosecution used the testimony of Bridgewater State Hospital psychologist Joel Haycock, who spent eleven days with Salvi out of his sixty days under observation. Haycock determined that during the time of his observation of Salvi in a hospital setting, Salvi had no hallucinations, could speak in a non-digressive linear way, and was capable of understanding guilt. Haycock observed no signs of psychotic disorder during his time with Salvi. Haycock also asserted that Salvi had no mental disease at the time of the crime and was competent to stand trial.
On March 19, 1996, Salvi was found guilty of two counts of first-degree murder and five counts of armed assault with intent to murder. He was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. Since abortion clinics are also protected under federal law, and Salvi had traveled across state lines between the shootings, he could have been put on trial in federal court, but the U.S. attorney declined to pursue the case after Salvi had been convicted in state court.
A U.S. military public service announcement (PSA) from the European television station "Armed Forced Network Europe" (AFN Europe).
(Spoiler: The soldier ended up paying for 2.5 cars with all the extra interest and had no extra money for the chow hall or beer.)
A U.S. military public service announcement (PSA) from the European television station "Armed Forced Network Europe" (AFN Europe).
I wonder if this baby ever found out he was on an episode of COPS, I would brag about to everyone I know. I'd make an IMDB page for myself.
A TV promo for the television series C.O.P.S. in Pittsburgh that broadcast on a Fox affiliate in 1991.
A local commercial from Greensboro North Carolina for an RV dealership.
A TV commercial for Schlotzsky's Deli from the year 2000 advertising their pizzas.
Two TV commercials from 1997 for Xerox printers for the office featuring amazing puppet work, cinematography and some adorable voices.
A 1991 public service announcement (PSA) for the Boystown Hotline, a call center to help troubled youths and adults alike. The service is still operating today.
A clip recorded from TV sometime in 1991 of accomplished stunt driver Dominique Julienne, son of stunt driver Michel Julienne, doing a sick triple flip in a Fiat, almost missing his landing pad completely. I have not edited this clip at all, all the cuts seem to be from the person recording the tape only wanting to record the good bits.
Taken from a VHS tape recording Oprah in Germany on the US Military network "AFN Europe" sometime in 1994.
Sometimes, to convince soldiers to do something, you need to show them that even a kid can do it. We call this form of teaching "Barney-style".
Video taken from a VHS recording daytime TV in Germany on the US military network "AFN Europe".
Found on a VHS tape recording daytime TV in Germany off of the US military network "AFN Europe".
OPSEC, It's everyone's responsibility!
Found on a tape recording daytime TV in Germany on the military network "AFN Europe".
Found on a tape recording daytime TV in Germany on the military network "AFN Europe".


