Crazy Fun Machine - dissection and swan song of our possessed Baldwin organ Fjordstone 2014-12-28 | This is for all of the fans of our video, "Crazy Fun Machine - Baldwin organ is possessed!" We decided not to repair this Baldwin MCO Tempo Fun Machine after all, and because it's too heavy to move as is, we decided to dismantle it today. Before it's untimely death, Paul let it serenade us with one more crazy concert. Enjoy!
Sleigh Riders lyrics video Fjordstone 2021-12-25 | After Christmas, Santa's elves borrow the flying sleigh for their off-season side gig, fighting crime around the world.
Red-Nose Heroes lyrics video Fjordstone 2021-12-23 | Dense fog on Christmas Eve sends Santa searching for help in the form of a bioluminescent reindeer.
Santa Pulled Down My Icicle Lights video & lyrics Fjordstone 2021-12-20 | Why would a beloved Christmas icon vandalize the tasteful lights on a local house? A “helpful” neighbor thinks he knows all the answers…
Mincemeat lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2021-12-16 | For their 2010 album — their 25th year — Bah & the Humbugs impersonated 25 different bands of 25 different styles, performing cover versions of supposed classic Humbug songs. In reality, all the songs were written brand new for the album, entitled “Bigger Than Santa.” The faux cover band for "Mincemeat" was called Potentially Elves, and was modeled after geek pop bands like They Might Be Giants.
Jesus Funky Christmas lyrics video Fjordstone 2021-12-14 | For their 2010 album — their 25th year — Bah & the Humbugs impersonated 25 different bands of 25 different styles, performing cover versions of supposed classic Humbug songs. In reality, all the songs were written brand new for the album, entitled “Bigger Than Santa.” The faux cover band for "Jesus' Funky Christmas" was called Elf Control, and was modeled after 1970s RB/soul/funk bands.
Christmas 2020 (Bah & the Humbugs) Fjordstone 2020-12-09 | Christmas 2020 is a song by Bah & the Humbugs, America's Premier Satiric Christmas Rock Band. A humorous, tongue-in-cheek look at the frustrations of 2020 and our fervent hope that Christmas will make everything better. This is the song we all need, after the year nobody needed!(High quality audio file can be downloaded here: soundcloud.com/amy-guskin/bah-the-humbugs-christmas-2020/s-6yio1iKGMQ5)bahandthehumbugs.comChristmas 2020Music and lyrics by Paul Nordquist & Amy GuskinWell I made a vow at the New YearTo break loose and have fun and make money.And all of my dreams should come true here,’Cause I’ve got a great feeling about 2020! That was in January…Things quickly went down in a spiral,This year that held so much potential.A contagious infection went viral.We all learned the meaning of ‘exponential.’Classes are cancelled Movies are cancelledVacations are cancelledEverything’s cancelledN95pyrocumuluscross-species transmission anosmiadoomscrollingmurder hornetsfire tornadosrapid intensificationOktoberfest is cancelledTrick-or-Treat is cancelledThanksgiving is cancelledEverything’s cancelledI’m fed up with new ways of hygiene.I just want to get back to business.Then I heard they developed a vaccine,And Santa will bring us all shots for Christmas! They’re calling it ‘The North Poke’It’s been so hard to stay in good humor.You don’t need to check it on Snopes, now.Don’t tell me it’s only a rumor.I need something good on which to pin my hopes, now. Christmas is comingSanta is comingSalvation is coming’Cause Christmas is comingWell I don’t know what else I expected.The anchorman says with a shocked frown That Santa himself is infected.The elves and the reindeer are all in lockdown.Christmas is cancelledChristmas is cancelled%$#& you, 2020!’Cause Christmas is cancelled Mistletoe is cancelledJingle bells are cancelledFiggy pudding is cancelled’Cause Christmas is cancelledGingerbread is cancelledShelf elves are cancelledReindeer are cancelledEverything’s cancelledSleigh rides are cancelledWassail is cancelled Drummer Boy is cancelledTinsel is cancelledKing Wenceslas is cancelledSilent Night is cancelledRudolph is cancelledFrosty is cancelledTannenbaum is cancelledEggnog is cancelledNutcracker is cancelledStockings are cancelledMrs. Claus is cancelled…Creative Commons licensed images:Fire whirl: Jan van Rooyen, CC0, via Wikimedia CommonsSchool sign: © Brian J. MatisSpinning globe: No machine-readable author provided. AzaToth assumed (based on copyright claims)., CC BY-SA 3.0, http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0, via Wikimedia CommonsKing Wenceslas biscuit tin: Gryffindor, CC BY-SA 3.0, creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0, via Wikimedia Commons
Frostbite (Bah & the Humbugs) Fjordstone 2018-12-19 | Bah & the Humbugs (as Myrrhna) perform "Frostbite (The Flesh-Eating Snowman)" from the fake tribute album, "Bigger Than Santa • A 25th Anniversary Humbug Tribute." Bliss out with the new-age Yuletide cool and soothing sounds of Myrrhna! More info and FREE mp3 downloads: bahandthehumbugs.com
Christmas to the World lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-25 | From the 2002 album, "Christmas Tree from Hell," by Bah & the Humbugs. Satire alert! This song is meant to be humorous. Please keep that in mind as you listen.
Mr. Big Christmas lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-24 | The opening track of Bah & the Humbugs' 2010 mock-tribute album, "Bigger Than Santa," with the Humbugs performing as the faux band, Icicle Light Orchestra. The song promises sunny days for retailers.
Christmas in July (in August) lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-23 | From the 2001 album, "Merry Christmas from Bah & the Humbugs." You know how annoying it is to see Christmas trees in stores before Halloween? Well, this is worse. Let's keep Christmas where it belongs: in July.
Cease and Desist lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-21 | From the 2010 mock-tribute album, Bigger Than Santa, "Cease and Desist" is a thrilling and heartfelt tale of protection of intellectual property, complete with a chief counsel who comes to Santa Claus Incorporated via Alice's hookah-smoking caterpillar. This was meant to be an excerpt from a fake musical called 'Legal!', and the Humbugs performed as the "original North Pole cast."
Inadmissable lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-21 | From the 2004 album by Bah & the Humbugs, "Fahrenheit 12/25." For lots more free songs, lyrics, and other information, visit BahAndTheHumbugs.com
Hurricane Santa lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-20 | From the 2002 album by Bah & the Humbugs, "Christmas Tree from Hell," this song correctly predicted that we would get to "s" hurricane names. For more information, lyrics, and lots of free downloads, visit BahAndTheHumbugs.com.
Dark Matter lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-19 | What to get the person who has everything. The 2017 single from Bah & the Humbugs. For lots more free songs, lyrics, and additional information, visit BahAndTheHumbugs.com.
Here Comes Skunky Claus lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-18 | Wo-wo-wo, hey-hey-hey, a stinky Christmas is coming your way!This song was performed by Bah & the Humbugs billed as 'Flaming Snowballs' on their 2010 mock-tribute album, Bigger Than Santa. For more info, lyrics, and free song downloads, visit bahandthehumbugs.com.
Holly Danger lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-15 | Enjoy this holiday health hazard warning madrigal from the 2002 album from Bah & the Humbugs, "Christmas Tree From Hell". For more info, lyrics, and free song downloads, visit bahandthehumbugs.com.
Fahrenheit 12/25 lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-14 | Title track from the 2004 album by Bah & the Humbugs. For more info, lyrics, and free song downloads, visit bahandthehumbugs.com.
Cleanup Crew lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-13 | Santa's not picky; we can leave him a little of everything. From 2005's "Regifted" album by Bah & the Humbugs. For more info, lyrics, and free song downloads, visit bahandthehumbugs.com.
The Elves are Restless lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-11 | Just because Santa's paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get him. From the 2005 album, "Regifted," by Bah & the Humbugs. For more info, lyrics, and free song downloads, visit bahandthehumbugs.com.
The One-Minute Manger - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-10 | No time for a lesson about the birth of the Christian deity? With The One-Minute Manger, now you do! From the 2007 album, "The 12 Symptoms of Christmas," by Bah & the Humbugs. For more info, lyrics, and free song downloads, visit bahandthehumbugs.com.
Santa Song lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-09 | A singalong classic from the earliest days of Bah & the Humbugs, "Santa Song" tells you it's okay to believe! For more info, lyrics, and free song downloads, visit bahandthehumbugs.com.
All I Want for Christmas is a Brand New Starship lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-08 | A reasonable request for Santa. From the 2007 album, "The 12 Symptoms of Christmas," by Bah & the Humbugs. For more info, lyrics, and free song downloads, visit bahandthehumbugs.com.
Snow Day lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-06 | From "The 12 Symptoms of Christmas" by Bah & the Humbugs comes this fervent, enthusiastic prayer for what all kids dream about. For more info, lyrics, and free song downloads, visit bahandthehumbugs.com.
Christmas Treason lyrics Fjordstone 2017-12-05 | From 2005's "Regifted," by Bah & the Humbugs, comes this tale of Christmas ennui and dissatisfaction turned to triumph. For more info, lyrics, and free song downloads, visit bahandthehumbugs.com.
Commercials Medley - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-04 | In 2006, Bah & the Humbugs had a lot of fun cutting an album consisting almost entirely of commercials (the remaining content was a framing story about radio station WCOMMERCIAL’s Christmas programming). This medley from "A Very Commercial Christmas" showcases five of the fake commercials, ones that contain either repurposed Humbugs songs, or newly-written jingles. For more info, lyrics, and free song downloads, visit bahandthehumbugs.com.
Christmas List lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-02 | Passing the new Trump/Cruz/Ryan/Palpatine tax bill means Christmas came early for many close personal friends of Washington insiders! “Christmas List,” from the 2007 Bah & the Humbugs album, “The 12 Symptoms of Christmas,” was written by Gayden Wren (lyrics) and Paul Nordquist (music).
Christmas Beer lyrics video - Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2017-12-02 | For their 2010 album — their 25th year — Bah & the Humbugs impersonated 25 different bands of 25 different styles, performing cover versions of supposed classic Humbug songs. In reality, all the songs were written brand new for the album, entitled “Bigger Than Santa.” The faux cover band for "Christmas Beer" was called Dezemberfest, and was modeled after folk-metal bands like Korpiklaani.
Best Christmas Ever lyrics video (Bah & the Humbugs) Fjordstone 2017-11-30 | "Best Christmas Ever" — single from the 2015 Christmas Eve Podcast (http://fjordstone.com/bah/podcast.html). Witty references to Doctor Who, Futurama, and other sci-fi Christmas episodes.
Scary door knocker! Fjordstone 2017-11-01 | This was either very popular or incredibly wrong-headed, I guess depending on who you are. The littlest trick-or-treaters were legitimately VERY scared by this guy. Even the promise of candy kept some of them waiting far below the step, having to be coaxed by me and their parents to come forward and get their treats!
Man in the Christmas Moon lyrics video (Bah & the Humbugs) Fjordstone 2016-12-14 | "Man in the Christmas Moon" — the 2016 single by Bah & the Humbugs. Download the mp3 of this song for free, and many more by Bah & the Humbugs, at BahAndTheHumbugs.com
Sleigh Boy by Bah & the Humbugs Fjordstone 2015-12-21 | New comedy song by Bah & the Humbugs for Christmas 2015. Free download of this song, and many others, at bahandthehumbugs.com. Or listen to us on Soundcloud, at soundcloud.com/amy-guskin/sets/bah-the-humbugs.
Love My Way - Psych Furs - Keswick Theatre Glenside 8/15/2015 Fjordstone 2015-08-16 | Psychedelic Furs at the Keswick, performing "Love My Way." August 15, 2015.
Pluto In Our Hearts / Trans-Neptunian Orchestra (official) Fjordstone 2015-07-14 | Trans-Neptunian Orchestra salutes the Pluto flyby with a song that expresses their love and support of the great ninth planet, Pluto.
Caterpillar buffet Fjordstone 2015-05-18 | A black swallowtail butterfly caterpillar enjoying our dill.
Sleeping in Light toast scene Fjordstone 2014-09-12 | Get out your handkerchiefs, because here in the toast scene from Sleeping in Light (B5).
Unboxing with Amy - Birchbox - September 2014 Fjordstone 2014-09-12 | Let's see what Amy got in her September 2014 Birchbox, and what flying insects came to visit this time! And if you like what you see of Birchbox and want to subscribe, please use my link: birchbox.com/invite/4w8w6
Unboxing with Amy Fjordstone 2014-08-29 | Amy unboxes her Escape Monthly box for August 2014, destination Paris, France!
Rain chain working Fjordstone 2014-07-29 | This is our new copper rain chain working furiously in a torrential downpour on 27 July 2014. As you can see (sort of — it's dark!), not a drop of water escapes the path directly to the rain barrel!
Les Grands Ballets de Tahiti, Intercontinental Resort Tahiti, August 24, 2013 Fjordstone 2013-09-27 | Here's a snippet of the new Saturday night show at the Intercontinental, "Tahiti, Mon Amour."
Les Grands Ballets de Tahiti, Intercontinental Resort Tahiti, August 24, 2013 Fjordstone 2013-09-27 | Here's a snippet of the new Saturday night show at the Intercontinental, "Tahiti, Mon Amour."
Sharks and rays on Moorea, Tahiti, French Polynesia Fjordstone 2013-09-24 | This is the high def version of the video I posted on YouTube, proving I got close to some black tip reef sharks, and some rays!
Tour of Intercontinental Resort Tahiti bungalow # 506 Fjordstone 2013-09-03 | This is a first look at our Lotus overwater bungalow at the Intercontinental Tahiti resort hotel in Faaa, Tahiti, French Polynesia.
Midge Ure Live at the World Café 10 January 2013 Fjordstone 2013-01-11 | Midge Ure does a solo acoustic rendition of "Do They Know It's Christmas" at the World Café in Philadelphia on 10 January 2013.
Ship of Tears - S3.E14 Fjordstone 2012-11-08 | Delenn and Sheridan discuss admitting G'Kar to the war council
Ship of Tears - S3.E14 Fjordstone 2012-11-07 | Delenn tells G'Kar what she knew, and when she knew it.
Andreas Katsulas in The $ici|i@n (2) Fjordstone 2012-01-17 | This is another scene featuring Andreas Katsulas as Passatempo.
Andreas Katsulas in The $ic|i@n (1) Fjordstone 2012-01-17 | This is a scene featuring Andreas Katsulas as Passatempo.
