SBS: HOBIES GUIDE TO 90s LIVING Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-19 | If you enjoy the videos, pleeze lyke an zubscrybe!Hobie Buchannon has a frighteningly detailed daydream, complete with cast, edits and soundtrack, as he imagines his crappy band on MTV (Though he apparently doesn't give a shit about his fellow band-members being in the video.)For anyone who grew up in the early 90's, the gaudy colours, oversized clothes, Dutch camera angles and relentless positivity should take you back instantly.It may have been a time of hopeless optimism, but at least it was optimism.
SBS: GET UP LOSER, YOUR LIFE SUCKS Switch Blade Salad 2016-11-28 | What are you doing watching Switch Blade Salad on Youtube? Get up ya drunk junkie, Where's your family? I bet you sold them for drugs ya fuckin' bum.Found this commercial during the ad break of a Pro-Wrestling show. Make of that what you will.
SBS: VIRTUAL FIGHTERS Switch Blade Salad 2016-06-06 | Trailer for 1995's vhs monster EXPECT NO MERCY. A martial arts epic livin' large in a time when everyone thought Virtual Reality was guaranteed the way of the future.Boy, am I glad we moved past that fad... right? RIGHT?
SBS: HORRORS OF THE RED MUSEUM Switch Blade Salad 2016-06-06 | Sub-Twilight Zone communist shenanigans from 1962. As Joe Spaghettio wakes up to find out the Commies have taken over his town, zombified his family and claimed creation rights to the smartphone.If you enjoyed the video PLEEZE LYKE AND ZUBSCRYBE!
SBS: TURTLEY BODACIOUS XMAS DUDE Switch Blade Salad 2015-12-30 | Those eyes. Those socks. THOSE TEETH.The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles butcher all your holiday favourites in this excerpt from this holiday hell tape from 1994. 30 minutes has never felt more like three days.Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all y'all x
SBS: KRIS KRINGLES KRISTMAS KARNAGE Switch Blade Salad 2015-12-30 | Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Switch Blade Salad.Here's a festive clip from "Santa's Slay" featuring the always hot-as-hell Fran Drescher and former WCW champion Bill Goldberg.Thanks for watching and have an awesome-o 2016 all y'all x
SBS: SEXY BLACK OPS Switch Blade Salad 2015-11-12 | It's easy to forget a simpler time, when you could steal a nuclear device from the military armed with only circus music, saloon girl outfits and a pair of amazing gams..
SBS: FOR ALL YOUR PEACEKEEPING NEEDS Switch Blade Salad 2015-11-12 | Everything you need for home safety.And Dragon Launchers.
SBS: GOD IS NOT A FAN OF YOUR 70s SCI-FI MARRIAGE Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-25 | These guys are obviously in a hurry, they're getting renewed when they hit 30.
SBS: SAFE SEX WITH UGLY STRANGERS Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-25 | A bunch of freelovin' lovers, including a genie, espouse contraception tips to remember when you're next banging anonymous strangers at various parties.
SBS: VELVET - DEATH DANCERS Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-24 | Intro to pilot for failed show "Velvet" The misadventures of a group of inner-city dance instructors who are also a Black Ops commando unit. Yes, really.STRONG. LIKE A MAG-NET.
SBS: VIDEO HORROR KILLED MY KIDS! Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-22 | Scaremongering Jive. The awesome-o Linnea Quigley makes a way-too-brief appearance, before moving on to yet another report about something that's probably gonna kill us all.
SBS: CRISPIN GLOVERS HOT CLOWN ADVENTURE Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-21 | If you enjoy the videos, pleeze lyke an zubscrybeCrispin Glover. Actor. Performer. Mentalist. This is his auteur music video "Clowny Clown Clown"A relatively well-known entity, but it sure beats another damn "10 things BTTF 2 got right" list.
SBS: CHATTER BOX! Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-21 | If you enjoy the videos, pleeze lyke an zubscrybe!Yes, you can stretch this joke to 75 minutes.Chatter Box, starring the lovely and talented Candice Rialson, gone way too soon.
SBS: QUAINT EMPHYSEMA Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-19 | If you enjoy the videos, pleeze lyke an zubscrybe.Wandering basslines, folksy singers, a guy who looks like my dad, and a brother saying "Man.." without irony. This is one of my favourite ads, a pleasant and charming lullaby to heart disease, if you will."Built in mouthpiece"
SBS: PEGGYS GONORRHEA ESCAPADE Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-18 | If you enjoy the videos, pleeze lyke and zubscribeGet the town together! Break out the commie propaganda! Peggy, that floozy, has actually done the sex and is now paying the well-deserved price. Fortunately, the world's most doom-laden doctor and his ice bitch matron pal are on hand to dish out their preachy, condescending and ultimately useless advice.Still, I'd like those posters, Y'know? brighten up the old homestead.
SBS: JACKIE VERNON & THE CHICKEN Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-18 | If you enjoy the videos, pleeze lyke an zubscribe!Jackie Vernon busts out a classic at the roast of fellow old-schooler Milton Berle. The old ones are the best ones, or so I'm informed.
SBS: RAINBOW SEX Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-17 | If you enjoy the videos, pleeze lyke an zubscrybe!Captured and facing imminent, Tiger-related death, a team of Vegas showgirls turned undercover commandos unleash CQC hell. Bourne would be proud.
SBS: KID (c)RAPPER Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-16 | If you enjoy the videos, pleeze lyke an zubscrybe!The best hip-hop comes from the soul, failing that, the bowel.
SBS: MEAT PATROL vs KNIFE LOVERS INC. Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-15 | If you enjoy the video, pleeze lyke an zubscrybe, thanks.When the liberators of stolen meat come up against collectors of commemorative knives, something's gotta give.
SBS: TRIGGERED WOMEN Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-14 | If you enjoy the videos, pleeze lyke an zubscrybe, Thanks y'all!It's the mid-90s, and no-one can move for all TEH EDGY going 'round. Especially in advertising, which was using casual shock tactics to sell everything. Ask Benetton.Did this magazine take off? I dunno, Google it.
SBS: THE BEST THING YOULL DO TODAY Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-14 | Thanks for watching.Do it again.If you enjoy the videos, pleeze lyke an zubscrybe, thanks.
SBS: SCOOBYS DOOBIES (psa) Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-13 | Thanks for watching, Pleeze lyke an zubscrybe!Hanna Barbera bust out this creepy-as-shit PSA to warn kids of the dangers of going on psychedelic voyages to the land of walking tablets and zombie-filled cabinets. They should've just gone whole hog and made that kid Shaggy.
SBS: BEST MOVIE ARGUMENT EVER. Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-13 | If you enjoy the video, pleeze lyke an zubscrybe!This meeting of minds is human chess at its very finest. A mental battle among men escalates to a fight of pure physicality, before subtly fading into zen-like tranquility.One participant tastes supremacy whilst the other must slink away, defeated, but noble.Truly, you have bested me YOUSONUVABITCH!Want more? (because the entire movie is this rad) then check out these guys:http://drafthousefilms.com/film/miami-connection
SBS: JUGGLEBUG ROCK! Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-13 | If you enjoy the video, pleeze lyke an zubscrybe!Juggling. It's not just for goatee-sporting hipsters anymore.Well actually, it totally is, and always will be, but who knew that it was also a scientifically proven form of exercise, just look at these fine physical specimens. (footage may not constitute juggling)The full video goes on for half an hour... Half an hour.
SBS: LILY MUNSTERS HAIR CARE Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-12 | If you enjoy the video, pleeze lyke an zubscrybe!twitter.com/SwitchBldeSaladThe wonderful Yvonne De Carlo takes time out from entertaining an empty room to inform us about her amazing looks, and not-so-amazing cue-card skills, in this commercial for Lustre-Creme shampoo.The world is a lesser place for her loss.
SBS: ROLF HARRIS SAYS: BEWARE OF MOLESTERS Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-12 | Those cops are clearly there to make an arrest of some sort.Life, eh?
SBS: CHARLTON HESTONS MPAA/TENNIS VARIETY HOUR Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-11 | If you enjoy the video, Pleeze lyke an zubscribe.Staunch gun-enthusiast and former APE FIGHTER Chuck Heston informs us on the risks of ignoring MPAA movie ratings. If you can't trust Moses in a sweet tracksuit, who can you trust?
SBS: O.J. SIMPSON, BETTER THAN A BIG CAR? Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-10 | Footballer, author, actor and convicted armed robber O.J. Simpson hopes to help Chevrolet murder the competition in this oddly sinister commercial from the 70'sIf you enjoy the video, pleeze lyke an zubscribe
SBS: HOOKERS UNION Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-10 | Comedy sketch from teh 80's. Mostly meh, but has some sharp lines. From a time when comedians were generally fearless in the face of a pre-intarnetz audience.If you enjoy the vid, pleeze lyke an zubscribe
SBS: #NOTALLBATGIRLS Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-09 | The lovely Yvonne Craig, who will be *forever* missed, reunites with West and Ward to strike a blow for ladyhood. All well and good, but having the three of them getting paid top dollar to save Gotham city kinda takes the honour out of their spine-snapping chicanery.Yvonne Craig 1937-2015 If you enjoy the video, Pleeze lyke an zubscribe
SBS: (dont) TALK TO NKOTB! Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-09 | One of an immeasurable number of celebrity "HARTLYNES!" from the 80s/90s. Here, megastars NKOTB ask you to call them personally and chat about junk. (Disclaimer: you won't actually get to chat to them)The second upload today in which someone says "Word"If you enjoy the video, Pleeze lyke an zubscribe
SBS: FULL FORCE ARE BAAD MOFOs Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-09 | The same guys who beat the shit out of Kid in the House Party movies give you the WOORD on saying nope to dope in this 1989 campaign.Remember, you don't have to beam yourself up to feel important.If you enjoy the video, Pleeze lyke an zubscribe
SBS: SKATEBOARDERS FROM HELL! Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-07 | Damn kids with their automatic skating-boards, always killing each other and treating girls like crap.. Oh wait, I get it, they're like bikers. Except bikers aren't like that either.Eh, its only a movie. One no-one saw.If you enjoyed the video, Pleeze lyke an zubscribe.
SBS: BOOBIE CHEW BANNED PRODUCT Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-07 | It existed. But I heard it had bad taste.Good luck getting that song out your head.If you enjoyed the video, Pleeze lyke an zubscribe
SBS: NORD THE BARBARIC USED CAR SALESMAN Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-07 | Nord the Barbarian (later the WWE's Bezerker) shoots an ad for his dad's used car-lot, suplexing a guy through a windscreen in a frikkin' harsh as hell spot. If you enjoyed the video, pleeze lyke an zubscribe
SBS: ORANGE IS THE NEW WACK Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-07 | When I think of Women in Prison, I'm thinking Jess Franco, but here we have the lovely Julia Campbell instead. That's fine.Also features the great CCH Pounder. It may have only run for all of one season, but at least we'll always have this ace opening.Women in Prison - imdb:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092485/?ref_=ttep_ep_ttIf you enjoyed the video, please lyke an zubscribe!
SBS: PIRATE VIDEO GAMES BLOW UP YOUR SYSTEM Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-07 | Presented as a historical curiosity, nothing more or less. The team of Andy Crane and Violet Berlin explain how copying that floppy could land you in jail, destroy the videogame industry and blow up your Mega Drive. Thankfully, CDs are "almost impossible" to copy.If you enjoyed the video, Pleeze lyke an zubscribe!
SBS: CATS STICK THEIR HEADS THROUGH SHIT: THE MOVIE Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-07 | Before there was youtube, where the hell were people gonna get their cat videos from?Well, they got them from ACTUAL CAT VIDEOS such as this release from '95.An uncomfortable cat and a bit of cardboard. Hours of fun.If you enjoyed the video, pleeze lyke an zubscribe!
SBS: WANNA QUIT WORK? FREE BOOKLET! Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-07 | Spare a thought for pre-internet financial scammers. Back then it was all about phonecalls for booklets, which is a far more laborious process than having your get-rich-quick scheme appear as a pop-up on Pirate Bay."I Like That."If you enjoyed the video, pleeze lyke an zubscribe
SBS: STAR WARS VS SEAFOOD DELICACIES Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-07 | If you enjoyed the video, pleeze lyke an zubskrybe!From the land of the rising sun. All our heroes from the Star Wars trilogy show up sporting different faces to shill us canned Tuna.Vader gets in on the action wearing is his iconic shellsuit. C3PO dodders around, clearly post-op.I'm sure Lucasfilm received payment for this. Yessiree.
SBS: OLD SPICE = PUSSY MAGNET Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-06 | Want girls from all walks of life to sit around drearily thinking about you? wear Old Spice aftershave. Yeah, I know it makes you smell like your 1970's dad but, according to these classy lassies, Old Spice makes you smell like "You sure know what you're doing."Whatever that means.So men and women everywhere, wanna meet easily distracted girls? Splash it on.If you enjoyed the video, PLEEZE LYKE UN ZUBSCRIBE
SBS: PIA ZADORAS GUIDE TO 80s LIVING Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-06 | Psycho-moppet Pia Zadora warbles her way through the lengthily titled "You Bring Out The Lover In Me" whilst living in a vomit-inducing, day-glo, carefree 80's public toilet.The hair, the clothes, the music, the *fucking batshit* choreography. They sure don't make them like this anymore.And we're WAY worse off for itIf you enjoyed the video, PLEEZE LIKE AN ZUBSCRIBE!
SBS: KNOCKOUTS! SEXAY OPENING RAP & SKITS Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-06 | If you enjoyed the video, pleeze lyke an zubscrybe, It makes a big difference, to me at least.The half awesome, half suicidal opening rap from Jackie Stallone's "Knockouts" foxy boxing video, a side-step from the excellent G.L.O.W wrestling promotion.Combines sexay laydeez with awful rapping and cheese-filled skits. Keep an eye out from cameos from Traci Lords, and the boom mic.I gotta go with Brooklyn, who was also GLOW's badass broad Hollywood, though I really like the slick 'do on motherfucker Cartella. who's from Columbia, and therefore a drug smuggler.Yeah, hardly the most racially sensitive sport.Who's the best rapper/gimmick? Comment below!
SBS: THE HARDEST DATE NIGHT EVER Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-06 | From 1946, a video explaining, step by step, the human chess game and psychological masterclass that is "Going to Junior Prom"Thrill to the carnage and sexual tension as "No-Shits-Given" Frank and his smug pal Jerry take out smokin' mommas Margaret and Helen, who is clearly off her face.Just the sequence on introductions at 5:50 is migraine inducing.If you enjoyed the video, PLEEZE LYKE UN ZUBSCRIBE!!
SBS: GRAND THEFT OUGHTA (pif/psa) Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-06 | A gang of representative kids play a pretty damn dull arcade game that lectures them on the dangers of driving under the influence. Still, awesome graphics for the time, must've been on laserdisc.Bafflingly, his friends hang out with him for the whole game, even though it's twice as long as Witcher 3. If you enjoyed the video, PLEEZE LYKE AN ZUBSCRIBE!
SBS: DAVID vs GOLIATH, NOW WITH ADDED SASS Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-06 | If you enjoy the video, PLEEZE LYKE AN ZUBSCRYBE!I somewhat remember the classic story of David & Goliath. But my memory must be fuzzy, as I don't recall there being any sassy vixens, cheerleaders, rapping 1940's press reporters or kids in Jurassic Park T-shirts. Nor do I recall it being in the framing device of a giant, dead-eyed cat.But then, I have a lot of growing up to do.
SBS: KARATE RAP! TRAIN YUR BADDAY! Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-06 | It's 1986, not now it isn't, but it was then.Husband and Wife duo David and Holly Seeger bust a rhyme on the benefits of "Karaday"Things get fucking weird 3 minutes in..Features Karaday Girl, Some guy charging us with Mitsuko's Battle Royale weapons, and an attempt to rhyme "Car" with "Ninja"Great stuff.Learn more about the guys responsible here:http://www.samuraistudios.comIf you enjoyed the video, PLEEZE LYKE AN ZUBSCRIBE!
SBS: NINJA TURTLES WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL Switch Blade Salad 2015-10-06 | Three dudes espouse the dangers of getting into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, who were "Hero" Turtles back in my day and country.Anyway, if you part of the craze way back then, chances are you're well into poisoning people and trashing schools by now.Who knew BeBop was so dang problematic?If you enjoyed the video, PLEEZE LYKE AN ZUBSCRIBE!
