Free your mind, and embrace the blue.Ranking MLP Villains with Memesbanquo02024-10-02 | For this list, the definition of 'villain' is tricky. I don't want to get into it because idk how many of y'all even read descriptions, but here's the jist: not every antagonist is a villain. You can be an asshole, but not a villain.
Anyway... colorful horses, I guess. These are my opinions.Im The Friend You Need Cover (ft. @ViolightMLP & @voxelhoof4975 )banquo02024-09-26 | It could be rough out there, but don't worry, ponies. I'm the friend you need and i totally won't sell you out to pay my back taxes! Trust me :)
Boy it's been a while since I've done a song cover. I've missed it.
Featuring my good friends @voxelhoof4975 & @ViolightMLP. Go follow and subscribe and stuff!
Also, I'm not a furry I think.How Does Sentience Work in Equestria?banquo02024-09-16 | The answer is: I don't know. I sure as heck tried to find out tho.
This turned out to be a way more convoluted question than I thought at the beginning of this process. So, it took me longer than I thought to make this video. The "if it has hooves" theory doesn't really work either. Anyway, justice for cows and sheep. Princess Twilight, only you can bring the reform Equestria needs.
Sentience Level 0 Social Media Platform: https://x.com/Banquo05
Did I make a 7 and a half minute video just to say how much I hate Sludge? Perhaps.My 10 Years of My Little Pony Conventionsbanquo02024-08-18 | August 2024 marks 10 years that I've had the privilege of attending My Little Pony Conventions. I'd like to talk a trot down memory lane and recall my numerous experiences, and what made them all so special. This is a slightly more personal dive into my life than I'm used to doing, but don't worry, we'll return to our dumb blue horse antics soon.
I can't express how much this fandom and community has changed my life for the better, and I'm looking forward to the future of these conventions as well! Hope to see you all at some of these marvelous events in the future!
Music: Background Music: You Have Friends in Maretime Bay - Wandering Artist Outro Music: Moonsounds - SlyphStorm
This video came about because of a instrumental sample recreating 'Fireflies' by Owl City. This is my friend who made it for me years ago: @krizzz7940House of Mare-ers [TYT Trashpost]banquo02024-07-12 | I'm looking at the mare in the mirror~
Tell Your Tale Season 2 Episode 16What Is A Hippogriff?banquo02024-06-25 | Are they Hippos? Are they Griffons? Are they neither? Do I even know how to spell? Class is back in session to answer these questions and more! And to whomever snitched to the Board of Education about my teaching credentials... nopony likes a narc.
My Disappointment is Immeasurable - TheReportOfTheWeek Under the Sea - Timeflies4850 Yas Queen - Brooklyn Nine-Nine Where Do Babies Come From - youtube.com/watch?v=9EKAuwk2ugU
We've got a couple minutes and a little time to play~ It's such a bop, tho.I Searched My Little Pony on BuzzFeedbanquo02024-06-02 | It's about as bad as you would expect. I don't think there are any Pulitzer Prizes being given out for the articles here. At least the quizzes are harmless enough. Do not attempt on your own; I am a professional doofus.
Why Are You Like This? - The Amazing Digital Circus
Music: Background Music: Star Light Zone - Sonic the Hedgehog OST Outro Music: Moonsounds - SlyphStorm
Inside of me are 3 Ponies and they all share 1 braincell.Where the Rainbows are Made [TYT Trashpost]banquo02024-05-16 | Somewheeeere over the raaaaainboooooow~
Tell Your Tale Season 2 Episode 12: Where the Rainbows Are MadeYou Know What They Say...banquo02024-05-06 | As the old saying goes.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Starring @CantoAcrylic as Twilight Sparkle Me as Applejack
Inspired by this skit by Gus Johnson: youtube.com/watch?v=vgMJ7Pp7fnABlockyWockys In 51 Secondsbanquo02024-04-14 | Basically My Little Pony Tell Your Tale: BlockyWockys but way too fast. Izzy, this is a huge liability, you need to go through the proper channels before you do something like this.
Music: Invincible - Sonic the Hedgehog 3 OST We Like To Party - Vengaboys
Shoutout to anyone who caught the Six Flags reference. That real life picture is actually Six Flags New Orleans.
Hasbro, if you copyright this, you really need to touch some grass.What Is Farfalle?banquo02024-04-01 | The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for you is my last name ;) The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle. The proper name for Bowtie pasta is Farfalle.MLP G4 Song Tier Listbanquo02024-03-17 | The horses sing a lot.
Boundless thanks to my friend, the magnanimous Shaulaise for putting this tier list together. twitch.tv/shaulaise
Music: Old New Home 2 - Vanware Outro: Moonsounds - SlyphStormCracked It [TYT Trashpost]banquo02024-03-14 | EGG.
Tell Your Tale Season 2 Episode 9: Cracked ItHey Guys... #shortsbanquo02024-02-20 | My friend Sapphire Ice got really high and dropped a voice message in the group Discord server.What Is Hearts and Hooves Day?banquo02024-02-14 | What has pink hearts, flowers, romance, and horses? Does anyone know? WRONG! It's Hearts and Hooves Day! But a better question is, what exactly is this thing anyway? Tune in with your favorite flavor tub of ice cream as we try to figure it out! There's no time to be lonely when there's ponies to fill the void!
Insanely Idiotic - Billy Madison Ship It! - ColeyDoesThings youtube.com/watch?v=YVZ8xhvymwQ Green Lantern gets Pummeled - Justice League War Epic Facepalm - The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult So Uncivilized - Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith
My Little Pony Season 2 Episode 17 Hearts and Hooves Day My Little Pony Season 8 Episode 10 The Break Up Break Down Tell Your Tale Season 1 Episode 44 Secret Ad-Mare-er
"If you don't buy shiny expensive gifts, how will your special somepony know you love them?" - Corporations like Hasbro probablyMLP Vibe Checkbanquo02024-01-23 | I'm old. I don't know what a vibe is. I certainly don't know how to check a pony's vibes. Maybe this tool can help me figure it out. We should all try to channel our inner Tree Huggers. Totally.
Credits: Music: Hooves & Sandcastles - Nel Fire My Little Doomsday: Applejack - Piemations Careless Whisper - George Michael Crunkin' By The Book - Jake Whyman Math Jumpscare - Sakura Miko Probably - John Mulaney Outro: Moonsounds - Slyphstorm
Ponies are radical. I would never want to, like, try to OWN a pony. They're not like, MY My Little Pony, y'know? That's totally unnatural. Y'know what I mean...?Horse of the Rising Sun [Character Meme]banquo02024-01-14 | I had no idea there were so many versions of this song. I bet each pony would have their favorite. Which one is yours?
0:00 Granny Smith (Past) - Tom Clarence Ashley & Gwen Foster 0:13 Granny Smith (Present) - Bob Dylan 0:21 Rainbow Dash - The Animals 0:33 Sunset Shimmer - Frijid Pink 0:42 Rarity - Jody Miller 0:51 Applejack - Dolly Parton 0:59 Fluttershy - Sinéad O'Connor 1:07 Pinkie Pie - Bicicletas 1:17 Starlight Glimmer - Five Finger Death Punch 1:30 Twilight Sparkle - Lauren O'Connell 1:47 Octavia Melody - Ramin Djawadi 1:55 Vinyl Scratch - Secret Tunes2023 Movie Tier List (feat. Thoth Penswell)banquo02024-01-07 | For those who didn't know, I watch a LOT of movies. So I thought I'd make a tier list of every film I've seen in 2023! I brought along an actual film connoisseur to see if he can help shed some light on what makes good cinema! But he's also a funny horse, so it should be a good time!
Follow Thoth here: twitter.com/ThothPenswell Follow RiffPoines here: twitter.com/RiffPoniesLunas Future (Male Cover) [feat. @voxelhoof4975]banquo02023-12-25 | This year, I round out my song covers from the phenomenal Holiday themed episode of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: A Hearth's Warming Tail. This time, Snowfall Frost is having an existential crisis at the hellscape she would bring about by destroying Hearth's Warming Eve. Just your run-of-the-mill kids stuff.
Thanks once again to @voxelhoof4975 for joining this eerily dark Christmas-themed cover.
I claim no ownership of MLP FiM, please stop haunting my 1-bedroom apartment, Ghost of Hasbro's Lawyers.What I Finally Learned All Over Again (Chapter 6) [Mr. Poniator Parody]banquo02023-12-17 | At long last, we've completed all of the the lessons taught by My Little Pony Make Your Mark (until further notice). This video is based on a series created by @mppppppppppppppm
Who's furry oc did Hasbro rip off in Secrets of Starlight??Equestrias Got Talent [TYT Trashpost]banquo02023-12-07 | I wonder if Roger Ebert exists in Equestrian History?
Tell Your Tale Episode 69 (lol): Equestria's Got TalentHow Big a Brony Are You? 2!banquo02023-11-27 | With my massive giga horse brain, I've developed 20 MORE questions to scientifically determine how big of a Brony you are! Post your score down in the comments below if you have no shame, like me!
Once again, disclaimer: the points mean absolutely nothing, it's just a silly quiz for the hell of it.
Credits: Disappointed Father Vine: youtube.com/watch?v=CZgGSxYq_ww I Got No More Use For This Guy - My Cousin Vinny The Horse Says - Futurama Music: Home - The Lost Vikings OST Outro Music: Moonsounds - SlyphStorm2023 Movie Tier List (feat. Thoth Penswell)banquo02023-11-26 | For those who didn't know, I watch a LOT of movies. So I thought I'd make a tier list of every film I've seen in 2023! I brought along an actual film connoisseur to see if he can help shed some light on what makes good cinema! But he's also a funny horse, so it should be a good time!
Follow Thoth here: twitter.com/ThothPenswell[Spoilers] MYM Chapter 6 Reaction #shorts #mlp #mylittlepony #spoilersbanquo02023-11-24 | I- I- What the fuck???H8 Seed feat. MictheMicrophone - Petrified (Banquo Cover)banquo02023-10-31 | Don't look into my eyes... you won't be able to look away...
A classic Brony fandom song from 2012 is perfect for the -Halloween- Nightmare Night season!
H8 Seed: @TraceMychalxo MictheMicrophone: @MicTheMicrophoneZeroWhat Is A Princess?banquo02023-10-22 | Ponies in executive power are called Princess. But what does that actually mean? Is royalty a genetic characteristic in the realm of ponies as tradition would have us believe? Let's attempt to answer that question together, and hope we don't fail miserably. Who's your favorite popular pretty pony princess???
I'm still stuck on a crumbling social media hellhole, so find me on it here: twitter.com/Banquo05
Credits: Music: The Pillars of Equestria - Naturematthe & Michael Picher Shia LaBeouf Clapping - "Shia LaBeouf" Live - Rob Cantor The Ever Useful Tuxedo Mask - Sailor Moon Midwest Grandparents - youtube.com/watch?v=rg8TdpQiJgQ
You can call me queen beeeeee~ and baby i'll ruuuuuule~~ let me live that fantasy~Lavarynth [TYT Trashpost]banquo02023-10-05 | Where the hell did these scalie bastards come from??
Tell Your Tale Episode 62: LavarynthWhat I Learned All Over This Time (Chapter 5) [Mr. Poniator Parody]banquo02023-09-29 | What have we learned from Make Your Mark Chapter 5? This video is based on a series created by @mppppppppppppppm
I feel bad for Posey.MLP Characters I Could Fight #shortsbanquo02023-09-12 | Damn, horses got hooves. Music: RKDM & GrazySmash - Melting PointLove Calculator vs Your MLP Shipsbanquo02023-09-05 | Do these ships hold water? I asked the Love Calculator to predict the success probability of your My Little Pony Ships! Can the objective quality of a fandom ship be determined by an online algorithm? The truth will not shock you at all! Thank you to all who submitted answers on Youtube and Twitter!
Speaking of, you can find me on here before the platform dies: twitter.com/Banquo05
Disclaimer: This is video is made for humor and entertainment purposes. Do not try to find meaning or philosophical truth in this silly horse video. Please ship responsibly.
Credits: You Lied to Me - ASDF Movie 6 Bullshit - Spiderman Far From Home Wrong - Star Wars the Last Jedi
Music: Someday - Replacer Outro: Moonsounds - SlyphStormMoon Festival [TYT Trashpost]banquo02023-08-24 | The night shall last an indeterminate amount of time!! - Princess Moon Moon 2023
Tell Your Tale Episode 59: Moon FestivalDiamond Tiara (MIKA Parody)banquo02023-08-22 | This song predates MLP FIM, but I only came across this pretty recently. I was really thinking about the lyrics and thought about how I could picture Diamond Tiara singing it as a frustrated ballad towards her insufferable mother. I've been holding a grudge against the girl ever since she crossed the line in Flight to the Finish, but since she had her reformation arc, maybe it's about time I forgive her.
This song is probably the hardest song I've sang to date. I even got a noise complaint while I was recording it. I was pretty nervous about how much falsetto I had to use, but I figure I've got to at least try. Hopefully it turned out tolerable.
"I need to say something." "For the last time, child, do not associate with those lower class ponies. They are no good for you."
[Verse 1] Do I believe that I could deceive them with my painted smile? Am I too haughty? What will it cost me? Does that make it alright?
Shouldn't be wholesome, Told to be loathsome Deep down I'm a bit shy Why don't they like me, why don't they like me No matter how hard I try?
[Pre-Chorus] I tried to be Diamond Tiara But all of their looks were too sad, ah What is this game that I'm part of? I've gone identity mad!
[Chorus 1] I could be brown, I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful, I could be purple I could be anything you like Gotta be green, gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Why don't they like me? Why don't they like me? They all run for the door!
"This attitude is quite unbecoming!"
[Verse 2] This isn't like me, this isn't rightly living a life of disdain Put on a pedestal not theoretical All that it caused me was pain
Why don't you like me, why don't you like me Grilling me all of the time Not gonna buy into what you're tryin to turn me into I'm just fine
[Pre-Chorus] I want to be Diamond Tiara But all their looks were too sad, ah Now it is time for the new start of Going identity mad!
[Chorus 2] I could be brown, I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful, I could be purple I could be anything you like Gotta be green, gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Walk out the door!
[Bridge] Is that what you want? To satisfy yourself But you only want to put everypony else around you down You down
[Chorus 2] I could be brown, I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful, I could be purple I could be anything I like
Gotta be green, gotta be mean Gotta be everything more If you don't like me? If you don't like me? Walk out the door!
[Chorus 2] I could be brown, I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful, I could be purple Not gonna be what you like Gotta be green, gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Now that I like me! Now that I like me! I'm gonna Walk out the door!
"Well I never!"
"Bite me, mother!"
I don't own MLP or MIKA or being a terrible mother. Hasbro, if you come after me, I'll use my falsetto again to weaponize my cringe and break all the windows in your big black vans. MIKA.... we're cool, I like your song.[Update] Thank You, EFNW 2023, The Futurebanquo02023-08-04 | Blue Horse rambles about things and stuff - Aug 2023 (Colorized)
Thank you to all for your continued support, I hope to see a lot of you at EFNW 2023, and I'll do my best to continue making videos same as always in the coming years!
Music: http://www.purple-planet.comWhat is a Brony? (ft. @Lerovun)banquo02023-07-30 | These creatures have a fascinating history, and an even more fascinating presence in today's world. Join us as we dive headfirst into this hotly studied question: What is a B-R-O-N-Y?
This is an unfathomably complex topic, so I've enlisted the help of fellow horse intellectual Professor @Lerovun for assistance. Please subscribe to them for far more educated content than anything you'll find here.
A huge thank you to LittleShyFiM for their thorough and meticulous website that renders this video completely redundant: whatisabrony.com
I stand by what I said, Hasbro, and Youtube. Get bent.What I Learned All Over Yet Again (Chapter 4) [Mr. Poniator Parody]banquo02023-07-11 | We have more lessons from Make Your Mark Chapter 4. This video is based on a series created by @mppppppppppppppm.
My headcanon is Misty can turn her new colors on and off like a lightswitch.Bridlewoodstock [TYT Trashpost]banquo02023-06-30 | PippPippPippPipp
Tell Your Tale Episode 55: Bridlewoodstock
You didn't need to post that - Gianni Matragrano youtu.be/o048xeNQ3WoBanquo Reviews: Make Your Mark Chapter 4banquo02023-06-13 | Be sure to subscribe for more in depth MLP G5 Reviews and Analysis! Totally, definitely, deadass.
Music: purple-planet.comWhat is a Ponys Age?banquo02023-06-10 | How old are the ponies? Is there an answer to this question? Do they even age, or are they eldritch beings? I'm glad you asked none of these questions because we're going to be exploring them anyway. Let us find out together if time is indeed real or just a social construct.
This idea came about during a discussion in a server belonging to one fellow Brony Youtuber @Lerovun.
Credits: Music: purple-planet.com I Went to College - Spongebob Just One More Thing - Columbo Denver Timelapse: youtu.be/G1ETqI8DDIY It Just Don't Add Up - Looney Tunes Markiplier Punches You - Markiplier Matt Damon Aging - Saving Private Ryan Crank Chop - Vince Offer
Disclaimer: This isn't actually science, in case you didn't figure it out by now. It's ramblings of a deranged horse.As The Misty Clears [TYT Trashpost]banquo02023-06-01 | They really turned Misty into Frodo, huh.
Tell Your Tale Episode 53: As The Misty ClearsShining Armors Searchbanquo02023-05-22 | He's going on a journey.Cody Simpson - La Da Dee (Banquo Cover) [MV by @SpaceOddpony]banquo02023-05-10 | Whoooo! This song is such a bop!
This was originally planned to be just a simple song cover, but then I reached out to my friend @SpaceOddpony for a quick looped gif, and the madlad said, "Why don't I just animate the whole thing?" That's exactly what they did, and my God, does it look amazing! Not to mention all the cool easter eggs peppered in throughout the video; shoutout to you who catch all of them! Please go check out their channel for more animated goodness and even more blue pony greatness. Thank you all for watching!!
La Da Dee by Cody Simpson Animated Music Video by @SpaceOddponyI Searched My Little Pony on IGNbanquo02023-04-30 | What does the self described "#1 destination for all video game news, expert reviews, and walkthroughs" have to say about My Little Pony? What about the other media that's been released over the years? I want to hear from some entertainment gurus, so come join me as I see what they have to say.
Credits: Music: Speedpaint - BL1NKY Oh Brother This Guy Stinks! - Spongebob Will Smith NO - I Am Legend Outro Music: Moonsounds - Slyphstorm
God I love pnies.What I Learned All Over Again [Mr. Poniator Parody]banquo02023-04-10 | This covers all the lessons from My Little Pony G5 we've learned so far other than Tell Your Tale. This video is based on a series created by @mppppppppppppppm.
If this video gets marked as For Kids, it's all canon.Mission Imponable [TYT Trashpost]banquo02023-04-07 | Sunny is kinda a badass in this one.
Tell Your Tale Episode 49: Mission ImponableRick Astley - Together Forever (Banquo Cover)banquo02023-04-01 | What can I say, it's a good song.
Credit to Rick Astley for the original, obviously.
Made for April Fools' 2023.What Is A Bit?banquo02023-03-12 | The Horse Economy is built on these things called bits, but what exactly is a bit? In today's lecture, we're studying fiscal systems, so I hope you brought your stock portfolios. I put all my stocks into Sunny Starscout's Smoothie Cart business. We're just in a gully, trust me, bro, trust me. It's not a ponzi scheme, it's multilevel marketing.
I came up with this idea at Harmonycon 2023 while rewatching old episodes with my buddy twitter.com/ValkyrieHorse. It devolved into absolute madness, and severe brainrot.
Anyway, thanks in part to @doc_anubis and @Star_Strike for a few references from their video about bits. youtube.com/watch?v=8hdn-vJ2m8c
Disclaimer: I'm not a theorist or an analyst. I'm an idiot.MLP G5 Shipping Tier Listbanquo02023-02-14 | Happy Hearts and Hoofness Day, Horses. Prepare yourselves for more deranged ramblings of dumb blue horse as I make a tier list of My Little Pony Generation 5 ships. If you have a significant other, I hope you had a lovely day. For the rest of us, losers, let's just rank some horses. What's your top tier G4 ship? Leave a comment below because... Youtube.
Tiermaker didn't have one of these, so I had to make my own.