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Hey, why don't we all take a trip to Kinoplex ฮฒ-006? Need my fix of the next heckin' Reddit capeshit Another hit, getting lit off unadulterated quips Just a sip, let me in, I need to feed my inner kid
"Single ticket?" Sorry it's a couples only premiere Now make way for Chad and Stacy, take the exit to the rear Maybe if you're patient there will be a cancellation, here You can wait in isolation with the other dregs and queers
(Now strip) It's the policy, no outside food or drink (Show that dick) It's the policy, it only hurts a bit (Spread those lips) And I promise you we'll try and make it quick (Bend those hips) It's the policy, now don't forget the tip
Take a trip to the lobby, niggas houngry in this bitch Need my fix of buttered shit, pump that syrup in my drip Evening Robert, how's it poppin'? Got a dish you recommend? "Crabs legs, ocean fresh, don't forget the seeznins!"
"Single dish?" Sorry it's a couples only dinner now Make way for Brad and Lacey, take a ticket and get out Maybe if you're patient we will save a plate of Falcon Chow We can't wait to hear 'em say "here comes the plane", slurp it down
(Little bitch) It's the policy, hop back into the line (Take your pick) It's the policy, off to the popcorn mines (With your shit) No more cryin', punchin' in, pay the fine (Double shift) Hear the siren, gotta split, nearly time
(Now strip) It's the policy, no outside food or drink (Show that dick) It's the policy, it only hurts a bit (Spread those lips) And I promise you we'll try and make it quick (Bend those hips) It's the policy, now don't forget the tip
Usher tears my ticket; I go in and find my seat See it taken by mistake by a beautiful black queen Miss, I think there's been a mix-up, cause this seat was meant for me "Fuck you bitch, dis where I be, finna call up the police!"
In the aisle, where I sit, spilled my beans, someone tripped Babies crying, someone shit, ushers scream "Where's my tip!?" There's a fire, this is lit, hear the scholars hollering Settle in, show begins, take a knee for the anthem
Sit back and relax, it's the policy you fats Swallow every bit, leave a tip and don't forget to clapHMWH - MIAGBNWAHard Men Working Hard2023-09-20 | Hard Men Working Hard are Zenki, Vys & Lakembra.
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I'm a devil but you know I'm not a fiend
Got a problem but it's not the way that it seems And I got a lot of wants unchecked but now they're turning into needs Cock deep in all your streams, comment poetry that reads: "On my knees miss, can I get crumb of that pussy?"
What's the fee? What's the charge? Sell your soul for 20 bucks? 4K close-ups of your private inner thoughts? Tough pick, but on this, gotta listen to my dick Dignity has cratered and he's saying I should buy the dip
Plenty of chicks, take your pick, got a slit for every palate Add 'em to your cart, check out and now indulge your filthy habit Acting savage like an animal, just put him down, he's rabid Hasn't had a moments rest and he could use a little nap
It's just a chemical imbalance, a minor mental challenge I'm doing fine, relax, I've just got to empty my ballast I'm unpacking all of this baggage that's stacking up, but I'll manage If your body is a palace then it's filled with fucking trash
But I am up to my teeth (he's up to his gums) I'll feed you my seed (formerly cum) Don't want to believe that my queen's a mirage I want to break free (wrap your lips round a gun)
Why son!? Lord took him far too young Oh god, take me, his life had only just begun And I know he wasn't perfect but we did all could be done Lord here, nah dawg, bet we don't fuckin want him
'Cause that coomer had it coming, going cuckoo with his plumbing Plugged his head up with his cum and so he couldn't hear my warning Never wanted it like this, he's a stupid fuckin kid But rules are rules, rule we did, pack your bags for a trip
Farewell bitch, enjoy eternity in hell, kid Taste of smut, now you're fucked, Can you smell it? So fresh, that's your flesh, watch it melting Was it worth it? (Hell yes)
Such bliss, feel the spit drip down across my chest Finding heaven in a seven minute session by request Reckon I could keep it revvin' but my flesh has second guessed No, I never learn my lesson, I'm a devil, I'm obsessed
What a messHMWH - No MotiveHard Men Working Hard2023-08-20 | Hard Men Working Hard are Zenki, Vys & Lakembra.
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Lyrics: Blackmail pyramid, several levels deep Every asset with an asset with an asset under feet Scratch the surface, take a peek, see what's hiding underneath Everybody's got a little secret they would kill to keep
Sleepless night again, just me in my own head I did what they all said but still the pills have no effect I don't care, yeah 'cause today I made a friend And I met him on an asian basket making asshole rating thread
I digress, man I swear, he's just like me for real 'Cause he talks like me, so thoughtfully and I can't believe it It feels real weird, what's his deal? Who's he with? Is he fake? What's his name? (Who? HitlerRapist1488?)
Heil mates, howdy kids, how's the ethno-state my nigs? I like hobbies, I like things, yeah no cap, bussin, fo' shiz I'm not cringe, I'm like you, what it do? Who's your crew? Who you fuck with? Red or Blue? Jews rule, ain't it true?
Anybody here wanna buy a gun? Anyone here ever wanna build a bomb? Hey, let's all go and have some fun Just dancing on the White House lawn
Anybody ever wanna kill a politician? Anyone here ever had a violent thought? Yo, you can open up and spill your guts to me, alright?
Late at night, I can hear them all laughing as I type But the glow is so inviting and it sure is cold outside Who am I? Just a guy with way too much free time (Hold the line please) Yo check out this fucking schizotype!
Sleepless night again but now I got a voice stuck inside my head And it's saying "no more playing now, it's time to be a man" I'm scared, I thought he was my one and only friend But now the voice is pushing hard and it won't stop until they're dead
Sure is funny how it's never moneyed men who eat the lead No, you never see 'em shooting suits or fucking with the feds Scratch my head, that's a puzzle, yeah it really makes me think Just crazy kids on the brink, unavoidable, tragic
Let's yeet some fucking granny counting pennies at the store She's like 80 anyway don't get your panties in a knot How bout the tots, target's soft, yeah lets fucking kill 'em all At the school, at the mall, line 'em up and watch 'em fall
So, why'd you do it? Who can say? FBI won't find a trace Some might say Islamic State Others say a broken brain
Were you born or were you made? Where should we assign the blame? Lets run another battery Best if you co-operate
Helping hands and friendly face The trust has got to go both ways So nothing ventured, nothing gained Hey no one said it'd be easy
There's enemies on every page Now hidden inbetween the frames So tell me, the demons, are they Now in the room with you and me?
Key-phrase on the radio waves I'm about to let loose in a video game But I dare not speak out my true enemy's name Gotta keep on my mask for the fancy charade
And there's no motive, there's still no motive No one knows the motive, he's got no motive Oh no, no motive, there's still no motive No one knows the motiveHMWH - City of DreamsHard Men Working Hard2022-10-31 | We're trying something a little different on this one. Please enjoy. Hard Men Working Hard are Zenki, Vys & Lakembra.
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Lyrics: Eyes shut, lay back Your mind dives into the black Breath in, hold tight Feel the stress of the pressure inside
Let go, just yield Clarity and purpose revealed Our hope, your cause Sun sets and the future calls
Be still, do you feel it? The Primacy has decreed to the Prefects They're calling thee to sleep now, believe it Be not afraid my brother, He wills it
My soul, it vibrates pure light from within Without sin, it illuminates While I prepare to annihilate and violate vile apostates I cross blades and seek glory in the late phase
I lock, load, measure up and head to the gates Where fame, fortune and blood will soon await I say farewell to the sun and to my place On this earth, in this life and by your grace
I return to your arms, free of harm, full of life In His eyes I am cleansed and sanctified My heart given over as sacrifice Mind's eye bears witness to paradise
City of dreams, will you join me? Wipe away tears, now do you see What dreams may come? Hope and fear bound as one and the voices sung together
City of dust, will you join us? All that can be and all that was Where the sun never sets on the golden steps No more pain and regret, just rest
In the temple of waking There's nothing left but the echoes of ages Set rhythm to the cadence of ancients And make haste with the time that they gave us
In the temple of faithless The covetous swept over the traces Text hidden to the gaze of invaders Awaken and guide the pious to greatness
Jade flash and the fire's abating Time lapse while I'm lying in stasis Gate crash with divine invitation Tongue lashes with malign invocation
Red rivers tracing paths over faces Baptised by the iron of nations Send shivers to the hearts of the traitors May the liars never find salvation
Underbelly is an eddy, I'm pacing Siren calls and my heartbeat hastens Eager people try to take their places As the fate of a nation awaits us
I look out upon a sea of faceless All the pained and the hollow and graceless Souls forsaken, save your faith 'cause God calls and it's time to wake up
Wake Up!
It's just a dream! Fear not the astral enemy! It's just a dream! Open your eyes and find your spirit free
City of dreams, will you join me? Wipe away tears, now do you see What dreams may come? Hope and fear bound as one and the voices sung together
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Lyrics: In the dead of night I'm behind enemy lines The mission, should I accept: get in and grab the prize The intel classified, only for kosher eyes I keep my kippah tight, get caught and they'll deny
Procurement onsite, be ready for a fight Night vision, watch your step, don't cross the trip wires Look out, hide, you got Sayeret coming by PP7 to the head, I take 'em out silent like (Rebuild that temple)
Oy vey, what a mess I made Stealth kill while I cry in pain I'm bunny hopping on rabbi's brain Press F, Pay respects now (What a shame)
EMP, shut it down, perfect dark, going loud CQC, take 'em out, light 'em up, (Tango down) Judo chop, make 'em drop, double tap, crackle, pop Laptop gun'll make 'em pick you up with a mop
Grab the lot, make it quick, fill my cup, take a sip Nice and hot, from the tit, double shot, it's legit Milky milky, smooth and silky, mummy gimme booba bitty Yummy titty, do it, fill me up until it fucking kills me
Oy vey, what a mess I made Spilled milk'll make me cry in pain I'll be frank, your chest fruit is strange 'Cause nothing else'll make me feel this way
Not a single thing on the chosen's planet Would I place above those beloved mammaries Even the biggest hater will stop and stammer, Damn her Her milk's the only meal I plan for
From the first glimpse I was enamoured I kept a journal and a photo by my bedside while at Stanford Flawlessly she's filled with trad candor High demand for everything she stands for, the gold standard!
And I don't care that your back is fucked I just want Ashkenazi jugs And I don't care that you've got a guy From what I heard, he plays for the other side
And I don't care that you sing like shit I'm just here for those Semite tits Fill me up, Give me a sip Beddy byes, say goodnight, tuck me in and make a wish
Finally unwinding from hysteria, mania Suckle 'til I buckle like a starving Transylvanian Chase this bird more than Sylvester, there is no explaining it Total psychosis controlling when I saw those veiny tits
But once I tasted this ambrosia, mentally I was sober Humanity returned to me, thank G-d it's over Now I'm touching grass like mowers, luckier than a clover But even so sir, she still revs my motor
And I don't care that your back is fucked I just want Ashkenazi jugs And I don't care that you've got a guy From what I heard, he plays for the other side
And I don't care that you sing like shit I'm just here for those Semite tits Fill me up, Give me a sip Beddy byes, say goodnight, Tuck me in and make a wishHMWH - f33d1ng 71m3Hard Men Working Hard2022-08-23 | Remix of Feeding Time by HMWH: youtu.be/noyn-pkuHP0 Hard Men Working Hard are Zenki, Vys & Lakembra.
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-- Lyrics --
The sun is fleeting Day turns to night Dark is the being Unable to rise
Open your eyes and see the signs Unlock the door, take a step outside Through the thick smoke, we hear the cries Harness the pain that you feel inside
The sun is fleeting Day turns to night Dark is the being Unable to rise
Do what is needed Blood sacrifice Hearken the screaming And open your eyes
Use it, Use it, Use itHMWH - ApologiseHard Men Working Hard2022-01-20 | Hard Men Working Hard are Zenki, Vys & Lakembra. Cover art by Protski: twitter.com/protski
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Lyrics: Apologise, all you gotta do is cry and apologise All they want from you is to apologise Head down to the ground, ass to the sky Kiss the ring, quick now, won't say it twice
Quite the scene you've made, do you feel pride? Everybody's stopped to watch and you have all eyes Speak the words, sing 'em loud and say 'em right Now rise it's time to -
Apologise, take back all the lies and apologise Posting cringe online, think I wouldn't mind? Down bad, see you mad in the replies Did it all for the clout and the quick likes
Every seed you've sown, you will reap thrice Max cope doing damage to your hairline Take it back, there's a chance if you do it right Now rise it's time to -
Apologise for all your lies Look me in the eyes now and mean it Feel it, I don't believe it Get down on your knees now and scream it
Apologise for all your crimes Look me in the eyes now and mean it Scream it, I don't believe it On your hands and knees 'til you're bleeding
Apologise for all your ties Look me in the eyes now and mean it You're bleeding, I don't believe it Get down on your knees now and please it
Eyes fixed on the screen You'll see what we mean Not hard to believe Repeat after me
Eyes fixed on the screen You'll see what we see Not hard to believe Repeat after me
Now make amends for the shit you said but you never meant Too late to say it was all pretend Save face and take it on the chin Maybe then we'll let you back in
But don't forget, the truth always wins All your sins round your neck Tightening, cut the thread, do it quick
Stand up, dust off, now ain't it grand? They won't stop until they take all they can Understand, I got your soul in my hands Call me Prospero, you're my Caliban
We've got a handle on the mantle of command Not a friend left to catch you when you land Can't build trust on a bed of sand It's time to make amends
Eyes fixed on the screen You'll see what we mean Not hard to believe Repeat after me
Eyes fixed on the screen You'll see what we see Not hard to believe
Apologise for all your crimes Look me in the eyes now and mean it Scream it, I don't believe it On your hands and knees 'til you're bleeding
Apologise for all your ties Look me in the eyes now and mean it You're bleeding, I don't believe it Get down on your knees now and please itHMWH - The PumpHard Men Working Hard2021-11-29 | Hard Men Working Hard are Zenki, Vys & Lakembra. Cover art by Karat: instagram.com/radicle_kai
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Lyrics: Take a seat, grab a drink Clear your head now, don't overthink Feel the heat, Check your fit Nice one bro, you look like shit
There she is, remember kid She's more afraid of you than you are I think (Dude that's spiders) Wait, what? Shit, lemme check my script
Hair cut, button-down, chin up, chest out Look into their eyes, don't stare too much now Tight grip, ease up, play it cool, young buck First impression now, one shot, don't flub
Try this, stop that, one drink, throw 'em back Shit man, how many was that? Keep track, don't slack, sit up and relax (Panic got you manic and you're getting way off track)
Focus, get your mind on the locus Now don't choke on the moment, bro Just know this shit ain't hopeless nah, It ain't over 'til the fat bitch sings her opus
(I don't think that's how that goes) Who cares, she's staring, open with a joke (I don't know any jokes) Fuck...ok Well remember what they say kid
Just be yourself, that's what they say Just be yourself and everything will be ok Just be yourself, the standard line Just be yourself and everything will turn out fine
Straight up lie, I hear it all the time Why? Maybe they believe it deep down inside I don't know the machinations of their fucked up mind Do they really think that shit flies, (yeah right)
Good advice, maybe I can try it on for size And go outside with my dick hanging out to dry Feels nice, look at me I'm a normal kinda guy Howdy miss, would you like another slice of apple pie?
Bitch, I don't even like myself Think I'd show someone else? Drag 'em into my own hell, that'd go well Golly gee, ma'am, yeah that'd be swell!
Come right in and take a look at my cell Watch your step now, don't mind the smell Oh something's off? Now how can you tell? What about this nightmare's setting off bells, bitch?
Just be yourself, that's what they say Just be yourself and everything will be ok Just be yourself, the standard line Just be yourself and everything will turn out fine
Just be yourself, that old refrain Just be yourself and everything will be ok Just be yourself, but I have to ask What happens if myself is a huge fucking cunt?
What about then? Tell me now friend How does my fairy tale end? Am I the prince? Or will I get fucked like a bitch? If the shoe fits, maybe I should wear that shit
Maybe that's it, Maybe I'm sick Maybe I'm too fucked up to live I'm not meant to win, Should I call it quits? And make my exit? (come on, do a flip!)
My own happiness has ceased to exist If I end it quick I can spare the sting Of pain, regret and all the awful things Take a walk in someone else's Timbs
So pull the pin, lean in, watch me spin I'm on the brink, take no hostages You watching kids? Neat trick, watcha think? It's hot in here, I need more oxygen please!
Just be yourself, that's what they say Just be yourself and everything will be ok Just be yourself, the standard line Just be yourself and everything will turn out fine
Just be yourself, that old refrain Just be yourself and everything will be ok Just be yourself, but I have to ask What happens if myself is a huge fucking cunt?HMWH - Despite All My WageHard Men Working Hard2021-08-20 | Hard Men Working Hard are Zenki, Vys & Lakembra. Cover art by Karat: instagram.com/radicle_kai
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Lyrics: Long day in the wage cage I can't wait to lay back and rest I'm gonna relax and play games Pass out and do it again
And I work hard to get paid Yeah, not much but I get by No time to complain though The suns up so it's rise and shine
And I roll out of bed and get dressed My soles shined and my shirt pressed Big smile now, I'm looking sharp But I got a feeling that things are looking fucked
Cause it might be a long drive ahead So I tempt fate, by running all the reds I lean back and cry "I wanna fucking die" I'm trying crash the car before I head inside
Where I greet the big guy, firm shake He pulls me aside and says, hey mate Now you know you're a star, my number one I got a job for you my son, listen up, 'cause
Tonight you have to stay back And he dumped a stack into my lap And when you're done with that, just one more task Can you eat the shit directly from my...
Ask me anything And I'll be there Just tell me to jump I'm up in the air
How high now sir? I'll jump 'til it hurts I'm here to serve
My time is cheap And so's my fee I won't ever sleep No, it's for the weak
I'm at your feet Until the grave What better way to live Than living like your fucking slave?
But hey, It's just another day on this gay Earth Yeah I work like a slave but I gotta earn Asked the man "When you gonna pay me what I'm worth?" So he handed me a pocket full of wet dirt
"Take it wagie. Here you go, this is what you are." "Know your place at the bottom of the shit pile." So I did just what he said and took it all. Every single bit of it. I took it all with a smile.
"This is it, it's your life, now watcha think?" "Don't like it, too bad. Watcha gonna do, quit?" "Gonna do something 'bout it, huh kid?" "Nah, you and I both know you ain't gonna do shit"
"Now get back to the stack double quick" "Little bitch, before I stiff you with a double shift" Yes sir, whatever you wish Ha! God damn, I love working for him
So just ask me anything And I'll be there Just tell me to jump I'm up in the air
How high now sir? I'll jump 'til it hurts now 'Cause I'm here to serve
My time is cheap And so's my fee I won't ever sleep No, it's for the weak
So I'm at your feet Until the grave By the way, is it ok If I take Christmas holidays? No? Fuck!
So the day's tough and the pay sucks And yeah maybe they will say you're a wagecuck But it's better than being a neet chud Piece of shit, reject and retard
Even if we cannot keep up We'll give it everything we've got I'll let you in on a little secret I'd do it all for free
But my name will be framed in the hall of greats Employee of the month, with my smiling face I'll do what it takes, cement my place I'm gonna be the quickest fuckinโ rat in the race
Keep up the pace, Come on we've almost made it now Don't stop, No taking breaks Embrace the pain, Cause your glory awaits So taste the flames and exclaim Hail Satan!
So just ask me anything And I'll be there Just tell me to jump I'm up in the air
How high now sir? I'll jump 'til it hurts now
My time is cheap And so's my fee I won't ever sleep No, it's for the weak
So I'm at your feet Until the graveHMWH - ChivalryHard Men Working Hard2021-07-24 | Hard Men Working Hard are Zenki, Vys & Lakembra.
None of us play Doomfist so gathering footage for this video was a challenge. Thanks to Dark for supplying us with some extra clips.
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Lyrics: One, two, three Stack 'em up six feet deep Counting 'em up like sheep Singing to hide the screams
And I said...
Now do you all hear that sound? Coming from down underground? I hear the toll of the bell It's time to send them to hell
I said E-Girls get the bullet There really isn't any nice way to put it You gotta put your foot down sometimes (Facts) Some brats deserve to die
I said E-Girls get the rope Sorry guys, you know I tried, it's how it goes I wish it didn't have to be this way But some tolls have just gotta be paid (Tell 'em boys!)
I said E-Girls get the bullet There really isn't any nice way to put it You gotta put your foot down sometimes Some brats deserve to die
I said E-Girls get the noose It don't matter if they're trad or if they're loose I wish it didn't have to be this way But some tolls have just gotta be paid, paid, paid
You just line 'em up one by one No stragglers, don't matter if they're ready or not We're building a wall out of these fucking thots And there's a lot more work to do where that came from
And I said...
Who's crying? Bitch, it ain't the time Save your tears for the ditch where you'll be lying Suck it up, wipe your eyes and get back in line It's time for your shower, now get inside
You know it has to be done You know you've had a good run You've had your time in the sun Now suck the end of my gun!
I said E-Girls get the bullet There really isn't any nice way to put it You gotta put your foot down sometimes (Facts) Some brats deserve to die
I said E-Girls get the noose It don't matter if they're trad or if they're loose I wish it didn't have to be this way But some trolls have just gotta get laid (Sing it boys!)
E-Girls get the chair You really could not pay me to care I gotta put my foot down this time (Noice) No more Mr Nice Guy
I said E-Girls get the blade Ryujin no ken wo kurae I wish it didn't have to be this way But some tolls have just gotta be paid, paid, paidHMWH - Feeding TimeHard Men Working Hard2020-11-30 | Hard Men Working Hard are Zenki, Vys & Lakembra.
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Lyrics: Welcome to the far flung year of 20202020 We got plenty on the menu if you're ready Line up for your daily dose of cockroach cum Don't run motherfucker, we'll feed you whether you like it or not
Hot and tasty, ready and waiting Open up for the invertebrate delicacy We've got your name on a list of pay pigs So say please and then just maybe...
Payment made via your brain chip? (Wow!) What savings! (Oh!) So crazy! Suck it down, savour the dopamine? (Woah!) Oh Baby! (Yeah!) Amazing!
Feed me daddy, make it happen I'm a slave to (My) My cravings, (God!) come sate me Fuck around and take a look at what You've made me, God save me
Body prepped for the set Purebred, Chitin-fed Fluorescent nutrients Toned, Sculpted, Heaven-sent
Shell spent, Tears shed Blood, Sweat, Triple threat Mind wiped, Synthesised Open wide, It's feeding time
Consume, Infuse So many flavours of hell to choose Old wounds, Brand new The future is now the past exhumed
You can't refuse Your body owned and your mind seduced Your soul entombed Entrapped within the faceless black cube!
I don't wanna live in a pod I don't wanna eat any bugs I don't wanna drink that shit And I will never wear your chip
I don't wanna live in a pod I don't wanna eat any bugs I don't wanna drink that shit And I will never be your, your, your-
Welcome to the club, we got everything you want Knock knock, open up, hey are ya winning son? Thanks Dad, this is rad, they got everything you said I don't ever wanna leave, I don't want it all to end
Don't fret, this is it, got the serotonin drip One click for a hit, It's a never ending trip Oh shit? It's legit? Will it hurt? Will it sting? Lie back, settle in, You won't feel a fucking thing
I can't wait to be a good boy (Wow!) Hold still now, (Oh!) just enjoy I want it all, I want to fill the void (Woah!) Come play with (Yeah!) our new toys
But I can't hold it in no more (My) Don't be shy, (God) Don't be coy Scream if you want to be destroyed!
Body prepped for the set Purebred, Chitin-fed Fluorescent nutrients Toned, Sculpted, Heaven-sent
Shell spent, Tears shed Blood, Sweat, Triple threat Mind wiped, Synthesised Open wide, It's feeding time
I don't wanna live in a pod I don't wanna eat any bugs I don't wanna drink that shit And I will never wear your chip
I don't wanna live in a pod I don't wanna eat any bugs I don't wanna drink that shit And I will never be your, your, your-
I don't wanna live in a pod I don't wanna eat any bugs I don't wanna drink that shit And I will never wear your chip
I don't wanna live in a pod I don't wanna eat any bugs I don't wanna drink that shit And I will never be your, your bitchHMWH - Snooze JuiceHard Men Working Hard2020-10-27 | Hard Men Working Hard are Zenki, Vys & Lakembra. Cover art by (he he) Silly: patreon.com/HeHeSilly
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Lyrics: Hollywood military Trained killer celebrities Watcha gonna do When they come for you?
Marching one by one, bodyguards in front They're fully stocked up with their coke and their guns They'll smash down the doors of the big white house They're gonna save us all from that mean old Drumpf
Hollywood military Trained killer celebrities Watcha gonna do When they come for you?
Million dollar revolutionary guerillas Playing the part of well trained and stone cold killers It's a call-to-arms broadcast over twitter And they're bringing their best Yeah, they're bringing heavy hitters
And they're not afraid to call you out and label you Hitler They're not afraid to dress up in rainbow glitter They're not afraid to knock over trash cans and litter So you'd better watch out if you call someone a nigger
Nazis, watch out Sarah Silverman is out and about Fascists, get down Lena Dunham is here in town
Shitlords, you're next Patton Oswalt has his boot on your neck White man, you're through Hollywood Military coming for you!
Hollywood military Trained killer celebrities Watcha gonna do When they come for you?
Marching one by one, bodyguards in front They're fully stocked up with their coke and their guns They'll smash down the doors of the big white house They're gonna save us all from that mean old Drumpf
Hollywood military Trained killer celebrities Watcha gonna do When they come for you?
Rolling down the boulevarde, a marvelous parade of military might A display of authority and violence Silence! Meryl Streep just arrived Who're you wearing Meryl? My god, It's to die for!
They're not afraid to bring you up on trumped up charges Not afraid to string you up feet first from the rafters They're not afraid to fuck you up and slash your tires And gouge out your eyes and fucking skin you fucking alive
Nazis, you're dead Kathy Griffin is losing her head Homophobes (oh my) George Takei'll get blood in your eye
Shitlords and Bullies Amy Schumer is gonna show you her pussy White man, disband Ron Perlman has piss on his hands
Hollywood military Censor obscenity Family friendly dream Sponsored by your neighborhood pharmacy
Honesty policy? (No!) Not for them but for you and me I gotta feeling that they're not who they claim to be
Jackboots marching in step Your screams Grammy nominated It's the Hollywood Military bitch, who'd you think it'd be? So where you gonna run when they come for your family?
Hollywood military, Trained killer celebrities Through your television They'll stage their coup
They're here and they're queer and they're bringing up the rear And they're fully choked up with their crocodile tears They'll smash down the doors of every house They're gonna save us all from all of ourselves
Hollywood military Trained killer celebrities Where're you gonna run When they come for blood?HMWH - Lonely Fans (Feat. Egg White)Hard Men Working Hard2020-06-21 | Hard Men Working Hard are Zenki, Vys & Lakembra. Additional vocals by Egg White: youtube.com/channel/UC61iqhhnEMwImis3RcDpuzA
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Lyrics: You know this one night is all that we got left Before we're all taking off and getting outta the nest And I don't know what fate awaits but I know that The best days are not gone yet, no they're all coming next
But still we've got this one night just you and I So why not live a little, take a chance and give it a try? Come on baby, don't hate me cause, yeah know this is crazy But maybe you and I could run away together, escape it
Wait please don't leave, don't cry and scream It's a different phase of life know what I mean? We're just a couple of kids both you and me And we're the age to engage in this fuckery
Think of all the things that we could've achieved But here we are in my car on a summer's eve I didn't wanna believe but it was meant to be And if you wanna you gotta be the change that you wanna see
We all wanna make a change in the world And one of those changes is to make it If you wanna make a change in the world Then let's get changed, yeah let's get naked
Every now and then I remember being young And dumb and full of hope for the future to come I stop and smile and think all about my time in the sun I wish I could return but you know that it's time to move on
But I will never forget all the time we spent God damn, I wish I could do it all again Go back in time and just hit reset And see if this time maybe I can get some head
Just kidding, I didn't mean it Been drinking and I'm a little bit giddy and being silly I mean unless you feel it? You feel it? Haha, yeah me neither I need a breather. Is it hot in here? I got a killer fever
I'm just overwhelmed with emotion You know soon, we'll all drift apart like ghosts on an ocean And I don't ever wanna let go of this moment So please baby don't leave me alone with this boner, you owe me!
That was like a teenage thing That was like a teenage thing That was like a teenage thing That was like a teenage thing That was like a teenage thing
And that was like a teenage thing And that was like a teenage thing That was like a teenage thing That was like a teenage thing
That was like a- said that was like a teenage thing That was like a teenage thing!
Remember being young and free Nothing holding us back from our dreams, just you and me Remember when it all made sense And you still had friends to depend on when you were stressed?
Remember when you got your P's And you drove your dad's car into a tree and we ran from the scene Remember when you failed that test So we got our revenge and put shit in the teacher's desk?
Remember holidays by the sea? Remember we were drunk on the beach? And Sam drank bleach? Selfies in emergency? So long ago it all now seems, a distant memory
Remember late nights watching flicks? Remember when we almost kissed and I fuckin' missed Well maybe there's a chance for this And maybe you can suck my dick
Thank you to our $5 New Project 2 and Patreon supporters (October 2019): ๐ค 688as ๐ A Nimble Sperg ๐ญ Andrew Oregon ๐ Basket of Grapes ๐ BOLDYSPICY! ๐ Bootyman ๐ซ Christopher Choquet ๐ Crocodactyl ๐ deign ๐ Dick Masterson ๐ซ Dmitriy Barsukov ๐ฒ Dyc3 ๐ฎ ErbBetaPatched ๐ godmonster ๐ง James Gifford โ๏ธ John Vindiola ๐ธ Jordan Sellers ๐ฆ Kevindoubledash ๐ซ No thanks ๐ฝ Randy ๐ฅฝ Sam Welter ๐ฆ Snibsnab ๐ฅ Staesis ๐ค Techpriest Consus ๐ The Zoo ๐ญ Tully ๐ UmptyMaDoo ๐ Various ๐ฆ WillieHMWH - Everything Is A Fuck YouHard Men Working Hard2019-08-27 | Cover art by Wormwood (martianmagazine.com) Samples from The Dick Show (Episode 152 and others): thedickshow.com/episode-152
Special thanks to our $5 Patrons & New Project 2 dudes (August 2019): ๐ค 688as ๐ A Nimble Sperg ๐ญ Andrew Johnson ๐ Basket of Grapes ๐ Bootyman ๐ซ Christopher Choquet ๐ Crocodactyl ๐ deign ๐ Dick Masterson ๐ซ Dmitriy Barsukov ๐ฒ Dyc3 ๐ฎ ErbBetaPatched ๐ godmonster ๐ง James Gifford โ๏ธ John Vindiola ๐ธ Jordan Sellers ๐ฝ Randy ๐ฆ Snibsnab ๐ฅ Staesis ๐ฏ The Zoo ๐ญ Tully ๐ UmptyMaDoo ๐ Various ๐ฆ WillieHMWH - Fat WomenHard Men Working Hard2019-08-06 | Backing track: "Fuck Women" by Assburger. Used with permission from Assburger. Listen now: soundcloud.com/assburgerrap/fuck-women
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All rise for ya boy, Judge Sean, who presides Calling the case of 867-5309 #DickLies, Itโs time to decide if being funny is a crime
You may now be seated as weโre about to begin to find out if itโs a contest and if anyone can win Defendant Masterson, please no drinking in court Your Honor, you have the floor
Your Honour, I present to you one side of the debate & In this envelope is what I think but make no mistake Dick said he was my friend but it wasย only just pretend Remember when I said the show was never gonna end?
He never showed gratitude for any of the snacks and it's a fact he never once gave thanks And he showed signs that he even took the time To read my brief 30,000 word show outline
Your honour, I'm no armchair psychologist But I have it on good authority that Dick's a rape apologist I promise you that Dick lies, he still has the w9's How many more out of context clips do I need to find?
He blames it all on me, says Iโm the podcast killer But we all know he just did it for the fans and the skrilla Wait, did he say heโs not a copyright police? Copyright puh-lease, theyโre mine to release
(All rise) Everybody on your feet (Itโs time) no time to waste (to decide) beyond a shadow of a doubt (if Dick lies) make no mistake (All rise) all my homies in the gallery (Itโs time) all my players on the bench (to decide) all my haters taking shots (if Dick lies) Lady Justice is my bitch
(All rise) All rise (Itโs time) โcause itโs time (to decide) to decide (if Dick lies) if Dick lies
Your honour, please believe me when I say I stayed up for days to write a script to explain Exactly how this big swinginโ Dick is a lying little prick With incompatible values that just make me sick
I just wanted to see, if I could possibly Convince my ex to try a little polyamory Maybe see if she would like to go to fuck parties with me Turn dinner for two into a party of three
And Jane Doe, I confess, well itโs kinda complex Your honour, please, I beg you, itโs been years since iโve had sex The unimaginable stress, is causing me to obsess And send text after text to my ex, you see
Dick has done nothing but cause me great pain With his never ending targeted harassment campaign And Heโs done much worse, I got a nucular motherlode But you can take my word for it, โcause Iโm taking the high road
(All rise) Everybody on your feet (Itโs time) no time to waste (to decide) beyond a shadow of a doubt (if Dick lies) make no mistake (All rise) all my homies in the gallery (Itโs time) all my players on the bench (to decide) all my haters taking shots (if Dick lies) Lady Justice is my bitch
(All rise) All rise (Itโs time) โcause itโs time (to decide) to decide (if Dick lies) if Dick lies
Now I donโt wanna ruin reputations With lies, implications and bald allegations But Dick isnโt the wingman of our nation And heโs got a pile of coke in his basement!
But Your Honour, all of this is really just the setting For the grander crime of hitting on my Ex at a wedding She was my property and Dick allegedly took her home And gave me terminal Chump Syndrome
Dick was in UCB because of me Dick has a podcast now because of me He even has a girl and a house on a hill and Itโs all thanks to me โHowโs that for irony?โ So where's my thanks huh, where's my gratitude? I get no acknowledgements or even empty platitudes I just wanna be left alone. All i get is attitude. Fuck him and fuck the fans. I'm done dude.
(All rise) Everybody on your feet (Itโs time) no time to waste (to decide) beyond a shadow of a doubt, now (if Dick lies) make no mistake (All rise) court is adjourned (Itโs time) and everybodyโs gone home (to decide) patreon dot com (if Dick lies) Asterios
(All rise) All rise (Itโs time) โcause itโs time (to decide) to decide (if Dick lies) if Dick lies (All rise) All rise (Itโs time) โcause itโs time (to decide) to decide (if Dick lies) Dick didnโt lieHMWH - The Ballad of The GossHard Men Working Hard2019-04-19 | Buy The Dick Show Album now at thedickshow.bandcamp.com Hard Men Working Hard are Zenki, Vys & Lakembra.