Uploaded December 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago
I made this two months ago and forgot about it for a while. So here you go. Just pretend it's Woh or Bloody Sunday or something. Happy holidays. LYRICS:
[Verse 1: Violent J]
Stare into a man's open butthole
That's right, sixteen inches from the tip of my nose
To the center of that man's anus
Right? A foot and a half
Close and intensely into a man's butthole
I personally am more interested
In the secrets, the knowledge
That is that whole rabbit hole that is the anus
I am so bewildered
And so enriched
By the goings on in that man's butthole
Stare down that anus
Seriously, ice cold, look it dead in its read eye
And I see an enchanting
Bewildered, bewildering
Fascination of a fantasy
[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Yeah, man, if you've seen that picture of Steve-O's butthole
Holy buttholes, like, the butthole of all buttholes
I mean, it was also the way the light hit it
But his butthole is such a spectacular fuckin' sight
And, yo, you might think, like
"What the fuck is this guy talking about?"
But I'm telling you, if you've seen the picture
That's going down in history, that butthole shot
[Verse 2: Violent J]
Stare into the abyss of a man's anus
But I would actually enjoy it
I would love it, love, love staring into a man's anus
Let me tell you something, alright?
Not only stare into a man's butthole
I'd frolic and play with it, alright?
I'd stick my whole face in it and go blhbhblhlbhlhlhlhlhlhlbhbhlh
I'd love it, I'd tickle the sphincter with my nose
I'd tickle his sphincter with my chin hairs
I'd scratch his whole itch with my chin hairs
That's how much I'd love it
Gently scratch a man's itch with my chin hairs
Stick my whole face in a man's anus
Blhbhblhlbhlhlhlhlhlhlbhbhlh! I'm too personal about it
But that's how I feel, I feel personal about it
Nnnnyehee
[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Yo, it looks like the Death Star, straight up
It looks like a satellite dish implanted in between his butt cheeks
It's amazing, dog, it looks like that fuckin-
It looks like that giant telescope in Peru
Or wherever the fuck it's at, you know what I'm talking about?
Like in that volcano head or whatever
It looks like a volcano hole, it's fuckin' insane, like a crater
It looks like a moon crater!
[Outro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
It looks like a moon crater, you know what I'm saying?
It's fucking insane
I made this two months ago and forgot about it for a while. So here you go. Just pretend it's Woh or Bloody Sunday or something. Happy holidays. LYRICS:
[Verse 1: Violent J]
Stare into a man's open butthole
That's right, sixteen inches from the tip of my nose
To the center of that man's anus
Right? A foot and a half
Close and intensely into a man's butthole
I personally am more interested
In the secrets, the knowledge
That is that whole rabbit hole that is the anus
I am so bewildered
And so enriched
By the goings on in that man's butthole
Stare down that anus
Seriously, ice cold, look it dead in its read eye
And I see an enchanting
Bewildered, bewildering
Fascination of a fantasy
[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Yeah, man, if you've seen that picture of Steve-O's butthole
Holy buttholes, like, the butthole of all buttholes
I mean, it was also the way the light hit it
But his butthole is such a spectacular fuckin' sight
And, yo, you might think, like
"What the fuck is this guy talking about?"
But I'm telling you, if you've seen the picture
That's going down in history, that butthole shot
[Verse 2: Violent J]
Stare into the abyss of a man's anus
But I would actually enjoy it
I would love it, love, love staring into a man's anus
Let me tell you something, alright?
Not only stare into a man's butthole
I'd frolic and play with it, alright?
I'd stick my whole face in it and go blhbhblhlbhlhlhlhlhlhlbhbhlh
I'd love it, I'd tickle the sphincter with my nose
I'd tickle his sphincter with my chin hairs
I'd scratch his whole itch with my chin hairs
That's how much I'd love it
Gently scratch a man's itch with my chin hairs
Stick my whole face in a man's anus
Blhbhblhlbhlhlhlhlhlhlbhbhlh! I'm too personal about it
But that's how I feel, I feel personal about it
Nnnnyehee
[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Yo, it looks like the Death Star, straight up
It looks like a satellite dish implanted in between his butt cheeks
It's amazing, dog, it looks like that fuckin-
It looks like that giant telescope in Peru
Or wherever the fuck it's at, you know what I'm talking about?
Like in that volcano head or whatever
It looks like a volcano hole, it's fuckin' insane, like a crater
It looks like a moon crater!
[Outro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
It looks like a moon crater, you know what I'm saying?
It's fucking insane
