INSANE Rap Battle in an ABANDONED House Jofae 2023-09-16 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or I'll kickbox kermitMe and my bud had a funny rap battle while doing a 24 Hours in an Abandoned House Challenge - who was the winner? Let's find out.
I Bought 100 Amazon Items UNDER $1 Each Jofae 2023-09-09 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or all the gold in the world will turn into dirtIn this video, I bought 100 items under $1 on Amazon and Ebay! Me and my friends got together to open each box and see what's inside of them. Let's find out together!Thumbnail background image credit: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Amazon_Prime_Delivery_Trucks_%2844155424640%29.jpgCC BY-SA 2.0
My GRANDPA Plays Fortnite for the FIRST Time #fortnitechallenges #fortnite #funnygaming Jofae 2023-09-07 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or you'll lose every match of Fortnite for the rest of your life.Watch the full video here: youtube.com/watch?v=QQ_3Q5unHn0&t=942s
Would You EAT a SPIDER for $100? Jofae 2023-08-12 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or I'll miss the part where that's my problemIN THIS VIDEO, I got my friends together for a set of challenges to see who could stand the test of endurance! In the first challenge, I made all 4 of them eat hot sauces ranging from cayenne to ghost pepper and Carolina reaper. In the second challenge, I used a twisted electric shock machine to see who could endure the strongest shock. In the 3rd challenge, I saw who could eat the grossest bugs, and ultimately, a spider! Let's see who wins!
SURVIVING 24 Hours CONTROLLED by AI Jofae 2023-07-28 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or seagulls will take over the world.In this video, I let AI / ChatGPT CONTROL my life for 24 hours. Everything I do - from sleeping to eating to activities - is picked by ChatGPT. It's time to see what crazy stuff AI tells me to do!
Can I ESCAPE the Forest While Being HUNTED? Jofae 2023-07-07 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or I'm going to burn all the pizzas in the worldI got FOUR of my friends in the woods to search for hidden keys - if they find all four of the keys, they WIN. BUT - while they're hunting for keys, Kermit is hunting for them! Whoever finishes their goal first - finding keys or killing survivors - is the winner of this challenge!
LAST to LEAVE Trampoline Wins $200 Jofae 2023-06-17 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or Kermit the Frog will turn into a murderous killerSpecial thanks to @AgentShields, @HRDGames, @jackcarlssonbeats5556, and Daniel for showing up in this video!I got FOUR of my friends onto a trampoline and told them the LAST to leave would win $200. The whole time, I found creative ways to make them suffer, until one by one, everyone left, leaving only one person. Who will it be? Daniel, Jackson, Sam, or Hunter? Let's find out together!
PAYING People to Play Fortnite Jofae 2023-05-27 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or you have to drink coconut milk on a stranded island for the rest of your life.In this video, I PAID people to play Fortnite.- First of all, we donated to random Twitch Fortnite streamers with no viewers, giving them $1 every time they got a kill.- Then I had Jackson's grandpa play Fortnite for the first time in his life and get his first kill!- And, finally, I told Alex that if he could win a match of Squads with No Fill, I'd give him $100.Let's see how it goes!yepplsstop reading this video descriptionthere's nothing here for you to findhonestly, why am i still writing?i'm actually running out of time and need to be working on something else but instead im here writing stupid video descriptions.oh yeahhere's why im still here.Never gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt you
EXTREME $250 Hide and Seek Jofae 2023-05-05 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or you can only eat happy meals for the rest of your life.Today me and the homies are playing EXTREME hide and seek! We used a 10+ acre facility with hundreds of hiding spots, and whoever lasts the longest wins $250! Let's see who wins!
Ill Give You $100 if You Can Make Me Laugh Jofae 2023-04-16 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or I'll never laugh again.In this video, me and my friends went on campus to Regent University for some public pranks and a Try Not to Laugh Challenge. If we laugh, we have to pay $100! Let's see what it takes to make Sam and me laugh!
I Delivered Pizzas to a Pizza Delivery Jofae 2023-04-02 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or I won't pay my taxesIn this video, me, Sam, Jeremy, and Jackson found all the weird ways we could to go around town and deliver pizzas to people who didn't even order them. What ensued? Pure chaos.
I Spent 24 Hours in an Abandoned Building!! Jofae 2023-02-26 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or you'll be haunted and become a GHOSTToday me and my friends have officially lost our minds and are spending 24 hours in a beat up, creepy, old, and abandoned building. We proceed to annoy the crap out of each other and find all the possible ways to make each other suffer.If you don't watch to the end of the video, I will personally find you and...I haven't decided yet.
I HATE WATERMELON / Fruit Ninja IRL Jofae 2023-02-15 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or I'll fight you
Fruit Ninja in Real Life Jofae 2023-02-15 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.BIG THANKS TO @AgentShields and @jackcarlssonbeats5556 for being in this video!Subscribe or pizza will no longer have pepperoni on it.Who wants to play a mobile game when they can play Fruit Ninja in real life? Today, me and the boys decided to grab some weapons and brutally destroy fruit as many ways as we could think of. Cause, what could go wrong when you start swinging swords and shooting arrows around?
Fruit Ninja IRL Coming Soon... Jofae 2023-02-14 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or...
I Played Fortnite Blindfolded Jofae 2023-01-29 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or I will stick my nose in an outlet.Today we will be playing Fall Guys, Among Us, and Fortnite COMPLETELY BLINDFOLDED. I CAN'T SEE A THING, so my friend, Agent Shields, will be guiding me on where to go and what to do. This video is nuts, so you BETTER SUBSCRIBE or I'll hunt you down.
I Played Among Us Blindfolded Jofae 2023-01-29 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or I will stick my nose in an outlet.Today we will be playing Fall Guys, Among Us, and Fortnite COMPLETELY BLINDFOLDED. I CAN'T SEE A THING, so my friend, Agent Shields, will be guiding me on where to go and what to do. This video is nuts, so you BETTER SUBSCRIBE or I'll hunt you down.
I Played Fall Guys Blindfolded Jofae 2023-01-29 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or I will stick my nose in an outlet.Today we will be playing Fall Guys, Among Us, and Fortnite COMPLETELY BLINDFOLDED. I CAN'T SEE A THING, so my friend, Agent Shields, will be guiding me on where to go and what to do. This video is nuts, so you BETTER SUBSCRIBE or I'll hunt you down.
I Won Fortnite While Blindfolded Jofae 2023-01-29 | I'M A CHRIST FOLLOWER! Email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com to learn how Christ can change your life.Subscribe or I will stick my nose in an outlet.Today we will be playing Fall Guys, Among Us, and Fortnite COMPLETELY BLINDFOLDED. I CAN'T SEE A THING, so my friend, Agent Shields, will be guiding me on where to go and what to do. This video is nuts, so you BETTER SUBSCRIBE or I'll hunt you down.
Reading the Shrek Movie Script But Every Time I Say Shrek I Turn Greener Jofae 2023-01-22 | Find me on different platforms:Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1esOxlJPsKBymCiNw4OLebApple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/jofae/1507647078Amazon Music: music.amazon.com/artists/B0871FZDD6/jofaeYouTube Music: music.youtube.com/channel/UCwawKbeWE_5sIwUb6MRQiYwInstagram: instagram.com/its_jofaeFacebook: facebook.com/itsJofae
I Had to Sell Toenail Clippings to a Stranger Jofae 2023-01-08 | Find me on different platforms:Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1esOxlJPsKBymCiNw4OLebApple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/jofae/1507647078Amazon Music: music.amazon.com/artists/B0871FZDD6/jofaeYouTube Music: music.youtube.com/channel/UCwawKbeWE_5sIwUb6MRQiYwInstagram: instagram.com/its_jofaeFacebook: facebook.com/itsJofae
I Went to the Gym in a Suit Jofae 2023-01-08 | Find me on different platforms:Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1esOxlJPsKBymCiNw4OLebApple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/jofae/1507647078Amazon Music: music.amazon.com/artists/B0871FZDD6/jofaeYouTube Music: music.youtube.com/channel/UCwawKbeWE_5sIwUb6MRQiYwInstagram: instagram.com/its_jofaeFacebook: facebook.com/itsJofae
Try Not to Laugh with Consequences Jofae 2023-01-08 | I am a Christ follower. If you've never given your life to Christ, email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com, and I'd love to point you towards a new, transformed life!Check out Agent Shields (Sam in the video): youtube.com/@AgentShieldsFind me on different platforms:Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1esOxlJPsKBymCiNw4OLebApple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/jofae/1507647078Amazon Music: music.amazon.com/artists/B0871FZDD6/jofaeYouTube Music: music.youtube.com/channel/UCwawKbeWE_5sIwUb6MRQiYwInstagram: instagram.com/its_jofaeFacebook: facebook.com/itsJofae
I Subscribed to 1,000 Email Newsletters - Heres How Many Emails I Got. Jofae 2022-12-18 | I am a Christ follower. If you've never given your life to Christ, email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com, and I'd love to point you towards a new, transformed life.Connect with me on social media! https://linktr.ee/jofaeSubscribe or I will delete all your apps off of your phone.
I Wore 400 Pieces of Clothes (ONE Piece of Clothing for EVERY Subscriber I Have) Jofae 2022-12-01 | I am a Christ follower. If you've never given your life to Christ, email me at josephlevesquecfa@gmail.com, and I'd love to point you towards a new, transformed life.Subscribe or I will burn all my clothesToday, I'm wearing 418 pieces of clothing. Yes, I'm legitimately rethinking my entire life at this point.Find me on different platforms:Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1esOxlJPsKBymCiNw4OLebApple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/jofae/1507647078Amazon Music: music.amazon.com/artists/B0871FZDD6/jofaeYouTube Music: music.youtube.com/channel/UCwawKbeWE_5sIwUb6MRQiYwInstagram: instagram.com/its_jofaeFacebook: facebook.com/itsJofae
Apex Legends World Record - Most Bullets Fired in One Round Jofae 2022-11-20 | I'M A CHRISTIAN! Learn more about how you can give your life to Christ by emailing me at josepharaoh99@gmail.comFind me on different platforms:Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1esOxlJPsKBymCiNw4OLebApple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/jofae/1507647078Amazon Music: music.amazon.com/artists/B0871FZDD6/jofaeYouTube Music: music.youtube.com/channel/UCwawKbeWE_5sIwUb6MRQiYwInstagram: instagram.com/its_jofaeFacebook: facebook.com/itsJofae
Jofae - Average Joe (Music Video) Jofae 2022-03-11 | Find me on different platforms:Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1esOxlJPsKBymCiNw4OLebApple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/jofae/1507647078Amazon Music: music.amazon.com/artists/B0871FZDD6/jofaeYouTube Music: music.youtube.com/channel/UCwawKbeWE_5sIwUb6MRQiYwInstagram: instagram.com/its_jofaeFacebook: facebook.com/itsJofaeLyricsYou can spend your life looking for Prince Charming,But I promise, he's never coming.You can spend your life hoping for perfection,But I promise, you'll always want more.Straight off the cover of a magazine,Is that really what you think you need?I can't promise to be your dream man,All that I have,I'm just your average Joe.I can't keep going 'round and 'round,In circles like this;Told you next time I saw you,That I would give you a kiss;There must have been something,Along the line that I missed;It's your birthday coming up,Letting you go is my gift.Rock star, baby, I wanna be a rock star,Would you love me if I uncovered my scars?I used to cover up my flaws with my art.I'm not gonna play these games,I'm not gonna rock this way,Putting on my mask,Hope you think it's all great.Do you really know me like you think you do?Or maybe it's all been a lie, and maybe you've been lying, too.You and I,Dream time,Sometimes,I cry,At night,When you're on my mind,Can't deny,I've tried,A hundred times,To do what I,Know is right,But all we ever do is fight,Even if it's only in my mind.Without you,Used to think I couldn't live without you,Used to think I never would've doubted you,Realizing I'm better off without you,Without you.They tell me that,Don't use my music to list names,You know that I could,I've done it before,And I'm telling you homie,Honestly it feels great,But this time I ain't.I spend so much time,Reflecting on the thoughts,Inside of my brain,That truly it's way,Easier to fake,It's a woman I hate.The thing about music,It's easy to act like you have,Something you don'tAll of these rappers,Spitting out bars, Pointing at gold round their throat.I'm not that smart,But I've noticed,That I have something they don't.Belief of the people,They trust what I say,When I have the microphone.Think about that for a minute,You'll learn if you listen,I know what I want,And that was my mission,No matter the cost,Here's my admission,I wanted her love,And I felt driven,Losing myself,Face a decision,Hiding my flaws,With precision,Treating romance,Like an audition,I was wrong,So give me forgiveness.
Jofae - BBs & Pocket Knives (Audio) Jofae 2022-01-01 | Find me on different platforms:Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1esOxlJPsKBymCiNw4OLebApple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/jofae/1507647078YouTube Music: music.youtube.com/channel/UCwawKbeWE_5sIwUb6MRQiYw Amazon Music: music.amazon.com/artists/B0871FZDD6/jofaeInstagram: instagram.com/its_jofaeFacebook: facebook.com/itsJofaeLyricsCHORUSDesperate times call for desperate minds,I've lost my mind at least a hundred times,I did what I had to to survive,Thank God up high, you know he saved my life,Yes, that's rightVERSE 1Wake up! Now, it's another day,Look in the mirror, will anything ever change,I promise I'm sure this one will be just the same,Spend the whole day, tryna escape.They told me athletics would help numb the pain,I'm sweating like a dog, still dead in the brain.I'm trying my best, but I'm emotionally drained,Can't even sleep at night with the sound of these chains.You know what happens when days stretch into years?Praying every day for somebody who cares,Then you wake up and realize, they ain't there,Will this be my whole life, I'm genuinely scared.Feel like my childhood was all washed down the drain,A blink of the eyes, and it all flew away,Took four years to recover from six years of pain,But you promised me in Joel all I've lost I'll regain.PRECHORUSLet the day fade away when I came to earth,Let darkness descend, it's all I deserve,I'm struck with this curse since the day of my birth,I was given a life I never preferred.VERSE 2Woke up one morning in the arms of someone I hate,Don't want to spend the rest of my life wishing I'd run away,But then I looked in the mirror and saw it was my own face,So many things I can't stand, but I'm too weak to change.Like depression that would make me mentally insecure,Causing me to question life, like what am I here for?I know there's better, like I should be chasing so much more,But that's so hard to do when your will to live is absorbed.People used to tell me they loved me, but never had time,But would pause for a second to blast the thoughts in my mind,I remember going up to my bedroom to cry,Sending my best friend a text, never got a reply.I wish I was kidding, and these lines were a lie,But I used to wonder what if I took my life,I was looking to find a cure for the disease in my mind,Now with time, I've found the only answer is Christ.OUTROIn the meantime, Im'ma do what's right,I've had tough luck a good part of my life,Parts of my past, that I don't really like.I'd like to imply, my future gon' be bright.Cause the Bright Lord, not the one by Monolith,He's the one that can bring this soul back to life,I remember back when I forgot how to smile,Now my smile's back on my face, and life's a delight.
Jofae - Its Okay to Cry (Audio) ft. Benjamin Miller Jofae 2021-06-12 | Find Benjamin Miller's music on YouTube:youtube.com/channel/UCoI5CXqutv-h37Vl1ok5uyQFind me on different platforms:Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1esOxlJPsKBymCiNw4OLebApple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/jofae/1507647078Google Play: play.google.com/store/music/artist?id=Axemcb33ap73wkjsjp4fjfn2ztmInstagram: instagram.com/its_jofaeFacebook: facebook.com/itsJofaeLyrics:ChorusIt's okay,It's okay to cry,Just don't try to hide,Just don't tell lies to your mind.It's okay,It's okay to feel pain,Just don't run away,Just don't hurt your brain,Trying, trying, trying.Verse 1What if I, Actually told them the thoughts that go through my head,Would they care,Would they disappear,Would anyone that I love right now even be there?When the tears run out, Would my friends run out,When I break down,If I called your phone, would you even come round?Like a touchdown with no crowd,Can you even hear the sound of me drowning?Yeah,Cause I just wanna keep my cool and act like everything's great,I don't wanna let you into this pain,I don't wanna let you into my brain,Cause I'm so afraid of all the things that they might say, yeah.I need someone to talk to,Yeah, I can't live this life without you,I wanna live to get a little older,So, can you help me get this weight off my shoulders?Verse 2Just a little boy in my bedroom,With a phone and no friends,Texting people all night,Looking for someone I really need to understand.Isolation gave me the fear,That nobody I know ever really cares,They're only there when it's fun and games,And then when it's not, they'll disappear, right?Immorality, or morality,Brings nothing but death surrounding me,I know I should do the right thing,But sometimes it dies inside of me.No, life is not like a princess movie,Where everything ends happily ever after,Well, my ever after might just be the death of me.My life's like a wolf, living with sheep,I'm cursed with the power to look and think,The innocence I see,Seems tempting to me,But every time I remember to breathe,I'm reminded, I've gotta brush my teeth,Don't forget, make them be lush, white, and clean,And if I'm not making a scene,No eyes are watching me,Than what does my life even mean?BridgeSometimes being different can be so lonely,I feel like it's holding me from this world.What if I was like the others?What if I didn't have to do all things I had to?Breaking the yoke, letting me go,I really don't think that's freedom,The further I go, the more that I do,The more I end up with my brain numb.Doing right's never easy,But you know it's right.
Alvin Cedric - Way Up - Alternate Ver. (ft. Jofae) Jofae 2021-05-01 | Find me on different platforms:Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1esOxlJPsKBymCiNw4OLebApple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/jofae/1507647078Amazon Music: music.amazon.com/artists/B0871FZDD6/jofaeInstagram: instagram.com/its_jofaeFacebook: facebook.com/itsJofaeCheck out Alvin Cedric's version of this song! youtube.com/watch?v=cNmCOMY0XR8Lyrics:All these rappers put on a good show,Say they got their lives together;But you looking hypocritical,When you crack underneath the pressure.Big smiles on your socials,But your life been looking like stormy weather;Now you pulling off a no show,Don't want you to end up on a stretcher.Why you always tryna lie to me?All you ever do is cry for me;Tell me that if I made,A few more bills, then I'd be great.Yeah, I know you got cash powers,But I can still see your face;If dollar bills equal smiles,Than something ain't looking straight.Am I feeling way, way up?Am I feeling way, way up?I ain't even gon' lie,I ain't even gon' fake it;When it comes to my music,If I don't feel it, I don't say it.Some of y'all don't get it,How you looking in the mirror;Wonder why your life ain't perfect,'Cause the way that you been living;And you wonder why you're feeling this way,'Stead of way up?'Cause you never seem to say no to,All the things that are killing you;Wonder why life feel like deja vu,Cause doing what's right way overdue.
Jofae - I Want to Tell You (Official Audio) Jofae 2021-01-01 | Find me on different platforms:Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1esOxlJPsKBymCiNw4OLebApple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/jofae/1507647078Google Play: play.google.com/store/music/artist?id=Axemcb33ap73wkjsjp4fjfn2ztmInstagram: instagram.com/its_jofaeFacebook: facebook.com/itsJofae
Benjamin Millers Starlight EP is AMAZING!! Jofae 2020-12-08 | My good friend Benjamin Miller just dropped his first EP, "Starlight." It's a Christmas album with four different jazz songs that SLAP. THEY SLAP BRO!! Yep.Subscribe to Ben or I will eat all your donuts and steal your face masks:youtube.com/channel/UCoI5CXqutv-h37Vl1ok5uyQHere's where to get Ben's EP:schmaltzcreative.com- OR in person at -Valley Community Church1215 Julian R Allsbrook Hwy, Weldon, NC 27890Listen digital at:Spotify:open.spotify.com/artist/19HwYe35Xm5QbdoJja9MibiTunes: music.apple.com/us/album/starlight-ep/1539870969Amazon Music: music.amazon.com/artists/B003BDQH3M/benjamin-miller
Jofae - Off the Chain (Live) ft. Benjamin Miller Jofae 2020-11-16 | Find me on different platforms:Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1esOx...Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/jof...Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/a...Instagram: instagram.com/its_jofaeFollow Benjamin Miller!YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCoI5CXqutv-h37Vl1ok5uyQFacebook: facebook.com/BenMillerSaxophoneInstagram: instagram.com/benjamin_miller_music
Jofae - Off the Chain (Official Audio) Jofae 2020-06-06 | Find me on different platforms:Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1esOxlJPsKBymCiNw4OLebApple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/jofae/1507647078Google Play: play.google.com/store/music/artist?id=Axemcb33ap73wkjsjp4fjfn2ztmInstagram: instagram.com/its_jofaeLYRICSINTRO:Ain't no tellin' what's in my brain,My cerebral membrane,My thoughts give me heart pain,Vicious just like Hussein,I can't tell what you say,You rappers so profane,Me and my cranium,Like Russia and Ukraine.VERSE 1Try, to tell you what's in my headAin't no telling what's up,Ain't no telling what's up in my head,Overthink everything that I think I ought to be,I think all these things I face are really tryna hurt me.Like a bad drink, flip the switch on my sink,Wash it down the drain, wish my problems would go extinct, (woosh)Disappear so fast that you might blink,And they might be in sync with a light beamRemember those voices, they told me I'd never get better,Whatever, I'm dealing with pressure,I'm under the weather,But God will endeavour, To bring us together,Cause it gives Him pleasure,To love me forever,Though I am a beggar,His book is a letter, Of all of His efforts,To give me a shelter,So one day I'll enter,Into His Treasure! (Woo)Can we be friends? No!I thought you need me? No!Got a shovel in my hands, you know what this for?Go ahead, laugh, While I pick your first epitaph,Then I put you in the ground, celebrating with a photograph,You think that I'm gonna let your crime pass?Oh, noCHORUSNow that I am off the chain,Thank God, thank God, yeah, yeah, yeah,Now that everything is changing,Thank God, thank God, yeah, yeah, yeah.I am not who I was before,My God is breaking all the chains off my heart.VERSE 2I got a phone call from my ex last night,Been a while since we talked, she asked if I'm all right,I had to tell the truth, without you, I've been just fine,Oh, and by my ex, I mean the issues in my mind, I used to love them,Couldn't live without 'em,Wrap them in my arms, then I'd hug them and kissin'If I went a day without my problems, truth is, I'd a miss 'emYou call yourself a god, but I'm the one who's really dissing.What's my name, ain't that strange, you don't know me?You gon' know me, don't want fame, hate can't phase.Flow backwards just like your faith.Heard your song, can't tell what you tryna say.I don't mean to glamourize the pain,Just mean to say, I can relate,To being afraid,Now I know I can say,There's hope for those who go,Through the storm, and don't know what they gon' do.CHORUSNow that I am off the chain,Thank God, thank God, yeah, yeah, yeah,Now that everything is changing,Thank God, thank God, yeah, yeah, yeah.I am not who I was before,My God is breaking all the chains off my heart.OUTROI'm sorry if I hurt you,I'm tryna do what's right.If I go to the Valley, please give me grace,Trust me when I say I'll be all right.Go back to the kiddie pool in my mind,Might think that I'm all right,But I feel fine, okay,This is not safe,I'm a monster, you can be my prey,In this race of elimination,Your brain looking vacant,This ain't a game, So don't think that I'm playing,Hate to be graphic, but you know that I'm slaying,When I get the mike, my heart be racing.Don't ever wanna be the type to play your petty little games,Look into the mirror, tell me nothing ever gonna change,Looking at my issues, gotta say that you're the one to blame,Always gonna be the one to try to tell me I'm afraid But I gotta say my life been better,Than it's ever been, and all the,Troubles I've been facing are,Not making me wanna give up and ya know,That I'm letting them propel me to be the person,That God wants me to be.I'm off it, yeah, yeah,I'm off the chain!
Jofae - Dead Inside (Official Audio) Jofae 2020-04-10 | Find me on different platforms:Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1esOxlJPsKBymCiNw4OLebApple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/jofae/1507647078Google Play: play.google.com/store/music/artist?id=Axemcb33ap73wkjsjp4fjfn2ztmInstagram: instagram.com/its_jofaeLyrics:INTRO:You know, sometimes, I feel like, you know, that I don't have anything left in me. I feel empty, like the life's been sucked out of me. Like... like this is all that I've got left, this shell. I just feel... dead inside.VERSE 1:What good are a couple bills if you don't know how to use them?If you don't know what you're doing?What good is the world's attention?If those you love just never listen,And you're all alone?So I put my front on when I'm hanging with my friends,Pretend I got everything together.But we both know I don't,I'm just good at lying.I wish I could be myself with the people that I love the most,But I'm scared if I do, What people will I lose?And why do I push away the people who love me the most?I don't know.And why is my biggest fear that one day I'll be a nobody?CHORUSI feel dead like a phantom in the middle of the night,Once again asking myself, "What's the reason I even try?"I feel dead inside, I feel overcome.Bring me back to life, You're the only one.VERSE 2:What good is success if you are never satisfied?If all you ever do is cry?What good is a lover's kiss if that's just how you cover the pain?When you're alone, you're still afraid.If you ask me how I'm doing, I say I'm just doing great,But we both know I ain't.I'm too good at lying.I wonder what would happen if I wiped my smile off of my face,Would people think I'm great?Or would they run away?BRIDGE:The more I get, yeah, the more that I want,The more I want, yeah, the less I find I'm happy.The stronger my desires, the more it kills me,The more that I search, the further I feel from the real me.I was chasing a lot of stuff,I thought that it would fill me up.But no matter what I do,I never seem to have enough.I was chasing love, success, and fame,But the more I did, the more I hated that face,In the mirror.OUTRO:So take my hand, and bring me back to life.Only You can.Take my hand, and bring me back to life.Only You can.
Jofae - Take an L (Official Audio) Jofae 2020-02-07 | Find a good church near you! upci.org/resources/locateKnow Jesus Christ for yourself! endtime.com/urgent-questions/what-do-you-mean-born-againLyrics:I know how to take an L,Like a metal on my chest, and I wear it well;I wish I could put my problems on a shelf,But if I do, that just means they gon' go somewhere else.Take, take, take, take, take an L.Yeah, take, take, take, take, take an L.Is it a problem that I don't like myself?Look, let's talk about it.As a kid, I went through a lot,You don't even know the half of it;People think they know me, They don't even know the half of it;They don't know the way I lived or all the things I did,I just been through some pain and I'm still just learning how to live.Mistakes I wish I had never made,Things I wish I never did;I'm not proud of all the things I ever did,Look, lots of things I wish I could undo;But the problem is I can't, and I just gotta tell the truth.Look, six years of depression,Will teach a lesson;I was just eleven,Never thought I could stop stressing;I began to accept defeat,Like my identity;I hate to say it, but that's what I used to think.Therapist, I almost got a therapist,Start to question life, like, what's the reason I exist?I hate to embrace the problems slowly killing me,But I know if I do not, I will put myself into insanity.I know, you gon' take some Ls,And you might even sometimes fail;Doesn't matter what the haters gonna say,Cause none of that means that you have to fail.I'mma come out on top,I know they'll never get the best of me;My problems tryna come for the rest of me,I got the recipe for victory;Try but you never gon' beat me,Want some weakness, try the old me;But he's down in the cemetery.I don't mean to make this difficult,But all you ever do is play it cool;How you gon' be more than typical?I'm cynical, over critical.I don't like people who wanna go places,But never take chances that might make mistakes, ay.Life is like a game of Russian roulette,You gotta take risks, might have to do a couple things that bring you pain;If you don't, how you think you ever gonna learn to change?Hold up, my lyrics so dangerous, they might just blow your brains!Oh, ayo, ay, ay, yeah,I thought it was over, I thought I was done,But Jesus showed me my setbacks don't mean it's over.Oh, yeah, I thought it was over, Jesus,I thought it was over;But you gave me a second chance,I gotta say thank you for a second chance.I know, you gon' take some Ls,And you might even sometimes fail;Doesn't matter what the haters gonna say,Cause none of that means that you have to fail.Got this friend named Tony,He's so phony;Him and his cronies,In the back;They gon' laugh,When they hear this track;They might shoot a track back.Look, if they do, I'mma be like,This ain't nothing I ain't never heard before,I'm no herbivore,I'm a carnivore;1k, I might carve up your,Reputation, put it on your plate;I'm a rap slayer,I might be your neighbor;But I'm a beast with this paper,Think I just made my first hater;To prove which of us is greater.
Jofae - Another Chance (Official Audio) Jofae 2019-12-17 | MUSIC CREDIT:Beats Savage ProductionArtist: EnyerLyrics:Pre-Chorus: I got my head spinning, from all that I did,I'm so ashamed of the way I lived.Just give me another, give me another chance.Give me another, give me another chanceVerse 1:They told me to rap, I'm like, "What's that?"I'm only 16 when I learned 'bout rap.When I got the mike, feel like I'm offa the ground;If this was a game, I'd get a touchdown. I ain't here to make money, but I might make a mil,I ain't here to be your buddy, but I might sign a deal;I ain't here to be your honey, but I'm gon' keep it real,I don't like digging graves, but my lyrics can kill.Whoo!Give me the mike, and I'mma rock this stage,I'm not 21, but who care 'bout my age?Still young, but I'm living a dream,I'm only 19, but I seen some things Hold up, hold up, all you haters, shut up!Uh, you got me so frozen!I'm afraid to do anything,Cause if I do, you gon' try to bury me. Yeah, that's the life of having a stage,Everybody in the world learns to hate your face;So when you finally slip up and make a small mistake,They remind you again that you never gon' change. They put you in a box and try to ship you away,Grab a shovel to bury you in a premature grave;But the problem, honey, is that I haven't yet died,Tell me how you plan to bury me if I'm still alive? I got all these people tryna get in my face,I don't act too well with somebody who gets in my way;I try to play by the rules so they got nothing to say,No matter what I do, they hate me, that's why I am afraid. Feel like DJT with the DNC,I don't know what you gon' think;I'm just tryna be me,I could do a good thing;And they would still hate me,'Cause they can't forget;What I did as the old me. Out of the rules and I feel like nobody can stop me,They gon' hate what I'm doing, but I ain't never felt so free.And I know this brings me back to the days I went through depression,But you know I'm putting that behind me, I'm learning my lesson. Motivation, I feel like it's flowing straight through my veins,Got a ball in my hands, and my dreams are right in my range.Got some people acting confused and treating me strange,Maybe that's because you ain't never looked past the nose on your face!ChorusI got my head spinning, from all that I did,I'm so ashamed of the way I lived.I need a savior to wash my sins,So I can be clean againJust give me another, give me another chance.Give me another, give me another chance,Give me another, give me another chance;Give me another, give me another! Verse 2:Left to right, teach my flesh to die,But I done it at least a million times.Man, my pity is pitifulMy self pity is pitiful Tryna forget 'bout my problems, but you know it's not right,You already gave me the cure | for the stuff in my life;You died, were buried, resurrected | To set me free from my transgression I'm so greatful for your kind of love,It's always enough,I'm gonna lean on you.I could sit and soak in my pain,But you want me to change.I'm so thankful for you.
Jofae - Another Chance (Live Performance) Jofae 2019-12-09 | Find a good church near you! upci.org/resources/locateKnow Jesus Christ for yourself! endtime.com/urgent-questions/what-do-you-mean-born-againMUSIC CREDIT:Beats Savage Production Artist: Enyer
Would I Rather - Be Successful or Be Famous? Jofae 2019-05-16 | Find a good church near you! upci.org/resources/locateKnow Jesus Christ for yourself! endtime.com/urgent-questions/what-do-you-mean-born-againSUBSCRIBE OR YOU HAVE TO DIVE THIRTY FEET INTO MY POOLSo I don't know why you're even reading my video description - no one even does that. But if you are, I want to tell you this word of wisdom, PAIN IS JUST ANOTHER ITCH TO BE SCRATCHED. This has nothing to do with the video, I know, but neither do you, and you're reading my description right now. Since you read to the end, you are eligible for a free giveaway, click the link below for a free copy of Fortnite:www.scam.com/virus/social-security-number/mychannelisstupid/how-to-get-hacked/Forknife/Idon'tknowwhyyourstillreading/youmustbeveryboredtoday/ihavetogotochurchnowsobye
Rapping Salesman Jofae 2019-05-01 | Find a good church near you! upci.org/resources/locateKnow Jesus Christ for yourself! endtime.com/urgent-questions/what-do-you-mean-born-againSUBSCRIBE OR YOU WON'T PASS YOUR MATH TESTLyrics:Hello sir, how ya doing? Hope it is a great day,I have something to offer before you walk away.I've got a vacuum cleaner, the best of its class,I'mma first class salesman, and you can check that.I mean, look at this beaut, all it's bells and whistles;I see yours in the corner, and it's looking kinda shriveled.Looks like time to upgrade, this is just what you need,It'll do all your work for you, you don't have to do a thing.It's only 1k, isn't that just great,Give me all your money, and I'll walk the other way.You see, these aren't selling, so my boss is annoyed,And if I don't sell five, guess what? I'm unemployed.So we'll make this simple, you fork over the cash,And I won't be a bother, I'll be gone in a flash.I'm an honest guy, you can trust my word,I'm everyone's favorite salesman, if you haven't heard.Don't worry about the papers, we can make this really snappy,A quick swap bro, and we'll both be happy;So my only question is, whatcha waiting for?Come on, come on, whatcha waiting for?Song 2:I guess I look like some kinda celebrity.Thanks for the complement, but I ain't got that kinda money.Ah, my vacuum cleaner is nice and great,I only use it once a year anyway.I don't need to spend 1k on something I'll never use.I'm sorry, but I don't think I'll buy that from you.Only one thing I think that you should know,This is really God's money, and my life His show.And I'm really careful how I spend the King's dough.Your cleaner is nice, But I don't need all that spice,I can buy one for one tenth the price.I don't want your vacuum cleaner.Song 3:I see you're kinda skeptical so let me set it straight,A couple things that you should know before I go my way.You don't have to pay for it all in one day,We'll do a monthly plan, that'd be just great.The monthly payment is so cheap that you will be in tears.I have got the contract, you can sign for two years.Does the warranty last that long, well no.But don't worry, you act like you don't trust me, bro.You know the average 'Merican got things he can't afford,I noticed your friend's car, let's just say it ain't no Ford;Now it's your turn, why settle for what's cheap?You work hard, you deserve a little luxury.Can you see your friends' faces, when you tell 'em whatchu got?Everybody on the block, gonna think you so hot."Why Joe next door got a vacuum worth one grand."Every person for five miles gonna think you're the man.
Cooking with an Iron - The Joseph Cooking Show #2 Jofae 2019-04-17 | Find a good church near you! upci.org/resources/locateKnow Jesus Christ for yourself! endtime.com/urgent-questions/what-do-you-mean-born-againSUBSCRIBE OR I WON'T BUY YOU A PET DOGBack at it again, trying to destroy my kitchen by cooking things the wrong way! I won't even tell you what I'm cooking, cause if you're a real sub you'll watch the whole video and should know eheheheeheheheheGive me some other great ideas for the wrong way to cook things so I can ruin my kitchen even more!
GOLLUM is THANOS?? Hilarious Face Swap!! Jofae 2019-04-10 | Find a good church near you! upci.org/resources/locateKnow Jesus Christ for yourself! endtime.com/urgent-questions/what-do-you-mean-born-againSUBSCRIBE OR I WILL EAT YOUR COOKIESI think I doubt my sanity at this point. In this video, we use several apps and websites that let you ruin your face and see what celebrities you look like! Apparently if Larry the Cucumber had a baby, it would be a human!!Thanks for watching, now go do something cool.
Why I Quit YouTube (BUT IM BACK!!) Jofae 2019-04-03 | Find a good church near you! upci.org/resources/locateI've been away from YouTube for a while it feels like! BUT I'M BACK (honestly, I'm probably happier about it then you guys are).
Jofae - Fighting for the Babies (Official Music Video) Jofae 2019-02-20 | Find a good church near you! upci.org/resources/locate#FIGHTINGFORTHEBABIESLyrics:What you're doing is not right, I am not wasting lifeCutting cords with a knife, this rap is death or life.If I took every baby that you ever killed, and put it in a landfill;Trust me, you would fill the whole thing,60 mil, and countingHow's that feel? Lookin' at your kids,And think o' all the ones you killed?Is this how you wanna go down?Be remembered by,Emptyin' the playgrounds,Cut and die.Standin' on a mountain of dead lives,This is not COD, this is real life;Decidin' who gets death or who gets life,I don't think that's right, you ain't Jesus ChristWhat if that was you in the womb?And momma's like, “Uh... I don't know if I want you”?Trust me, I would fight for you, give you a voice,But the problem is you're givin' Momma a choiceWhoever kills a man, by man shall his blood be shed,That means if you take a pure life, you're as good as dead;What you take is what you give, yeah that's the truth,An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.CHORUS:Don't ever let them go, they're precious,That is once what you were.Nah, this is not right, all the things that we're doing.I wish that we could change it somehow.Listen to me, yo!You tellin' me, it ain't my place, no;To tell a lady what she should do,Cause I ain't one, well I hear you.Then tell me why you decidin' a baby should die,Cause last time I checked the book, you ain't one am I right?You say don't make decisions for somebody I am not,Your own point of view is killing you that's why I'm hot, yeah.Let me get this straight, get in bed with a man,And then something happens that you never ever planned;Now you pointin' fingers at the baby, halt...You mean to tell me that's the babies fault?Problem is we won't point fingers at ourself,We always wanna blame our problems on someone else,But that baby you got, it's innocent,Yet you wanna make him pay for your own sin?All you politicians, you can't be held liable,Always tellin' us you know about the Bible,If you did, you'd keep the babies alive;Cause I'm guessing you read Jeremiah 1:5“Before you came from the womb I sanctified you.”Oh? But that don't apply if Momma don't want you?If you was real, you wouldn't change what God said;But I guess you're allowed to when you want babies dead.I keep hearin' all these people talkin' bout rights,Well let me give you a 101 on rights,They don't count when it takes somebody's life,You have a right to be happy, nah that's a lie.It's really our mistake for the people we vote inWe bought all their cake,Cause it's gotta good coatingNext time let's try voting with both eyes,We bought the liberals' lies and now they're charging us tax on the purchase.What was wrong with the way we used to do it,Way back when God would speak and we would do that?Oh yeah, I guess we're too cool to take a clue, chew that,Cause we don't need help from nobody, true that.Bruh, you're still complainin' bout all my drama?Okay, well let's put you back in yo MamaSee how you feel when you the one being tornI've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been bornYou might not write a rap track,I'm cool with that,I'm just a fast food kid,Who after work, goes home,Jumps in front of a mike,With a pen and paper in his hand,That's just the way that I am.We all got somethin' we specialize in doin',So find your thing, you know the goal, so start groovin',So you can save a couple lives pal, that's what we doin', yeah.If even one lady decides to change her mind,And one baby lives 'cause of my rap and my rhymes,I don't care if this gets a million dislikes to one like,Cause I know I done what's right.
What is Communism, and Why Doesnt it Work? Jofae 2019-01-17 | Find a good church near you! upci.org/resources/locateAaaah, Communism. You don't seem to hear much of that little booger anymore after the U.S.S.R. fell - but does that mean it's dead? Unfortunately not, and the belief is just as toxic as it's ever been, and has been growing stronger in America in recent years. So it's time we define it, and explain why Communism has been a failure for the last 175 years.
Making Mashed Potatoes Vlog - Josephs Cooking Show!! Jofae 2019-01-16 | Find a good church near you! upci.org/resources/locateThis video is my first attempt at cooking by myself in my new house. The plan is to make some yummy food without setting a fire to something, so we'll see how it goes. Time to make some mashed potatoes!!
American Tries Japanese Snacks Jofae 2019-01-09 | Find a good church near you! upci.org/resources/locateShows how much I knew about world culture when I got a box of Japanese snacks for Christmas and knew what almost none of them were. But now it's time for me to find out, so join me as I try out several types of Japanese foods!
Best Moments of 2018 - Goals for 2019 Jofae 2019-01-01 | Find a good church near you! upci.org/resources/locate2018 is over! In this video, we're gonna replay some of the goofiest and best moments of the year and give some of my goals for the new year ahead of me. May God have His will with my channel and do something cool with it!
The 5 Types of Christmas Presents Jofae 2018-12-23 | Find a good church near you! upci.org/resources/locateEvery year we go through this odd ritual called buying presents for Christmas day. We put it off and put it off until last minute, and then we all dash to the store at the same time and empty the shelves of everything. In our frantic scurrying, we make some very interesting gift choices. So in this comedy/skit video, we're gonna talk about the 5 types of gifts everyone gets for Christmas!
How I Have a Car and House at Age 18 Jofae 2018-12-10 | Find a good church near you!www.upci.org/church-locatorIt's like a dream come true! God has created a door for me to move out into my own house and take a step into independence! This video is a tour of my new house, and a little bit of me explaining how I got it.
